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[quote author=190_@]I'm muslim on nairaland
I can marry 4[/quote]Are u male or female?

megareal: Chei, kitty you are as pesky as a kitten. Who say I be guy? You even read my previous comments?
That quote was a reply to mynd_44's comment. Plus if you pursue everybody comot for the thread, who go comment sef, ghosts? Abeg free me jare.

Are u male or female?

1st sight: Tall and Broad shouldered
Nice voice, good grammar and accent
SExy Smile
Handsome Face
2nd Sight: Brains, Goodness of the heart, Godfearing. Witty

Idowuogbo = lalosky

megareal: And how the toast go come be like? '' Babe, Ive realised you are the neatness in my chaotic world?'' If I sabi guys wel, taking him to your house and asking him to take off his clothes for ironing will be misconstrued as ''lets do the nasty''. Since her attraction point is neatness, she no go even look am twice come get that kind compassion sef.

This is the reason I don't want guys on this thread. I left una Bachelor thread for una. Plsssss gerroff my thread

[quote author=Mynd_44]This is bound to be interesting.
FYI, I am not bound to the warning you wrote up there cos my username is MYND_44 and you told "mynd" to stay off[/quote]Mynd is ur pet name. So u r still bound by it.

All men keep off. Mynd, I no wan catch u here. That stated, dear ladies pls what are the attributes in a man that attracts u first *and make u want to know d guy.

Let's say in a shopping mall, class, church etc.

PLSSS No GUYS ON THIS THREAD

190: then what are we waiting for

ring the bells

kill the goats

190 is getting married to onila

all i need to do is cry - shes got game

please spread the news

RSVP - Rice and stew very plenty

Another wife? Can u cope?

U no wan be second wife but u r eyeing a guy with a gf.
U r ready jump in bed with him
U r ready to fight his gf over him
U keep saying he will choose whom he wants

U r a potential second wife

[quote author=bab-tunde]Eya sorry, am also on it now. I do everything to let her know that I love her and willing to marry her without not finish her secondary school. She told me is the lack money from his father but still yet,I told her I will pay her school fee if she feel like continue but she collected one term money and die it down. Until her sister told me that their father pay for her school fees, Nowadays she don't even come to check me or call again but still yet am still try everyday to call her. Whenever I call her is the second that noormally pick it, idea they told she not around even I call 8 am, I will still hear that she not around but whenever I saw her,she will tell me she think everyday about me till I heard from one of her sister that am the one dying for her not she. I don't know may be I should sit her down and tell her how I wish she Could be the one I wish to marry. Don't forget I do everything to care for her,phone,card,cloth,and also feeding money. But the only thing she normally say is go and rent ur own house. Plz ur advice is needed,I don't know may be I should forget about her or still hold till she change.[/quote]Forget about her

~Royal~ = Royal-VII

FOCUS ON THE THINGS ABOVE.

John 11:44 "And he that was dead came forth, bound hand and foot with grave clothes: and his face was bound about with a napkin. Jesus saith unto them, Loose him, and let him go."

Symbolically, Lazarus is like many Christians. The Bible speaks of us passing from death unto new life when we get born again. But it is also true that in the physical and emotional realm, we bring our "grave clothes" from our old life with us (i.e. habits, attitudes, etc.), and we need to be "loosed" to fully enjoy our new life.

Our emotions and attitudes follow what we think. When we focus our attention on our problems, they are magnified out of proportion. When we neglect our problems and think on God's provision, the answer is magnified and the problem shrinks. Whatever we think upon is going to dominate us. If we think on depressing things, we'll be depressed. If we think on uplifting things, we'll be uplifted. If we think, "by His stripes, we are healed", we'll be healed. If we think on sickness, we'll be sick.

Godly contentment isn't dependent upon circumstances. That is totally opposite of the way most people think today. No one really desires depression but very few feel any responsibility or authority to maintain positive emotions in the face of negative circumstances. They think emotions follow circumstances. That's not true. Emotions follow the way we think, and we can chose to think on things that are lovely, true, of good report, and so forth regardless of our circumstances. As we think, is how we respond emotionally.

Focus your attention on the invisible truths of the spiritual realm that are eternal, instead of the visible things of this physical world that will pass away.

Don't settle for the less, go before God today & receive that answer you've been praying for; the answers have been released.

God bless you!

fados4sure: I have delete the formal one because our age were too close and i don't like her...
Not that i have a flaire for school leaver, the reason is that the sister's in my church have problems with educations and my pastor want me to marry from my church.. That is just the reason..

Y must u marry from ur church? Hmmm

Here

fados4sure: lol, this is entirely another fresh and beautiful sister,,

Abe how many of them r u dating at d same time? And u seem to hv a penchant for second sch leavers. I hope d sisters are smart enough to hv going-for-masters-by-september-abroad substitutes.

joe4christ: Maybe adding up a pix would've been a little bit better, abi u fugly ni

My sex dey dia naa. I am not too comfortable displaying my pix on NLD. I might want to look for trouble, I don't want to be identified.

OP I thot u were all for bootylicious and booby. Sup with these?

I suspect foul play. Oshiomole u too cry sef. I don't know whom to blv again.

Beauty lies in d eyes of the beholden

One mans poison is another mans meat

Ihe di be anyi na-aso aso ka ndi ozo ji eme onu

Delan joor, plss send me ur digits

Mr Umaru = bittyend ; someone shd help me out

[quote author=Mynd_44]What's mine? Or have you gone chicken?[/quote]Ekiti boy abi man. I no wan expose u on a second thot

ifyalways: Rofl.
Ok, I just had a long laugh, almost fell of the bed.
OP,check yourself and warn your life. This is just a warning from iya ewa. Every morning, she enters your compound with ewa agoyin and agege bread,others dey buy but you dey look and lick mouth only. The woman don vex package you spiritual beans attack. To be free, when she comes today, buy ewa 100 and share it for 10 "dada boys"

OP u hv seen a philosophical mind

lalaosky: *give her mouth to mouth resuscitation*
gurl ur lips r so soft.

U r high abi? Make her BF catch u

joe4christ: ^^^ The best i've seen on this section of nairaland.
God bless you bro, and may his grace continually increase upon you and your ministry.
Keep the fire burning, never relent!

Thanks bro but I be sister shaa o

cindyrella: *faints*

U r always fainting

Good Girl: "Only the whores do".....Really? I beg to differ. Lol.
People fall in love with whoever they meet and fall in love with, whether Chinese, Italian, Persian, Cameroonian or otherwise. A Ghanaian woman opting for a non-Ghanaian man is not and should never be used as a manifestation of her "whorism". Am sure you've got wh[i]o[/i]res within Ghana who've settled down with fellow Ghanaians, but whores nonetheless.

@ OP, I think you are exaggerating things a little. In some cases it's quite the opposite.

Why do u take Bittyend serious? He is just a troublemaker.

When u keep fighting each other this way, why won't u break up eh? Abeg can't we have a thread void of insults for once on NLD. This goes to show the attitude of an avg Nigerian, always ready to fight.

Anyi no na aka Chukwu O

IN UR MESS IS UR MESSAGE
When a woman travails with a chld, the sorrow of her labour makes life unbearable. At that point, life means nothing to her. In the maternity ward, she rolls on the floor without considering the health implications. She can go naked in front of a crowd without noticing the crowd. But the scriptures states that when she is eventually delivered of her baby, at the cry of her baby, she forgets the pains of child labour. This makes her a perfect comforter of another woman in labour. A man who has passed thru great challenges & survived it is known by his fearlessness. Thru challenges, we learn to trust in God, not in some, but in all situations. Friend, I don't know what you are passing thru, soon, it will be history because when you are done acquiring all wisdom that is there for you, God's healing/deliverance process would have taken its full course, & made perfect in you. The message for you is that: “in that your mess lies your message”; You are going to testify of your healing & deliverance from that stubborn embarrassing condition, in the name of Jesus Christ. Amen!
Begin to study the scriptures to increase your knowledge of God so that you will understand what He is saying to you thru that condition. That will help you out of it sooner than medical practitioners & problem analysts predicted.
In that mess lies the message you are going to use to comfort that friend soon.

I command every walls of opposition to your healing, deliverance & progress to crumble like the walls of Jerico, in Jesus' name. Amen!

It is done! God bless you!

[quote author=Stella_Bella]My Romeo,
I saw came your extra terresial letter
And my cupid valve accerateled unto autonomic reflex action
i might be having myocardial iinfartion, I am not sure
But I know it is not flatulence
Allow me to close my eyes and visualise your abymissial blokous[/quote]Lol

Fourcade: it's Shymmex now...
Dammytex has officially been declared boring!

That's not true. I didn't say or imply so.