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Phones / Re: Iphone SE (5G) Specs And Price by KJtemi: 9:23am On Mar 10, 2022
The price of this phone would drop drastically like the se 2020

Not much people wants a phone that can be mistaked for a 6 especially in this country regardless of the specs
Phones / Re: Iphone 11 Pro Max Vs Samsung Galaxy S10 Plus Which Is Better. by KJtemi: 9:21am On Mar 10, 2022
seanwilliam:
Lol iPhone 11 Pro Max should compare with s20 series..


Reason to get 11pm
1. Very great battery ( it has one of the best batteries on smart phone, on heavy usage I get 9-10hrs.. it beats s10plus hands down )
2. Longer ( software) support
3. More secure
4. Ease of reselling
5. High resale value ( I used this same phone for 8months , bought it 360k and I sold it 365k).. although it’s still as neat as it is when I bought it. I handle phone with care just like my balls grin
6. Cheap to maintain..( screen repair is nothing compared to s10 o)
9. Camera
10. Class..
11. Faster processor

Reason to choose s10plus

1. Customization
2. Beautiful curved display
3. Wireless PowerShare
the curved display is not beautiful when you start using it,only when you see it around

I used an s10 plus and it was too curved for my liking triggering unnecessary touch when holding the phone

The only thing i liked about the phone was its performance,clear loud stereo speakers(iPhones and Samsungs with stereo speakers are the best you can get out there in my opinion), display and battery nothing more nothing less coming from an iPhone x to the phone back then

Besides I don't think the op is ready to buy phone and is just wasting space on Nairlands server because the two phones are worlds apart when it comes to price

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Romance / Re: What Is The Craziest Thing Someone Ever Promised You For Sex? by KJtemi: 8:16pm On Mar 09, 2022
shilenji:
Loooooolllllllll

The girl just made me propose to her to be my girlfriend before I sexed her. This is how it went.

Met the very classy babe (she be serious butty) at a swimming pool, we rocked each other at the pool, she collected my number that day. We spoke for a while, she came over that same week. She was on my bed after romancing and stuffs, I was about to unzip she said I will leave her after the action.

That statement irritated the shit out of me, told her to come and start going, she became sad and begged, she said she's just scared I'll use her, that even if she will be a side chick she doesn't mind. So I said okay, she opened the honey pot for me almost immediately with joy in her face, she gave me the best head I ever received, then I made her cum 4xce. Ordered Uber for her and gave her small change for transport. That was the last she heard of me
my man!!!

I saw what you did there,playing mind games with this chicks but like someone above said,you should have kept her for rainy days...side chick like she wanted
Romance / Re: What Is The Craziest Thing Someone Ever Promised You For Sex? by KJtemi: 8:11pm On Mar 09, 2022
Datboredberry:
This. Is. Why. I. Don't. Trust. Men. undecided
babe not all men are like that,I don't promise and fail

All you need to do to let me in between and you won't regret it for a second
Romance / Re: I Have A Crush On Tems by KJtemi: 8:04pm On Mar 09, 2022
stunnert:


Never say never as anything can happen
ajeh
Fr men ,ever since I saw tiwa savages nude I knew anything was possible
Romance / Re: What’s The Highest Amount Of Money Person Don Dash You Before? by KJtemi: 7:48pm On Mar 09, 2022
nickyj19:
too slap u dey hungry me undecided
shut up,person dey tell you the truth you dey do like werey

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Romance / Re: What’s The Highest Amount Of Money Person Don Dash You Before? by KJtemi: 7:46pm On Mar 09, 2022
Aidejay:
$100 note back then it was 25k naira.
now it's double that

Hard times
Romance / Re: PLZ Help Me Understand My Nigerian Gf by KJtemi: 7:38pm On Mar 09, 2022
patrick49000:


what do u mean?
don't mind this people
You guys should talk things out and tell her how you feel about her act

This site is really tribalistic hence the Yoruba vs Igbo thing going on right now

Every women to their own acts, Nigerian women from the south generally like it when you make them feel your the man of the house although not all thinks like that ,not saying you should be aggressive with her but you should get what I mean...acting more manly around her and not trying to please her all day and acting soft also take XDaBOSS advise

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Phones / Re: Doogee S98 Is Expected To Launch With Dual-screen & Night Vision Camera by KJtemi: 6:06pm On Mar 09, 2022
Wetin person wan take use night vision camera do

Night mode camera wey go clear is what we want

If we do things that’ll require night vision camera we’ll get a standard one not some washes out version probably on the phone
Politics / Re: Goodluck Jonathan Visits Liberian President George Weah (Photos) by KJtemi: 4:03pm On Mar 09, 2022
Iamdbull:
Dbull on this one!!!


If ex footballer can turn president, then a musician like me too can do it
even a comedian became president so
Politics / Re: Goodluck Jonathan Visits Liberian President George Weah (Photos) by KJtemi: 4:01pm On Mar 09, 2022
chukwuibuipob:
sad see their president office like my old prof vc office sad
aswr dem come put burglary proof for entrance of Presidential palace cry
Kirkman:

Next time learn to read posts to the end instead of just glancing through the post..

"GEJ was at George Weah's family house in Monrovia to observe Liberia's Memorial Day".
Even though, judging by the high level of corruption in Africa and most likely in the country it still proves that guys point about liberia

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Phones / Re: What's The Name Of This Gadget by KJtemi: 3:57pm On Mar 09, 2022
no i quoted him baba
Ill have to quote someone before it turns to a green background
But dat it just turn green without quoting anyone.
for me to have asked the question i must have obviously tried dat method
So if u dont know the answer its best you STFU!
Mastakija your papa
Pets / Re: Have You Ever Been Chased By A Dog? Share Your Experience by KJtemi: 3:00pm On Mar 09, 2022
Zane2point4:
2014, i bought fried meat and put under a frnds stair case, blc he sabbi task person his longer throat too much’

I came back his dog under stair case ate the meat, i use stick flog the dog instead the stick got the chains and loosened it,one thing suprised me the dog wasnt aware its chain is no longer attached to the coller’

I did in the name of the father and of the son and holy spirit and dissapeared frm there’
it wouldn't have attacked you,you beating it as already instilled the fear of you in it and knows if it makes a move there's probably more where the beating is coming from

But if the dog is one or those crazy ones,it go follow you drag am and deal with you mercilessly if it is able to overpower you

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Phones / Re: What's The Name Of This Gadget by KJtemi: 1:43am On Mar 08, 2022
Mastakija:
but how do they do this
For instance an op post new thread and the writings are in green background
Like this
wtf are you saying
you literally just did the same shit you’re asking how it’s done
Travel / Re: Cycling Around Nigeria by KJtemi: 10:27pm On Mar 07, 2022
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Travel / Re: Annoying Things Nigerians Do Abroad (Opinion) by KJtemi: 10:22pm On Mar 07, 2022
I do agree with your first point,third point and kinda your last point although they mostly do the YouTube shit for money

The rest is just some o'le bullshit you typed
Travel / Re: Share Your Experience To Avoid Being Stranded In War Or In Peacetime by KJtemi: 10:14pm On Mar 07, 2022
This question is kinda stupid, its simple migrate to peaceful regions
For example Ukraine had nothing to offer even before the war,imagine moving to a country with the hope that it joins the EU..pathetic

I have a guy who studied in Ukraine and ended up back in Nigeria only for him to school with us again

I did kinda enjoy your story although It shows you're very desperate to he out of the country and you don't plan well before doing so

I feel you should sit back home,save up a lot..get a good job and hang that boot of desperation
Wait for the right time and apply for Canadas PR or go the education root although I'll advise the former but that probably means hanging up your boots forever because North America is no place for football dreams
Travel / Re: How To Get Asylum In Germany by KJtemi: 10:03pm On Mar 07, 2022
Nigga get your ass back to nigeria

That asylum root would probably work only for citizens or permanent residents

You,probably a student in Ukraine wants to apply for asylum in Germany on what grounds
Like you didn't come from a country to study in Ukraine
Mehn they'll probably send your ass back to nigeria

So its best you come back and plan your next step while at the comfort of your fathers house

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Travel / Re: My Visit To Kenya. by KJtemi: 9:55pm On Mar 07, 2022
Starzo:
mugu...if Kenya was very good then why are their girls slaving in Arabic countries??


You Nigerians just love embarrassing yourselves everywhere


for real mehn you're spitting the truth

I don't see a difference in moving from here to there
If he had business or some personal reason it's different but moving greener pasture or to hustle is some o'le bullshit

Next thing we know,Kenyan's start shouting kick Nigerians out thereby bringing embarrassment to the country

Wish him the best though
Travel / Re: Nigerians At Ukraine by KJtemi: 8:38pm On Mar 07, 2022
Derah17:

No bro,I was just asking if there's probability of visa rejection currently because of the war for those who have already applied, I am not asking if they are still giving visa,yes I know for sure that there will be visa delay, that's normal until the war is over so I was only asking if there will be any probability of a visa rejection, that's what I asked, but am so sorry you all took it too far and personal,nawaooo
that's if Ukraine still exists after the war

Who knows it might be annexed into Russia or have a new government with new laws which would render all your applications null

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Politics / Re: Nigeria Air May Take Off In Quater 2 As Biding Opens This Week by KJtemi: 6:03pm On Mar 07, 2022
Every year they come up with this Nigeria air bullshit

F*** this people

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Politics / Re: Photos Of Buhari's Granddaughter, Amal Bello by KJtemi: 6:02pm On Mar 07, 2022
Lordofalmajiri:
you can only wish
nigga stop playing with me,you've got no idea who I am or who I've f******
Politics / Re: Photos Of Buhari's Granddaughter, Amal Bello by KJtemi: 5:55pm On Mar 07, 2022
If I catch this girl lipsrsealed
I go handle her the way her grandfather take handle Nigeria

If she no fly to London for medicals like her grandfather call me a bastard

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Travel / Re: Pilots: Ever Had A Mysterious Encounter In The Sky? by KJtemi: 5:53pm On Mar 07, 2022
Nigga questions like this are meant to be asked on reddit or quora

Definitely not nairaland

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Travel / Re: Nigerians At Ukraine by KJtemi: 5:50pm On Mar 07, 2022
Derah17:


Ok your opinion be say make dem reject applied visa na ba?
at first I planned to ignore but damn nigga you're the most desperate nigga I've seen in a while
A country is under attack and you think they'll stamp visas or what?
Okay they accept your application, how would you go when all carriers are avoiding the country,no flights in or out

Okay you fly in are you that dumb and desperate you'll actually go to a country in war where its citizens are running to neighboring countries

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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Is Not Treating Me Well by KJtemi: 5:37pm On Mar 07, 2022
A made up story with a simp ass nigga behind that moniker

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Romance / Re: Story Of My Life In Libya by KJtemi: 5:35pm On Mar 07, 2022
Stubborn82:
Last last, I know you are safe, you didn't die, because you are the same person written this story.
dumbass nigga
He's obviously promoting his blog wanting us to click

Its obviously a made up story
Stupid op

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Romance / Re: Repeated Post (i Need A Wife) by KJtemi: 5:34pm On Mar 07, 2022
Nomwey:
As for me shasha, i need me a fine under 28 working class virgin lady, that has sense, is spiritually broken, submissive, respectful, emotionally intelligent, that can sing, very slim [as in very very slim], any compl3xion [golden complexion preferably], and lives in Ogun state, not more than 4 hours from Sagamu or Ilaro.

Thank you!!
nigga take that picture down
Are you trying to crash the sever?
Romance / Re: Do People Give You Attention Or Nobody Sends You? by KJtemi: 5:27pm On Mar 07, 2022
Datboredberry:
Oh!
yh girl,I'm guessing you're interested in my offer

hopefully we'll meet by the weekend

Note that the 50% before is when you've entered the room and I've locked the doors

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