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i neva begin laff
she` na people wey no fit handle sanusi wan tackle ,
abeg i no fit talk

jokers!!!!!

@Slap1
Trust me diz foolz in govt simply won't learn. Cut off their limbs and dey will still find other ways to steal. Security is not on their agenda at all

Diz fools think na naija court dem dey. Dey never start. Diz british lawyers understand naija psychology so dey av anticipated and prepared 4 evry kind of idiotic ansa naijas dey giv 4 court. Dey may av even understudied proceedings here in naija so dey know what to expect. D foolz no know say na lawyer wey go skool dey prosecute. Can't wait for ibori et al to face dia trialz

', Jega!
And so what!

@phantom
I quite agree. More to it than meets the eye. I am sure someon did not 'settle' appropriately

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@oyb
Is that supposed to be a laptop or what?

were u all expecting him?

Bastards

Bastards:X

Dis yara dua sef! Turai still dey do secret with person wey the world don dey 4get, person wey no longer dey relevant. Good riddance. We have moved on

Hehehehehehe!
There is relief in the land. May God give nigerians grace to really effect the positive change we so desire

Thank God the Dora we know has returned. I guess the level of corruption at the sickening proportion it is at right now is too much for her. She finally came to her senses like the prodigal son. I really wish the lady did not get mixed up in this messy job in the first place.
Please madam Dora, resign and leave these filthy bunch of 'educated illiterates' suffering from poverty of the mind.
!!!!!!!!!!!

Unfortunately the dimwits Abuja don't know and don't care about anything as long as money keeps flowing in their coffers dimdimwits in Abuja

Let us accept the fact! Nigeria is a country that condones terrorism. Just days after mutallab we have had 2 or 3 major religious crisis with bloodletting. The Nigerian government is sympathetic to religious extremists from the north hence no serious prosecution of culprits.
USA was very diplomatic and matured in classifying us as 'country of interest' ideally we should be classified as a terrorist country. Remember there was wild jubilation in the. North after Sept 11th. Yemeni govt is actively combatting al-quaida bombing and making arrests
While the dimwits in abuja were giving ultimatum to US. I foresee us being classified as a frontline terrorist country soon ahead of yemenm, saudi, iraq or even afghanistan

Until we the people actively hold the so called leaders accountable by physically confronting them and making them understand they are not safe if we are not safe, they cannot live peacefully if they don't govern right then they will not take us seriously.

Failed state

Teleconference 2007
OBJ: Umoooruuuu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yar': Oga sanjo sir   
OBJ: Are you dead die? Dey say U r dead die!! for here o!!!!
Yar': Haba Oga, 'ow pelo naigerians go talk dat   
Yar': I just pinish a full bowl of amala and ewedu! hehehehe!!!!   

OBJ: He say im just finish abowl of amala and he laff hehehehehehe!!!!   
Yar': I challenge anyone to a game of squash
OBJ:    (u sure say u fit?)

Teleconference 2009/2010

VP Jonathan: Hello Mr. president, hello, Hello can you hear me!!!! please respond sir!!!
Yar': , [silence]
Senate President Mark: hello your excellency, hello sir, can you hear  me sir?!!!!!!
Yar': , [silence]
Speaker bankole: Hello sir, happy new year Sir, How are you sir?
Yar': , [silence]
CJN Kutigi:[/b]Your excellency, as you know i will be retiring at the end of the year
                  i crave your indulgence to swear in my successor in your absence
[b]Yar': , [silence]
Rilwan Lukman: as oga no get imsef mi a dey go jolly for obodo with my great grand children
Yar': , [silence]
Obama: Hello Mr. President, What is the position of the Nigerian Government on the recent attempt to blow up
              a United States aircraft by a young nigerian? 
Yar': , [silence]

Nigerians: Just say hello to us and we are okay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yar': , [silence]

fantastic hilarious video

talent too much for naija

The visa denial scope should be expanded to Aondaka, Ogbulafor, OBJ, All members of senate and house, members of the FEC, all other govt agencies
so there

@ROTFLMAO.

Nigeria is doomed!

And the President, Umalu Yar Adoofus doesn't want to let go of power.

Who sayys he is holding on to power.
he is barely alive. i am quite sure he is not even aware of all the noise that has been made

i just wonder

Foolish Senate

Foolish in all ramifications
extremely foolish. crazy foolish! Foolish completely
here we see Obama taking responsibility for system failures and reassuring the nation that the security agencies have been charged to do better
yet we have an illiterate AGF and Senate and FEC and allthey spit out is absolute foolishness

Teleconference 2007
OBJ: Umoooruuuu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yar': Oga sanjo sir
OBJ: Are you dead die? Dey say U r dead die!! for hear o!!!!
Yar': Haba Oga, 'ow pelo naigerians go talk dat
Yar': I just pinish a full bowl of amala and ewedu! hehehehe!!!!

OBJ: He say imjust finish abowl of amalaand he laff hehehehehehe!!!!
Yar': I challenge anyone to a game of squash

OBJ: (u sure say u fit?)

Teleconference 2009/2010

VP Jonathan: Hello Mr. president, hello, Hello can you hear me!!!! please respond sir!!!
Yar': , [silence]
Senate President Mark: hello your excellency, hello sir, can you hear  me sir?!!!!!!
Yar': , [silence]
Speaker bankole: Hello sir, happy new year Sir, How are you sir?
Yar': , [silence]
CJN Kutigi:Your excellency, as you know i will be retiring at the end of the year
                  i crave your indulgence to swear in my successor in your absence
Yar': , [silence]
Rilwan Lukman: as oga no get imsef mi a dey go jolly for obodo with my great grand children
Yar': , [silence]
Obama: Hello Mr. President, What is the position of the Nigerian Government on the recent attempt to blow up
              a United States aircraft by a young nigerian?
Yar': , [silence]

Nigerians: Just say hello to us and we are okay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yar': , [silence]

@kobojunkie

i share the same views also
but can this be so bad that it is so bad
is there no one that can call aondaka to order: NBA, NJC, Supreme Court
which law school did he attend, his colleagues ,
if he carries his passport to visit a western country now will he be recieved or strip-searched like the rest of us?

i am just fed up, can't take this nonesense anymore

na so d mumus wey dey asshole rock go dey look and d 'livin dead' president wey we get go just dey

serious countries are taking sides and realigning. soon ghana and togo go brand nigerians terrorists and issue a travel ban on naijas.
sorry ass country

Best news so far.
i trust the foolish and shameless politicians will want to fight back but we all know their holidays and foreign medical trips is about to end.
soon their stolen cash stored in foreign banks will be frozen then they will begin to wake up
mad people

NO

gggggggggggggggggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

this whole yar'adua thing will soon come to an end.
then i will wait and see how the crazy politicians and aondaka himself will carry on.
they have already portrayed to the whole world that they are corrupt in unimaginable levels.
corruption in nigeria has become a tourist attraction and the whole world is watching dumbfounded