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Romance / Re: Meet Intersex Man With Vagina And Intersex Woman With Penis (photos) by kleolouis(m): 9:46am On Nov 14, 2020
sorry to ask oooo bt have you had sex before?? if you had how..
Romance / This Week No Funny Chelsea,dortmund,bayern,tottenham.... by kleolouis(m): 7:08pm On Sep 27, 2020
Bayern lost 4-1 mancity lost 5-2 this week has been quite eventful for democracy as people are saying no to democracy everywhere ..if you bet this weekend just forget it lol..
Romance / Re: Thread Closed!! by kleolouis(m): 9:40am On Sep 26, 2020
embarassedI'm here trying to salvage what's left of the already dented image of my akwaiibom girl.then from nowhere vooom this nonsense..if you must cheapen ur self please kukuma 'comot akwaibom from ur bio thainkyou..we're tired of ur type portraying us like we don't have sense..mkpo ama change bt you self no wan help change this nonsense stereotype about akwaiibom girls,always freelancing ur stupidity. smh

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Politics / Re: Akwa Ibom State At 33 (Photos, Video) by kleolouis(m): 11:59am On Sep 24, 2020
Ebenezer2021:
idioke oh eyeneka. afo Ade ajen annang?

my brother nde Owo uko oooo
Politics / Re: Akwa Ibom State At 33 (Photos, Video) by kleolouis(m): 9:22am On Sep 24, 2020
grin
Ebenezer2021:
adede grin



kpong ke mme umono..lol..mkpo abadhie

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Politics / Re: Akwa Ibom State At 33 (Photos, Video) by kleolouis(m): 7:32am On Sep 24, 2020
saaphiere:
NOTE: I am neither from Akwa Ibom State or being paid for this post. I just love to explore. So today being Akwa Ibom State birthday, I decided to make a little research about the state and her achievement so far.

Let's start with a brief history of the state.



https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Akwa_Ibom_State



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1_F0Zr9Sl8

The men in the third picture are the people who have govern Akwa Ibom State since creation.




ejaka anytime uou in Akwa Ibom holla at me for ur free bear & dog meat all on me.. you done well
Politics / Re: Akwa Ibom State At 33 (Photos, Video) by kleolouis(m): 7:26am On Sep 24, 2020
flyingpig:
the married ones are far easier to bleep than the single ones there sef


Maifren shutup

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TV/Movies / Re: Nengi Dodges Ozo's Kiss After Eviction, Vee watches and goofs by kleolouis(m): 9:07am On Sep 21, 2020
The most annoying thing of all is that this yansh where you go follow loose control Na silicone rubber.. ordinary plastic that you for buy 85times if you did not loose focus.. useless thing

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija: Ozo Evicted From The Big Brother House As Nengi Cries by kleolouis(m): 8:21pm On Sep 20, 2020
Cubans thought it's family business as usual, you can't beat the street three times..wait! did you all see when nengi curved ozo's last kiss lol..I for once felt bad for him bt may we not love who will disgrace us in public.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea vs Liverpool - ( 0 - 2) On 20th September 2020 by kleolouis(m): 6:54pm On Sep 20, 2020
lipsrsealed When will Lampard realize that kepa is transparent embarassed
Celebrities / Re: Cardi B Files For Divorce From Offset, Her Husband Of 3 Years by kleolouis(m): 8:55pm On Sep 19, 2020
You don't expect your marriage to be onset when you're married to offset
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Crystal Palace 1 - 3 On 19th September 2020 by kleolouis(m): 7:40pm On Sep 19, 2020
Maguire running with the ball!
Commentator :An ex convict is on the run! �

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Romance / Re: I’m Seriously In Pain, My Husband Sleeps With Me From My Anus – Lady Cries Out by kleolouis(m): 7:32pm On Sep 16, 2020
Rgade:
Fùvk, I am soo mad right now angry
Your husband is so selfish and inconsiderate.
Anal sex is the best thing ever, but it has to be done right.
1. You have to relax,he has to get you to relax. The woman is obviously nervous and tensed and the dumb husband can't notice.
2. He has to be gentle. You can't force it if you don't wanna get hurt. It's like breaking a hymen.
3. And most importantly USE LOTS OF LUBE.
I'm sure the so called husband isn't using this. You can't use too much lube. Get it everywhere and on everything angry . The anus, the bum, the divk. Everywhere angry
A poorly lubricated Ass is prone to wear and tear which can be very painful.

The best gift a woman can give her partner is her anus.
And very few ladies will subscribe to it, especially here in Nigeria.
So you can imagine my pain and anger at this bone headed man for mis-using this wonderful gift from his wife and giving her pain in return instead of mind blowing pleasure.
As a woman, you can't tell me you've fully lived if you haven't experienced anal penetration + vaginal/clitoral stimulation simultaneously. angry


eehh God! how can i unread this nonsense...ewwww..pukes)

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija: Erica Makes Her First Public Appearance After Disqualification (Photos) by kleolouis(m): 7:35pm On Sep 07, 2020
No be person when them say de Medical Center be this �
Family / Re: Man Sold Land, Car, Property To Fulfil His Wife's Dream Of Studying Abroad by kleolouis(m): 11:15am On Sep 03, 2020
Peperipe peperi Pepe

no go dey do pass urself

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Romance / Re: i am beginning to think my girlfriend is cheating on me by kleolouis(m): 5:40pm On Aug 27, 2020
grin grin grin
for her to insult ur intelligence like that, Mehn! she no de regard you as anything broda..advice from me to you is -move on and don't be simping that simpship you bout to cruise as eei no go end well..

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Romance / Re: Let's Enjoy Some Picture Story by kleolouis(m): 2:22pm On Aug 23, 2020
happy Sunday my broda.. you just made me smile

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Romance / Re: Auntie Remi: "Not All Plus-Sized Ladies Are Lazy In Bed" by kleolouis(m): 10:15pm On Aug 20, 2020
lefulefu:
the guy was delivery guy and he was fond of delivery mails to housewives wen their husbands were not around and from there he would make his moves with them on the bedroom cheesy.His specialty were extremily obese ladies cheesy.He had a sexual fetish for ladies who were much on the big side cheesy.till now its mainly that particular episode i still remember grin grin grin grin

lol.. what's the name of the movie?
Romance / Re: Man Arrest Facebook Slay Queen Over 500 Naira Transport Fair by kleolouis(m): 9:43pm On Aug 20, 2020
cheesy grin monkey dn finally go market eei no return... Kai this Tori sweet me for body eeeh..

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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Broke Up With For Another Guy by kleolouis(m): 6:17pm On Aug 19, 2020
grin grin Kai.. you for sweet to beat ai swear since you no wan get sense
Romance / Re: Did I Overreacted? My Girlfriend Did This by kleolouis(m): 6:08pm On Aug 19, 2020
To slap you de hungry me WAHLAI..OH YEE SIMPILICIOUS SIMP
Romance / Re: 11 Things Which Men Found Attractive 50 Years Ago That Will Make You Wonder by kleolouis(m): 10:09am On Aug 17, 2020
@OP this ur post no complete nah..

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Family / Re: At 23 Years Old, I Have No Idea What I Am Doing With My Life by kleolouis(m): 10:53am On Aug 06, 2020
[quote author=Premiumwriter post=92513317]
You want to fly when you're supposed to learn how to crawl.

You want to fly when you have not even started crawling.

I'm older than you and still about to start 100l.

Go and learn a skill. Your parents are supportive... I have no parents but I don't sit inside pitying myself.

I learned to write and buy all my clothes from the trade, give some money to my sisters for their cloths. Thank God my uncle helped with the skul fees.

I'm currently using this holiday period to learn Python for programming. Just started yesterday self.

The problem is you're lonely and bored and at the same time broke.

Go and learn a trade and stop complaining about your life. You expect manna to fall from heaven abi you hear say money de waka cum meet people for house?

Better start learning a trade and stop this pity story. I know guys on Facebook who dress better in the app than me, get more likes but beg me in real life for money.

What you see sometimes is not reality. Some are just mirage. All of us are struggling to survive. The only way out is to know your lane and remain there instead of lookin at other people in their own lane.

make i come follow you de learn what's ur location

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Family / Re: At 23 Years Old, I Have No Idea What I Am Doing With My Life by kleolouis(m): 10:51am On Aug 06, 2020
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Romance / Re: If You Cheat On Me, I Will Fvck My Own Back – Nigerian Lady Writes by kleolouis(m): 6:08pm On Aug 05, 2020
Came on board also

Saw the headline too

Clicked on it too

Also Read the contents

Me too i Found out its none of my business

Muna wait me me for junction make we waka like that abeg

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Romance / Re: If You Cheat On Me, I Will Fvck My Own Back – Nigerian Lady Writes by kleolouis(m): 6:08pm On Aug 05, 2020
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Crime / Re: 3 Men Who Gang-Rape Ladies With Toy Gun While Recording The Act In Ogun Arrested by kleolouis(m): 9:13am On Jul 29, 2020
Xisnin:
Why is the police arresting innocent victims?
We should be careful of "false" allegations and starts killing false accusers.

Those responsible boys must have been tempted by an attention-seeking evil "feminist"
who is hellbent on bringing them down because of their success.

Real men must defend these boys.

you sound like a rapist.. tueh!!

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