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Family / Re: My Wife Feels Little Or No Urge For Intimacy... Please Advice by klimson: 6:19am On Apr 01, 2016
halfricanadian:

Exactly my thought
Maybe na Obasanjo or Oshiomole kind of person.
Politics / Re: Power Generation Falls To 2,030MW by klimson: 5:54pm On Mar 31, 2016
Its a pity, but you must deal with it. When the previous administration had similar challenges, you never understood. You carried your propaganda all over the place about how you would generate 20,000mw effortlessly. Now you are there, you can't even secure what was handed over to you. I think you have found out that politics of propaganda is different from reality.
Politics / Re: Fayose’s Lawmakers Flee Ekiti State To Avoid Arrest By Police-Adewunmi by klimson: 2:26pm On Mar 31, 2016
Untainted007:


Why does most Nigerians forget events so soon. So during GEJ era when DSS were invading APC offices and also arresting key personalities of the party no one looked at it as been dictatorship in his ruling. Think and try to remember bros.
Bros, for once, forget APC or PDP. Ask yourself, is Fayose lying in what he says? Does he speak the truth? No president was insulted the way APC politicians insulted GEJ. How many did he arrest? In fact Musa Kwankwaso and El-Rufai were two outstanding examples you know of. Buhari thinks we are still ih military era wherethe guns determine everything. When lai mohammed was coming with all the falsehood(some were true though) was he arrested?
Politics / Re: Fayose’s Lawmakers Flee Ekiti State To Avoid Arrest By Police-Adewunmi by klimson: 2:36am On Mar 31, 2016
Untainted007:
There governor has been running his mouth any how instead of concentrating on increasing the infrastructure in the state. He's busy driving trucks, cutting meat in the kitchen and accusing someone of Islamising the country while his own roof is on fire. If the legislatures have no skeleton in their cupboard no need for them running here and there. Is it truly the votes of people that brought them in? Let us ask Captain Koli
Everyone cannot keep quiet in the face of evil and gross incompetence. That you chose to does not mean another should. Fayose is a citizen with right under the law. If Buhari believes he has contravened the law, he should seek redress. We are in a civil society, not in 83-85 era. Buhari is living in the past, using old tools to do 21st century job. Tell the dictator of daura that we are in a democracy.
Romance / Re: Policeman Dies In Lagos Hotel While Having Fun With His Girlfriend by klimson: 2:26am On Mar 31, 2016
madridguy:
RIP Sergeant Jude Nwadudu, May the merciful Lord have mercy on your soul.

Before you spew nonsense, ask yourself where death will meet you, if you know exact place, then you're free to castigate the gallant officer.
Some think they will live forever. Its not because he is a policeman. It could be anyone else. And for being with another woman other than his wife, let God judge him on that.
Career / Re: We Know Its Corporate Slavery, Yet We Stay by klimson: 7:41pm On Mar 30, 2016
Braggante:
The office is in Lekki, the ninth floor of a fifteen storey building, and that's where the administrative works for the enterprise is done. We are a real estate development company we build and sell and sometimes lease out luxury apartments. The income is tidy, for the owner of the company. He is the reason I’m writing this.
He is a rich guy, extremely arrogant and does not care about his staff. When I say extremely arrogant, I mean he is rude with it. So here’s a typical scenario, which has become somewhat normal to Staff. You are enjoying your day so far; just around mid-afternoon, when you hear your name bellowed in the passageway by the voice you now know to dread. "Tunde! Where is Tunde".
You adjust your tie and step out as quickly as you can, knowing that delay will result in abuses. You step out, and as he sees you, then he shuts his door behind him. You hurry along, while your co-workers pop their heads out of their door to see the look of a dead-man-walking.
His office is ice cold, and you wonder why your ac in your office makes a lot of noise for nothing. Here you won’t hear the ac complain, you just feel it. Like I feel it now, in the ostentatiously decorated office. I stand a few feet from the door, still afar from his large desk. To the right stands a huge portrait of himself, gazing down on you, and even though you are not looking at it, you can feel his stare. He is on the phone now, talking loudly to an old friend. He laughs and says his goodbye. Dropping the phone on his empty desk, his face changes immediately he sees you.
‘Are you daft?’ he says. That’s not a question, and so you needn’t answer. Answering might be disrespectful.
‘I’m sorry sir?’ you say, your hands still held behind your back, as you start to sweat.
‘Are you deaf?’
‘No sir’, you reply promptly, not knowing if it was a question or not.
‘Did you not see me on the phone? Are you so stupid that you don’t know that you should wait outside till I call you in?’
To that you keep silent. He looks at you as if his stares will rip you into shreds.
‘Are you not the one I’m talking to?’ he barks.
Now let’s take a pause here. You remember when you were doing your interview? When he sat in the middle, and didn’t say a word and you felt you had impressed him? You remember how he nodded every now and then, and you knew he was the boss with his bow-tie and expensive wristwatch, you recollect? That was a month ago. You had thought you’d do all you can and he will be impressed with your work. Well, doesn’t he look different now? Don’t you just regret sending your CV here in the first place? Okay, let’s get back.
So he’s still staring at you, his stare colder than the blistering ac. ‘I’m sorry sir,’ you say.
‘Shut up!’ he says with the top of his nose. ‘What document did you request for? The MD said he has given you a copy already, so what else is it you are asking for?’
‘We need it to send it to the bank for the-‘, you are saying.
‘Are you deaf?’ he cuts in. ‘I said he has given you. Are you stupid?!’
Now pause. At this point, you are close to breaking in tears. Not because this here man is shouting at you, or that even though you are talking in a low respectful tone, he speaks so that the whole building can hear how stupid you are, no that’s not why you want to break down. And it’s not because all of a sudden your tie is choking the life out of you, or that you haven’t had the opportunity to eat all day even though you have black coffee splashing around in your stomach and you can bet it runs through your veins. It’s because you haven’t been paid for last month and it’s the 20th already. No, it’s not about the money. It’ about honour, dignity; it’s about getting a fair compensation for your hard work. No scratch all that, it is about the forking money. Else there’s no difference between us and the slaves on plantations.
‘I don’t have it sir,’ I say.
Then he stares at me for eternity. I swallowed hard, avoiding his eyes. My legs are weak now.
‘Okay you can go’ he says, as if he’s had just enough of me and I was fouling the air. 'I said get out. Get out.' He waves his hand as if to wave off a pesky fly.
A wise man once said there is the permissible fifteen minutes of madness in every man’s day. The wise man? Me. So I’ve carved fifteen minutes out of every day to do something stupid; something I want to regret much later.
Are you done?’ say I.
‘What?’ he replies, befuddlement on his face.
‘I was just asking if you are done, you rat face.’
He was silent. His jaw drops, lips partly open.
‘Do you know just how bland you sound? Are you really this irritating, or you pretend to be? Do you sometimes stop to listen to the crap that actually comes out of your mouth? Do you-‘
‘Are you mad? Get out of my office!’ he yells. ‘Get out of my building! You are-‘
‘Fork you, I quit, you forking arrogant selfish bastard!
He stands up and walks towards me with determination. As soon as he gets close enough, I swing out a punch, meets him right on the jaw. I hear it click. He yells and falls to the floor, writhing. 'why?' he asks.
'Give me my salary first, you forker!'
Then I drag him to the metal safe under his table, and order him to open it.


‘Yes sir,’ I say with a bow, and walk out.
That could have been my fifteen minutes, to talk back at The Man, to live, to be free, to start my own path as an entrepreneur...but I am in Nigeria where The Man knows you have no choice but to remain on his plantation, and a thousand more are gunning for your post and as soon as you leave, CVs will start rolling in. There may be nothing for you out there, so this was not that fifteen minutes of madness; no, it is not yet time. Will the time ever come?
I get back to my table, relieve the grip of my tie, fold my cuffs and get back to my slave labour.
l commend your style. Tension, laced with humour. Nice one.
Politics / Re: Why APC Lost In Rivers by klimson: 4:43pm On Mar 26, 2016
America and Russia are sworn rivals, fighting dirty for superemacy. They only seem to work together when they pursue same interests. They can't fight each other directly beccause it will be too bloody and destructive. Their wars are only shadow battles fought in lesser contries eg Syria.
In Nigeria, the battle is between APC and PDP. But these parties, like Syria are mere battlegrounds where the Titans fight. Its not about PDP or APC. The fight is between Christianity and Islam. APC is an Islamic party, they deny it, but too many proofs are there to be seen. Thats why it was easy for them to form an alliance with the west, another Islamic enclave. South east and south-south(Biafra) were prepared to live and die with Jonathan despite his deficiencies, simply because of what he represented. The zones have continually rejected APC because of what the party represents. Muhammadu Buhari is the leader of APC and we all know what his religious views are, despite the pretence. So, rivers or any other state in southeast or south south will always reject APC. Imo was a mistake; an error that will be corrected in the next election.
I laugh when people think that this is about PDP and APC. It is a battle, shadow war, call it cold war between Islam and Christianity. Look at what happened to Ngige in Anambra state.
Unless APC demystifies itself, its largely seen in these zones as an extention of Islamic rule or domination, which the christian population in the two zones will always reject. Amechi would not have met the failure he witnessed if he had come through another party. Judging from his strength as a former governor who tried for the state, it would have been a fifty - fifty win for him and Wike. But as it is now, APC has no foothold there. Any politician, no matter how popular from this region will meet political death in this party. Its not about how you feel. Its about the reality. Jonathan would have lost woefully in this region because he failed them, but still, they stuck with him. PDP, having bleeped up since 99 would have been buried completely in 2015 if not for what APC represents. What some smart politicians are planning is how to float another mega part, that will bring a fair balance between christians and muslims and in 2019, they will take over.

The re-run in Rivers will still be won by PDP for your information.

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Family / Re: Woman Pregnant For Judge Who Dissolve Her Marriage After 3 Months (pic) by klimson: 3:58pm On Mar 26, 2016
Ebidosie onato...darling darling! Ebidosie onada, l love you l miss you onyenu maziri ngbe ogebido?....




Arrangee marriage.
Politics / Re: Presidency distances itself from #istandwithbuhari organization by klimson: 5:55pm On Mar 25, 2016
How market? Coporate wailers.
Politics / Re: Female Bombers Killed At Umulari Mulai Near Maiduguri by klimson: 3:39pm On Mar 25, 2016
Lie lie lie! That bomb there, person fit strap am for body? They detonate am yet we see am for there. Army is working, we know, but tell us the truth as it happens.
Religion / Re: Pope Francis Kisses And Washes Feet Of Muslim, 4 Nigerian Catholics by klimson: 3:27pm On Mar 25, 2016
And so? The question is when are they dropping the next bomb?
Properties / Re: Checkout This House In Benin With It's Hilarious Gate (photo) by klimson: 1:02pm On Mar 25, 2016
Yes! When you don't want to employ a gateman. Thats what happens.

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Politics / Re: PDP Senators Call For Release Of Rivers Re-run Polls Result by klimson: 11:35pm On Mar 24, 2016
xinconclusive elections everywhere! Afeeeceee, una de fall hand o! You claim you love Nigeria yet you want to stifle PDP and run a one man show. Thats not democracy! Its carryover of monarchic rule that the north is known for. They dont like people to have options. They prefer a situation everyone has to fall in line and do ranka dede to a sultan or emir. Multi-party system; democracy, they don't just understand it. Thats why we operate a paper federalism, according to the constitution imposed by the hausa military, concentrating all the powers in a central government. Democracy my foot!

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Politics / Re: Bola Tinubu: The Pains Of A Godfather By Remi Oyeyemi by klimson: 1:04am On Mar 20, 2016
albany231:
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Trash from an accursed product of baby factory. The shameless large headed animal ojuku of cursed memory achieved nothing in his miserable life than running away from battle, he was a loser in life and death reason he died senile, deranged, crippled, deaf and dumb while Fani Kayode pummel his olosho wife. However, You are all in the SW only to sell gala in Lagos traffic as shown in the pics below. You still live with your senile parent in the village reason you believe the lies your Uncle tell you about SW, more than 40 of your kinsmen scot in a single room in the dirt Ajegunle, leave your erosion ravaged village for once in your pathetic life to see whats happening outside your cursed village.

Same Hausa killed 19 flat head last month in Enugu and you were all silent, Igala have been killing you noise makers in Anambra but you dare not talk, what about those raped mercilessly by Fulani in Ebonyi and Imo, you are from a noise making tribe where giving ultimatum is your only weapon. Its a big shame to be Eboe cos no one take you serious, continue to deceive yourself online while the hangmen in Asia kill more cocaine smugglers for disgracing the entire country. Shameless people.
Politics / Re: Bola Tinubu: The Pains Of A Godfather By Remi Oyeyemi by klimson: 6:36am On Mar 19, 2016
albany231:


Who is this little kid. You all troop to the Sw daily and you still talking about standing on your own, your cerebrum must have expired. You celebrate a shameless pedophile and coward who ran away from battle after losing 3m flat head yet you making noise here. You are a disgrace to your generation. Ajokuta mamo mi
Politics / Re: Bola Tinubu: The Pains Of A Godfather By Remi Oyeyemi by klimson: 6:23am On Mar 19, 2016
albany231:


Who is this little kid. You all troop to the Sw daily and you still talking about standing on your own, your cerebrum must have expired. You celebrate a shameless pedophile and coward who ran away from battle after losing 3m flat head yet you making noise here. You are a disgrace to your generation. Ajokuta mamo mi
You are too poor to talk about Ojukwu. Not even your mentally depraved Awo could dare him. Yes! We are in south west as you said. And all over the world too. And we make things happen wherever we are. That is why jealousy will strangulate you about the success of the Igbo man. Lazy and decripit fraudsters as you are. Talking about south west, who made it what it is today? That is why aside your indigenous people, the Igbos are next in population. And we determine who rules or fails where we are because we have what it takes. The last time I checked, Igbo men have mouth watering appointments in the west as compensation from the ruling class, who understands that the Igbo man can make him or break him politically in his own land. And that is why you have sold your father's compound to an Igbo man and have come to be tenants there. Shameless cowards who bark but cant bite. Look at slaves talking to Igbo people. And hausa are killing you in your own lands while you do nothing. Idiots!

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Politics / Re: Bola Tinubu: The Pains Of A Godfather By Remi Oyeyemi by klimson: 12:59am On Mar 19, 2016
albany231:


Descendant of the coward ojuku, shameless tribalist.
The whole world celebrate Ojukwu, and by extension the entire Igbo race as heroes. Call us tribalist if you like. Its not a bad name, because we know we are not same with you. Stand on your own for once without seeking to attach yourself in delusion of One Nigeria. Ofe mmanu!
Politics / Re: Benin City, The Mighty Medieval Capital Now Lost Without Trace by klimson: 12:08am On Mar 19, 2016
truthspeaks:
Not jst Benin city, Do we even value our country's history as a whole? I wonder if history of nig is still being taught in skuls not to talk of d preservation of certain artefacts. Countries find inspiration n hope in their history n I pray nig is nt any difft
No! History won't be thought so that younger Igbo generations won't learn about Biafran war. History won't be thought so that the larger Nigerian population will be ignorant of the causes of the war and the perculiarities of ethnic groups in Nigeria that could have necessitated the war. The game is simple--leave as much ignorance as possible, so that younger Yoruba and Hausa generations will live on heresay and wonder just why the Igbo man wants a separate existence. Promote ignorance so that the Igbo man won't be seen as a freedom fighter he is, but a villain. But we are all paying the bitter price of ignorance. Tell me any country that has succeeded without a recourse to history. One day, we shall all wake up to the bitter reality. And then, we will curse our so-called leaders.

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Politics / Re: Anyaoku Rejects Ipob’s Appointment by klimson: 7:01pm On Mar 10, 2016
1United1:
Let Me See The Credible Igbo Leader Who Will Accept To Negotiate On Behalf Of A Terrorist Organization Called IPOB...

The Same IPOB Youths Who Want Nigeria To Disintegrate, Will go any length to Support PDP and Their Governors While Slaying Anything APC....

The Same Fraudulent group who used their Resources to campaign for Jonathan/PDP in the last elections but unfortunately their evil plan didn't work out... now masquerades as "Freedom fighters"....

The Same Fraudulent group support ALI Modu Sherrif as the Leader Of Their Party...

IPOB Is PDP.... No Wonder They Attacked Okorocha(one of the best performing governors ) But Never Attacked T A Orji, Martin' Elechi and other useless leaders of their Party...

Nnamdi Kanu Called For Blood, And He Must See Blood...

You are not fit to speak on the issue of ****. Its bigger than whatever tribe or country you claim to be part of. Take note.
Politics / Re: Soyinka And Falana React To Ese's Abduction by klimson: 10:26am On Mar 08, 2016
Islam and paedophilia, and everything that if foul. What is peaceful about a religion that defiles a child's innocence in the name of marriage? Please, go and reform this religion because it represents everything that is backward and awful. No hard feelings.
Crime / Re: Pastor Rapes Church Member In Ebonyi by klimson: 2:07am On Mar 08, 2016
Kingsasian:
These igbo pastors sef!!!
Na your people de rape chicken. Ewu!
Politics / Re: Badeh, Metuh Sit Beside Each Other In Court (photos) by klimson: 5:39pm On Mar 07, 2016
NgeneUkwenu:
IPOB Yoots, come and behold your mentors!


Ndi Ara!
Idiot!
Politics / Re: Chinedu Okpalanma, DG Of #istandwithbuhari Resigns by klimson: 5:36pm On Mar 07, 2016
I commend you for for resigning. It is unlike what any Nigerian will do. At the same time, I think you became uncomfortable with campaigning for GEJ, while he shared money, like Dasuki to others. Naturally, you had to stand with Buhari since Goodluck's ATM was temporarily out of service.
Politics / Re: Fayose Storms Olubadan's Coronation In Native Style - Photos by klimson: 2:17pm On Mar 04, 2016
Ibadan --- old rusty brown roof everywhere! What makes it a big city then? Its one of the most prominent yorubas urban centres, but the tradition of leaving acient building standing is their undoing.
Education / Re: Senate Fixes JAMB Application Fee At N2,500, Extends Validity Period To 3 Years by klimson: 12:11pm On Mar 03, 2016
Good news about Jamb. But niger delta militants are stranded abroad, with even move to stop their oversea training and education. Hmmmmm! What is good for Halima, is also good for Ese( in some circumstance though, not interms of forceful marriage and paedophilia as often seen).
Politics / Re: Soldiers Flog, Boots Protesting Women In Delta State.. by klimson: 12:00pm On Mar 03, 2016
This country is too timid, uneducated, uncivilized and incapable of functioning. I just don't get the mindset of these idiots who run away from Boko Haram, only to turn around and molest women. This country is more than a ZOO.

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Family / Re: "Ese Should Abort Her Pregnancy" - Nigerians by klimson: 11:54am On Mar 03, 2016
Islam am paedophilia is inseparable. No matter how they hide it. It keep showing in their actions and inactions. Ndi ala! Shame.

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Politics / Re: VP Osinbajo, Lai Mo'hamed And Their Deliberate Insult On Nigerians' Intelligence by klimson: 6:03pm On Mar 02, 2016
APC---lie spinning machine.

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Politics / Re: "Save Agatu" Protest In Abuja (Photos) by klimson: 4:13pm On Mar 02, 2016
Those who chant sai buhari in the face of this babarism will drink their own blood soon. Are the military suddenly incapacitated? Or are bullets finished in their guns? IPOB protested and they were mowed down by thesame military that ran away from Boko Haram, but armed Fulani blood suckers are occupying Agatu territory. If any of them carries gun now in self defense, police will arrest them. That is arming one ethnic group to kill another. And we are in one Nigeria. And there is a government that has the primary responsibility to protect lives. Shame on those who won't condemn gross incompetence and failure of a government because it must not be heard that Buhari, their almighty god failed. The God in heaven will judge all of us!

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Politics / Re: ATTACKS ON BUHARI: Fayose Lacks Yoruba Training — Olumilua by klimson: 10:20am On Feb 29, 2016
I guess the writer meant 'the cowardly instinct of Yoruba'. Fayose, by action, is not a Yoruba. My guess.
Politics / Re: President Buhari Orders Investigation Into Benue Killings by klimson: 10:11am On Feb 29, 2016
Those who hail Buhari's uprightness on corruption, I wonder what kind of mind they have. What is more corrupt than arming your kinsmen to unleash mayhem on hapless individuals, afterwhich you set up panel to investigate the killings? How many of such killings go on in Nigeria in a day? So, Buhari will set up panels to investigate each of them as they go on killing rampage in Benue, Ogun, Enugu, Ibadan, Imo, Delta, to mention a few? When people with corrupt mindset are fighting corruption, this is what you get. If they come near my community, I will bury everything beneath the earth, I swear! And cowardly fools are waiting to be killed so that Buhari will investigate it. Idiots!

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