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Politics / Re: 2023: Tinubu Dominates Presidential Race, South East Leads With Aspirants by kluv2(m): 1:16pm On Feb 21, 2022
Antoeni:
10 Questions For Bola Tinubu

1. What is your real name? Can you prove it with a certificate from your primary or secondary school?

2. What is your real age? Can you prove it with a birth certificate issued when you were born, rather than an affidavit?

3. Who are your real parents?

4. What is the source of your wealth?

5. What is the state of your health?

6. Why did bullion vans leave your house on Election Day 2019?

7. What did your wife, Oluremi, mean when she said (and I quote) “Igbo, we don’t trust you anymore”?

8. What are your business interests in Alpha-Beta, a company that is making multibillions from Lagos?

9. Do you suffer from Enuresis (uncontrollable public urination)?

10. What was your role in the #LekkiMassacre of peaceful, unarmed, #EndSARS protesters of October 20, 2020?



He has nothing to prove to you.It is who alleges that needs to prove

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Politics / Re: Bode George: Tinubu’s Presidential Ambition A Huge Joke by kluv2(m): 7:48am On Jan 11, 2022
ThatFairGuy1:
Tinubu, the pain in the asss of this old Ex convict and his likes.

Wailing wailers

Attached pic is the organized special prayer for Tinubu's ambition in Kano


See this Igbo man, Atiku is a secular Muslim while Tinubu is an extremist grin grin grin

I hope we're taking note sha cheesy

Tinubu that has Pastor as his wife is an extremist.that guy needs redemption

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Politics / Re: IPOB Accuses DSS Of Starving, Maltreating Nnamdi Kanu by kluv2(m): 7:40pm On Dec 12, 2021
The group called on the security agency to, as a matter of urgency, transfer Kanu to Kuje Prisons or any other correctional centre, where suspects awaiting trails, are kept

So that ipob,esn and unknown gunmen can arrange his escape from there.You think say DSS sef no dey reason

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Politics / Re: Court Awards Kanu's Lawyer, Ejiofor N50M Over Home Invasion By Security Agents by kluv2(m): 10:01am On Dec 03, 2021
Why is he reporting it by himself?No pressmen in the court?
Politics / Re: President Buhari Meets With Igbo Leaders In Aso Rock (Photos) by kluv2(m): 2:49pm On Nov 19, 2021
Paretomaster1:


Very confuse set of people.... I ask one bagger in my office the other day why they haven't leave if they really hate Nigeria that much?

The mugu said if they give them Biafra, they will just do paper for them to keep staying as foreigners ��� shocked grin I just laugh

They are all jesters. They want to eat their cake and have it. Tell the bagger that we will pursue all of them with immediate alacrity once they have their biafla. They would all be forced home to develop their new found country

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Celebrities / Re: Wasiu Alabi Pasuma Visits His Lookalike Son Jibola Jr In Chicago by kluv2(m): 3:36pm On Nov 03, 2021
Godada:



In other words, Naija is a failed entity

Is it not the same Nigeria they are making the money to send their children abroad?

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Politics / Re: Chiwetalu Agu Before And After DSS Arrest (Photos) by kluv2(m): 9:46pm On Oct 12, 2021
Baba's brain don reset after few days with DSS
Politics / Re: South-East Governors Demand 2023 Presidency by kluv2(m): 4:19pm On Oct 09, 2021
Danjikanbauchi:
they supported Obasanjo from SW and Jonathan from SS. What is wrong if the two region support them too now. Let there be justice and equity.

Their support for OBJ did not translate to a support for Southwest because in the first regime,Obj contested against Falae. They invariably supported PDP simple as ABC. They should mount vigorous pressure on PDP to give them ticket.Chikena

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Politics / Re: IPOB Begs Yoruba, Middle Belt Agitators To Join In October 1 Lockdown by kluv2(m): 11:48am On Sep 29, 2021
Corporate2020:


We all make mistakes, we Yorubas too made mistakes during the Civil War by not supporting Igbos. Yorubas also made a mistake helping the dangerous mannequin hiding inside the Rock to power.

Now, it is time for Southern Unity.


Have you heard of Col Banjo who gave them support during the war? He was killed by the same people he was helping. You can go ahead to still give them your support,its nobody's business but WE NO DEY DO.Let each man carry his own cross

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Politics / Re: Monsurat Ojuade: Police Dismiss Samuel Philips For Murder Of 18-Year-Old Girl by kluv2(m): 2:35pm On Sep 24, 2021
Abeos:
What about charging for killing the girl also, hope it's not ending up at dismissal only


That's the first step, next is to have his day in court
Sports / Re: Tanzania President Samia Suluhu-Hassan Calls Women Footballers ‘Flat-Chested’ by kluv2(m): 1:11pm On Aug 29, 2021
Truth is bitter
Celebrities / Re: Destiny Etiko Acquires New House To Celebrate Birthday - Pictures by kluv2(m): 1:29pm On Aug 13, 2021
Generalwoodz:
Sam Dede, Gentle Jack, Nnoso Diobi are some A list actors in Nollywood... Since I was born and now I'm getting old I have NEVER seen them showing us their new cars, houses or expensive birthdays... Brothers have you seen
What clitocurrency can't do does not exist!

They are not as talented and hardworking as these ones na! lol!
Sports / Re: Tokyo2020: Nigeria Crash Out Of Women's 4x100m Relay As Enekwechi Fails To Shine by kluv2(m): 9:18am On Aug 05, 2021
virginboy1:
Nigeria corruption and irresponsible govt officials really affected our performance in this years Olympics.

So what affected us in 2012 when we did not win any medal?
Sports / Re: Tokyo2020: Nigeria Crash Out Of Women's 4x100m Relay As Enekwechi Fails To Shine by kluv2(m): 9:16am On Aug 05, 2021
Fahdiga:
Everything seems to be crashing under this lifeless regime

But under the lively regime of Jonathan, Nigeria won 0 medal at the London 2012 Olympics

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Celebrities / Re: Onyeka Onwenu: Obi Cubana’s Mother's Burial Was Lavish & Against Igbo Culture by kluv2(m): 3:36pm On Jul 29, 2021
Take IPOB for another example. If you are Igbo you are automatically one of them. It is worse if you dare believe that Mazi Nnamdi Kanu and IPOB have a right to ask for a referendum as given in the constitution, that they have a right to protest or complain about the violation of their rights as equal stakeholders in Nigeria.


Referendum is not in Nigeria's constitution ma but maybe they will put it tomorrow we don't know
Politics / Re: 2023: North Must Give Power To South – Shettima by kluv2(m): 6:48am On Jul 03, 2021
ALCOHOLKILLS:
So is north that now give power, south west is the cause of all this nonsense, they stupidly voted buhari into power to spit GEJ. Hope they're enjoying the VP position occupied by useless fake pastor songrin cheesy

Stop taking weed,its bad for your sanity. you vote whoever you think can advance your cause. Did Southwest not vote him in 2011?

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Politics / Re: How Malami Rebuffed UK High Commissioner Over Kanu’s Arrest by kluv2(m): 6:33am On Jul 03, 2021
spacechuks:
Nothing last forever,

They will all be out of service coming 2023 and we are not accepting anything than a south south or south east president,

Then we can pay them back in their own coin

Smile!
Politics / Re: Herdsmen: Buhari To Governors 'Don’t Sit Idly Expecting Me To Do Everything' by kluv2(m): 11:27am On Jun 10, 2021
Governors are the chief law officer of their states,they should take charge and stop running like headless chicken to Abuja where there is no solution.
Politics / Re: "Twitter Suspension? I Will Keep That To Myself" - Buhari by kluv2(m): 10:18am On Jun 10, 2021
I love the way he dealt with Twitter. Other leaders are trying to use his blueprint now. Twitter or Facebook can not be greater than a country

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Politics / Re: Dapo Abiodun: New Lagos-Ibadan Rail Line Fits Our Transportation Master Plan by kluv2(m): 9:03am On Jun 10, 2021
This is lovely.We need more of it

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Crime / Re: Criminals Dressed In Military Uniform Killed In Kogi (Graphic Photos) by kluv2(m): 6:30am On Jun 10, 2021
Officialgarri:
They are killing innocent people in the west o

Like our blothers from the other side
Politics / Re: Henry Chukwumakpa Arrested Over Burnt Orji Police Station In Imo (Photo) by kluv2(m): 8:17pm On Jun 03, 2021
seunmsg:


Since you’re sure that he’s innocent, can you tell us the actual culprit?


The actual culprits are ghosts and spirits
Politics / Re: Henry Chukwumakpa Arrested Over Burnt Orji Police Station In Imo (Photo) by kluv2(m): 8:15pm On Jun 03, 2021
LegendHero:


Lol. When the burn police station and kill policemen, you guys cheer them up and praise UGM.

When they arrest them, they suddenly turn to innocent people.

Don't mind the hypocrites. I knew the story would soon change

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Politics / Re: Buhari Swaps Two Heads Of Agencies Under The Humanitarian Ministry by kluv2(m): 3:36pm On May 27, 2021
PlayMaker14:
Sensible Nigerians would really love to swap Baba lifeless with Paul Kagame of Rwanda....

Even if it's for just 2wks.

Mind what you wished for. Kagame is an authoritarian having being in power since year 2000. The guy is not a saint and mind you Rwanda's population is just 13 million
Crime / Re: Man Blames Beautiful Girlfriend For Plantain Theft by kluv2(m): 1:43pm On May 25, 2021
Dem suppose give am serious beating
Crime / Re: Lagos Mad Woman Caught With Three AK-47 Rifles Burnt To Death (Graphic) by kluv2(m): 12:57pm On May 25, 2021
HONESTFACT101:
Has sense indeed departed from my country people,a mad woman caught and burnt

No interrogation to find the real miscreants.

a case of treating headache instead of malaria......signing out

the owners of the guns might be among the culprits, it may be in a bid to destroy the evidence totally
Politics / Re: Police Arrest IPOB Member 'Blood' In Ebonyi. Recover Juju Box, Others (Photos) by kluv2(m): 12:35pm On May 25, 2021
One spanner lost. By fire by force you go get sense
Celebrities / Re: Falz Celebrates His Father, Femi Falana's Birthday With Throwback Photos by kluv2(m): 10:00pm On May 20, 2021
PissfulProtester:
Man looks fresher now that he is older

Is God not wonderful?


Money don dey now. Papa still dey struggle then

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Politics / Re: Ifejokwu's Arrest: Victims Of Idumuje-Ugboko Communal Clash Lament (Video) by kluv2(m): 9:15pm On May 20, 2021
No be naija we dey? Na divide and rule at its peak be dat
Politics / Re: "Osinbajo Should Resign And Submit Himself To ICPC" - Deji Adeyanju by kluv2(m): 2:22pm On Sep 26, 2019
Johnnyessence:
Nice response from human right activist deji adeyanju.

An activist or a pdp mouthpiece?

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Celebrities / Re: Cici Officiacici Rocks To A Song As Fans Go Gaga (Photos) by kluv2(m): 12:07am On Jul 24, 2019
Our youths are always going gaga for useless and meaningless things these days.Are they not really lazy in the real sense of it?

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Politics / Re: Police Officers Evacuate Corpses of Shiite Protesters Killed In Abuja [PICS] by kluv2(m): 4:22pm On Jul 22, 2019
Ruggedniggaone:
what a bleeped nation! I hope Yusuf will also die in this way so bullhari could know how painful it is

I dont think he can be so stupid to face live bullets like shiites

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