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All dis photo way Una dey snap. Nah to win be koko

Dem no see am now oooo. If him fall now dem go say nah buhari

Whr dis people the see money buy machine gun

Wch type of explora DStv you hv

Simplesoul05:
RELOCATION SALES

AC
TV
Freezer
Microwave
Window blinds
Washing machine
Fridge
DSTV Explorer
Speakers
Console for TV

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How much can you offer

No prophecy see dis

Someone suld jst brief this... Wetin dem say kill am

Tell her to drop account nos everything go stew

Sirchiboy:
There is this girl that I used to chat.
I treat her nice and this morning guess what.
I received the biggest insult of my life.
She said that I talked and complained like a woman.
And to end this.
She said Please don't chat me again.

We no... Next

Naso dem go sleep with urs too

Make him disappear nah

This one no be fried rice nah green fried rice

Sabi paale

Dem go hear.. when dem don enter inside life

Imagine..this guy dey heartless tho..
Ladies abeg stay away from this kinda guys abeg..most guys now are very daft..some don't even think before they act..

Meself no no oooo

jetwonder:
what is Meth?

Nah Banger dem go dey blow up and down

PARADIZEPRIEST:
RICH MAN KNOW HOW TO CELEBRATE.
BUT POOR MAN GO THEY BEEF THEMSELVES INSTEAD OF CELEBRATING. INDEED IT IS TOO EXPENSIVE TO BE POOR.

When dey start ultimate search... Oboi naija wahala no let me no say ultimate search hv started

How bank take open tday

Una wey never marry, I pity una life so badly cos Ladies of nowadays are nothing but empty barrels and have nothing to offer.

They’ve got nothing meaningful to offer you apart from Sex. So, if you are an industrious young man, it will be so hard for you to see any sensible ladies this time around.

They just want to catch cruise, smoke, and jump from one club to another and then pray for someone’s son to find them – the reason why they don’t care what a guy does for a living again, make the guy sha get money

No wonder about 90% of the Girls out there now do Hookup.. Even if they work in a Bank or any good company, you will still them going out with different guys just because of Money.

I can say it authoritatively that 95% of the ladies out there now are nothing to write home about – they are more useless than the letter “P” in the word Psychology.

Ladies are now cheaper than internet data. So, as a young man, if you really want to go far in life – you need to focus on yourself rather than waste your precious time on one bitch.

So today, I will like to ask you all this very simple yet important question and I want you all to be sincere with your response.

And did you confirm nah her real blood brother

So even note 10 pro don't make d list...

Hello guys,

I’m sure everyone is currently in a Christmas mood and preparing for the new year.

This is the festive period with shows and parties here and there, compare to last year when Covid hit the world.

I’m pretty sure there’s one particular song that is giving you that December vibe, I mean a song that makes you jump on your feet and dance anytime you listen.

For me, the song that rings a bell in my head is that Dorime song “Ameno Amapiano”, especially that “you wanna bam bam you wanna chill with the big boys“. Another trending song in my head is Zazoo Zehh

It seems everyone is catching fever for one particular song right now and it’s giving “the December vibe”.

This kin December harmattan sef, before u wear condom p*ssy don dry

Anyways, let’s about the difference between harmattan and winter.

During the raining season, we discover that the weather is always very cold, so as during the dry season (Aug – Dec) there is always a serious change in the weather, which we call harmattan.

Whenever I had come across the word ‘winter’ in print, I mentally transposed ‘harmattan’ in its place. But someone told me that the two are not the same.

So do anyone here know the difference?

The Nigeria music industry is full of great talents and a whole lot of their words have turned to daily use among their fans all over the country.
Below are some slangs being used among Nigerians and their originators:

1. MAFO

A slang that was first used by the popular singer has gained massive usage among people on a daily basis.

Apart from naming one of his tracks ‘Mafo’, Naira Marley has used the words in so many lyrics of other songs.

The word ‘Mafo’ can be translated to ‘Don’t Break’ but the literal meaning of the word is ‘Don’t Be Intimidated’.

2. E CHOKE

Any one that is familiar with music and the street would have definitely used this word. It was first used by the star singer, Davido.

E Choke can be said to mean ‘It Chokes’ but it is an exclamatory remark for something awesome or tremendously extraordinary.

3. ZaZoo Zehh

Seems like the newest of all the slangs. It is a street slang by the newly famed guy called Portable. Not many people know the meaning of the slang but people have been using it among themselves in the start or middle of conversations.

As a newly recognized star in the industry, we believe Portable would grace some media interviews very soon and explain the meaning of the slang.

4. Smellos

This slang was first popularized when Olamide and Wizkid were on a track together. Wizkid used the word to diss fellow artiste, Davido when they had some beef differences.

Smellos is simply used to define someone below one’s level.

5. BADOO

Olamide refers to himself as Baddo and he is the one that popularized the slang. Baddo simply means someone who is extremely good at doing good/bad things.

So many young ones find pleasure in calling themselves by the slang and many use it in hailing fellow friends.

This wat dey called born with silver spoon

But she Sabi collect prick

Nah for sale

Jaculze:
I don't believe you. Which kind whining be this?

If you enjoy music a lot and looking for a perfect experience, I recommend oraimo, omo this earbud mad gan

Nah you go talk for Ur pastor

You get sense

Kazeem47:
And that Togo had the guts to manhandled our citizens.Let them pay or we take over their Airport.

Wizkid rarely posts or even comment on other people’s posts on social media, but whenever he does, he gets a lot of attention.

In a throwback video of the Starboy that we obtained on social media today, we watched him speak on the high regard of not talking to much, and we can tell that is the reason he avoids unnecessary drama on social media.

He said:

“Behave yourself, don’t talk too much. If they don’t ask you any question, keep quiet. Only speak when you have something sensible to say. Then people will listen to you”