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Sincerely, Nigerian parents are the funniest set of human being God created.

The way our parents behave on Whatsapp & Facebook is just damn hilarious and one can sometimes have to just block them off to have some rest of mind.

A young man had to block his Dad on Whatsapp because his dad believes his destined might be affected with the way his Girlfriend covered his face in the photo he used on his DP.

dey suld check dat Bishop wella

anything can happen to you.. weather in gud or a bad one... jst b alert.... if you hear any sound. mak you no wait at all.... nah to take off

children of dis days sha.

naija nah trash... am mistakenly born in Nigeria....

thunder go fire dis saraki... Ogun way go kill you nah from fela shrine way dey do press up.. we hv no dis man Lng time ago in Ilorin....as him don run Ilorin for so many yrs now running naija... chai

cnonyechi:
Abi ooo. Eeeh see me oo

God supposed punish her for dat... wen man d find hw I go take comot for this Nigerian... UK my dream country.. chai... or UK don turn Nigerian

kill dem all...

I wonder Wetin she dey think for UK..not Nigerian oooo UK... chai... ABI buhari dey do her in UK too...

sum pples are jst been funny. .I can see buhari his working on sum pples head....

It’s common to equate sexual prowess with sexual stamina — although, amazing-and-short sex is almost always preferable to awful-but-long banging. Most people might not want to admit that they couldn’t make it past the five minute mark, but research shows almost half of men orgasm in two minutes or less. A 2017 survey by British intimacy gadget retailer Love honey found that the average sex session is a manageable 10 minutes ( 19 if you include pre-intimacy ). The good news is that according to research published in the Journal of Sexual Medicine, 10 minutes is right in line with how long people want sex to last. According to the study, seven to 13 minutes is a "desirable" length of time to be going at it in the bedroom. But if your sex life feels like a hundred meter dash and you need a 400 meter relay to get off, here are some things you can do to improve your mileage.

1. Have him masturbate beforehand. If you've seen There's Something About Mary , you know that having sex without masturbating is "like going out there with a loaded gun." Ejaculating an hour or two beforehand makes it harder for a man to come quickly. As Dr. Jane Greer, relationship expert and family therapist, puts it, "You can build up arousal again with slow and intimate pre-intimacy with your partner, so the guy's excitement is initially satisfied and he can better pace himself and sync up with his partner's rhythm."

2. Take advantage of men’s refractory period. Who says sex needs to be limited to just one session? This one won’t work for everyone, but marriage therapist Lisa Thomas recommends starting things up again a few minutes after he ejaculates. “Many men experience less sensitivity during the second erection,” Thomas explains. As long as you don’t
mind waiting the few minutes (or switching back to pre-intimacy), and he can get it up relatively quickly, you should have better results in round two.

3. TRY SOMETHING NEW AND OUT OF THE ORDINARY IN BED. WHEN YOU'VE BEEN WITH THE SAME PARTNER FOR A WHILE, YOUR ROUTINE SEX POSITIONS CAN MAKE HIS BODY ANTICIPATE COMING, AND THUS COME A LOT SOONER. NEW POSITIONS AND SENSATIONS WILL DISTRACT HIM AND MAKE HIM LAST LONGER. "THE MORE AWKWARD AND UNFAMILIAR, THE BETTER," SAYS GREER.

4. Try edging. When he's about to orgasm, have him stop and wait about a minute or so before going back at it. Everyone has an orgasmic point of no return, an "ejaculatory inevitability" as sex researcher Dr. Ian Kerner puts it. Edging trains his body to delay that point so he can spend more time on the edge (and more time pleasing you).

5. Squeeze the base of his penis. This is an old one that comes courtesy of sex researchers Masters and Johnson. You can do this with your hand or using a cock ring. It quite literally stops him from ejaculating. Think of it like bending a hose in half to stop the flow of water, but definitely do not bend his penis in half under any circumstances. Just give it a
firm grip.

6. Have him do kegels, yoga, and pilates. All of these exercises strengthen the pelvic floor muscles, which help him control orgasm spasms. (And yeah,dudes can do kegels too).

7. Try perpendicular sex positions.This is technically an outer course position, but it's a way to avoid the most sensitive areas of the penis (specifically, the underside of the head, where a lot of the nerves are located). "Don't actually enter her, but let her glide back and forth along the top of the shaft," says kernel. Spoon or face each other on your sides, and it can still be enjoyable without making him rush to
orgasm.

8. Medicate. In some situations, your partner may want to consider seeing a doctor. A variety of prescriptions are available if premature ejaculation is a serious issue that's negatively affecting your relationship. And while there are over-the-counter supplements that tout their ability to improve a guy’s stamina, your best bet is to go through someone that knows what they’re talking about. Guys can
check in with a urologist to see what the issue is and what steps can be taken. And as a general idea, it’s best to avoid supplements you can buy at a gas station.

9. Grab thicker condoms. You should always practice safe sex, so just switch up your condom purchases and instead get your partner something a little thicker (and if for whatever reason you aren’t using condoms, using one will probably dull sensations for him as well as keep you both protected). Keep in mind that it’s still important to make sure you find
something that fits right for him. And never double- up on condoms. Double-bagging can lead to issues, like say, losing two condoms in your vagina. And as sex expert Emily Morse Explains to Men’s Health , condoms can slip-on and act as a “desensitizer.

I need answers ASAP! My parents are experiencing
very trying times. The family has next to nothing when it comes to finance.

To feed has become a problem and I know my parents are doing all they can to see that we survive. Yesterday, the landlord came for the 3rd time this year to ask for his rent.

The thing with the landlord is, he lacks maturity when asking for his money. He starts to shout from the gate, then when he gets into the compound he starts calling out my dad’s name provocatively and says he’s not leaving, if he doesn’t get his money.

My parents would go out to beg him, that’s when the shouting doubles. I get so embarrassed every time he does that.

So, yesterday, a co-tenant after the landlord had performed his drama saw me going out for my JAMB class, when he stopped me and said he had something to tell me that would help me.

I was interested until he said he could give us the money for the rent if I become his girlfriend and have s*x with him every time he wants.

I was very disgusted at first but then I remembered that the landlord would still come again and the embarrassment worsens with each coming.

Please, what should I do?

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wat he need is eat watermelon 3 times a day

Because almost every Nigerians have access to the
technology device called television , so we challenged
Nigerians to differentiate between a Television and a
Television Set.

The responses we got are so damn hilarious..

John....

"A TV is jst a tech dat cn only display VHF and other FM stations. N A TV set comprises of an output spk, DVD, satellite dish"...

Seun...

"A television is just a device that display visual images on a screen, while television set is when you have the necessary device to accompany its visual display, like the home theater, antenna, dish, and so on"....

Dayo.....

"A Tv Is A Device That Allows You Watch Images With Sound"

Matthew...

there is no difference between them. it jst like radio and radio set. radio set is poshy compared to radio..

You can add yours.....

Hi Nairaland..
I guess most of us will be familiar with the novel trend...

#Japa , so I brought it to you guys on here to let’s laugh about it since it has been a funny sturv since inception.

The slang has been on the street for long, but recently turned to a widely accepted slang that it even open the eyes of our celebrities for them dropping a single tittled Japa.

Nairaland wants to make you guys drop your own version of the Lamba too. Let’s see the Street OT in the head of most of our users.

So the task now is...

What Can A Girl, Do Or Say To You That Will Make You Japa?

Our Staff Version...
Jelil...
"Any Girl that says to me “I don’t need your money” Japa Oo! “
OG Deji...
"Any Girl that tells to me “Let’s wait till
wedding night before we can do the DO” I go Japa Oo"

Don’t Kill The Vibe, Drop Yours Too In The Comment Section.

Wetin conscience UK and Nigerian... this is Nigerian we copy and paste..

if Brazil score Belgium will also scored

Neymar wasting of money

BeeBeeOoh:
I heard Fulani herdsmen attacked Fenardinho's village that's why he scored that own goal

buhari is doing you big time...

shame

pple suld jst mind deir biz.. all nah Gucci

she is dreaming I guess so... nah only God no wen u get to age of Beyonce hw ur goin to look like.

all d Senate Yama yama

whr una put Nairaland self

I won't comment...

world best not like dat short rat.... Barca fans won't like dis

Okaka27:
Fergie at Utd? Buffon at Juve? Maldini at Milan?

cr7 world best Messi world best whr talkin of world best here....

formatting.... Nttn go hppn

village pples hand works... dis one serious oooo. make person shine eyes bfor putting on shoes

Miss penalty vibes

jst for fashion dat doesn't mean her mama belong