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One Simple Honest Request By Buhari

If he Buhari was a man of integrity, all he would have done was write to senate and say "we found too many errors in the budget we presented. I take responsibility for this. In view of that finding as well as more suggestions and ideas since its presentation, and knowing only Allah is without mistakes, I hereby humbly request that ypu disregard the budget before you. I shall be presenting a much better budget to the house in a shortwhile. Again, i take full responsibility and regret the inconvenience. Yours sincerely, Muhammed Buhari, President.

But since he lacks honesty and integrity, this clandestine withdrawals and denials are his modus operandi

Ena Ofugara

What a load of bolloks!

Next pls!!!!

This guys are learners, only if they knew that Fayose himself is a "guy man", they wouldn't have tried such.

Fayose my role model, a Quintessential hustler, outstanding 'baller', street-smart - all in one.

Dear Maximum Ruler Buhari,

The peopleof Bayelsa refused to be distracted. Not by the arrest of Olisa Metuh, not by the initiation of Uche Ekwunife and Jim Nwobodo into the coven of witches.

Now, Bayelsa has decided. As you wait for Abuja to cook the figures, remember that the good thing about food is that there is a limit to which you can add spice. Too much maggi, too much pepper and na only you go chop am be that.

Even jollof rice is not THAT forgiving.

What am I saying?

The will of the people has been sealed in Bayelsa. Tamper with it at your own peril.

Charge Olisa Metuh to court or grant him bail. After you were overthrown the first time and the SSS dungeons were thrown open, a lot of Nigerians whom you had wrongfully held without regards to due process and the rule of law finally reunited with freedom once again.

Learn to respect the judiciary and #FreeNnamdiKanu.

It is wrong to repeatedly disregard court orders. When the judiciary decides to pick up their flattened balls, you would have thrown this nation into anarchy.

This is a democracy and not a militocracy, charge Dasuki to court. Yes there are "2 million people in IDPs" -flawed statistics, kindergarten reasoning - but for as long as you are operating from the realm of conjecture and trusting the media persecution to find the accused guilty in the court of public opinion, you also have to work within the ambits of the law.

You are supposed to be the ultimate custodian of the rule of law.

As you kill the Nigerian economy and strive to break the Nigerian spirit with your tyranny, let it be known that you can only push people this far and not a step further.

Look around you and see...

Only the #ZombieJollofEaters still show any sense of excitement when this inconclusive administration is mentioned.

- Viola Okolie

Islam gave us malevolent and overly hypocritical "religious leaders'' and irresponsible enthusiasts who employ religion as a tool of suppression, oppression, retrogression and mayhem.

Christianity gave us a multitude of gullible fanatics who'd rather leave EVERYTHING to God instead of using their common sense.

Dear Maximum Ruler Buhari,

The peopleof Bayelsa refused to be distracted. Not by the arrest of Olisa Metuh, not by the initiation of Uche Ekwunife and Jim Nwobodo into the coven of witches.

Now, Bayelsa has decided. As you wait for Abuja to cook the figures, remember that the good thing about food is that there is a limit to which you can add spice. Too much maggi, too much pepper and na only you go chop am be that.

Even jollof rice is not THAT forgiving.

What am I saying?

The will of the people has been sealed in Bayelsa. Tamper with it at your own peril.

Charge Olisa Metuh to court or grant him bail. After you were overthrown the first time and the SSS dungeons were thrown open, a lot of Nigerians whom you had wrongfully held without regards to due process and the rule of law finally reunited with freedom once again.

Learn to respect the judiciary and #FreeNnamdiKanu.

It is wrong to repeatedly disregard court orders. When the judiciary decides to pick up their flattened balls, you would have thrown this nation into anarchy.

This is a democracy and not a militocracy, charge Dasuki to court. Yes there are "2 million people in IDPs" -flawed statistics, kindergarten reasoning - but for as long as you are operating from the realm of conjecture and trusting the media persecution to find the accused guilty in the court of public opinion, you also have to work within the ambits of the law.

You are supposed to be the ultimate custodian of the rule of law.

As you kill the Nigerian economy and strive to break the Nigerian spirit with your tyranny, let it be known that you can only push people this far and not a step further.

Look around you and see...

Only the #ZombieJollofEaters still show any sense of excitement when this inconclusive administration is mentioned.


- Viola ifenyinwa Okolie

wtf

Anonymity breeds inter web troll.

Attention troll alert!!!

FisifunKododada:
au contraire it seems its you that has[b] refused to change[/b] your evil ways of DEFENDING CRIMINALS. Which, quite frankly, makes you a loser. In the Western World, those that defend criminals are considered worse than the scum of the earth.

Nobody is defending any criminal you simpleton.

Are you mentally challenged or do you have a comprehension problem?

All I'm saying is you should be more carful, cuz your bigotry is sleeping out, maybe taking your head outta of you anàl orifice would help.



Gosh!!! Our politicians have successfully damaged Nigerian youths psyche, even the ones who live in the US of A are not exempted.

All they care about is ethnic superiority, political affiliation and correctness, and the illusion of being special.

Sorry guy, but you self dey looku - looku too much for Wetin no concern you. Having said that, i will advise you tell your Oga ASAP and face the consequences. His reaction might even surprise you, either good or bad tell the truth at all times.

FisifunKododada:
1.[/b]I live in the US I can't be monitoring OSHODI from here. If you find any EVIL that needs EXPOSING in Oshodi please do it and I will support you wholeheartedly.

[b]2. Its not enough to condemn Boko Haram ALONE we ALSO have to condemn Fraudsters like Mr.AMECHI COLVIS AMUEGBUNAM

3. Yes. I am better than Mr. Amuegbunam because I work LEGALLY for my own money and WILL NEVER take what belongs to another.

4. AGAIN: Exposing EVIL WHEREVER IT MAY BE FOUND IS NOT TRIBALISM.

STFU!!!

Your years of living in the US couldn't even change you, you should be ashamed of yourself, bigot!

This is cruel and despicable.

The culprit must not go unpunished, justice should be served.

Damn!!! Just when I thought i have heard and seen it all...some of this job discriptions are just beyond weird.

Just because you are an artist and good at what you do, doesn't mean you are smarter or have a lick of common sense. A fool and his money are soon parted and there is no cure for stûpid.

I don't get it, as in wants to define his sexual orientation or what? Doesn't he know his sexual orientation before now?

Wow so many unhinged people walking around.

No president replaces the Commisioner Of Police... Except Buhari

I watched Obama almost weep when Zimmerman killed Trayvon. At no time did he convict Zimmerman with his words. I have watched him speak on the police on black violence and not once did he replace the jury.

As a president, no matter how involved you are with the prosecution, to find a man guilty on television is SLANDER AND LIBEL. Until the courts decide, even of a man was seen beheading another on tape, HE IS REFERRED TO AS A "SUSPECT".

As a SUSPECT, if not that it is Nigeria, both Nnamdi Kano and Dasuki can have any future convictions overturned the president has shown CLEAR BIAS and preempted, it not railroaded and procured whatever convictions they may get.

Justice must not only be done but must be SEEN to be done and on that chat, we saw a president who is ready to plant exhibit on SUSPECTS just to ensure they do not go back to their houses. "what kind of gofment are you running" if the courts can grant these people bail.

The courts are CONSTITUTIONALLY the only body that can grant bail AS IT PLEASES. NO ONE SHOULD HAVE AN OPINION ON IT, least of all a president SWORN TO UPHOLD THE CONSTITUTION. Buhari, by that media chat has already run afoul of his oath of office. He has spat and shat on the very constitution that gave him his powers. Oh well, he has once suspended it in his maiden broadcast as a dictator and coupist

Speaking of "maiden", I hope Buhari will live long enough out of power for both Dasuki and Nnamdi to sue him for defamation. He will prove how Nnamdi left London without a passport and how he will be caught in the airport if he was not going to use his passports. Buhari said he had two, not three so how is he to fly out if he does not have a London visa on his Nigerian passport (he does not as a citizen of UK) or if he was not stamped into Nigeria, how he will explain it while passing security.

point is, this is the very reason a president must leave prosecution to the Commisioner of Police, EFCC. He should instead focus on knowing currencies in use today round the world and other issues so he does not continue looking lost and deserted when with leaders of various countries- Ena Ofugara.

If only Davido took his own advise, if only...

Nice one.

You both look good together.

I CANNOT HEAR MR BUHARI

The presidential media chat was dry, drab, boring, uninspiring, tasteless and entirely needless!

Rokiatu i know, mamagee who?

Boko Haram attacks northeast Nigerian city, town, 80 killed


Associated Press
ISMAIL ALFA and MICHELLE FAUL Mon, Dec 28 11:58 AM PST

MAIDUGURI, Nigeria (AP) — Boko Haram Islamic extremists struck a city and a town in northeastern Nigeria with rocket-propelled grenades and multiple suicide bombers Monday, killing at least 80 people, witnesses said.


In Maiduguri, the capital of Borno state, at least 30 were killed and more than 90 wounded in overnight blasts and shootouts, and another 20 died in a bombing outside a mosque at dawn Monday, said Muhammed Kanar, area coordinator of the National Emergency Management Agency.

A twin suicide bombing also killed at least 30 people in Madagali, a town 150 kilometers (95 miles) southeast of Maiduguri, witnesses said. Danladi Buba said two women blew themselves up at a market near a busy bus station at about 9 a.m. Brig. Gen. Victor Ezugwu, the officer commanding in northeast Adamawa State, confirmed the attack but said casualties have yet to be established.

The attacks appear to be a challenge to President Muhammadu Buhari's declaration last week that Nigerian security forces have "technically won the war" against Boko Haram and that it is now capable of no more than suicide bombings on soft targets.

Maiduguri, with a population of about 1 million people, now hosts almost as many refugees — among the 2.5 million people driven from their homes in the 6-year-old Islamic uprising. About 20,000 people have been killed in Nigeria and hundreds others elsewhere as the insurgents have carried their conflict across its borders into Cameroon, Niger and Chad.

The military said there had been multiple attacks at four southwestern entry points to Maiduguri.

In another blast, two girls blew themselves up in the Buraburin neighborhood, killing several people, according to civil servant Yunusa Abdullahi.

"We are under siege," Abdullahi said. "We don't know how many of these bombs or these female suicide bombers were sneaked into Maiduguri last night." He said some residents have found undetonated bombs.

Maiduguri is the birthplace of Boko Haram, which emerged as a much more radical entity after Nigerian security forces launched an all-out assault on their compound in the city, killing 700 people in 2009.

Acting on information provided by a captured insurgent, Nigerian troops "intercepted and destroyed" 13 suicide bombers and arrested one female suicide bomber in repelling the attackers, Maj. Gen. Lamidi Adeosun, the commander prosecuting Nigeria's war against Boko Haram, told reporters.


Defense Ministry spokesman Brig. Gen. Rabe Abubakar tweeted that "Boko Haram Terrorists On suicide bombing #mission during the Festive period were nabbed in #Kaduna & other areas." Soldiers arrested seven Boko Haram bomb specialists in the northern city on Sunday, according to PR Nigeria, which issues government statements.

Just outside Maiduguri, militants firing indiscriminately from the back of three trucks attacked the outlying village of Dawari, soldiers engaged them, and as people were fleeing, a woman ran into the area yelling "Boko Haram, Boko Haram." When people gathered, she detonated herself, according to village head Bulama Isa.

A rocket-propelled grenade then exploded, setting alight grass-thatched huts, and a second woman blew herself up, according to Isa. Among those killed was the village chief and 10 of his children, according to residents Ahmed Bala and Umar Ibrahim.

A soldier said the insurgents fired rocket-propelled grenades into four residential areas on the outskirts of the city. Soldiers fired back, and many civilians were caught in the crossfire, according to the soldier, who spoke on condition of anonymity because he is not authorized to speak to journalists.

Three suicide bombers blew themselves up at a home near Bakassi Estate, killing 18 people Sunday evening, another soldier told The Associated Press.

A nurse at Maiduguri Specialist Hospital said dozens of critically wounded, mainly children and women, may not survive. A doctor at the hospital later said four of the wounded have died and the number of injured has risen to about 100. Like the nurse, he spoke on condition of anonymity because he is not authorized to speak to reporters.


The nurse said the hospital was so overflowing with patients that some had to be cared for in the maternity ward. About 60 people had wounds from bullets and shrapnel from explosive devices, she said. Other wounded people had to be sent to other hospitals in the city.
Among them was a baby found dead, still tied to the back of her mother, who survived after being hit by shrapnel, the nurse said.

It was hard to do a body count because so many had been blown into pieces, she said, describing torsos and dismembered arms and legs.

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Faul reported from Lagos, Nigeria. Associated Press writers Haruna Umar in Abuja, Nigeria, and Ibrahim Abdulaziz in Yola, Nigeria, contributed to this report.

Unless you have gone out with all the Igbo guys in the world...

doyinisaac:
Shameless foolish fools...

.see as her stomach big like apc campaign promises....She must be a staff of oloshi & olosho PLC......

*** falls from udara tree***