₦airaland Forum

How about accidental sex?

Give Him an Accidental Blinking Dirty Slap!

U mean that no woman will wear a bra on October 13,2014?
That is dangerous oh, for some men!

What really matters in the chicken business is the level of care and administration you give to the chickens from day 1,on your farm
The breed of the chicken does not really matter.What matters also is that the farm that you are buying from is a reputable farm that has healthy chickens.Whether Amo farms,Zartech,CHI,Animal Care or whatever farm you are buying from, ensure they are reputable farms hatching healthy chickens
Then ensure that you have the logistics required to maintain and sustain them in consistent health on your farm.
The breed of the chicken,i repeat,is not the main issue. Visit 1st signature for details of effective farm management

Trust no one but God alone (Jeremiah 17:5)
As for identifying who is a truly born again Xtian,only God can do that (2 Timothy 2:19)(Matthew 7:21-23)

If you are buying point of lay chickens,consider the age.The age determines the pricing.One reputable farm sells 16 weeks for N950.00
Another farm sells 20-22 weeks for N1250.00,that are already dropping eggs.
Before you buy point of lay,ensure you are buying healthy chickens from a farm of good reputation.If you buy carelessly,you buy a disaster.
Then ensure that the farm you are buying from gives you a copy of the vaccine plan,indicating where they stopped at the time you purchased the birds and where you will continue from.This step is highly essential,please.Some have bought point of lays without supporting vaccine plan and have regretted it.Get more details from the signature below

If U want a business that has a large and guaranteed market in Nigeria,poultry is it
U want a business that has an inexhaustible demand pattern,poultry is it
U want a business that is viable any day,poultry is it
U want a business that anyone can set up on any scale-micro,small,medium,large or mega-poultry is it
U want a business free from religious or cultural taboos in Nigeria,poultry is it
U want a business which products appeal to everyone in Nigeria or at least 99%,poultry is it
U want a business that is a growing market in Nigeria,go for poultry
U want a business with huge investment potentialities,go for poultry
u want a business that will generate steady income for years to come,poultry is it
U want a business that will grow itself,poultry is it
U want a business that will keep you busy,poultry is it

U want a lazy man's business,where you fold your arms like dollar sales men,poultry is not for you
For full details,visit the 1st signature below

For the costing analysis, visit the link /p11ziB-MD and get the manual labelled Report Number 4 titled 'Cost of Operations analysis for set up of 1000 layers chicken farm' or check 1st signature below

Where is the market for snails in Nigeria?
When i go to some markets in Lagos, i see snails in thousands begging for buyers
I wonder why people rear them,yet cannot sell them

Eat at your own peril,and quench!
Na U sabi
Must you eat bush meat?
Are there no substitutes?

And Britain should also include the USA on the list.
After all, the USA also recorded an Ebola victim who died there

Bank of Agriculture loans

A bank known as the Bank of Agriculture,owned by the Federal Government of Nigeria is giving out loans to genuine farmers who can prove their genuineness.The F.G.N has provisioned N200 Billion as loans to farmers and the steps to access the loan are straight forward if you are a genuine person with genuine intentions.If you are an unemployed Nigerian graduate looking for paid employment,pay attention to this post and take a step of faith to key into it.

The steps to obtain the loan are as follows:
1) Locate the office of the Bank of Agriculture that covers the area or local government area where your farm is situated and open an account with the bank with a minimum deposit of N3000.00

2) For the ‘Know Your Customer’ (KYC) requirements, you must present your NEPA Bill which confirms your place of residence + any of the approved means of identification such as International Passport, Drivers License, National Identity Card or Voters Registration Card.

3) Other requirements are:
Complete and signed account form
Complete and signed mandate card
Present 4 passport photographs of yourself

4) You must run and operate the account for at least 3 -6months before applying for the loan. Do not think that you can just open the account, abandon it and show up after 6 months for the loan. The loan is not the usual national cake and the bank, newly repositioned, is not fooled. If you play that old game, the bank will doubt your integrity and commitment to repay the loan if granted and that means you may not get it.

Running and operating the loan means that you make it an active account. This means making sure that you save money and withdraw from the account on a regular basis. The bank wants to see that there are transactions going on in the account. Therefore, you should make regular deposits and withdrawals on the account during the 6 month period to create an active relationship that makes the bank have confidence in you.

5) You must have an existing farm, at a fixed location and the farm must have its record of operations and activities on a daily basis neatly kept. The era of armchair farmers/political farmers/farms of no fixed address/classroom farmers are over. The bank will visit your farm for inspection when you apply for the loan.

6) The bank will check what you have on ground; see how far you have gone; what the loan is required for, and ensure that the loan is appropriate for what it is required. The bank wants to know whether you have an adequate knowledge of your area of farming business. You must be able to demonstrate the practical hands-on experience in your area of farming. The bank wants to know whether you have a project you are working on and the fund requirements. And within a month of the inspection, the loan will be approved if the bank is satisfied.

You can obtain a loan of N250,000.00 from the Bank of Agriculture without any collateral.With this amount,you can set up a small backyard chicken business that will pay more than the elusive salary job you are seeking. Some graduates earn N15,000.00 monthly in the name of earning a salary.

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The Nigerian graduate who in 2014 still has a white collar job mentality is living in a fool's paradise

This is a natural phenomenon that happens everywhere
It happens in Mozambique, USA, Australia and elsewhere
The state governments are not to blame
We should not lay the blame at their doorstep but encourage them to find a solution

Your pocket determines it.
What age you married also counts in determining it
Your career also determines it

Do a church or court wedding with a woman a.k.a white wedding,you are hooked forever to that woman
If the woman turns out to be a devil incarnate as many of them are,you are in trouble
Better you do customary wedding where you can bail out easily but majority of the modern day babes no go gree!

The Number 2 Group: The Pen Borrowers
I used to wonder how a person entering a bank can not come with a N20 pen to write
They come in to beg for a pen to write.I find it irritating

Assembled,not Building!
That was a good effort anyway

Arrest and Jail the Editor of the Magazine

Matthew 16:26 says 'what shall it profit a man to gain the whole world and lose his soul?
Rich on earth,does it translate to being rich before God in heaven?
The heavenly riches is much more important being incorruptible
The earthly riches is corrupted and will be left behind on earth
The salvation of the soul is the greatest riches,not earthly riches for the body

To formulate poultry feed,visit the first signature below and read the post 'basic & unique updated reports for starters'
The report U need is Report 3,'Feed Mix for Layers & Broilers'
The link is /p11ziB-4G (How to Formulate Feed For Your Chickens)

TRADITIONAL ECONOMICS
You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies and the economy grows.
You retire on the income.

INDIAN ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You worship them.

PAKISTAN ECONOMICS
You don't have any cows.
You claim that the Indian cows belong to you.
You ask the US for financial aid, China for military aid,
British for War planes,Italy for machines, Germany for technology,
French for submarines,Switzerland for loans, Russia for drugs Japan for
equipment. You buy the cows with all this and claim exploitation by the world.

AMERICAN ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You sell one and force the other to p roduce the milk of four cows.
You profess surprise when the cow drops dead.
You put the blame on some nation with cows & naturally
that nation will be a danger to mankind.
You wage a war to save the world and grab the cows.

FRENCH ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You go on strike because you want three cows.

GERMAN ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You reengineer them so that they live for 100 years,
eat once a month and milk themselves.

BRITISH ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
They are both mad cows.

ITALIAN ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You don't know where they are.
You take a lunch break.

SWISS ECONOMICS
You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you.
You charge others for storing them.

JAPANESE ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You redesign them so that they are one-tenth the size
of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk.
You then create cute cartoon cow images called
Cowkimon and market them worldwide.

RUSSIAN ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You count them and learn you have five cows.
You count them again and learn you have 42 cows.
You count them again and learn you have 17 cows.
You give up counting and open another bottle of vodka.


CHINESE ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You have 300 people milking them.
You claim full employment, high bovine productivity
and arrest anyone reporting the actual numbers.


NIGERIAN ECONOMICS:
You have two cows
You eat one and claim it was stolen
Call in the Police to investigate
Police arrest everyone living within 100km
Torture them thoroughly until someone admits
kidnapping the cow
The police then collect one cow each from
everybody arrested
You have your cow back and the Police now own a cattle farm.

Obimek: Need some one that can put me tru in poultry farming!
Any suggestion is welcome!
Thanks!

If you can read,visit the 1st signature below and learn virtually all you should know about poultry farming for Nigerians

darren20: Hi All,
I intend to make an investment into poultry farming in Nigeria,and I need some advice from individuals that are already in the business,my initial investment is into poultry and afterward poultry feeds.I need to know the cost of setting this up and all other things that are involved.
Thanks.

visit signature below for details

eadakere: hello, can i start the poultry bussines with 400k ?

i dont know much about poultry but of course you start with 400k because in business its wise to start small

You should know how many chickens to start with, and the type either broilers, layers or cockerel
You should know how far your funds can go feeding them
You should know the proportion of the fund going into fixed assets and variable costs
You should know the projected overall expenditure before starting out
You should know the profit expectation if it will be worthwhile
For details visit the 1st signature below

Learn all you should know about the lucrative but sensitive poultry farming business for free at the first signature below

mykel25: Do you know if you invest 1.5M on poultry business aside cost of fixed asset you will make a monthly profit of 150000 for 18 months after which you sell your old stocks for 1m.
Looking at this analysis, you will end up turning 1.5m to 3.7m in 2years. This analysis is for laying birds..analysis about other kinds of birds ll be posted soon.

I do not understand the arithmetic above
How many chickens are you starting with and the cost of purchase?
What is the cost of feeding from day old age to egg production age?
what is the cost of other overheads like vaccines, cleaning, staff wages,water etc?
What allowance has been made for mortality rates and fluctuations in egg production?
what selling price is the old layer based on?
How many are expected to be alive by the end of egg production?
For more details of realistic profit/cost analysis,visit 1st signature below

Cement Bag of poultry manure costs N150.00

Visit the 1st signature below and get Report 5 on Chicken Disease Report and Vaccine Administration

starnuel: Please, i need help. I have interest in building a strong poultry business. I sent my manager for training in an existing farm before i started. My present challenge now is that my pullets eat more than the profit they give. I have 40 pullets. I am advised that 40 pullets should eat a bag of layers mash which costs N2,300 in just 5 days. They produce 3 crates in a 5 days. N700 x 3 days= N2, 100. That is already a loss. I need help, please! How can I manage their feed?

The problem here is not feed management. The problem is poor egg production. How can 40 pullets be producing 3 crates in 5 days? That is too poor sir.Your manager did not get the right training.You get it free from the 1st signature below if you can read all the posts.If you let me know the age of the birds and their vaccine plan, and some details, i will tell you what the problem is.

Though poultry business is good business in Nigeria, the arithmetic stated above is not as simple as that.
I am a prof in the poultry business and i know what i talk about
Get full details from the 1st signature below

boluwajokosegun: THE GOLDMINE IN PLANTAIN FARMING – Regular Sources of Income

Plantain and banana are widely cultivated in the southern and middle belt regions in
Nigeria. The annual local production outruns the demand. Being a highly perishable food
item, substantial quantities rot away in a short period after harvest.
When the rains start which signals the commencement of planting, the plantain
farmers plant at the same time. They harvest at the same period and flood the markets
with the product. After a short while, the product soon becomes scarce where much
rots away due to unavailable technology for conversion for a longer shelf life.
The solution is to process the fruits into a powdered form which can be packaged and
stored for a longer time without spoilage and wastage occurring. The natural flavors in the
powdered form can also be utilized in industrial food processing.
Foods and drinks such as cakes, ice creams, yoghurt and custard are flavored to enhance
their taste. The flavors are imported into Nigeria and are synthetic, therefore not as
good as the natural flavors in banana and plantain powder. The natural flavors can be
imparted into other foods.
There is a readymade market within and outside Nigeria for banana and plantain
powder. Nigerians in the diaspora, who are looking for businesses to do in Nigeria can
look into the aspect of setting up a suitable processing technology to convert banana
and plantain into powdered form. The benefits are many to the farmers and to the
economy.
When the planting season commences, at the start of the rain. The improved variety
sucker costs about N120.00 to N150.00 per sucker even from official sources. The
demand for the improved variety sucker is hig

OP,you lifted the post above from my signature below without giving credit to whom it is due.This is plagiarism!