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Blackbishop:
On behalf of Felicity... Bro bring it on location and time abeg, e b like say yhu get small muscle abi, abeg show face for oshodi make we rearrange yhu.. Good radiance to bad rubbish... Na una behavior make una God dey punish yhu... It is called sex for a reason and not constitute public nuisance with it. How will yhu feel if yhur subordinate dey Bleep ontop yhur work desk for office. Stupid people just full everywhere. Abeg quote and die stupid punk ass comment

gsparks01:
if this story is true, you've got serious issues that need sorting out.

okorotalkative:
Hehe lol, now the virus dey enter through ear and eye? Well done bros. soon it will enter through neck.

CDC no want make public go rush buy am, so infected people go see am use. If it doesn't work etisalat won't share it to all staffs.

sexylassie2:
they might even loot the stimulus packages, in this country nothing is sure, you never know what your elites can do.

i am beginning to believe that dangote is richer than Nigeria

sexylassie2:
Italy has proven that its health care system is not standard.

I have also noticed that countries with high rate of death due to the virus have a bad health system.

As for the global economy, the damage have been done, lot of changes will happen after the virus is fought.

Open borders ideas will be thrown into the waste bins.

Expect more tighter border controls.

Extreme right wing politics will win

Anti foreigner sentiments in European countries will be high.

Businesses will find ways to implement work from home policies

Online education will be the new thing.

Presently different governments are bringing in different stimulus package to support businesses and their cities.

If you live in america and Germany, easy access to get cheap credit, in Germany for instance, govt is going to write off loans of businesses and people.

I came to understand that my Nigeria is a poor country, where other countries are talking about 100 billion to 500 billion USD as stimulus packages, ours is just 2.6 billions USD.

Bigleaf1006:
Bruv,do you really think the hysteria over this virus is necessary. Do u really think Nigerians can sit at home for 2 weeks straight.do u really think naija economy can stand a total shutdown for just one week?

What we need is massive efficient sensitisation on safety and hygiene. All this panic will cause a bigger crisis than covid19 can ever cause.

Law and order totally breaks down when there is massive hysteria. That really is my own fear

chillex8:
Rider reported driver was sneezing during the trip.

Ghost1994:
Baba what’s your advice on we on hire purchase? Cos this winter is affecting almost everybody

noblealuu:
Your writing is always a mixture of fun, anger & humour. It comes informing, inspiring, Igbotic and as an eye-opener. Always a blend of craziness, it's catchy and classy.

A good laugh I got. Keep SAFE guyz...

chijioke17:
Temperature gauge(hand held gun) is 3k5 max
The biggest tissue roll is 500naira max
Hand sanitizers, well, I don't know how much that cost
You could get a face mask or even latex hand gloves if you must deal cash.

northbird:
From ogba, pls show me

deedee44:
To those who were preaching loyalty to bolt and frowned at offline trips. If you still think these people care at all about drivers after this then your case is... Infact I don't know and I no send

They want to stay at home for safety reasons when they're less at risk but ask us at high risk to keep on driving so they can keep making money while at home

The only condition they advise you to stay at home is once you have successfully contracted the virus

They also want you to do more card trips than cash so in case you kpai you won't carry their money to heaven God forbid. ROTFL

northbird:
From time, uche n his gang has always been about the money.

Even d app was tweaked by d Estonian programmers to make money @ any cost.

At times, I set destination to V.I. ,then phone beeps n I see MUSHIN.

I'm lyk Uche, CNT your app be straightforward for once. Is der a correlation BTW Mushin n V.I

chucsmoore:
Selfish interest at the expense of the masses. If this Covid-19 starts spreading in Nigeria only God knows as una go take survive for this country.

Vision2045:
The level of surge around the airport nowadays is hight corochious.....

Observing from afar myself...

Rider : pickpoint airport...
Me: am having issues with my car kindly cancel and reorder.

Japapaaaa

As govt no wan get sense close intl airport ..make I use my own

Felicity0001:
Thank you jor... I just dey vex today i really don't know why.

It's frustrating when you trying hard to get something fix and it's getting even worst.

Thanks to everyone, my car is ok now. Changed the camshaft sensor and car is fine now.

radautoworks:
You're so level headed you know that is bad business

shollywendy1:
Exist. Maybe switched off. We will surely meet again.

shollywendy1:
Yea. Uber denied me of refund. But its fine sha. Let assume she has won this time.

Felicity0001:
Almost every uber rider ask me whats the color of my car, I'm like, for heaven sake dont you they have it display on their dashboard request? Why are nigerians so lazy to pay attention to weitten details. What the fuxk is wrong with us self

radautoworks:
I know no one asked but I just want to say something.

I now spend most of my time in this thread because even though you have the occasional spats, I find this to be the thread with the most level headed people on NL. No hate speech etc. You fight but you band together when needed. It's most peaceful here. Kudos.

shollywendy1:
Please i know you guys can equally help me mount pressure on this babe i picked from olugborogan olusesi road by conservation park dropped her off at seaside estate badore. She has refused to transfer my money(N1500) as promised since lastweek wednesday. I shld have brought her case here since then but lastweek topic here was hot.
Please oooo, help a brother. Her name is winifred obi .+2348166697043.
This one has not yet paid ooo. I don give up but dey pain me
But i go check on her at the pick up point one day.

radautoworks:
What about this since someone brought up the fact many don't own their cars? If they don't use the service, at the end of the year we will give them cash equivalent.

Driver with highest number of referrals wins? It's simple and mutually beneficial. When referrals come in the give us your NL handle. To motivate, we give them a 10% if they give us the NL handle of who referred them. Referrals have to actually get some work done or buy something. Thoughts?

We can do the same thing for the restaurant separately and winner gets 2 free meals a month for the year?

radautoworks:
ANY IDEAS ON CRITERIA FOR SELECTING THE WINNER OF ONE YEAR OF FREE MAINTENANCE? SELECTION WILL BE ANNOUNCED CHRISTMAS DAY.

noblealuu:
That I can't guarantee. But then a better option for folks who want to use it as and when due is to laminate it and serve the rider as soon as the step into the vehicle .


Prevention is better than cure, I believe this will go along way in curbing thefts, mistrust and abuse of e-hailing services.

izzou:
[color=royalblue]I understand you sire, but it's not a challenge

Have you paid with transfer in KFC, Chicken Republic or ShopRite?

Have you paid with transfer in a filling station before?

Why can't the same rider speaking grammar for you to understand, go and speak it there?


Let's enjoy the thread bro. To each, his own [/color]

noblealuu:
Come and buy my stickers and curtail all these excesses .



I don help una do stickers.

1copy --- ₦200
2copies--- ₦300
3copies ---₦400

izzou:
[color=royalblue]Masking our ego with professionalism?

Even the people you are partnering with have strongly warned you to desist from it.

The app is very simple to use. You can do cash now, and change to card immediately. I can't even remember the last time I paid cash for a ride. It's very simple

And you're just making excuses for transfers.Rider forgot debit card and blah blah blah

The same rider that forgot his debit card will pay cash when he gets tomatoes,pepper and yam from the market...No transfers

I can keep counting various transactions that you have to pay cash. Yet, when it gets to Uber drivers, they have to be peculiar and understanding

99.9% of scam stories here all emancipated from transfers.

If you know you don't have money before requesting, change it to card and request. What's the rocket science in that?

Anyways, its just my opinion sha. [/color]

izzou:
[color=royalblue] Businesses can not accept transfers because they have a better option

Have you heard of CARD PAYMENTS?

Yes, card is much more better and safer than transfers.

It is because it is Uber where the fare is not huge. Some car dealers will never accept transfers unless the person buying the vehicle has the same name as the account that is transferring

Transfers have been used to receive ransoms with the suspect not knowing. There's nothing safe about a transfer in business. You can be scammed, set up, implicated.....

That's why businesses settle for CARD through POS or integrating systems like Paystack or Flutterwave

Even Uber and Bolt have repeatedly warned drivers to stay off it[/color]