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Oyindidi:
U never date before but you hold woman snap pre wedding picture.

Asin I don't understand Neva dated any babe in his entire existence before wow, anyways there is difference between Dating and Knackin see as he hold d babe and she fine sef how he scope her sef

My advice at least try to av just one or two kids not compulsory u get married bro u need to leave a legacy behind E.O.D

why is this country like this u made and passed a law that long vehicles and trucks should only move in d mid night but lack of security won't allow Dem do even now dat the security is better in some part of Lagos dey still move in d day time bcoz the pen robbers we call our leaders own oil blocks and own filling stations so dey care less about innocent lives
R.I P to the dead
GOD Send us our Joshua so as to take us to our Land of Fulfillment like the Children of the Biblical Israelites
Amen

kelvinrhs:
Smoke
Are you here to add to the fire

Baba a man has to find anoda source of addiction and if the babe knows her work she will make him stop and his family wud b his new addiction

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Bro I won't bash u but rather advise u as a Christian masturbation is a sin in the sight of God your girl is a virgin but as for u , u ain't a virgin no more bcoz of ur masturbation habit I would advise you to stay away from it if ur bae is ready to give u her virginity bros I think u sud take it save d details of u being a Christian you have done worse so make real love have sex stop the act of masturbation bcoz sexually it's gon affect you bcoz you wud cum quick when having sex and it's not good if u don't know Ow to take her virginity read abt it or download lessons abt it we have them online once u feel like masturbating find somtin to occupy your mind with or try to create anoda habit maybe drink. Read, stroll or smoke but stop masturbation it ain't good in any way God help you.

aguizm:
Shut up,shut up again mr hypocrite. How many poor and orphaned children have you given a kobo before or you felt pity for.Cos dis one is dbanj's son you come here the form mr nice guy.Visit children ward of any government hospital and see kids suffering and dieing daily due to lack of money and poor medical facilities, ohh their lives don't matter because their parents are poor and nt celebs abi? U d curse another man that spoke the truth because of dbanj that doesn't know or care a bout ur existence. Foolish Asslicker.

I wud av love to respond to u back in such manner but I think I sudnt and I sense u are a very bitter human come to ikeja check Ow many people I have helper the records are there I can give you numbers of families u can call u don't need to post it out that I did this I did that u are just a scallywag that lacks proper home training even in the Bible it's written when we see those that are mourning we sud mourn with them and also when we see those rejoicing we sud rejoice with them I have work to do so I will rest my case here mean while u can argue with your fone or jump into the lagoon for all I care

ClassRep001:
Your dad is an ogboni

I would have loved to reply u but I don't argue with low life like you

ClassRep001:
He's Dead!!!

Rest in peace pretty boy.

I guess your dad is starting to pay back after all the fame he acquired from illuminanti few years ago.

Nothing from the devil goes for free.

Your level of stupidity is at an alarming rate why wud u say such Wat evidence do u have I guess u don't know what it feels to lose a loved one I wish u know I lost my elder Broda on my birthday 5 years ago I still feel hurt till now does that make my father or me Illuminati abeg use ur brains of u don't know Ow to sympathies just shut d hell up mofoo

ClassRep001:
And this is news right?

Na today people don dey die?

Death is a price everyone must pay both the young and the old.

Safe journey to the land of no return young man. Say hi to fela and Tupac on my behalf.

I Neva knew heartless souls like u exist I wish u know Wat pains he is going through right now I wish u will feel the same I swear to man God go punish u lose a beloved one on ur birthday OT lose a child and know Ow it feels mofoo

Jesus sorry bro Mehn it saddens my heart wow GOD knows best sorry bro

Bro if u know u didn't do it don't worry he will realize is mistake and apologize similar thing happened to me sometimes last year but now he came back to apologize that he was wrong I just looked at him and walked out on him don't worry the truth will be revealed

IamD18:
Those guys are not even roasting him the way i expected.


No wonder Musa is more popular than their president

Pls who is there president Wat country did u call it again in short I am not understanding

On behalf of nairalanders we reject to Togo

They all ask Pele and Ronaldo Ow it is done for both club and country boy just shining in one club all your career and they keep saying he is the greatest ever in what way Na una dey whine me now we know the greatest and the best player that can perform even with having his regular team mates around him give it to CR7 man of the moment they should give him world best already

Now we know the real world best between Ronaldo and Messi because without real Madrid Ronaldo is playing superbly and without the Barca team Messi can't make it happen and yet they keep saying Ronaldo no Sabi ogun kee una dia

Messi loyalist how market had it been Messi scored d lady penalty una for no dey dis condition

webizone:
I mean, wtf? After d family knows about him, u could treat him any way u like. D family go even join hand sef. But when I dey deal with my cousins, I don't report them first, na dem go use their mouth carry case give family. Shame sef no go allow pesin wey go do dis kain thing talk. Unless, hin family no get shame.

Na me and u just dey drag d matter put for head d op Na small pikin wey worry am he no kuku MA talk person wey dey suppose don go dey visit for hospital make pple ask am say weytin happen he go say he fell from d bike n d guy b dullard jaree

webizone:
Exactly. What kind of cousin does he have? Kidnapper, abi na armed robber or terrorist? Army man? Shii. You could be all these and I would still deal with you. Even easier, because you are family. I have many older cousins. Some good and some bad. I fought for relevance, so I know all am saying from experience. Op is too weak. I don't care if the coz will hate you after but u mustn't live the rest of your life in poo.

Bros exactly my point all my cousins know me well I give den due respect but Bleep wit me I will let u know say I no get joy at all set all know I nu dey pass my boundaries so why Dem go trespass come my zanga all hin men shall fall dat day if Dem cross my lane op Na boy no b man he's scared Ontop hin babe make him scope babe say make she talk true record am down no fight d babe change am for ur cousin of matter scatter play d record make family know say Na weyree him be

Mehn bro let her know you have found out and for ur cousin look for someone u are close to in the family let them know what he did to u and how much it hurt u I can't say u sud free ur gal or continue with her one thing I know abt love is that love is perseverance tolerance,pains and sacrifice there is no saint on this earth every one in a relationship have his or her dark side thing twice before reacting just my tot bit let your family member know Ow bleeped up ur cousin is if I were to b u my cousin no matter Ow old he his o will deal with him I av dealt with a cousin 7 years older Dan me before till date if am talking he keeps quite everyone knows I don't take shit but u don't av to b me report him to Someone u know can handle him

truthstands12:
And what is the function of your so called president and the service chiefs and security agencies?

Actually those ones are dead brains so he sud help Dem fools out with solution

At times footballers have personal problem that affects their performances we sud always consider this he will surely pick up and come to think of it which great player plays under mou and won't have drop in form

With the way all of una they fall like the wall of Jericho and dat igalo Mehn dat guy I don't know what he is still doing in the team obagoal better pass am any day any time anywhere

See her puffy ugly face saying she needs a wealthy bf your papa dey wealthy I swear Alot of ladies out now Dem suppose don use them do period walahii this ugly one saying handsome which handsome guy in his right sense go follow u waka shu

Why won't they obviously to vote your stupidity put naw no solution everytin is upside down since u became the figure head we no even K Ow who dey rule us #300 pepper just to cook 1 spag the pepper sef no reach 18 pieces they are coming home to get the pvc to vote I out ogbeni

This guy keeps blasting buhari but Come to think of it has he ever in his life time giving a solution but he keeps blasting wey no pass internet when he sees him one on one he would say something else we need fresh hands in our politics not this good for nothing noise makers and thiefs

Jakumo:
By adding the word "apparently" to your learned opinion regarding the best part of the joint, you have successfully neutralized enemies of progress who were poised to accuse you of being a stoner.

On a technical note, one would have expected Oga Davido to have learnt the art of rolling his spleef with a cardboard "filter" , as is done in the UK, and shown in these illustrative pictures downloaded from the net, for educational purposes only, of course.

This method eliminates the risk of burnt fingers, and also means that "roach clips" need not be used, REPORTEDLY.

Disclaimer : My hand no dey for this matter at all, at all. I just dey pass, dey go my own je-je, as gentleman and Area Fada concern.

At times you just wanna do it the fela style if you know you know

MisterGrace:
His lung go hear am.

Something must kill a man is it your lungs

If you know you know claro on the matter with raw rizzla the feeling is heavenly and if una like judge him or me the funny thing Alot of pple would insult him and they worst behind close doors at least we no dey pretend.
I dey house make una kon beat me or argue with your fone .
Ganja farmer

Exactly what I expected I swear down This is Nigeria in Falz voice Portugal all the way

Op leave Dem naw Messi loyalist Dem no Sabi anything Ronaldo is the only player to have scored in every tournament he played in mean while if u argue this do that with your fone me I Shaa no won hear say make Ronaldo prove himself again King Ronaldo all d way
King Ronaldo
Halla Madrid

vertueptime:
Oya no vex

No issue boss