How much for Toyota Camry 2005 pump.

See person papa

ClintonNzedimma:
If Zlatan comes to your house, you are the guest


Zlatan lost his Virginity before his parents


Zlatan kicked a horse neck, the horse descendants were known as girrafes

The father's name of Zlatan is Zlatan Junior.

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One day Zlatan missed two days in a row in the school. Later on, these days were called Saturday and Sunday.


Oxygen needs Zlatan to survive

One day Zlatan did a test in a lie detector machine. The machine confessed everything.


When he was 10 years old, Zlatan decided to live by himself. And his parents just moved to another house


In school teachers used to raise their hands to talk with Zlatan.


Zlatan doesn't call the wrong number. You
answer the wrong phone.


Zlatan beat Monalisa in a staring
competition


Before Mark Zuckerberg coded facebook, he already had a friend request from Zlatan


Zlatan Gmail account is gmail@zlatan.com


When Zlatan was young, his parents used to sleep on his bed when they were scared.


When Zlatan Ibile saw Zlatan , He went back home as Ibile


When Zlatan gave a handshake to Banky W, Banky W started plaiting dada


When nairaland moves Zlatan topic to front page, they experience server error.

When Zlatan saw Naira Marley's soapy dance, he was disgusted, EFCC called Naira Marley back


When Wizkid met Zlatan, He became WizMan


When Zlatan wanted to vote, INEC servers started working


When Zlatan visited Aso Rock, Buhari was not lifeless


When Zlatan entered BBnaija, he evicted Big Brother.


When Zlatan came to game of thrones, Tyrion Lannister became a tall person

When Zlatan entered X-factor, he voted Simon Cowell out


When Zlatan is watching a movie with people at Silverbird cinema, and his phone rings, he pauses the movie

When Zlatan met Frank Edoho, the show was renamed Who wants to be a Zlatannaire


When Zlatan wants to write an exam, he is the one invigilating the invigilator

When Zlatan saw Local Man Can Can, Zlatan was still not impressed

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RoyalBoutique:






Carefully spot the similarities in your posts ... Muslim pigs, you want to bring piss to Nigeria, but we go give una wahala

Do anyhow and see anyhow

We'll kill you, while screaming "Allahu Akbar"

I weep for people who listens to u, u are a disgrace to humanity. promoter of violence . no time to engage in religious issues with u,I can see u are sick upstairs. just because i told u not to bring religion into the already hullabaloo on the ground,u chose to act like a kid u are.

RoyalBoutique:
This is what happens when an illiterate president decides to send soldiers to a peaceful state to maintain peace by dancing with pythons

Little wonder when Muslim's say that Islam is a religion of peace, this is the type of peace they mean.

mumu ni eleyii o. I wonder why people reason like dis,pple are still looking for how to quell d issue on ground,dis one is still bringing up religious issue. una no dey tire,why u like fight pass quarrel abi wetin concern python dance and maybe Islam na religion of peace. grow up abeg,ur grandchildren mustn't meet dis kind of behaviour for una hand.

Fadiga24:
Ghana is full of dumb women..smh

mumu ni eleyii o

RETIREDMUMU:
that is why i said girl are like battery, use em and discharge em


they have lose their value since 1900bc


imagine a girl i wooed, and d same day i laid d bitch hhhh

that doesn't label her to be a bitch broda,just cos u laid her same day u wooed her. bro, grow up now. even if it takes a year before u laid her,if na bitch she wan be,she go be and d one u laid with might even be holier than d one who gives u tough time.

dis Kemi olunloyo and fake news, this picture has been on the internet before now, she picked it up and with a fake caption spitting rubbish. craving attention.

thesicilian:
Advanced Secondary School.

ur mumu suppose don do now, grow up

Vutseck:
.buhari is a terrorist


shekau, his second in command is slaughtering their people every now and then


buhari reneged in their agreement to islamize Nigeria when becomes president


reason why he compensate them with millions of Euros to release some of the girls that are yet to be married off by boko haram members


kidnapped UNIMAID lecturers will soon face the music
.

receive sense,divulging from the topic

sexybbstar:
You Can easily spot local "champions"...see the bed sef..smh

rora , international champion

MhizzAJ:
Reverend sisters day try oo it's a good thing to serve God though But I can't be one

cos u like better things

Evaberry:
...


Everything In the universe is dangerous.

Everything also causes cancer


All these are just stories, I will do it and it will be done to me.


I personally cannot date a guy who won't go down on me, how else do you want me to cum? or you think your thrusting and ramming is enough to do the work.


If you won't do it, someone else will!

chai I like dis babe,I don see my village people #teamoralsex. abegi if u no see who to go under u,am ready to go

glosplendid:
Hahahaha..biko they shouldn't bring that leg ooooo ..cos some people won't like this oooo

bikonu tell dem

pretty16:
To the people doing it, I wish them well.

like say u be saint

DESTINY41:
Chelsea fans be blaming PSG unto yesterday 6-1 defeat in favour of barca. LIKE SAY NOH BE D SAME PSG PSG KNOCK UNAH OUT, LAST TWO YEARS HOME AND AWAY for uefa. Mtcheww

have sense abeg

Bros no mind dem,beads and waist chains na d Koko. Even if my girlfriend no get,I go personally buy for her. I like am die

valicious1:

But you were there when he wished someone dead.

DT doesn't mean he too should stoop so low by trading insults with him. Maybe he was suppose to show him how matured he cud be.

valicious1:

if your papa die now does it mean ur family lineage don close? I'm asking becos I no sure weda brain dey your head

that's too harsh,u cud have use anoda comparison

12Monkeys:
Meanwhile, back in Bokostan Nigeria someone named his dog Buhari and he gets thrown in Jail.

Muslims where claiming it was insensitive to name a dog after their khalifa but here we have a muslim relishing with great delight the ridiculing of a presidential candidate in far away US because they know he won't support their global jihad and islamic caliphate like that bastard obama and the witch of washington!

Indeed muslims are the biggest hypocrites ever!

. maybe u shud read over again,the write-up didn't portray the group as a Muslim group or the artist Ginger as a Muslim, so why give ursef headache to what is not.

RichYoungNigga:
I don't blame him.

Seeing Buhari's picture makes me wanna throw up and i can even smell his dumbness from my computer screen.
Just imagine sitting in the same room with him, it can make you start thinking like a goat.

I will rather watch two lizards fucck each other than sitting with my highly dumb president

. u better start throwing up because u will watch him till 2019 and for ur info,u watching 2 lizards Bleep makes u even dumber than ur dumb President

knightsTempler:

. pple think in mysterious way, whts d relationship between Mr ibu playing a romantic role and Buhari. this is so hilarious, everyone now blaming for their awkward way of reasoning

nnachukz:
Buhari is his own enemy. Nobody is sabotaging him except himself. His utterances, his moves are all saddled with tribal bigotry. He is practising favouritism as against all inclusive government and so is surely going to be receiving serious oppositions from those he his neglecting. Nothing divine brought him there, only the ignorance of the masses and their gullibility that brought him there.

. can u please list where favoritism comes to play in his government, stop thinking in an archaic manner

bluaero:
Can someone call that deaf dolt in Aso rock and remind him of his job description?

so that person u refer to as deaf dolt now works in shell. I pity ur sense of reasoning

Fadekebisola:
i cant marry a fellow yoruba...our men cheat and thats the whole truth

Na there make u dey,u go tey for ur Papa house.

NovusHomo:


Or, better still; I, personally myself, will like to Bleep you. Direct enough.?!

am nt homo my nigga

SexyStrawberry:
LOL, I'm not a white girl but i am super blunt, if i want sex, I'll tell u straight up, no time to waste abeg

OK let me be blunt too,I want to have sex with u

halfricanadian:


Exactly my thought

questions for the gods, when she knew he is not physically attractive,why marry him in the first place ? His money aaabi. Birds of d same feathers.

Specialbaby:
Majority of those who will dispute this well articulated thread are broke guys who don't want to get their hands dirty!



Why date or marry when you are not financially stable only to belive in better days ahead??it just crazy!!

mura si, na ur papa house u go old, u wey still dey look God face since december. U no need answer guy too if dem ask u out if u never get a room if u staying in ur parents house at ur age