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DanNafada: I doubt there is anybody in Naija who can spontaneously list 25, let alone all 36 states, lol!

speak for yourself alone. Olodo!

In other words, no more ogogoro consumption in the villa.. Nice one Mr. President.

Omor! Na so generals plenty for our army?

joromi: Come on...
Pictures joor

Gay alert!

Ah Baba you fall my hand o.. 75 isn't that old naw. My grandpa been still dey fire kpekus at 75 and nothing do am.

Na who join dis one for the mata ?

Dat tin na issue sha.

Those people sha.. Growing up somewhere in the east back then, I remembered my mum was directed to Abakiliki when she needed a house help. Guess what? Families were falling over themselves to offer their daughters as house helps.. But one thing is sure, they are very hard working. The girl we got was something else, very hard working, obedient, honest and respectful that she became part of the family, but very very local . These are traits I later found out in a number of other Ebonyi people I got to be friends with. I love their simplicity, they appreciate even the tiniest favor.. The only thing they need is good leadership.

For a moment I thought that lady by his side was his wife. That kid needs to hit the gym fast if she ever wanna get married in future. NoOffience.

smada13: hehehehehe..Pele ehn....it's "rain" not "reign"..u hear against next time

noted! Thankyou.. Make I go change am.

scipher: the probability of you being amongst the 1.6m is slim given our population size..

tell me something I don't know.. Are you looking at our population as a nation or the population of unemployed among us?

Sorry o

Blawd of gwad! This people can lie o! How she take put her face dey lie dis kind lie so?

Arrest his wife and he will show up.

Aso rock ogogoro must be very top quality o.

Nigerians sef.. Na so una go dey fall person hand everywhere.. Smh. Drone ko Rocket ni.. Mcheeeww. The owner of that missing toy better come claim him thing make we hear word jor.

For some strange reasons I believe the young man's version of the story..

Na wah o.. Una wicked for dis thread o.. Make una pity Horayce naw, ah! Na mistake he use type dat him response.. Ejor o, d insult wey d guy don chop so far pass 5000 bags of rice o.

Spiff is the most hilarious character for me.. The guy na dumbness personified .. Lol. There are some dry characters in it to sha, like Efe's youngest sister, Efe's teacher and the other kid promoted from a lower class.

If am allowed to criticize a little, I'd say the producers didn't really capture a true picture of a lower class nigerian family, that their house looks "over tooshed" for a typical ajekpako family and the kids don't look like ajekpakos neither do they dress like one. The producers could have made it more "real" in my opinion. In all, I think it is an "ok" show and I love watching it.

Haba.. Aunty Uche, I was in primary 5 when I watched your first movie o.. How can you be 34 now when am already in my late twenties Happy birthday sha.

aenero: It wil be painful 2lose a loved one but wish this people can just die so maybe @least we can have a little peace

you berra be careful what you say, it might turn around on you. Never wish anybody death.

The OP is a very dull person.. Sorry.

Sambo is a political liability, he has no base in Kaduna. With or without Sambo GEJ cannot win Kaduna.

How you take sabi her pant size? Ask her her pant size, if she doesn't hesitate to tell you then it means she wouldn't mind getting one from you.

If not for that 2million and a job who knows what would have happened? This is a lesson to us all, never feel to big/important when you wrong someone, be quick to apologize because you never know what tomorrow holds. Thank God for the comrade governor's life.

Better for him o.. I'd prefer a defender who pays regularly in the tunisian league than a chelsea defender who doesn't even get to seat on the bench during matches.

Otenestbestyaho: Akume is just making dirty noise,apc cannot win my state (benue), not even in the next world,akuma is even hated by tiv pple talkles of my own tribe(idoma). Akume sud tell us how he got the money he used 2 building 2 hotels in south africa,he sud tell us how he loot the bsuth fund,he sud tell us who rigged the 2007 gov election infovour of suswan? Hear me,this akume will be stoned 2 death soon,benue will never vote 4 any jihadist(muhd,allah,saudi,buhari,tifnebu and muslims) party. GEJ we stand!

oyi, why you dey fall idomas hand like so naw? Akume is hated by tivs yet he's running his second tenure as a senator after being governor for eight years? Akume is hated by the tivs yet his candidate under ACN lost by just a little over a hundred votes to the present governor. Sesuwan won the last election just because of the idoma votes. The tivs voted en mass for Ugba (Akume's candidate).

One secret of pulling through these guys is hailing.. Once you are stopped, always start your conversation with these magic words "officer weldon o.. Kai! Dis una work no easy o". It's always working for me sha o. I'd end up spending few minutes gisting and laughing with them and dats all . When dey ask for "kola" I'd always form "student" for dem.. Lol. They'd be like "oya oya carry your papa motor dey go jare.. Yeye"

ilugunboy: Any false move by GEJ now can definitely precipitate impeachment move against him.....

It's not looking nice for him......the a north is now more determined to get him out.

He made two costly and strategic mistakes that exposed his gross naïveté

1: Treating the Yorubas as inconsequential

2: trying to bribe the north with heavy..juicy political appointments and other political patronage in the hope that they will soft-pedaled on their determination to produce the President

3: Joining forces with the east and making the region "the backbone" of his government. We all know those guys are never trusted allies of anybody. They swing where the money is more.

I support a strong opposition to PDP no doubt but Benue is a case of between the devil and the deep blue sea. Akume is as bad as Sesuwam, both the ruling party (PDP) and opposition (APC) are made up of heartless thieves. Though I see APC wining in the next election in Benue.