₦airaland Forum

He's lucky to have escaped the "aluu treatment". After this his wahala he had better pack his load jeje and go back to his country o if not him workers go take am play baseball o.. Mcheewww! Blowdy lebanese fa! Chai! We haf suffered.. Smh.. If not for our bad leaders, lebanese supose dey pack our shiyte and clean our yansh for us.

Wow! This T A Orji must be the undisputed champion o.. Dey way wey him name just dey echo for every page of this thread so. Men! So as d man worwor for face, na so him mind worwor ma? I was coming here to vote Gabriel Sesuwan of benue, but the overwhelming "support" for the abia guy don make me change my mind.. Sesuwan is number 2 after Orji. Coming to FCT, chai! Forget that one, he is in a class of his own.. His own category should be "the worst minister in the history of nigeria"..

Niger state where the number of the governor's billboards around town is morethan the number of children in of school?

Smh.. If I was given the opportunity to go back in time to the days of my innocence, I would have done a lot of things differently. ****sad face*** Anyway, here's my list.

Foreign Sitcoms
1. Fresh prince of bel-air (My all time best)
2. Family matters
3. Some mothers do have them (Mr. Spencer .. Lol)
4. Mind your language

Foreign crime series
1. Moonlighting (Bruce Willis at his best)
2. Dempsey and Makepeace
3. Dan August
4. A-Team
5. The protector

Mexican Soap-operas
1. Wild Rose
2. Lady of the rose
3. Maria de los-angelus
4. No one but you

Children programmes on tv
1. Seaseme street
2. 3 2 1 contact
3. Barney and friends ("I love you, you love me, we are happy family... Blah blah blah .... A kiss from me to you! Mmmmmuuuaahh" lol.)
4. Kiddie vision 101 (hmmm.. You won't believe derenle would become the "derenle" you know now.. Lol)
5. Speak out (I loved "just a minute" segment)
6. Tales by moonlight ( "choco- choco milo... Choco milo one by one")
7. Storyland

Cartoons
1. Voltrun! (Your childhood sucks if you didn't watch this)
2. Ovid video
3.Danger mouse
4. Magic school bus
5. Terahawks
6. Casper the friendly ghost

Nigerian tv soap-operas
1. Behind the clouds
2. Checkmate
3. Hot cash (aka willy willy.. I fear dis tin pass death.. Lol)
4. Beyond our dreams
5. After the storm
6. Koko close
7. Family circle
8. Things fall apart
9. Abikwu
10. Third eye
11. Ripples
12. Fortunes
13. Jagwa
14. Papi luwe
15. Samanja
16. New masquerade
17. Maganan gerinchi

Have faith..

Mcheeewww.. ***drops my vaseline and rain insults on poster***

Personally I've concluded within me that it was all a scam.

There's no governor in Kaduna no doubt.. The guy there is just holding brief for an APC governor coming in 2015. He knows this, that's why he is trying to loot as much as he can within this short time he has. In other news, Sambo is the weakest VP ever in Nigeria.

sainty2k3: Which is d most promiscuous city in Nigeria?

young man, stop making it sound that bad naw ah! Change the word "promiscuous" to "casual sex" jor.. Am more comfortable with that

liloelawwal: who we go believe now
Bt i dnt think koko master can lack a sponsor

then you've not been listening to the rubbish he's been punishing our ear drums with in the name of music lately.

Jman06: If you know who i'm, you'd apologize for calling me tout. Anyway, i don't blame u, all APC supporters are known for their loudmouth just like their 'Go and Die' governor.

sharap dia! You to like fight.. Today's Christmas, no fighting.. You can resume hostilities from 27th..

No e-fights today abeg. @sincere 9gerian I wish you and your family a happy Christmas and a prosperous new year.. I see you joining the progressive train in 2014.. Amen?

BRF

Choi! Dis people can lie o haba.. Haba.. 48 gabadiya! Not even 38?

Hiding somewhere flexing Otedola's money I guess.

Georgesmartt: M.I.... The real definition of short but 'Mighty. (In M.I's voice) hahhahaha

gay alert!!!

Ok. We yaf hear... Pass d mic.

[quote author=Yoshi-Master]My my, I aint no tribalist or anyfin but damn son!

My eyes or my brain, dunno which hurts more after reading that.

"Seminal Wisdom"? Really? I never knew one could be wise in matters of spermatozoa, well I guess we learn somn new errrday errday.[/quote]is that why she insisted that "his manhood lives on"?

He reminds me of Pius Ikedia (though a slower version). He runs like a headless fowl only to get pushed off the ball or pass like a leaner.

[quote author=Warri _Pikin][size=20pt]When will El-Rufai himself die?
All these trouble makes simply need to die so Nigeria can have peace.
My new year resolution is to seriously pray for the death of every politician intent on bringing civil war to Nigeria. I remember i said that prayer for Sani Abacha.
Let me go and buy my candles![/size][/quote]why not pray for your own life.. You talk as if your own life is guaranteed already. Are you God?! @post RIP to the deceased.

As he dey change wives, na so he dey change cars.. Dey guy like change well well.

Wtf is season film? You mean like rainy season or dry season?

The choice of candidates by both parties will determine where the people's votes will sway to.. A very brilliant and sellable candidate from APC in 2015 is a sure quit notice to Ebele and the gang currently occupying aso villa.

Good questions.. Oya, mama over to you. How I wish the committee on education can forward similar questions to that Wike of a man. He seem to have too much time in his hands these days. House of reps should please give him something similar to occupy him. Thanks.

[quote author=naija_racist]It's sad to see people like you not getting it, we need leaders that are hungry to DEVELOP every nooks and crannies of our dear nation, judged by the slight improvement in the power sector has actually lifted GEJ above all the other leaders our nation has ever had, remove sentiments my dear brother and let debate facts and figures and we will get somewhere bikonu. [/quote]which improvement in power? Bros no make me vex o, speak for only your area abeg. Now, let's debate facts and figures as you said.. Can you please outline 10 achievements of GEJ's government from 2011 till date that is of great benefits to the masses? Am waiting.

Dis woman no just fine at all.

Their girls sha.. ***leaking my lips***

What's with the traditional dancers in that honeywell wheat meal advert?

1MCN: You didn't watch that video clip and so can never tell how courteous or cranky Jibrin spoke. Your CV for him does not help in any way. In fact, if we must accept the CV it means he was only found worthy in learning and no character by those who graduated him. Of course I don't want to embarrass you with Mrs Ngozi's CV.

What you have said here is irrelevant. No doubt they are both well educated people so comparing CVs is just childish.. From a neutral point of view, I would say the both parties lack respect for each other. NOI told them she was/is not feeling well, which is understandable considering the quantum of work that goes into budget preparation. The honourable was humane enough to excuse her, gave her prepared questions to go home with and attend to them whenever she's okay and present the answers before the committee next month, which is the right thing to do. If NOI has respect for the committee as she claimed she should have accepted this and left the room in peace knowing fully well that she had the luxury of time to give appropriate answers to their question. I see it as a sign of disrespect to start giving excuses and "becoming fit" all of a sudden after the chairman has made his ruling and struck the gavel.. I overhead her saying "you can strike your gavel but I still need to say something... Blah blah". On the part of the chairman, the statement he made about NOI only having control over the her ministry and not the house committee was totally uncalled for and childish. He should have respected her views but still stick to his decision in a less dramatic manner.

Very funny, within few day PDP has become a regional party and APC a national party

The man harsh sha but I would have loved to watch the events that occurred before he asked Ngozi to go and come back with a written report. She must have angered him somehow or tried to make them look stupid with plenty economic jargon . That not withstanding, I think the man went overboard.. You shouldn't talk to a person of her status like that no matter what.. I don't like her personally, but I will always respect her and her personal achievements. She is among the most brilliant Nigerians around now.