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Na wah for those Germans o.. Our beloved first lady went to rest in their country after a tedious African First Lady peace initiative event and they decided to 'kill' her for 7 days, tear her stomach and intestine.. Haba!wetin she do dem naw? Make person no come rest for dia country again? Wicked Germans! Thank God she was ressurected like Lazarus o.

Make una close una mouth jor! Abi no be una dey born all the pikins wey dey increase our population? Na ghana abi cameroun dey born our children for us?.. You guys will come here to anounce how dangerous our population explosion is and go back to hump your wives or girlfriends.. As far as I am concerned, na God dey give pikin, make we accept dem as dem dey come jare.. Long live Naija!

[quote author=ondo_boi]oh wow congratz bro...am freaking scared now. BTW, pls what stage is your admission progess now on oaunetque.com[/quote]thanks bro. Its on stage 10. I have been issued registration number and password to the portal to. Addmission will be on till march so am sure yours will come soon.

[quote author=ondo_boi]Any latest development about OAU M.Sc admission? Has anyone gotten his/her admission letter of recent?[/quote]yea. I got mine 3days back. I already gave up on it but it landed in my mail box eventually.

Techwriter: The fall of a dead leaf is warning to the green ones but when a green leaf falls and dies it becomes a warning to the entire tree including the buds. For those of you who are passing this night on the laps of a woman who is not your wife, be careful-death can call u home anytine. Can u stand a fearful God?

na wetin dem say make you talk be dat? Tatafo!

sapman: Hartford Green Consulting is a solid consulting practice as far as I know. Give it a shot.

Do you have a clue of what how handsome their pay is?

adapcee: Hello guys,I got my appointment letter dis morning as well.I applied for MIT,Department of computer science.Any info on when and how to pay d acceptance fee?

Congrats man.

phillip4re: @koko Plz which dept?Also how many steps remained after you've been approved in the faculty?

Geology department my brother. Its 10 steps.

I read through the post and I can tell that there is something different about this 'musiwa10'.. Oh! What have you done to "our Musiwa" you impostor?!

People! OAU has given me an early valentine gift.. I woke up around 4am this morning, picked my phone and there it was! An email from OAU congratulating me, issuing me a reg number and password. I was shocked because just yesterday I tracked and there was nothing, I even gave up that yesterday completely. So, if you have not gotten yours, don't give up.

Hope they won't end up like NN24 sha.

gistme24: Your welcome boss. If i may ask, are you into SAP ? If yes , then what module ?

I am into SAP BASIS.

gistme24: Make the trip bro. Its an SAP partner firm in Ilupeju area of Lagos. They do loads of SAP consulting and provide some other IT services. Don't think you will regret making the trip. Best of luck.

Thanks man.

Hello everyone, I got an invite from this company for a test in Lagos. Who else got this invite? Or is there anyone here who knows about the company? Thanks.

Good morning people. Please I have a little issue. I got an invite for a test in Hartford Green consulting. I want to find out if anyone here knows about this company and if it is worth making a trip from Abuja to Lagos to give it a try. Thanks.

Nobody gree exchange jerssey with Bance.. Outright racism abi na 'facesm'I go call dis one.

CELEBRATION GONE SOUR.. Calabar man dies ontop a pRos.T!tute, while maximizing the free s3x offer. . PM news

For tonight.. GEJ i love you ooooo... ***dancing Alingo**** Aunty patience mmmmuuuuaaahhh!!! No PDP tonight.. No APC tonight.. No Igbo, no yoruba, no christian, no muslim.. Lets just dance and make merry ooo..

Chrei! See as I dey sweat inside AC.. My heart is beating like say dbanj dey perform Oliver Twist inside.. Naija abeg shake a boomboom for me oo..

How grown man go dey snap himself dey sh!!t?.. Na wa o, world don spoil. Tiwa still loves him in shi!t or in piss.. Lol

I will dance Alingo and etighi, then go home with some made in Nigeria sweethearts to celebrate OUR cup..

Upon say he dey chop 1billion naira food, dysentry still dey catch am.

And the Black stars were given a Black out! Choi! 3 hot goals! What do you expect from a team whose greatest player play in United Arab Emirates.. Lwkmd! E better to play for naija league sef.

Moderators please this is the first time I will be doing this. No vex abeg, but if you wan ban me I no send because I must insult dis frustrated, devastated and hopeless fool called Abrantie. @Abrantie: you a very big !di!ot! Dirty ghanian! Who gave you the right to put that your leprosy infested finger on the keyboard, on a Nigerian forum for that matter! How dare you call my national team "super chickens"? I don't blame you, I blame the Nigerian who borrowed you that laptop you used in sending this useless post. Hopelesss murafuker! Na ghana must go bag you go use park dat your wretched rags go Accra on sunday evening. Foolish fool! Bloody illegal imigrant like you!

Why can't some people post a simple comment without insults? Smh! Its a pity, the actual literacy level of Nigerians is pretty much lower than we think. Its a very simple topic!"PDP vs APC- 2015 Presidential Election Projection Model". You can suggest yours successfully without insulting anybody for suggesting his/hers I guess. @Topic PDP is still a very strong force. I bet APC will be disgraced if they feel just a meager can wrestle power from the "den of killers". However if they start early grassroot voters education, let the people in villages who constitute a greater percentage of voters know that election goes beyound accepting that bag of rice, pack of maggi, wrappers, etc and "pressing you hand on Umblerra", teach them that you can still collect all these and vote for a party of your choice. If the new APC can start this right away, I am sure come 2015 we will be singing a song of deliverance from the hands of PDP.

This man no dey fear o.. He dey put my hard working boy name inside one sentence as PDP fa! Fiakwa!

If a man trully realizes his mistakes and begs for forgiveness, he should be forgiven just as our father in heaven forgives us uncountable number of times. That is what true christianity teaches. El-rufai goofed, I personally was disappointed but he came to his senses and apologised. Who am I not to forgive him? Let God be the Judge of all. For CAN to still be talking over this issue after the man had apologised makes me wonder..Are we really practicing what we preach?

For the second time in a very long while, I am proud to fly my green and white colour! I am green to the bones! Thanks Super Eagles..

[quote author=ondo_boi]^i think the admission process is taking considerably longer time than expected. Learnt some have received there admission letter via there email(generally speaking). Don't know about M.BA though. As for mine, ii applied to ecology && it has being on stage 9(9 Form Procesed at Faculty - Approved 2013-01-17 ) since january.[/quote]Same with me, it has been on this stage since January 4th. I heard the school is scheduled to resume next month 5th, why don't they conclude all these admissions on time lets know where we stand. For someone like me who have never been to Ife town in my life, I need to know my stands on time so I can start making arrangements if I am successful. Haba! I applied since June last year, even if say na Havard abi Oxford sef, person for don know wotz up. ah!

I can remmember Ben Murray Bruce changed it when he was DG to a more modern theme song, he also changed that their yeye BC logo.

Ohaneze knows that 'anybody' can become igbo. For the right fee,ohaneze can give any customer an igbo middle name and endorse the person E.g goodluck ebele 'azikiwe' jonathan. I won't be suprise when I see ohaneze chiarman raising up the hand of Gen. Muhammed 'chukwuemeka' Buhari come 2015

I look like fally pupa for your eye? no be only january salary..