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EducationRe: How Many Triangles Are There? Only The Highly Genius Will Pass This Test! by Kokodeni(m): 12:31pm On Feb 20, 2024
4....

The question is simple; how many Triangles do you see
A Triangle is a a closed, 2-dimensional shape with 3 sides, 3 angles, and 3 vertices simple.

The first 3 shapes from top meets the description plus the main diagram that's a total of 4.
Everything else are quadrilateral angles.
CelebritiesRe: Sylvester Madu Escapes Death In Cameroon (Photos) by Kokodeni(m): 11:01am On Nov 26, 2023
Life is a very comic entity
Inside film dude carry M16 and AK47 dey pursue me i didnt want to die in my first major cast so i gast jump 2 very tall fences, i even sustained some minor scratches and the director accepted that improvising.
I will taunt d hell out of him on our next set together.
I really thank God he is safe
CelebritiesRe: Your Son Forgets His Lyrics After Taking Drugs -Naira Marley Tells Mohbad's Dad by Kokodeni(m): 5:51pm On Sep 14, 2023
Nemesis0147:
sorry but he was not suffering from any Tinnitus or whatever.
Have you been following the story since last year?

Is like you don’t know the industry…..why did Naira start accusing him of drug abuse just after he insisted on leaving the label?

They were just blacklisting him in the industry.

He lost a lot shows because of this drug allegations….he do drug reach Naira?
The video full twitter…..the guy was too cold for a fault…

Watch some of his interviews….they tormented the guy till his last.
Dumb submission....
There are clear differences between hard drugs and marijuana. Naira Marley has alwayscondemned use and abuse of drugs, in one of his songs 'drug test' he said cocain negative heroin negetive cannabis positive.
Hard drugs are codeine ice totolin Swifnol royphnol pacaline Laughing gas tramadol melanin cocain benzolin opioid etc
Marijuana is not one of them except for the genetically modified ones like loud sk pawpaw etc and the most dangerous of them of Colorado which is modified by adding other MIS like the ones mentioned above.
Herbs don't kill you dey can only give u habits that can lead to death but hard drugs will surely kill u no matter how little quantify you consume
TravelRe: Road Leading To A General Hospital Flooded In Lagos by Kokodeni(m): 10:36pm On Sep 11, 2023
Foolish bloggers and fake sensational headlines that road leads to my area, it is almost 1km away from the General Hospital and the flood is caused by foolish people like these bloggers who build filling stations at both sides of the road without proper drainage. How can u build a whole filling station and can't be able to do proper drainage system.

If the government decides to demolish those fillings stations these same set of bloggers will accuse government of witch hunting
CelebritiesRe: Davido Prays For Wizkid Over The Death Of His Mum by Kokodeni(m): 2:53pm On Aug 19, 2023
Creamcrest:
I'm praying for him too,RIP Mama wizzy.

That still doesn't change the fact that whizkid is an overrated musician and not fit to be called a legend with his trash music.

Will he die if he doesn't sing about girls?

I'm in my house and all wizzy kid fans should feel free to come and beat me up. sad
Just as some day when your mother RIPs a great number of your father's household will say here is the remain of a woman who brought disgrace in form of a nuisance child into our family, that's if they haven't done that already .. omo eran
Foreign AffairsRe: Russia Got Richer By $600 Billion While U.S Lost $6 Trillion Last Year (Photo) by Kokodeni(m): 3:55pm On Aug 17, 2023
I pledge to Russia my country to be wicked, fearless and heartless. To serve em breakfast with all my strength, and defend our integrity and uphold vawulence with valour and impunity... Give us strength o Lord
RomanceRe: Adaora Anuamadi: Abuja Rich Real Estate Mogul Engaged To Her Fiance In Style by Kokodeni(m): 6:10pm On Jul 30, 2023
uridiwan:
That's over size
That's the main thing dude...

All my life I forced myself to accept 2 skeeny (models) because my friends forced me to. Alas I never digged anyone, cause i was always feeling like I was gonna commit a more gravious sin other than fornication
RomanceRe: Adaora Anuamadi: Abuja Rich Real Estate Mogul Engaged To Her Fiance In Style by Kokodeni(m): 6:06pm On Jul 30, 2023
Sooooo cute...

I wonder how real men get along with sk*nny chicks.

How do you engage with &onez ewww.

If my son brings in an agama in the name of model I will rebuke and disown him
PoliticsRe: Jeffrey Guterman Writes FBI To Release Tinubu’s File by Kokodeni(m): 3:22pm On Apr 21, 2023
Another means of oppression
PoliticsRe: Ukraine’s President Zelenskyy Congratulates Tinubu, Invites President-Elect by Kokodeni(m): 3:47pm On Apr 20, 2023
yinkus6750:
This Zelensky is truly an actor.
Instead of facing his war project, his busy congratulating emilokan of Nigeria.
Wait o, invites him to come and join in the war front ?
Now u see that the west are really not after the interest of Nigeria, imagine this mugu that was led into unreasonable war just to prove that he can align with the enemies of his brethren anytime he wants is also trying to put Nigeris in unnecessary spotlight.

I knew it from the day the Senate started discussing Nigeria's proper relation with Russia and induction into the BRICS that the west would use one or more puppets to distract Nigeria and also limit the chances of being a TRADE Nation instead of the AID Nation that it is today. If Nigera had long been in real trades and ties with Russia by now its supposed to be looking like a Japan of year 2030.
Foreign AffairsRe: Russia Builds Turkey's First Ever Nuclear Power Plant (Photos) by Kokodeni(m): 3:31pm On Apr 20, 2023
post=122637736:
Nothing like wahala here nah.
Na power plant to generate electricity.
USA has 92 of that all over their country and this is the 1st for Turkey, hence the news.
No wahala biko.....
Bro that's because the mention of Russia sends Shivers down spines, even romantic words in Russia sounds scary and we all know they are sonstantly standing against tyranny... now assume yourself to be a mugu like most of them that's what you would ordinarily think..

I and to the rest of you next time endeavor to open your blurry eyes to fill your empty skulls with the contents of a news and not just the headlines alone.
RomanceRe: Viral Video Of A Groom Performing "Tai Chi" At His Wedding Ceremony (pix/vid) by Kokodeni(m): 12:59am On Apr 15, 2023
mykymyk101:
His performance is for his gym mates to honour their presence.

You play soccer but you can't play combat sport, you fight.

If you know you know.
Naaa
Nigga is passing encrypted massages to the brides EXes
PoliticsRe: They Tried To Entrap Peter Obi With Women, Dug Into His Bank Accounts — LP by Kokodeni(m): 7:57am On Apr 09, 2023
Trash
PoliticsRe: Shettima Reacts As Supporters Die In Auto Crash After Paying Him Congrats Visit by Kokodeni(m): 11:12am On Apr 06, 2023
apache4:
Bad omen

Over my dead body will Tinubu become my President shocked

Let god take my life on the day of his shameless inauguration
Amen even before then
BusinessRe: Unknown Person Sent Me $550 Via Worldremit. Please, Is This A Scam? Photo by Kokodeni(m): 6:53pm On Mar 09, 2023
It's not really a scam if yo have old world remit contact me let's repeat that up to 10 times @7@366627 eight eight
CrimeRe: Naked Rapist Dies After Smashing Victim's Door Open With Head by Kokodeni(m): 12:15am On Jan 04, 2023
ArchiLimited:
"Despite his serious injury and extensive loss of blood, Freitas removed his shorts in an effort to rape her"

What sort of sorcery is this?
Magic mushrooms
FamilyRe: Nigerian Lady Serves Husband An Empty Plate For Refusing To Help In The Kitchen by Kokodeni(m): 11:53pm On Dec 27, 2022
sadiyamuhammad:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4zJAJY7oAU

A hilarious video has shown the moment a Nigerian woman served her husband an empty plate for refusing to help her in the kitchen.

Before carrying out her action, the woman gave a background explanation that informed what she was going to do.

In a TikTok video, she said that she wanted him to help her with the food but he replied that he was tired as a result of working out at the gym and also had a football match to see.

The woman who wasn't having his excuses revealed that she had gone to the market to buy the ingredients, did the laundry and took care of the house.

She said he was only to assist her in cooking and yet he was giving excuses.

https://www.legit.ng/people/family-relationship/1511322-marry-friend-wife-serves-hubby-empty-plate-funny-video-refused-kitchen/
Straight to her father's house for at least one year... I will cook for myself and improvise what ever happens after then it is what it is. If everyone comes to beg for her then I will leave for one year
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Southampton Vs Manchester United (0 - 1) On 27th August 2022 by Kokodeni(m): 2:09pm On Aug 27, 2022
Stevesuccess:
Kindly share if you have Techno Spark or camon for sale.
I have both I reside in Lagos
PoliticsRe: Dogara, 125 APC Aspirants Seek Nomination Fee Refund by Kokodeni(m): 8:31pm On Aug 16, 2022
noble71:
No refund of money after payment grin



Vote Peter Obi for President.



Meanwhile at a good rate sell your Pi π to us.
Contact please
EventsRe: Uk-based Nigerian Couple Kick Against Omicron Travel Ban After N8m Wedding Plans by Kokodeni(m): 2:38pm On Dec 11, 2021
May God punish UK government for this one I am really pissed I had already been contracted to provide DJ services and security / bouncers, only to recieve a call that its been cancelled.
E no go better for mama Charlie
HealthRe: Help! I'm Addicted To Bread And Beans by Kokodeni(m): 10:06pm On Oct 26, 2021
Firstly let me say bread and beans is no poor man's dish

'Beans is very expensive in naija right now....
"Bread on the average for me is either Ace bread N350 or Jendol Sardine Breasd N500...

What if I tell you that I normally cook 3 milk cups of beans with up to 2k (Titus fish, efirin, Oziza, carayfish, prawns and some stock fish cooked with fried pepper (blended atarodo) with a lot of onions

U Enjoy yourself for that day
But u might have to endure some heart burn like in my case undecided undecided undecided

You see that mess part
'Akon's voice' sorry for the mess is mess on u
I was pressed I didn't know what to do
Sorry for the stench it smelled on you
hold urself it wount kill you
Bla bla bla bla bla bla bla grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Careers Of Women That Turn You Off As A Man? by Kokodeni(m): 11:43am On Sep 22, 2021
chatinent:
Sequel to this thread: https://www.nairaland.com/6753146/careers-men-turn-off-lady


What are those careers of ladies that can turn you off as a man?

Mine:
1. Massage Therapists (especially those for out-calls on private services).

2. Actresses (big turn-off).

3. Hotel anything. ( Whatever you are working in a hotel as).
U missed one very important part of this list, and that's
4. Church Workers...
It's a bitter truth that a great number of them are concupiscent with other church Workers/pastors)members as the case may apply....
One pastor will just wake up and tell Ur babe that he feels u are sinful in his sight therefore she should stop giving u her body and instead bring it to him so he can use his (dis)grace on her and the rest is history
Vigils, camps, conventions and outings are all methods they use to get permission out of Ur reach ...
This life shaaa
CelebritiesRe: Fashion Designer, Tom Ford Loses His Husband, Richard Buckley To Death At 72 by Kokodeni(m): 6:21pm On Sep 21, 2021
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar
Everybody got their right to determine and decide their sexual orientation

But I wonder what will make a man abandon the juicy and succulent pussy of a female for the ass of another man

A real niggarrr heave a sigh of confusion, grab his weed then light it up and say to himself "this life is really a mystery "
Another cool nigga picks up the lighter, lights up his loud, locks his screen and drops his phone in one corner after reading the part that's says husband of 35 years...
Riprobates...
Spits
PoliticsRe: OKITIPUPA: A Town In Nigeria Without Electricity For over 12 Years (Pictures) by Kokodeni(m): 2:11pm On Sep 10, 2021
The most painful part is that that's where the first senator of western Nigeria came from
Christianity EtcRe: Chris Okotie: The Truth About T.B Joshua. He Was A Magician & A Sorcerer (Video) by Kokodeni(m): 4:48pm On Aug 10, 2021
1. Before Abraham Jesus was
2. As it was in the beginning it's not ever shall it be world without end Amen.
3. In the beginning was the Word and the Word was with God and the Word was God
4. Come let us make Man in Our own Image and Likeness.

The Lord had always come to man in various ways through His prophets so as to turn the hearts of men back to God when they derail.

I believe Okotie is envious and on self declaration but I will rather not call forth the deep for the sake of the shallow
PoliticsRe: NURTW Vice-chairman, Samuel Kayode Shot Dead In Lagos by Kokodeni(m): 10:47pm On Jul 09, 2021
RIP UNCLE...
Whoever did this to my uncle will pay for it either by his own blood or that of his children I swear on my uncle’s soul...
PhonesRe: Who Still Owns A Blackberry In 2021? by Kokodeni(m): 10:55pm On Jul 07, 2021
Until last month I was still using my Q10 as my small phone because of the voice clarity, m.facebook.com, Nairaland, emails etc that day I lost it I was depressed because my Android fell on my IPhone and both screens broke.
Las las I have changed both screens but haven’t still been able to retrieve my MTN line that got lost with the Q10
PoliticsRe: Air Force Officer Who Married 2 Weeks Ago Dies In Borno Aircraft Crash by Kokodeni(m): 12:59am On Jan 04, 2019
zoba88:
Read more. http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2019/01/see-photos-of-air-force-officer-who.html
My heart is heavy and broken
Kalto Kiliofas AKA Birdman has paid d ultimate price ..
U will evermore remain in my heart my dear Gentle class Captain

Christianity EtcRe: Church Of Satan Endorses Sex Dolls by Kokodeni(m): 8:08pm On Jan 21, 2018
yungbillionaire:
I've been thinking whether to weep, or wail for this generation... this is perversion at a whole new level...the funny thing is I don't want to start imagining the next level it will be....My God!! how art man you blesses with wisdom and knowledge pervert it in this manner...Have mercy lord.
New American Standard Bible
And just as they did not see fit to acknowledge God any longer, God gave them over to a depraved mind, to do those things which are not proper,King James Bible
And even as they did not like to retain God in their knowledge, God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient
RomanceRe: Guys Don't Be Fooled By Filtered Pics (Pics Included) by Kokodeni(m): 9:37am On Jan 16, 2018
AlexCk:
Hahahaha,
Apparently her boôbs are directly proportional to distance.
The farther they are, the bigger the booóbs, the nearer they are the smaller the boôbs.
grin
Fine from far= far from fine
FamilyRe: This Guy Celebrates His Mum Who Sold Food By The Roadside For 30 Years by Kokodeni(m): 9:54am On Nov 22, 2016
The individual I have quarelled the most with is my mum yet she never abandoned me, she loves me to a fault so she tries to overprotect me but as an adventourous skillful young man I don't like being protected because it hides my capacity so one day someone bleeped up by insulting my mum... He didn't believe how my fury made me increase in size like increadible hulk in fact every electronics around stoped working he knelt down and held my mums leg that was his saving grace, Lord please answer my prayers to I can surprise my mum I have been saving for 5yrs now to give my mum what she deprived herself off some years back for my sake. I need to give her the latest model plus thhe fact dat d value keeps going up on yearly basis... Mummy I LoVE U... My screen is very wet now can't continue typing anymore I nneed to wipe my tears now.
CrimeRe: Two Ladies Attempt To Rape A Man In South Africa (Photos, Video) by Kokodeni(m): 11:30pm On Oct 02, 2016
Did it occour to any of u that d guy holding the camera might be carring pistol and that's y the victim can nt fight off he bleeped up and he is being paid back did u even consider that d same guy holding the gun is d girl's brother

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