₦airaland Forum

Welcome.

To start things off, create a female bashing thread.

that should get you going.

and pls keep this in mind:   Never buy suya for a girl on a first date.

Some of dem devils wont kiss you after eating suya and onions

 

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Really really, yes, they may have a point there.

I honestly wasnt referring to anyone in particular.

But if the shoe fits, . . .

Mrs, Eve:
If we have a VILLAGE OF CHILDREN, we wouldn't be spending that much time in ONE YEAR what you talking about WILLIS?    Children demand ALL OF YOUR ATTENTION and we would be scheduling SEX SESSIONS in between naps and bosom feeding sessions!

tough as hell. dem bad kids always know when to disturb  

wat u doing daddy??

REALITY101:
@poster when you said "men are just useless" Your dad is inclusive you know.

Most of them dont know their dads . . .

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It's all good.

MRbrownJAY:
^^^^is it not what happens with any ordinary underwear?! or do you mean that not even the gals in the gym locker room would have the right to see it?!

ok let me ask you in a different way because i really dont understand (dont get me wrong):
who sees your gf in her undies apart from you that its bothering you that much?!

Seems you are missing the whole point. I will go over it again. Others on this thread did not have any problem understanding though.

I am married.

I'm thinking of getting my wife some underwear or lingerie from Victoria Secret as a gift but a friend says I am being selfish with that kind of gift.

I ask why

He said it is because she will only be wearing them for me. He adviced me to get something she will be able to wear outside of our bedroom. For example, necklace, flowers, clothes, wristwatch. etc.

So I come here and create a thread to ask females if or why buying lingerie for ur woman is considered selfish.

??

livedit:
I am a Christian. But I'm not Christ. I'm only human and not perfect. That is why the bible says there is no other like Him. Moreover, my father is not around. Please don't misinterpret that I don't love my family and wouldn't fight for each and every one of them because I do love them. I would rather not be put in a situation like that at all. Like I said, God was the last sacrificial lamb. I love my soon to be husband very much and that's not to say later on that wouldn't change. But I'd just rather not think about it! Instead of, I'd rather speak life into all our lives.

Got you. I asked the question based on your earlier comment.

peace n love

Dont necessarily fat but must be fleshy.

Cant stand bodies without flesh

Keira knightley always makes me wanna puke. Her neck is like a Bic pen

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When she wears them, I will be the only one to see it.

got it now?

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You have no business hanging with such a man in the first place. It never gets better

^^^ good advice.

what if that guy is just like you . . what happens then?

Some girl went around calling me a slacker back years ago because I was a gentleman with her on the first date. I actually made a move but she cautioned me so I stopped right away. She later said she expected me to press further!

see why some guys dont always take the first 'no' from a lady?  cos that No could mean 'I'm saying No so you dont think i'm an easy lay - try it again a few times and I will let you have it'

I got no limits.

You can call and I dont have to pick up. . .but please understand that I aint cheating on you or ignoring you. I'm just busy with work and cannot afford to be interrupted at that time.

It is OK to ask for intimacy whenever - you are the chosen one. But it is also ok to let you understand (with love) that this body is tired and needs some rest.

susanamand:
. . . he keep telling me his cars has been sized, house sealed and his account frozen. . . .

Obviously he is going thru a very tough time now that he has left prison. People handle this things differently . . I would likely want to keep to myself if I was going thru these kind of things too. Please try your very best not to be a pest and be encouraging in every little way you can.

I pray you get your investments back when he gets back on his feet but next time, please dont drop out of school to help someone who is almost a stranger.

It is good to help but dont hurt urself in the process.

You are a good person.

Really, why do you want to stop . . .is it because she is ur maid?

You just said she treats you nicely . .

hope you do the same too . .treat her nicely and with respect.

Mrs, Eve:
I hear ya Koyoke. You and I think alike and can understand each others joke! You ain't my husband is you? (looking in the back) Nawl, my husband don't like Gucci shoes anyways! I believe you when you said you love your wife and monogamous because we speak highly of our spouses that what people who in love and love their spouses do. So I hear ya suga! I trust my husband with my life so as he I.

does he wear shoes at all?

True,
. . . so wats ur point?

Mrs, Eve:
How dare you tell him you married Koyoke! Now he can't say you use the ho services for pleasure!

When it comes to stuff like that, I will set the record straight.

we all come here to joke and have fun but you never know who is choosing to take our lines seriously.

Some peeps on here already believe I patronize hookers because of an earlier post. . . smh

cou-gar:
but married men use bitches too. i have been told there are some certain bedroom skills the wife is not comfortbale with but a Follow will do without hassles.

Been there done that and now, staying away from escorts is my choice. Like I said earlier, I am happily married and my wife trusts me with her life.

I cannot trade that kind of trust for some wild seconds of adulterated passion, sorry.

@ Noigeeriaa.

And I am not goin to call you racist. You do not like Nigerians but you come on a Nigerian forum to talk smuc

I just want to hope thisis not the real you. Cos you do not seem like a good person.

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No sir.

I am a happily married man.

. . just enjoying Nairaland ni ojare.

Nothing but love for you ojare.

I'm just backin you up . .

. . and thanking the creator for the existence of bitches and hos

Mrs, Eve:
That alotta thunda! But on the serious note why do people make a big deal about last names?

Culture and tradition of course.

And you know how people tend to react to change

Noigeeriaa,

why dont you have anything good to say about Nigerians in foreign lands?

livedit:
You guys are cracking me up! Anyway's, there are veeerrryyyyy few people I would give my life for. I would give my life for Christ (which I already have, BUT he was the last sacrificial lamb), if I had children, my sister, and my mother. That's about it. But then again. It also depends on the circumstances too!

what about your father, brother, husband

I thought you were christlike.

ragdollz:
What kind of man just wants "straight up" sex with a girl?? That means he has no self control!!! I repeat, a man who can approach a woman for sex on the first day is a disgrace!! Is there nothing likeable about her apart from her body, that will make you want to at least know her for even 24 hrs first b4 you throw her inot bed?? No seriously some men don't know what prostitudes are for! Go to a hoe house if you want "straight up" "honest" sex, no strings attached. A normal woman on the street will NEVER be happy if a guy just comes up to her and says "I just want to sleep with you for sleeping sake". She be dog??

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there you go again. End of story

The existence of prostitutes has been justified