₦airaland Forum

Mrs, Eve:
No, I wouldn't. I values my freedom too much and I like being able to dictate with a womanliness.

You got no Nigerian values anyway so this does not apply to you. Dont let ur nairaland affiliations fool you.

and reveal my anonymousness ??

heck NO!


That's the only thing I have going for me right now

D-sense:
^^^No be me oo . . .Pls na d poster dey talk jagons . . .lol

are you scared of carolece?

^^
thank you ojare

Aloy+Emeka:
Use your dictionary.

even dictionary say the word no exist.

graychuks:
She no wan gree make i enter, she say na 4 the one wey go marry am.i don tyre.but she dey gri make i browse.

So . . are you still browsing . .or you don finally enter?

Mrs, Eve:
Why do I have a feeling that Koyoke talking about a particular Nairalander? Hmm, whatever!

Men are such liars,

hhhhmmm Maybe, I dont know, we never use our real names here do we?

but honestly Eve, I wasnt lying then. I had blue balls for real . .but yea, I may have exagerrated the pain a li'l bit

^^^

It only proves y'all cant do without us

Yorisb:
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Good MAN. Hope u dont/wont stray nevermore oh well not until she's had 5 kids at least!





Keke na pepe!

Stray ke? laiye

been there done that and settled with the right one

I cant stray . . for my own sake.

My wife IS my pulse.

^^^

seriously, what is or are pheromones?

^^^



you kuku don craze b4 b4

white garmet church girls can be beautiful o! _{some no dey wear pata for under the garment sef}

I got romantically involved with one of them back in high school days - my mohter prayed against it 

but yea, the jist around is they're demonized.

I remember almost all the married women in that church had twins and they all lost one of the twins.  the surviving one usually had dreadlocks 

and they used to fall in trances and will be kept on church grounds for 21 days.

thinking back now, I do not blame my mom.

D-sense:
LOOO . .Yeah!

good for you man. Goodluck

^^^

She tried to hook me up with some of her friends because I decided she was the one I wanted.

been together 7 years now and married for 5

what is pheromones

. . . and why not her puzzie?

^^^

Madam used to be my [/i]p.imp[/i] back in the days. 

Iyatrustee ,

OK. you may observe.

D-sense:
LOOL . .Was kidding . . .Nothing like that.
Mine was 4 yrs ago . . . After seeing staring ma cute eyes on this lovely angel of ma heart . . .Immediately i said to mayself ''Yes this is the person'' . . . . . . SO After the end of class i tryed moving close to her ,atleast chatting her up cause i also felt she was feeling so lonely and shy cause the class wasn't held in Nigeria,so it was like a strange ambience to her with harsh alteration . . . In short,The next day i moved closer to her ,Asked of her beautiful name,Why she's taking the course,Aslo cracked her some terrible and framed up jokes, blah blah blha . . .Eventually we exchanged numbers
Since then we leave for classes and leave for home together since we accidentally live close to each other.The following week ''I can recall the date but confidential'' i visited her,she was the only 1 at home her friends went clubbing.So we were talking and suddently i brought it up. , .blah blah blah '''I love you'' . , She fell about this for mins rolling on the floor laughing so hard. . . .I was like did i poo poo on my trousers . . .So she responded ''No . . no of course . .Let's keep it friends. . . .Of course i was highly dissapointed but accepted the portion temprally with aim of keeping the hope and trial up . . . . . . , We were friends for 2 years . . Pending this era ,she dated a friend of mne ''not too close to me but a friend sha'' . , .They dated for 1 yr then they broke up . . .The next week this came to ma house proposing to me indirectly but i got the code and inserted it ''Metaphorical'' . . .The door opened and ll open forever . . . Thank God for ma life . . i love her so much.

wow . . . 2 years??

like I said earlier, all is well that ends well

I take it this is the one?

^^^

All is well that ends well. Mission accomplished

I will tell you when you delete your duplicate threads! 

D-sense.

Cousin ke

Anyway, tell us how you went about it. . .

Share! 

I remember having to fake pain and shed crocodile tears so this jambite girl could agree.

She'll let me do everything else except the main thing. Of course she also wanted it but was scared.

So I had to school her on the effects of necking and not releasing - the balls start to ache real bad.

I guided her hands there and let her feel they were indeed swollen.

So. she agreed out of pity and we did it!!  

So . . how did you end up shaggin that girl who was playing hard to get ?

O O O O KKKKKKKKKKK

so . .

dayokanu:
BTW who be dis girl Jazzman?

abi o. the herbalist go sabi work well o

So . . Halle Berry aint fat but how has been been treated by men . . like a queen

pele dyt. cheer up

^^^

why you acting so bitter all over the place today . .are you ok sweetie?

Very nice!

Mrs, Eve:
How so Koyoke

How CAN you agree with me