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freecocoa:
@kokoye and ann,please before you cruxify me,that post above was supposed to be a reply to a thread,it ended up here as a mistake,so abeg make una COOL TEMPER and FYI Cocoa is not jobless.

You created a whole thread by mistake

No be me talk say you dey jobless. Na Rihanna 

since you work in oil and gas, ask her if it's ok to drill other wells while she waits

He crossed the line when he tried to force her. . . he got what he deserved 

that hurt!

but hey, the wife's loss as well . .what will happen when she's Hot - a bandaged di.ck?? 

Rihanna said it.

Jobless poster.

I heard they dont even use ring bearers anymore. . those little devils tend to lose the ring

poster, no forgot the indian hemp o.

Googles will be happy to supply a truckload

be a grinch!

^^^

that one can only come from the one and only NL ekiti prof!!

good start. your faith will surely be rewarded.

kill your best friend.

I siddon look and enjoy the 'transaction'. could get me a free bottle of beer

miss ke? nope.

I was 8 and she was 5 when we started searching for stuff in each others pants 

we are both married with kids and remain good friends.

Ujujoan:
Wht if you don't ever do it . . . even when you guys were dating? Do you still have to do it when you guys get married?

I dont know how many couples would not do it while dating (as long as they had sex) only to start asking for it after marriage

But even if, what is the true meaning of marriage? you two become one.

There are some things I may not like to do and my wife does not bug me about it. But if she insists and the stuff it not harmful or bad in anyway, I will do it. That's why I chose her to be my wife.

I also undersatand where you are coming from. and I wasnt referring to you when I was talking about those who borrow to show off. But we all know a lot of poeple do this, not because they want to, but really because it is what the 'society' expects from them in most cases.

Correct me if I am wrong, but a lot of 'this is how it is done' does not always mean it is the right way to do things.

Your words "So until we are able to change the way we do things, all we are left with is to abide by the expectations of the loved ones we wish to lay to rest."

So who is going to change these ways if we dont start it somehow . . someone needs to start. . .right?

A lot of stuff my parents did back in the days looked ok at the time but now, when they look back, those things were totally unccessary and even seem occultic, but they had to do them since it was the tradition (I am an ekiti man by the way). A lot of people have been unknowingly doomed in during childhood by these things we call culture and tradition.

I see a lot of poeple struggling to buy aso-abi even when they cannot afford it. but they have to get it somehow because it is the culture. Some of these poeple dont even have money to pay their rent but they will find money to buy 3 aso-ebis in a single month.

So why do we blame our politicians?? Our culture and tradition make it is inevitable for them not to embezzle money. If a senator or governor has a decent party, we will crucify them as money miss road or greedy and selfish. Meanwhile the poor guy only wanted to live according to his means.

Thank God for our tradition and culture - they have their good and bad sides. I have decided to move on with the good of it and drop the gabbage.

I am not trying to change your mind . . just airing my own views.

^^^

But he already said no ououoffienncee now

cut him some slack abeg

Smoking does not mean one is bad or wayward but it is a vice that dangerous to your health.

1995 val's day, this guy borrowed some money from me to buy chicken and chips for his date (not gf yet). I was infront of their hostel with some mutual friends when I the two of them walked past us with the girl holding the food pack. I heard the girl thank my boy for the chicken, they hugged and the guy came back to meet us as the girl left.

In a funny manner, I reminded the guy of the money he borrowed from me. In a swift move, he ran after the girl, brought her back outside and politely asked they they ate the chicken and chips together! !

that was funny!!! 

I was on my was to see my girl in her room on val's day - I saw this friend of mine hanging around with a card and a box of chocolates and wine bottle. I jisted with him for a while and asked why he was hanging around instead of going to his date's room. He was still at the toasting stage so no guarantees.

His words:

  " I have peek'd and notice there are other guys in her room. I will become an additional 'bobo nice' if I join them and will have no choice but to drop the gifts I got for her and leave rightaway. But I have decided not to be a bobo nice. I will hang around until they have all gone and then go into her room because we must eat this box of chocolates and drink this wine together" 

  I hung around with him for a little while only to see this girl walk past us with another suit like she did not even know this guy! Right there and then we started eating the chocolates and drinking wine. 

This was way back in 1991.

So what if he worked as a bodyguard, aprt from the fact that he denied it?

At least he worked. . .not looking for a freebie from the govt.

Is this a trick question

You'd be surprised a how many mothers and grandmothers have had abortions.

E no dey count meter and no one needs to know about it.

But please play safe sex.

There is no need to get married if you are not ready to become one.

My wife doesnt care but I will tell her if she wants to know - the western union papers are scattered all over the house anyway. I am sure there will be no problem as long as we are not struggling to send the money.

Although she makes her own money, she still tells me before she sends money to her parents. . . not because she has to. I actually once stopped her from sending money to her mom once cos it was for something we do not agree with. I spoke with her mom and she understood. But when it comes to food and health money . .we ensure they get it regularly.

That is what marriage is all about.

I understand it can be risky but that is why you want to really know your spouse before you get married.

I do not play with my parents and my wife has known this from day one.

She will become a mother-in-law some day soon by God's grace. How would she want to be treated.

^^^

obviously the seller knows you will price to death so he don rum from you.

It is 100% true.

All over the Web now.

But this particular virus has a female fan club.

It will massage your ego and penetrate anything or anyone. No ouoffience

Beneli,

If you still have a living parent (mom). Please take care of her while she is still alive. That will give you all the loving memories you need.

That is all that matters.

____________________

I bought a car for my parents, gave them befitting birthdays parties and grandkids. I also sponsored their trip and accomodation to Europe and the United States.

They are fulfilled and lived to see their kids becomes successful while they are alive. that is all that matters to them.

When they pass on to glory, their bodies will be prayed over and buried. Their souls have moved on.

I am not going to waste money and time on those bodies - I did that while they were alive and could feel it.

And I honestly wont care what anybody says.

Some people abandon their parents while alive only to borrow money for show off parties when they die. SMH

Just say No. simple.

Do it in a way that wil not leave you drench or misrable afterwards. Morrally or financially.

We need to start saying NO. . . not pleasing others at our own expense.

Thank you Sisi_Kill.

Nuff said

Culture and Religion

why dont you move back to your original place of culture and religion if that is your excuse?

Simply say you are not comfortable with it . . but dont come complaining if your spouse starts acting up. . .man or woman.

He messed up when he used the phrase 'white ladies on bikini'

I wonder who he was referring to:

Tara Reid with her messed up boobsi job and mid-section

. . or Keira Knightley with the long neck and bikini pants always sagging due to no a$$