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d bigrod:
jaybee is taken.we have just 190,mr cork,mobo on auction.pls bid for one of these guys

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-545556.0.html

How would react if you found out that MOBO444 and Mr. Cork are actually females . . and very black ones? 

tales by moonlight

so how many yoruba gels have you dated

davidayo:
. . . My name is david. pls no night callers.

You sure your are ready for a relationship . .or you dont have night minutes?

Women want to be able to call you ALL the time.

he wants extra attention. . . .maybe from you.

ask, and maybe the door will be open.

you cannot know unless you ask.

or you can go find a locksmith to make a master key for you

eve, post ur pix for a second.

ur posts are soooo queer I cant place you.

You said it yourself: Romance Is Not Love.

If you are both sure you cannot get married and you are looking for something serious, get out of it while you can.

If she is not satisfied with your looks (especially height which you got no control over), please dont force her and she'll only be dating you outta pity - leaving both you of frustrated.

MrsEve:
Yo momma!  

for real  

Sane thread.

first.

what was your response when he asked?

you evil.

^^^

I wonder who fed me with ganja

na wah o

I knew it.

what has james bond got to do with e-business

you selling that too?

johndoe200:
I don't normally agree with the poster, but let's be honest, where I come from you cannot allow the family name to die out. Girls have their uses but the bloodline and the name are too important to allow to end because of some woman

So what if it is your own fault nko

Our tradition / culture is always quick to put the responsibility of bearing males on the woman. No wonder some are forced to go bed mammy water for ogbanjes

^^^^

He will forget how to put the truck in 'park' when he sees her!

I'm sure this is a trick question

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Juvenile delinquency and infantile radicalism

you can play the 'punk in distress'

always works.

The solution to your problem can also be found in a movie titled Jenifa

Ujujoan:
Honestly . . . . he still called me six times this morning and sent a 5tupid text professing love!

If I insult him now they'll say I'm rude!

Rudeness is allowed at the right time.

Just make sure to save those call logs and txt msgs in case they are to be used as evidence or blackmail when he becomes the president 

Those things do come in very handy in times of financial need you know 

My mom almost lost her life cos she gave brith after 40yrs.

Those old people stressed her life out - they claimed I should not be the only male child. This was after I lost an elder brother so it was just me and 2 sisters. My mom tried twice and still had girls.

Where are those old people now? all dead!

Bottomline, live your life cos you can never satisfy humans.

they have a point though.

^^^

And she'll reply with 'take the hint'

But too bad he still wont

vital information or vital statistics or curriculum vitae    

She don want you.

aduro tini l'ojo isoro - our help in time of need

Oba afuni masiregun - The God does not demand returns for investments