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You never really appreciate what you almost had until you lose it.

you want her now that she's with someone else.

sorry she's lost forever poopoo

queeneve:
Koyoke,

Bite me! (laughing) That why you bald headed!

not ma fault sweetness.

my dad caused it

his own dad caused his

gagool was the main source.  

queeneve:
Koyoke,

Did you take care of that situation that you was supposed to take care of, REMEMBER?

queeneve:
It not required to answer questions on Nairaland

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@ poster.

Did you get the pictures from skyscraper city?

It is advisable for you to include the links so you dont look like a shoplifter.

thanks

yes o. she's my cutie

you don craze o queenie.

ch ch ch chiaaa 

my bald is se . . .  

^^^

calm down man. I was just playing with you.

Dont take stuff like this too seriously or you'll hurt urself.

are you new to nairaland? . . there's a lot of humor here.

no vex abeg.

Like I said earlier, she aint even peed on the damn stick yet!

so what's the stress about?

Ha! I have deeeep reservations about black n blue peeps.

_{wait, what the heck is black and blue}

run

you can never win.

old, bald

Mygoldie:
you want to destroy her womb,so that no man will go close to her later abi??
witch doctor.

it was just a suggestion na.

no be in dey find help?

person wey never even sure say she pregnant

give her alum and kaun bilala joined together inside krest soft drink

wey the guys now?

poster.

wahala siddon jeje, yo dey find am.

small time now you go say na ur village people dey do you.

You need Jesus.

can we please see a picture of the bosoms in question?

we will use it as evidence for / against her.

That will help in giving a perfect advice.

getting my gloves, helmet and shoulder pads ready . . cos I know I'm gonna need 'em.


no hitting below the belt

Go n get married at the Synagogueee of all nations.

A word is enough for the wise.

hey queenie . . .where were you y/day?


could not find anyone to look for my trouble

She aint even peeeed on the damn stick yet!!

Calm down abeg.

It just happened y/day . . so she's pregnant already

^^^

Na wah o. You find dey my posts all over Nairaland

are you a politician?

the lady with the spikes . . hope you are enjoying ur special day.

peace n love again

Spiky babbyyyyyy . . happy birthday to you.

peace n love

she called it a quit cos you provided her all she needs.

bobo nice.

better luck next time.

whether you like it or not I must give my advice!

- go to her hometown and build a house for her parents

- send her younger ones to school

- buy her a BlackBerry so she can have a BB PIN to pose with.

- send her loads of money and ur pictures of course.

- learn her language. damn!

overnight cooking you mean?

ladies first.

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- No oofeince

- Furry Azz

- heavenly feeling
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The phrases are being abused.   

Every night.

Make the special banga or ogbona soup for him early in the day and I assure you: there will be no problem at night.

No much action can be gotten from us when we eat heavy and late.

Yes ma'am. that stuff is always in my fridge.

Thanks to a loving wife who also likes to cook.

is that a parachute or bedsheet?

I guess that belongs to a maturity girlfirend