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. . . make you laugh and earn some money of course.

And you did just that!

If they can tolerate it, then all well and good.

cos I tolerate theirs too

What does giving the opposite s.ex candy have to do with being greedy  

ur d.ick next.

Thanks. I'm being mindful about it . . that's why I created this thread.

Like I mentioned, no one has said anything about it, and I think they would if they really had a problem with it.

I have a friend who literarily had to go eat in his car because others around his cubicle went to talk to him . .he went to the breakroom and the people there were frowning as well when he started started stirring his food.

My own never reach that level.

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You got it all wrong. Read the post again hon.

I won!

Yup, we dey chew lips.

But not the one you're referring to.

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your mouth like chewing stick.

manage-a-trois

Simple.

Just keep flatterning them.

'you are the only d'banj in my kokolette'

'if tu-face saw you, he would denounce all his baby mamas'

'ur smile will clean up oshodi'

'ur beauty is that of genevieve, baba suwe and jenifa combined'

I will say this again.

She does not want you to use those mails against her in future.

Go ask Tiger Woods.

When we starting dating (matured folks), I went with my lady to her aunties place. She introduced me as her boy-friend and I reacted in a funny manner cos I did not even expect it to come up.

When we left the place she asked if I woulda preferred she introduced me as 'friend' instead of 'boyfriend' to her aunt.

I took a looong look at her and thought; sure, boyfriend to this lady sounds much better.

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Kiss - Yes.

Slobbing - No ma.

kenis:
This is good. I will like to work with all the so called most popular posters. The Enugu-Onisha road is under a construction. We need boys who will grade and dig gutters from Awka-Enugu. Rather than spend 17hr for "most popular post" they will only spend 10hr a day. This is due to Federal Gov. concern for the creation of more jobs for the most popular posters in Nl. The "most popular post" gals should be immediately deployed to Ota farm to help and breed out more pigs that will be used for next yrs independent celebration.

That's called 'giving back' or 'community service'.

sign me up.  

- errm, that would be called cheating.

Put yourself in her husband's shoes.

you will not be able to resist this kinda urge.

RUN

Oh . . now he removed his profile pix.

A se oo ti e le.

Man up and put it back up there. No be you dey find woman?

I give up then.

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got nothing but love for you girl

D-sense:
U meant she's not sane

Was Fela sane?

Na smoke she go just dey smoke you 

the guy even has a profile picture. He means business o.

Needs to be moved to the dating and meet-up zone.

Sane 

Love must truly be blind
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I'm not. just asked a simple question.

You guys are here talking about him despite the fact that he does not know any of you.

that's what's up.

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I think she is not attracted to him in any way whatsoever.

That can be tough.

Chaircover,

Maybe God continue to bless you and increase your wisdom.

You truly inspire others to be strong, black women.  Unfortunately, a lot do not know what that phrase truly means.

Thank you.

spikedcylinder:
I doubt it. Nigerians are 'conservative'. Whatever that means.

True for some.

I was at a valentine's day event with my wife a few years ago - Nigerian gathering.

Some couples were called out and were asked to unwrap candy with only their mouths. The couple that took longest at it won.

Strage enough, a lot of people did, even the very elderly ones.

I just took my wife's hands and walked off the stage - I aint the type that will slob on my wife publicly, though I see nothing wrong with it.

Three words will solve your problems:

MOUNTAIN - OF - FIRE

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Rep: Thanks for calling. How many I help you?

Customer: Your service is crap, my phone is not working . . you guys are useless . .fix my phone now before I sue you f.ools %%#&#&%$&$&$!!!

Rep: Sorry about that sir. I can easily fix your problem. Please press the red key that says 'end' on your phone.
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