₦airaland Forum

think we should create a thread for Nairaland slangs

I love the bounce when 'in use'

aint love supposed to be blind

marriage - overrated in my opinion.

children - the fewer the better so there's much more love and wealth around to raise them

education - well, get the damned thing to keep some tails from wagging.

employments - of course. we need our bills to get paid . . and save for the raininy day 

religion - same regilion for me. that's all that matters

sex - hell yea 

family values - if you love me, you must love and respect my family. cos I will do the same for yours.

spikedcylinder:
Ahahahahahaha!!!!
Egbon, don't ever ever ever make me think of you as a sexual being again.

lol

You crack me up.

See there, one of the downsides of truly knowing your nairaland friends. 

Na so I don old reach ?

Yes. as long as it's long distance

^^^ lol

I got one on right nowww

we good ojare.

how ur love dovey man doing?

iice:
[color=#9900ff]lol. It means gbam [/color]

No wonder.  

'gbam' sure aint on google.  

instead of you to be importing adult diapers

^^^

I searched for the meaning of 'ding ding ding' on google but couldnt find it.

explain yaself incase the post deserves a response.

@ poster.

is this a trick question

true love exists.

you both just have to work at it cos it sure wont be easy all thru.

^^^

world boxing championship!

googles, I bet you use some of the ganga on your 'hair'

googles,

is that you in the pix for real?

Oh my indian-hemp sweetness!

Mygoldie:
i dont have a scientific calculator,maybe i'll give it to mobo444 then.hope say him know book sha.

Mobo's doing a life research on african women's sexuality in the U.K.

go figure

preposterous & perfidious.

Na you do define those words o.

Mygoldie:
u no serious ooh, who you dey give that kind mathematical work to do?? abi you be retired primary school teacher??

lazy lazy.

go use a scientific calculator or enter it in google.

or give it to MOBO444. He is very smart

^^^

what's ur point?

reality just told you to shut up. . .sir!

Mygoldie:
mr Poster is 45, FACT!!!

Reality said I'm 14, you said i'm 45.

add the two figures, divide by 2.92, add 17 then use the almighty formular to find the correct answer

190 don vex o.

_____________________

^^^

na! ink nerd is still in her 20s.

^^^

really really.

reality, you are almost correct.

I wear adult nappies though.

Bros yee, this your post tooo long for friday afternoon o.

abeg you fit summarize am small? thanks 

D-sense:
Bring your head over make i brake am for u .Dense !!!!1

head wey don bald siiiiiince

Can you guess poster ages' from their threads or posts?

^^^

You be monster again? 

_{at least I respond to your thread}

poster,

With a thread like this, I can tell that you are either in

i - cairo

ii - egypt

iii - north africa


choose one 

she be obaje, not ogbanje.

she cool.

thought this thread was moved to the 'Crimes' section