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what the . . . . OSANOGBUAAAAAAAA

maedan:
So if a child wants to put their hand inside fire, you'll comply because they want it? Some guys have no sense of value in this society. How would you feel if it was your sister/daughter?

As long as she is older than 18, she is free to do as she likes. I can only advice her and hope for the best.

But this aint coming from a female. It is coming from a guy and I will advice based on what's he's typed here.

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No. 1 egusi fan in da house!!!

with friend beef and ponmo cut in tiny bits.

. .add iru and panla and I'm all yours!!

Kill Wale

'maturity girlfriend' indeed

maedan:
Don't see anything glamorous in gas-ing in public . Gosh, I remember there was a chap that was asking me out for months in uni. We lived in the same off-campus flats, and I had this rule against in-house dating . OK so one day I decided to accept a lift cos I needed to run around the shops. He was kind to spend the whole day "driving" me around. This is a chap that claims to be sooo neat and used to yab me for my sometimes untidy flat. So imagine to my surprise when, just as he was about to drop me off, I started to smell a disgusting whiff in the car. I mean the smell is the slow-to-register kind, takes a minute to fully settle in the air. OMGGG!!! I almost jumped out of the moving car. The smell was like his insides must be rotting . Of course I yabbed him about it but being a guy, he played it cool. Needless to say, he was ashamed to look me in the eye after that. In fact no toasting for him again. Not that I was ever interested but that farting in the car really pissed me off, haba. Even with the windows down the damage had been done: once inhaled, the smell is unforgettable. Talk about scarred for life!

Haba, you for take am easy now . . you no dey fart ni?

The thing dropped by mistake I'm sure

^^^ why not on here. what kind of words cant you talk about in public 

Ileke-IdI:
You just reminded me, I need to cook iyan/ogbona soup tonight. Gotta go defrost the ponmo and beef.

Yup, you can never never go wrong with ponmo when it's cooked right.

My wife also puts 'iru' inside.

Heaven !! 

Oh my.

Must you marry an ekiti man? na soso iyan, egusi and eran igbe go just dey smell for ur house.

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Conscience ke? Sorry that does not apply in this case . . again as long as she wants it.

Here comes the nasty part.

What if the plan was to let out gas but unfortunately it comes out wet?

wow . .you dug it out. nice!

there are a bunch of other symbolic names.

You are on your own with ur 8th child o.

Are you competing with octomum?

As long as she wants it . . calm her down and do it.

or someone else will and she will call you a slacker!

Typing from experience.

Ileke-IdI:
LOL I thought Ige were given to kids who were born with umbilical cords around their neck.

Ige is for extra burnt black

You know what? those with the cords could be the ones called 'Aina'

Again I aint too sure. .

Ileke-IdI:
se o moh awon oruko ekiti n?

I really cant say we got special names.  All I know is that most of us are givin 'orikis' in addtion to our mane names. Most orikis are given by our grandparents and they have special meanings.

Apeke, Ajike, Akanbi, Abeni, Alamu, Ajoke . . . .

Yep, Toyin's universal.

I was referring to the other two names. . sorry.

Ileke-IdI:
Not sure what names are only found in Ekiti, but these are the common names

Toyin
Aina
Ige
etc

The names you mentioned here are not ekiti names - they are names given to babies who were delivered in a special manner.

Especially Aina and Ige.

Other examples are Taiye, Kehinde, Alaba, Idowu, . . . . .

I know Ige is given to babies who are very very dark skinned.

I think Aina is given to kids who came out with the legs first. . . not sure though.

We were given a 5-question math test in my second yr of high school. . . the whole thing looked like gibberish to me.

I was still trying to sort out the first question when the teacher said '10 minutes more'!

I felt a tingling and had my very first o.rgasm.

Damn, It Was Good!

I once did that when I was like 12years old and the fan burst into flames.

I felt like a champion until my sister told me she turned off the main switch.

very funny.

nice pic though.

your people are tribalistic racists.

carry your yansh to the culture section and be fed by the likes of your people. 

oh damn!

queeneve:
Hmmm, I don't do white men, so Negger can have his your legs

Arnold is white?

he cant even say 'i'll be back'

nasty . . . .

asko

e don pain am

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Does hubby know you're cheating on him with nairaland.com?

^^^

nose loaded with pre-winter buggers.

be my guest.

queeneve:
I can imagine Koyoke,

I hope you kept them yam legs, I wanna feel them if you don't mind and the wifey doesn't have to know

I lent them to schwarzenegger for a movie shoot - he never gave them back.

better still, you and mobo444