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I see you swing both ways . . even better.

The more the merrier.

you wait until wedding night to find out your spouse is HIV +ve.

go cook up another story to create a thread.

Maybe i regretted asking her out while we were dating (like that useless office romance)

But not after we parted ways.

Wow.

Chima is fast losing her sharp tongue

The joys of motherhood

tlops:
For it is written: "Be glad, O barren woman, who bears no children; break forth and cry aloud, you who have no labor pains; because more are the children of the desolate woman than of her who has a husband." Gal4:27

Sing, O barren woman, you who never bore a child; burst into song, shout for joy, you who were never in labor; because more are the children of the desolate woman than of her who has a husband," says the LORD.

You should learn to accept the things you cannot change. RIP.

Seeing this for the first time . . really.

The African pentecostal church even makes it seem like there is no place for barren women in heaven

Thanks for posting this passage.

her reward is in heaven

Nope.

we just realised we were better friends than lovers.

we had to date to realise that.

still friends.

Mrs, Chima:
Who me?

that was my response to Sijo01.

all these oyinbo people sef.


what happened to:

akara burger

ogi and moin moin (elemi meje)

bread and tea (in a biig cup). you dip the bread into the tea and suck it before you eat it. 

koko

kunu

slimyem:
shut it!

I wont tell. your secret.

^^^

NO!

I no be belewu

^^^

OK. fine.

wet dream nko?

that aint intentional

Mrs, Chima:
Why I have to be a hot NaughtyWoman?

Nairaland changed it.  I wrote "h[i]orny biit[/i]ch"

Mrs, Chima:
Come to think of it, those bagged water are not pure. Just saying.

Trudat.

Buy original pure water by typhoid fever.

Mr, Cork:
Mrs, Chima (f). u still loookin for someone to toast u? keep dreamin!

No NO nO no. She doesnt wait for the toast.

She grab them. Then TAKE them

_{Hot bitch}

^^^

what else do you except them to do in the outdoor cold?

I'm sure he cant find a job as a bus conductor aor a bus washer under the bridge. 

cant be that bad in lagos, except you dont want to do it.

really.

Kudos to the wife. . . .they got kids so she cant really do much.

Sounds harsh, but that is the reality of life.  Save a little from that and they cant move on to better things.

Ask God.

They did not float.

dem swimmers did a TOUCHDOWN! 

no one would know . .

would look like you . . same last name . .same grandparents. . .

kini big deal kini big deal

sebi sebi we on fire

freakazoid

ogugua88:
Lol kokoye

It's true. I made the first moves (verbal) on a boyfriend as he was unsure, which is fine. Guys can get extremely nervous and shy when they're around someone they care about; trying to make things perfect and such. Sometimes a little unconventionality is needed lol.

The "hard to get" mentality is a bit foolish. It's funny when the guy moves on. You see them frowning and squeezing face, even though they did everything they could to discourage him.

If you see what you like, whether you're a man or woman, go for it, as he or she may not be here tomorrow.

See there. I was right about you.

I could kind put a profile on you from your posts on this forum.

Make sure you bring up your daughter this way (whenever she comes )

confidence. knowing what you want and going for it.

how difficult is that?

^^^

I believe ogugua88. Maybe cos I dont think she was raised with that kinda mentality.

^^^

you'd be surprised it works.

slimyem:
yep.i've dated like two virgin guys in the past and i loved it cuz(my opinion).

You sound like a nanny or housemaid who abused her oga's little boys

does daily w[i]anki[/i]ng disqualify the male virgin status

Onegai:
Or it could be you pick that call, in the middle of your gist, he tells all the fun stuff he and his ex did, you freak out (yes, people have been telling recently to go get laid by random dudes because you're boring, yet also advice you to go to church after!), you say "let's be friends". He stops calling often, you two have a misunderstanding (nothing like BBm to make a sentence sound worse than in real life), you tell him you like him and, crickets.
That's why we don't pick up that call. because being too caring is WORSE than not caring at all

did you actually read and understand the original post?

_{another case of infantile delinquency}

all in the family.

kini big deal