₦airaland Forum

she said it was incomplete?


why not send her a youtube video of the proposition then?

that might work.

Mrs, Chima:
Hell a feather give you a hard on without trying.

Very wrong answer.

Viagra does . .and kola-nut

Mr, Cork:
Correction. The babes I saw when I came to Nigeria on holiday looked hungry. In fact, One of them walked up to me and asked if I could give her moiney to buy pop corn

The crowd you hang around. smh

~Bluetooth:
Will you prefer fat monique to these people ?

I listed the body types I like . .so how can I prefer Monique to them


Anyway, she has those who like her the way she is . . so.

Mr, Cork:
yea but they are Americans. You dont such such babe in Nigeria. (no ofeince)

lol clown

Maybe in your own country

Not my own naija. plenty fleshy babes.

plenty

Kim K, Beyounce, Kenya Moore. Even Amber Rose

Those babes give you a hard on without trying

I bet most of the posters here are juveniles.

Una eye go soon clear.

The defense mechanism / self esteem issues post - on point.

Funny thread.

How can I miss any food when I am in my native land . .with multiples and yet to be discovered food. Suya, kundi, agbalumo, dod ipekere, akara osu with bread ogbomosho !!!!

bebe2:
OH, i forget kebab and chinese buffet

There's kebab and chinese buffet in naija. you have to find it and be ready to pay for it.

learn how to swim or enter public ferry without life jacket . . just in case.

. . .and dont be surprised to be people 'taking a dung' from the bridge into the water.

You sef fit do am if the thing catch you. Na free for all o -  no let them charge you

More hygenic than the public toilets around.

If your tyre goes out on top 3rd mainland bridge at night, no stop o!

drive the car with the rim till you reach gas station for iyano oworo or alapere

. . . always hold your change when taking public transportation. Or else, dem go join you together with person and you'll have to buy tomtom or mirinda to get the now even reduced change.

. . and learn how to hold your breadth inside a crowded molue. Orisirisi iso / body odour / mouth odor / armpit odor

If you are in a human traffic and you hear a female voice saying 'obe l'ori yin o', make you change direction quickly. Especially if you are all dressed up for an interview.  The woman is warning you to move, before she pours the hot stew she is carrying on your head.

True life story.

kokoye:
Learn how to jump on or off a molue in motion . . .

Serendipity:
waiting? comot jor.
Una dey tall dis thing as if say motor no dey stop for Lag. Ha!

lol. which one come be your own . . no be advice I give?

Abegi ojare poster, take this from some ibadan boy wey don fall yakata for ground while trying to get off a moving LTSC bus at yaba.

Learn how to jump on or off a molue in motion . . .

fellis:
See people going 'shine your eye'
'shine your eye'
is there anywhere you go without shining eye before?
@OP, Its no big deal. Lagos isnt all that. Just take any other precautions you would take for any other place.

you dont have to shine your eye when going to ilogbo-ekiti

You shine your hoe and cutlass

Lust is stronger.

See how far people are going to get the money and power to catch men or women and obtain temporary satisfaction.

Lust also drives the ecomony whether we like it or not.

True love is almost non-existent but lust is here to stay forever.

go to the toll gate and settle the three white maquerades. put ur money in your underwear as you take transportation . .then shine your eyes

Happy birthday dude. Enjoy. God bless.

No.

depends on you . . are you going to feel bad about it?

it's just what you are used to.

most Nigerians (myself included) are not adventurous

^^^



You just had to post the comment twice. na so you dey vex reach?

Funny . . you think people will just come crying to you for sex. The mood has to be right

Btw, you sound like the violent type. there are tricks for your type as well.

indeed. we are cold blooded somamabitches

Mrs, Chima:
If you like olives or cherries in your margaritas_{Ms. Koyoisha.}

Yes I do.

I also like to be the one looking at the ceiling

Mrs, Chima:
I knew you were a batty boy!

what DONT you know?

I would cry to fool seduce a woman.

Mrs, Chima:
Koyoke tried to seduce me only wearing a bow tie and some footies.

Add my bald spot

it worked. how many kisses have you blown to me on NL?

dont understand your statement in the title . . clarify

child slavery in my opinion.

Can we please discuss this based on the facts on the post and not what ifs?

Is this a good reason not to be open and honest with your spouse?

If you think your spouse is not making the right moves, why doint you talk about it and work it out before goin solo on the side?

Again, I see no valid reason why anyone would do this without the spouse's knowledge.

Keyword here being spouse, not husband or wife. We are equal in every way.

She is perfect for cooking what I love to eat.

efo riro with egusi . . .with iru (shear butter seed), ponmo, panla, snails and designer stew (with tiny bits of for fried beef) + hard eba or pounded yam.

Friday / Sunday Nights - she makes my magarita the way I love it.

my oh my . . .

I forgot to say she is an investment banker . . and a mother