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FamilyRe: I Beat Up My Husband Because He Is Irresponsible by kokoye(m): 7:40pm On Jul 01, 2011
Just funny to me that some people here are making fun of the man for running.

what if he had retaliated . . what would you all be saying??
FamilyRe: I Beat Up My Husband Because He Is Irresponsible by kokoye(m): 6:12pm On Jul 01, 2011
OK. so I guess it is OK for a woman to beat a man in some situations now.

arent we all just hypocrites??
RomanceRe: My True Love Is A Virgin: Now That I Know Am Scared by kokoye(m): 6:02pm On Jul 01, 2011
Go and read the book 'virgin sex for dummies'

I bet it has a yellow cover
FamilyRe: Help! He Chews While Asleep by kokoye(m): 9:55pm On Jun 30, 2011
As an alternative to Dayo's crazy idea,

Roll a piece of paper, insert one end into his mouth and light the other end.

The guy go need some drag to quench his hunger.
FamilyRe: Help! He Chews While Asleep by kokoye(m): 9:53pm On Jun 30, 2011
dayokanu:
Next time he does it, Whooze am better slap.

People dey hungry and he dey sneak go chop for dream.

or make you chook cloth for him mouth
cheesy cheesy

my colleagues are wondering why I'm laughing so hard!
RomanceRe: Romantic Ideas Room by kokoye(m): 9:18pm On Jun 30, 2011
@ op

you need to revise your original post . . too vague
RomanceRe: Romantic Ideas Room by kokoye(m): 9:16pm On Jun 30, 2011
The guy don run sef . . .you don chase am. I bet he's some 16yr old somewhere
RomanceRe: Romantic Ideas Room by kokoye(m): 9:15pm On Jun 30, 2011
^^^

I bet if he can chat you up, romance will become a part of his life. wink
RomanceRe: Romantic Ideas Room by kokoye(m): 9:13pm On Jun 30, 2011
^^^

asin, you know, wen den, woreva, woooot grin
CelebritiesRe: Dbanj And 2face by kokoye(m): 9:11pm On Jun 30, 2011
^^^^

Define the word 'razz'. Naija peeps just use the word anyhow

I'm sure neither of these guys qualify. It is show business and theyre taking your money and attention to the bank
RomanceRe: Romantic Ideas Room by kokoye(m): 9:09pm On Jun 30, 2011
perfect idea:

Chat up Babe!







grin
RomanceRe: Romantic Ideas Room by kokoye(m): 9:07pm On Jun 30, 2011
spell s e x
RomanceRe: When A Lady Says You Are Choking Me. What Does It Mean? by kokoye(m): 8:02pm On Jun 29, 2011
Mrs.Chima:
Whatever Negro! When I drop these babies I will be running faster than you! angry tongue

I be good and you? Missed you. kiss
Babie[b]s[/b]?? shocked shocked smiley

damn igbo man!! grin
RomanceRe: When A Lady Says You Are Choking Me. What Does It Mean? by kokoye(m): 6:38pm On Jun 29, 2011
Mrs.Chima:
How's she chocking herself? She obviously made it CLEAR that she is interested in a steady relationship AND HE stated that he is not ready. WTF. huh huh

Koyoke, did they eat your pounded yams last night and you still pissed?
Jamaican yams babyyy . . .that's why I can run real fast right now tongue

How you be?
RomanceRe: . by kokoye(m): 6:37pm On Jun 29, 2011
Are you ready to go against what her dad says . .and damn all consequences?

your choice . . .ultimately.
RomanceRe: Man Wants A Baby: So Soon! by kokoye(m): 6:04pm On Jun 29, 2011
kpolli:
green card
190:
grin grin grin

[size=28pt]GREEN CARRD!!! grin grin grin [/size]
Most guys who marry for such purposes DO NOT want to have a child involved. child support

so . .wrong answer
RomanceRe: Is It Possible? (I'm 16, She's 16, We're JAMBites. Will We Make It?) by kokoye(m): 5:58pm On Jun 29, 2011
Sorry bros, but NO, you wont make it.

Why: - you cannot be thinking of marriage with some girl @ this stage of your live. Wrong move. . .very.





except maybe, if you face your studies and strive to get those things which will make her stay attracted to you.
RomanceRe: When A Lady Says You Are Choking Me. What Does It Mean? by kokoye(m): 5:54pm On Jun 29, 2011
She is the one 'chocking' herself.

If she wants you, she should say the word and stop confusing herself by expecting you to say it.

On the flip side, are you sure she really likes you for you? you mentioned she ignored you before you got the award
Christianity EtcRe: Riches and the Eye of the Camel by kokoye(op): 8:29pm On Jun 21, 2011
Again, Matthew 19:24 ought to sort it all out . .except were not reading from the same bible . .or it is no longer the standard:


And again I say unto you, It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God.

Try pushing a camel thru the eye of a needle.
Christianity EtcRe: Riches and the Eye of the Camel by kokoye(op): 6:33pm On Jun 21, 2011
^^ got you. wink
Christianity EtcRe: Riches and the Eye of the Camel by kokoye(op): 6:18pm On Jun 21, 2011
^^^

huh If only I understood your words. sarcasm?
Christianity EtcRe: Riches and the Eye of the Camel by kokoye(op): 6:16pm On Jun 21, 2011
God help us.
RomanceRe: What Do You Do When Your Friend Tells. You This by kokoye(m): 5:36pm On Jun 21, 2011
BABE!:
Pls cite your source next time---- Sir Shina Peters! wink
Really Shina Peters sang it toohuh I sang off the top of my head o! grin

You dis babe sef . . you be ijinle pam pam
RomanceRe: What Do You Do When Your Friend Tells. You This by kokoye(m): 5:10pm On Jun 21, 2011
money for hand . . back for ground . . omoge you fine o . . baby o . . .omoge you fine ye ye ye . . baby o.

You can be Mr World o, you can be Mr Africa . .You can be Mr Nigeria . . .without money, nothing can be done.


jobless
FamilyRe: After Our Introduction, She Wants To Leave Me! by kokoye(m): 4:59pm On Jun 21, 2011
She cheated on you . . and now she is using reverse psychology. . . .and it sure is working.

Now you are the one begging!!!

wow. . .
Christianity EtcRe: Riches and the Eye of the Camel by kokoye(op): 3:26pm On Jun 21, 2011
So my question is: why do the same people who live in and out of the bible try to pile up wealth and riches here on earth?
Christianity EtcRiches and the Eye of the Camel by kokoye(op): 2:44pm On Jun 21, 2011
Matthew 19:24:

       And again I say unto you, It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God.

Mark 10:25:

     It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God.

____________________________

For those of us who read the the bible and believe in every word (especially in the new testament), I believe we have come accross these passages a few times, although it may not be mentioned that much again in our 'new world' churches.  But I believe those words are self explanatory.

  I tried to force a camel to pass thru the eye of a needle and it was impossible.

  Heck, I even tried to pass a needle thru the eye of a camel and it was unimaginable
   

I agree it is tough to pass thru this world as a poor man (poverty is now a curse - you must be a sinner if you are not wealthy) - John the Baptist would be stoned to death if he came to this new world cos he would be looked upon as poor and evil.

I think the issue is that, once you pile up wealth, your focus changes from the kingdown of God to maintaining that wealth . .just my thought.
RomanceRe: Between A Rock And A Hard Place by kokoye(m): 9:41pm On Jun 20, 2011
upendo 98:
^^
so are u Auctioning her? to the only bidder?
Again, the deed has been done. He will never be able to get back the honey that was taken from that pot.

so why not at least get something for the sale you did not know about. .or approve of?

This is reality.
RomanceRe: I'm Afraid Of Marriage by kokoye(m): 9:38pm On Jun 20, 2011
upendo 98:
^^^
She just said up there she not ready to get marriage.She only has unknown fears.
I always say,If u aren't fulfilled as a single person you will never be fulfilled as a married person.
This expecting smbody to come and change your life is wht ruins evrything cz reality is diffrent.
Somebody only comes to add value ,Tht means u must have some value already.
The question I asked was not for her . . it was just the start of my opinion

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