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Romance › Re: Fool by kokoye(m): 5:04pm On Jun 13, 2011
. . no mind her ojare. what's wrong with being a 'fool in love'? wink

sebi love is supposed to make us blind and do stupid things!
Romance › Re: Fool by kokoye(m): 5:03pm On Jun 13, 2011
[quote author=Mr, Cork link=topic=689474.msg8511168#msg8511168 date=1307978027] present or "Presence"?? maybe she hates your English undecided [/quote]grin grin
Health › Glaucoma Treatment In Lagos by kokoye(op): 2:45pm On Jun 13, 2011
Hey guys,

I heard there is a very reliable and state-of-the-art treatment center for Glaucoma in Lagos. Does anyone have information about this center?

Please share, and thanks
Health › Re: What Is The Main Ingredient In Fertility Pills? by kokoye(m): 9:15pm On Jun 10, 2011
^^^

ask ur babe darkskin wink
Health › Re: What Is The Main Ingredient In Fertility Pills? by kokoye(m): 8:41pm On Jun 10, 2011
[quote author=Mrs.Chima link=topic=687638.msg8495603#msg8495603 date=1307732630]Oh my goodness! You eat CHURCH'S FRIED CHICKEN KOYOKE? THAT poo IS NOT REAL![/quote]cheesy  cheesy

I dont . . but I know what it does to dem females

Go check out some booty talk series if you dont know what i'm talking about  grin
Romance › Re: How Can I Get My Ex-girl Friend Back by kokoye(m): 6:50pm On Jun 10, 2011
go to Bar Beach at 12 noonand take an unclothed bath. Do this once a day for 7 days and you will witness wonders.
Health › Re: What Is The Main Ingredient In Fertility Pills? by kokoye(m): 6:46pm On Jun 10, 2011
jamaican cocoyam and Church's fried chicken
Nairaland General › Re: Do Women Fart? by kokoye(m): 6:45pm On Jun 10, 2011
I have. . . several time sef.

And to your other point, guys fart loud because it is enjoyable . . the same way we sneeze aloud wink
Politics › Re: Corruption Should Carry Death Sentence by kokoye(m): 6:34pm On Jun 10, 2011
[quote author=EzeUche! link=topic=687598.msg8494301#msg8494301 date=1307719438]Corruption is a disease in Nigeria that is slowly killing the country.[/quote]I beg to disagree with the word "slowly"
Family › Re: Can I Have Two Maids Of Honor? by kokoye(m): 6:32pm On Jun 10, 2011
^^^
grin grin
Family › Re: Can I Have Two Maids Of Honor? by kokoye(m): 4:02pm On Jun 10, 2011
as you like it.

you can also have them in 3D
Romance › Re: Every Day by kokoye(m): 3:55pm On Jun 10, 2011
what the heck happened to burantashi huh
Programming › Re: Simple Code Challenge: C#, Java, C, C++ by kokoye(m): 8:40pm On Jun 09, 2011
Jesus Christ!

I am a consultant in the telecom sector but a stark illiterate on this thread

oh well . .that's life
Romance › Re: For Guys Only! Check Out My Profile Picture by kokoye(op): 5:15pm On Jun 09, 2011
^^^

whatever

Now I just do the old man's ghetto hokey pokey grin
Romance › Re: For Guys Only! Check Out My Profile Picture by kokoye(op): 1:41pm On Jun 09, 2011
[quote author=Mrs.Chima link=topic=686158.msg8483654#msg8483654 date=1307593907]Aww. Koyoke is sooooo cuuuuuuute! I didn't know you can dance! shocked shocked shocked shocked

Who is the father? lipsrsealed[/quote]Yea . . that was me like 35 years ago . . when I could still dance. Now I just move from left to right wink

DNA revealed Mr. Chima as the father tongue
Romance › Re: For Guys Only! Check Out My Profile Picture by kokoye(op): 1:39pm On Jun 09, 2011
upendo 98:
The Power of Reverse Psychology.When you put the title to read 'For guys only' what happens to the female mind? You arouse curiosity and I can assure you that more women will check it out as compared to men. The reverse is also true. Tell a kid not to lick sugar and he will go like 'why' then the temptation. Good video though. What a shame to the lady.
wink grin grin
Romance › Re: How Do I Get My Self-confidence Level Up? by kokoye(m): 10:18pm On Jun 08, 2011
upendo 98:
When somebody looks at the pic, the first thing that comes into their mind is 'what is he dancing to'? And that text in blue can be interpreted in several ways.One being 'you are not God'.The other could be 'yeah am dancing but so what? you are not my daddy'.3rd is a bit sensitive. Are you conveying a message to somebody? something like 'Hes my baby not yours'.
ok.

the guy's dancing becasue DNA evidence has cleared him of being the father of an unwanted child. He does not have to worry about a baby . . or think of paying child support

. . . and that's why he's crunk.
Romance › Re: How Do I Get My Self-confidence Level Up? by kokoye(m): 9:58pm On Jun 08, 2011
lol

glad you prefer it.

read the blue text . .that's the humor in it.
Romance › Re: No Respect For A Lady's Beauty Sleep! by kokoye(m): 9:57pm On Jun 08, 2011
So, . .you dont have any problems going back to sleep once your sleep has been disturbed then, I guess?

cos that's why I turn off my ringer.
Fashion › Re: What Do Nigerian Guys Think Of: by kokoye(m): 9:55pm On Jun 08, 2011
cant stand wigs angry
Romance › Re: Why Do People Tell Me I'm Beautiful/ Pretty But I Don't Think I Am? by kokoye(m): 9:50pm On Jun 08, 2011
pervert
Fashion › Re: What Do Nigerian Guys Think Of: by kokoye(m): 9:49pm On Jun 08, 2011
like . . who cares about the hair as long as it's kept tidy huh
Romance › Re: Why Will My Girl Refuse To Kiss? by kokoye(m): 9:46pm On Jun 08, 2011
^^^
grin grin
Romance › Re: For Guys Only! Check Out My Profile Picture by kokoye(op): 9:39pm On Jun 08, 2011
^^^

read the text in blue . .
Romance › Re: No Respect For A Lady's Beauty Sleep! by kokoye(m): 9:39pm On Jun 08, 2011
Pweety4me:
[color=#550077]That is not the point, if i didn't pic up it would be disturbing me loook this is not about me sha,

Would you like someone interrupting your sleep?[/color]
No.

And I take prevention moves . . like turning off the phone ringer wink
Romance › For Guys Only! Check Out My Profile Picture by kokoye(op): 9:32pm On Jun 08, 2011
. . . the best DNA result a guy can get  grin
Romance › Re: What Should I Do? by kokoye(m): 9:30pm On Jun 08, 2011
"it is not you, it is me"
Romance › Re: No Respect For A Lady's Beauty Sleep! by kokoye(m): 9:29pm On Jun 08, 2011
^^^

sweet dreams maybe wink
Romance › Re: Why Will My Girl Refuse To Kiss? by kokoye(m): 9:27pm On Jun 08, 2011
you dey bite am be dat o . .or you dey suck am too much.

sofry sofry

you can graze but dont bite
Romance › Re: How Do I Get My Self-confidence Level Up? by kokoye(m): 9:22pm On Jun 08, 2011
upendo 98:
No no, relax relax.Don't even change it cz I cant go there again since I already got a migraine attack yesterday when I looked.I just can't erase those digits crisscrossing my mind.I do check for every post/thread I reply to. I discovered that the names dont match the profiles.Hard to know if your replying to male or female. Besides its your profile and you can put whatevr there.I was just expressing my honest opinion. smiley
Hope you like it now  wink

I'm male, btw.

You got a migraine attack for real?? thot your were joking around. Sorry about that. not my intention.
Romance › Re: No Respect For A Lady's Beauty Sleep! by kokoye(m): 9:21pm On Jun 08, 2011
what is wrong is the fact that you woke up to take the call

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