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RomanceRe: If A Lady Says I Already Have A Boyfriend,is It Always True? by kokoye(m): 8:10pm On Jul 07, 2011
'I have a boyfriend' is totally different from 'NO'.

keep on pushing on wink
CultureRe: Why are Nigerians soo argumentative and mean? by kokoye(m): 8:07pm On Jul 07, 2011
You asked for peoples' honest opinion knowing fully well you couldnt handle it.

then you removed the picture and changed the titlehuh

Na wah for you o
FamilyRe: Mum's Wierd Prayer by kokoye(m): 8:05pm On Jul 07, 2011
That's what she wants for you . . nothing wrong with it.

Now you pray for what you want.
ProgrammingRe: 3 Futa Students Bag Award On Software Creation by kokoye(m): 8:04pm On Jul 07, 2011
I did not know I had this many schoolmates on this forum cool

We should start a thread smiley
EducationRe: Futo Students In Mini Riot? by kokoye(m): 7:35pm On Jul 07, 2011
mayofab:
Nigerians can be so ignorant sometimes.
One person misbehaves and you want to cruficy an entire nation.

Look into the mirror.
RomanceRe: What Are The Sweet Words That All Girls Like To Hear? by kokoye(m): 5:44pm On Jul 07, 2011
Baby, your eyes are soooooooo big!



End of discussion right there
Nairaland GeneralRe: Dreams by kokoye(op): 5:41pm On Jul 07, 2011
^^^

I forgot to bite the ni[i]pp[/i]le so I cant say.

Maybe next time . . if my sleep is not disturbed.  grin
RomanceRe: Six Packs Or Twelve Packs ,what Does It Meant To You As A Lady/ by kokoye(m): 5:40pm On Jul 07, 2011
You created a thread about it so I guess it does.

At least it will cover up for the grammatical error on the thread's title. this is a pointer for you to correct it
Nairaland GeneralRe: Dreams by kokoye(op): 5:37pm On Jul 07, 2011
190:
Kokoye has gone to suck the left bre[i]a[/i]st of a witch
cheesy cheesy

Yea, that too.

It happened in my dream and nobody woke me up.
RomanceRe: How Do I Know A Man That Really Love Me. by kokoye(m): 5:05pm On Jul 07, 2011
sexkillz:
A guy that loves you will NEVA ask For Sex Instanta!(That's if he ever Does)
This is not always the case. A lot of guys dont fall in love at first sight. It grows along the line.

I asked my wife for sex the first time I saw her because I was soo turned on. Thank God she saw my honesty and politely said no with a smile.
RomanceRe: Men We Are Responsible, Its Our Fault! by kokoye(m): 4:52pm On Jul 07, 2011
This poster guy is just a punk . .am sure he's blushing now that the females are praising him grin


Bottomline, I need to be attracted to you for anything to start.

So how will I know you are a good person if you look scruffy from afar??

Guess what, there are billions of females who are beautiful both in and out . . . I am happily married to one!
Nairaland GeneralRe: Dreams by kokoye(op): 4:47pm On Jul 07, 2011
^^^

In your case, you need to go and take a bath @ bar beach on a sunny saturday afternoon . . with kain kain and ose dudu grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: Dreams by kokoye(op): 4:34pm On Jul 07, 2011
^^^

did you see the part about the gun or cutlass huh

you evil o!
RomanceRe: "if You Can Make A Girl Laugh, You Can Make Her Do Anything"? by kokoye(m): 4:33pm On Jul 07, 2011
at times she's laughing at you . . not with you
RomanceRe: Why Do Nigerian Men Get Angry When You Touch Their Ugly Heads? by kokoye(m): 4:32pm On Jul 07, 2011
Cuteobi:
My boyfriend broke up with me all because i toucheddd his head. sad
That's not why he broke up with you.

Tell the truth and let the devil be ashamed. grin
RomanceRe: Why Do Nigerian Men Get Angry When You Touch Their Ugly Heads? by kokoye(m): 4:30pm On Jul 07, 2011
I dont know where you people come up with all these bull

When I had hair, I loved it when the girl ran her fingers thru it.

. .and now that I'm bald, I love it when my wife rubs the crystal ball.

Please!!
Nairaland GeneralRe: Dreams by kokoye(op): 4:26pm On Jul 07, 2011
^^^

Done that already . . Next!
RomanceRe: Whats D Best First Word To Be Used In Approaching And Gettin Attention Of A Lady by kokoye(m): 4:26pm On Jul 07, 2011
@ post.

You look hungry. You wan chop?

grin
RomanceRe: Whats D Best First Word To Be Used In Approaching And Gettin Attention Of A Lady by kokoye(m): 4:25pm On Jul 07, 2011
Sijo01:
Hello!

Am (your name)

U are? (den she mention her name) den u get charting.
No way. All you get is a mcheww and they walk away!

mikuz:
Haven't i seen this backside before?
Excellent grin
RomanceRe: When Women Have Higher Academic Or Social Level Than Their Fiances Or Husbands by kokoye(m): 4:16pm On Jul 07, 2011
You really cannot put all the blame on the people. Blame the system in Nigeria. In fact, not only Nigeria, it is still a global issue to some degree.

Men are not brought up to be the helper in the household. And women are brought up with the belief that the man ought to be the main provider.

Of course there will be issues when this is not the situation.
Nairaland GeneralDreams by kokoye(op): 4:05pm On Jul 07, 2011
I need some help here:

Why is it that when I'm having some 'about to be sweet or wet' dream and the sleep gets disturbed, I cannot close my eyes and continue the dream from where it stoppedhuh?

But when i'm dreaming about an ex-girlfriend chasing me with a gun or cutlass and I wake up, the person continues to chase me as soon as I close my eyes again!

Just thinking aloud . . .but why??
ProgrammingRe: 3 Futa Students Bag Award On Software Creation by kokoye(m): 3:59pm On Jul 07, 2011
This is actually not the first time FUTA students have been representing the country abroad . .you only need to read tech news to be informed.

I am proud and blessed to have graduated from that school. . . . 7 years instead of 5 due to ASUU strikes but I still give God the glory.

This is coming from an Electronics and Solid State Physics graduate of 1997.

Great Futarians!
CultureRe: Why Nigerian Girls Don't Say Thank You ? by kokoye(m): 10:14pm On Jul 06, 2011
Ileke-IdI:
It's what it is. In my house o (and culture), not showing gratitude is a form of disrespect. You'll def be chided for it. Yorubas take it to another level lipsrsealed
I agree . . even if you dont necessarily mean that 'thank you' 

'O se bee bee' grin
CultureRe: Why Nigerian Girls Don't Say Thank You ? by kokoye(m): 7:55pm On Jul 06, 2011
^^^

Scrabble indeed.

dont you have a way with words wink
RomanceRe: Proven Tricks On How To Seduce Nigerian Men by kokoye(m): 7:44pm On Jul 06, 2011
^^^

cheesy

I know youre being sarcastic
CultureRe: Why Nigerian Girls Don't Say Thank You ? by kokoye(m): 7:42pm On Jul 06, 2011
Mrs.Chima:
I dislikes Koyoke.
She loves me, I dont know what she sees in me . . she makes me. . . the best that I can be   wink
CultureRe: Why Nigerian Girls Don't Say Thank You ? by kokoye(m): 7:41pm On Jul 06, 2011
Ileke ibebe . . . must you tribalize everything?
CultureRe: Why Nigerian Girls Don't Say Thank You ? by kokoye(m): 7:11pm On Jul 06, 2011
chi-baby:
@Poster

I am not tryin to bash u or anything but i noticed u dnt have manners. Is it da u were raised without manners orrr?? Just thinking
grin grin


Sweeeeet
RomanceRe: Proven Tricks On How To Seduce Nigerian Men by kokoye(m): 7:05pm On Jul 06, 2011
Cool points.

smh @ some responses
PoliticsRe: Nairalander Doing Africa Proud by kokoye(m): 4:11pm On Jul 06, 2011
Congratulations . . .whoever you are or wherever you are from.

We are all proud of you.
FamilyRe: Should I Sell My Late Son's Plot To Help My Brother by kokoye(m): 7:50pm On Jul 01, 2011
zayhal:
She sounds like a wicked MIL. She wants to sell her 'son's' property to help her brother. She wants to force a document out of her DIL's hand. SHe doesn't care about the welfare of her grandson and DIL.

Even if her brother isn't in need, she'll still look for a reason to sell her son's plot of land.
huh

Who said anything about mother-in law??

You must hate your own MIL sad

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