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another reason why posting nairaland threads on regular cellphones ought to be banned

Richvkunt:
Why?

I am not here to compare answers with any one.
Whatever you read from me here is how I view life.Simple.
A man with one woman is not natural,we only manage to bottle it,a bit better than each other.
It is a man thing that no woman can understand.
It is in our genes.
It is like a shark scenting blood in water,it closes in on its prey.That is the NATURAL reaction of a man to a woman.
It is left to the woman to defend her territory(Her Man) or else she will lose him to other prey,and there are a lot of prey out there.
Once every one understands this life is much more simple.

touche

kokoye:
Thank you sweetie.

190:

You want make I call you sweetie too?  

But really, how can some ladies be this dumb??

Women are moved by what they hear and men are moved by what they see;

that is why men lie and women wear lipstick

lol

maybe I should set a reminder for shaggging the wifey too  _{like I need one} 

Natasha,,:
lol kokoye I'm proud of you

Thank you sweetie.

tpia@:
kokoye and richkrunt

compare your answers to each other.

I agree with him. Men are polygamous animals.

But guess what, I keep my polygamy under lock and key.

Why?  because it is for my own good, and in the interest of my wife and kids. 

If you truly love your kids, you will not disrespect your wife - so this aint about the wifey alone.

We can always keep it in check. - we cannot resist fornication . .that is why we need to flee.

Take this from a dog that has remained faithful to his wife for over 6 years. It is my choice - God help me.

rokiatu:
Some of the greatest and real love stories are that of white people. I must give it to them. Some of them can truly love.

you watch way too many movies

Wislet:
Depends much on the man. If he has proved to be a decent man and given his lady reason to trust him, then she got no problems even if she sees a thousand ladies clamouring for his attention.

Not always.

Depends at times on where the female is coming from.

A lady who's been with cheaters all her life (or her father cheated on her mom several times) will come into a relationship expecting the man to cheat regardless of how dedicated the man is.

Some ladies actually think a man has cheated or committed some crime on them when he's being 'too' nice to them. makes no sense to me. Imagine a man waking up early to make breakfast for his lady and the lady's response is 'what did you do . .why are you being so nice to me?'

duh

Mrs.Chima:
I keep getting those big booty lovers. 

No wonder we cool   

I love me some junk . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Toaskarity:
WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT! can you provide the link that PHILIP and CHINUA was nt raise in nigeria (atleast the ones i know)

You can google the phrase 'a bunch' to find out what it means.

buzugee:
has produced a host of world celebs
seal
sade adu
shirley bassey
akkninuoye agbaje
chiewetel ejiofor
philip emeagwali
akeem olajuwon
john fashanu
chinua achebe
fela
dizzie rascal
wale

a bunch of these were not even raised in Nigeria . . why are you now claiming them?

Church Business takes my vote.

sad

It is very pain . . painful really.

To think this was the beautiful place I grew up in and all this stuff is going on there.

I hope Ajimobi cleans up Ibadan. I pray.

playboy19:
The last time i was in Ibadan, the whole street has been acquired by banks, with this mud house still there not complementing the whole area and we say we want development. The whole city need to be reorientated

Development is needed but guess what, we cant have banks taking up the whole street in a residential area. That just consitutes nuisance and unncessary traffic.  That would be better suited for a commercial area like dugbe maybe.  

So what happens when the banks close? the area is dead of course. That's why we need nightlife - restaurants, stores, etc in such areas.

Victoria Island and Ikoyi used to be beautiful residential area in Lagos and Lagos Iland was the commercial hub.  Now companies have taken over everywhere with workers now celebrating vals day and giving birth in heavy traffic.

concubine

you guys are cracking me up . . dont blame me for laughing

it is just too funny when cussing in yoruba.

Advocator:
LOOL, so mankini is a word in yoruba language? What does it mean?

kini can be used as a code for the 3rd leg
so . .put the two together - man's kini 

^^^

did I say anything bad?

I just told tpia that the people she was talking to wouldnt understand her language . . anything wrong with that??

I met several friends online - some I dated and some i hooked up. And i remain good friends with most of them till this day.

The issue is that most nigerian men you meet online will not take you seriously. most of them are online for fun so dont be carried away.

having said that, i know of a few naija guys who met their wives on nigeria.com and icq several yrs ago and theyre still happily married.  

Most of the happily married ones did not go online just to find a date - they went their to relax and have fun. In the process, they got close to someone.

Of course you have to still meet the person physically and decide if you want to continue anything. since the general idea is that there must be something wrong with you if you are online to find a mate.

So it aint always a good thing to go online searching for a mate - you will get hussled.

^^^^



unfortunately, ko le ye won rara

I wonder if they consulted some yoruba people to come up with that name.

Man's kini

The tech support rep forgot one important aspect.

at times:

- Love makes you vulnerable

- Love hurts

But all in all, it is a beautiful thing.

I'm just keeping it real.

^^^

she will replace the bags n shoes with ur money

VERY SMART.

Now here is a question for you:

girls who get pregnant and die from abortion - dumb or stupid or both?

I roll my eyes at you

theonion.com = the number 1 source of fake stories for the suckers who fall for them

^^^

You shouldnt mind Ujujoan. She is the number one Voltron when it comes to female issues.

 

^^^

You are too smart

I used egbe and landed on high voltage wires.

Thank God it was in Nigeria