₦airaland Forum

naijababe:
@ Redman, u ever been to "805" on Old Kent Rd? Monica was a major hit back then o, you should go and try it sometime. Lest I forget, Iyabo onigbin on New Cross Rd was also da bomb back then. Haaaaa!!! Memories

Been to 805 a couple of times. That place used to be jampacked - people used to wait outside!!

You go think say they don wash yansh for inside pot of soup

^^^

na meen. My wife is the best cook of what I love to eat . . .honestly

the only stuff we order from outside is this guy's meatpie, suya and scotch eggs on beechnut.


na wah o. . .take am easy with IRS o.

God help us all.

dayokanu:
Bros I hail o.

WHo knows Iya Egin in OAU ife?

Pharmacy buka with their multiple layered ponmzy

Dapo, bawo ni o . . thanks for coming over . . I hope all went well

btw, yup, I remember that Pharmacy buka in ife - you know how much I love ponmo.

who is Mrs Eve

. . .you need an Adam's apple?

Is she a Nigerian . . with a Nigerian mentality and friends and relatives

If so, pls dont take it seriously.

Our culture and tradition frown on things like that.

Naija People will tell you reasons why you married her . . sad but true.

ozolity:
Janifa tanx. but if I want a breakup how can I go about it so that she wont be hurt in the process.

See, there you go. trying to keep other people happy at your own expense.

Right now, are you hurt or happy about the situation?

Your hurting real bad right now but it'll only get worse if you dont take that Hot bull by the horns.

do the glands have evaporated milk . . or the wells are dry?

older women wear adult diapers

It is the man's fault for trying to wish his wife a happy birthday on public radio

Mrs.Chima:
Buy two babies and get the third one free.

do they come with mamary glands . . on the side?

whatever happened to Iya Ope in mokola??

I remember they said she used jazz in her soup . . but people no send o . .the food good die. And I am still alive!!

nothing . . just felt like typing ur name.

Annawhite

MENTORDAVO:
well if definitions should be drawn from a mentor, i'll tell you that is an emotional torment, that affects a being over it kind or thing. it has the following features:
when it comes it takes away your mind
makes you think that you are the most wises on earth
it has the fastest speed over yous system more that HIV/AIDS
most times you cant differentiate it from fantasy
and it could be wicked
but very real

I thougght you said to define love in one sentence.

how come you wrote epistles

yuk!




nasty!

how much?

is the baby affecting your reasoning now ??

she got no revelation. she just used it as an excuse to move out

SETUP!!

Na the apples wey go choke you be dat.

dis one go pass adam's apple

read my lines clearly preggar

my issue is with the 'revelation' she received from her church.

that's an excuse.

and she calls herself a christian.

she dumped her first husband cos he went to war and lied (hoped) that he was dead. she married for 10 years and now receives a revelation from church that all is not well with her.

The devil must surely be laughing at some people. the stupid excuses they throw out!!

big deal.

I eat the kini anyway.

wash away . . . . . . . . .

I will fight to defend my mom, sister, wife and daughter. . .

american gangster . . . . .

Oh now she wants the award.

duh

Mrs.Chima:
The platform was your nuts and I knew you was weak.

ouch!

squeeze them some more . . .

^^

and who said I was referring to him

Mrs.Chima:
(standing on the platform wearing nothing but singlet and a bowtie)

AND THE PLATFORM JUST COLLAPSED UNDER THE WEIGHT!

Mrs.Chima:
No, independent and strong willed men hates me. Get it right Negro.

No, independent and strong willed men get you pregnant.

95% of Nairaland chicks wont understand the jokes in the JOKES section

does not deserve it.

she hates independent and strong-willed men.

selfish

Mrs.Chima:
You know any one that sold their baby for some Doritos?

you'll be the first

^^^

what is the meaning of GBAM