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bububuchii:
prior to me having my own share of the 'breakfast' circulating these days I never believed I could be embarrassed, let alone in public. well, good lord twas in her room. A sweet girl I met on twitter, after weeks of texting back and forth, found out she's in the same Uni as me. we planned to meet and did, God! was she small, pretty and sexy but damn! she's too petite, honestly I was scared I'd kill her if we ever had sex. due to this recent disinterest, I lost every attachment whatsoever but I tried to remain friends.
To the embarrassment. One hot afternoon after class, I'd been so stressed and tired, I just needed a change of environment. so, I called her, asked if she's around that I'm on my way. got to her place and she was no where to be found, her neighbour told me she's in another neighbours house(a guy) well, we aren't dating, there's nth to feel bad about. called her and told her I was around already, omo! if you see what this girl was wearing coming out from the guys room, well still none of my business. we entered her room, exchanged pleasantries and suddenly she complained of being drowsy, I said me too. sharply we both slept off, and then it started raining. 10 minutes into the rain, as per raindrops on top zinc no let person sleep, I just pretend like say truly I dey sleep, suddenly na so person enter her room, lay down on her bed, I was considering the 'guy' would reason that we're both asleep and come back but no oh! this guy woke this girl up and right there as I was fumbling in an attempt to sleep, they started making out! OMG! I couldn't believe it, they were smooching and making sounds, I couldn't open my eyes as to not even make it more awkward! I laid there like a was so deep in sleep I didn't know what was going on, I started creating scenarios in my head regarding how I'd leave here with what's renaming of my pride. as soon as the rain stopped I already had a plan, pretended to yawn! woke up and acted a bit surprised upon seeing the guy on her, I swear! I could see his erect penis. I told her later and gave the guy a knuckle and left leaving the food and Hollandia yogurt I bought for her! omo, never again

Guyy, i really feel for you ooo..how the matter kon later play ?

Bayhor:
Pls can someone help me confirm Oxford Providence Phoenix Int'l Ltd

Na matketing job oga, I've been called for interview by one of their branches here at Abuja...

Me and you dey same shoe bro just that you senior me. Baba where you dey stay, i might have an idea.

So work dey this naija like this, shey na until person die before work shows forth....

Omooo we plenty oo, me sef neva see work, na 3 month ago i serve finish sef. Abeg anyone wey fit employ me, i can do anything and i stay in Abuja

saphiere:
Car remote or TV remote?

Hi baby girl, I've really missed ya

Good morning to everyone here. pls I'm a fresh graduate with a B.sc in Microbiology, just finished my service 2 months back. pls I'll appreciate if anyone could help me with any job. i base in Abuja and I'm willing to travel anywhere just to work. God bless you

NaijaBoy213:
sorry for the late reply, my phone was down. Hope u no go change your mind 500mb go do abeg

Drop your number

NaijaBoy213:
Abeg make ona no vex na scam, i no win any fvcking money, i just wan get ona attention

Abeg someone Shud pls transfer me MB or airtime lemme use and subscribe for one week.
Local Man is broke for now. God bless, 0913 3376 787 mtn

you funny die and you really do got my attention....will 500mb be okay ??

Powerfly:
you belong to the 3rd decan virgo. An earth sign, with mercury as the ruling planet.
however, belonging to the 3rd decan(house)of virgo, you are also ruled by venus. This planet influences and gives you a balanced similarity traits of taurus and virgo.
You love dressing good, appearing dope always is your secret motto.
You can smell deciet and betrayal from an angle.
You're relating to those attributes earlier because you're a 3rd decan.

mehhhn your first and last paragraph got me drowning in an ocean of confusion.. the terms you were using though. " 3rd decan", "taurus" and its likes... I really have a lot question cos I guess this is an opportunity for me and i don't wanna throw it away. you mind if you could send me your no on WhatsApp so I could relay my confused thought to you

Powerfly:
oh! I see. Mistress lolz! Ok. Let's start by knowing your birth month and date.

September 15th ma'am

Powerfly:
go for leo, aries, libra & aquarius. You'll love them.
Pls avoid virgo and pisces.. You have been warned! Lolz.

I'm kinda confused though....I tried to googled some of those names up there cos I don't know shiits bout it. I saw that birth month ranges are being assigned to each zodiac traits/ personality ( don't know the name to call it ), and for Sagittarius which I kinda blend into, the birth month there is different from my own....in this case I'm confused. can you help me out MISTRESS ZODIAC

Powerfly:
saggis.. Are natural adventurers, they love travelling, getting to know and make new friends, they have many friends. They have a good sense of humour and can be very funny.
They like flirting alot and do not like commitments, except you promise to give them their little space.
They often air out their opinion without sugarcoating words.
They are pet lovers.
They easily get bored with serious relationships. They're very open-minded and honest. And they're very social beings.
They're not the indoor loving types and hate being bossed around.
you try to control them, they'll just japka.lolz. Very free- spirit and non-judgemental.
Their best compartible signs are gemini and leo.

wow.....you just described me finish
what kinda lady are best compatible for them cos I'm kinda single

Showered her with love and attention but she still shenk me for a guy that didn't give a bleep bout her. she later came back begging after things went south with her guy but local man don wise up. that was few years back though, sometimes can't blame when some guys are kinda harsh to ladies though.

NobleAngell:
The mother will send him for another BBN and pick the next disqualified girl.

you na cruise ooo

hmmmmmmm.....the day i wiped my ass after defecating with one suya paper lyk dat in the bush. Ladies and gents, my ass turned red and I saw the 7 heavens that day.

Amatarasha:
In my place lives people of 7hands ( my friends)

Are u sure my dear

I'm sure

Amatarasha:
Intense sex with a goddess of d earth ?

wanna connect with her soul

Name: Amatarasha Reason: Intense sex

FiletMignon:
Good men are scarce.

I also do wonder if good girls exist

Starcrest1:
Go to Codedruns, na dem full there dey charge #300k for sex. I wonder whether some people actually pay them that...

na wa ooooo, 300K for pussy

Poloyanabo2:
Op asked a simple question: how old where you? enough of the chest beating.... Always resist the urge to shalaye!

okay sir

16 yrs

saaphiere:
Na you sabi. I'm out of here.

saaphiere:
Na you sabi. I'm out of here.

don't leave meeeeee

saaphiere:
Just one week?

saaphiere:
Just one week?

we'll extend it my dear

. saaphiere

Lucy go and show them how it's being done, not like our aunty wey dey use red oil cook indomie

. may the good lord add 600 years to ijn

it seems like the snakes doesn't wanna strike the guy initially of not cos of the eggs....but does that mean constrictors develop some kinda cordial relationship with its owner over time abi those guys used Jazz ni?