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TV/Movies › Re: Evicted BBNaija Star, Amaka, Gifted 2 Huge Money Cakes By Fans by Kolisky(m): 11:05am On Sep 06, 2022

NwaMamaIwota:
which fans

Nobody seems to be interested in this edition of the show

100 million going to be wasted

we're all focused on choosing our fate for the next 8 years

You said it all cheesy

Have been telling people that this year’s Edition kind of look somehow...

What people are baffling with in this present country are more serious than facing the TV watching meaningless show

Crime › Re: Extortionist Poses For The Camera After FUTA Students Beat Him (Graphic Pics) by Kolisky(m): 4:41pm On Feb 02, 2022

Golan007:
They gave him energy drink after the lecture?

YES!

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Family › Re: I Will Never Allow Peace To Reign In My Family by Kolisky(m): 8:47pm On Dec 27, 2021

Tony5050:
Two wrong don't make a right. Don't let all these redpiller false motivation enter your head. Wisdom is what matters most. The ability to discern and contextually fix your situation in the best manner that works for you without violence.

Kindly check my signature for your academic research contents.

People don’t realize that, what works for Mr A might not work for Mr B… Everyone with their own methods of reasoning and solving problems.

Don’t be surprised the OP might be the opposite of what he posted here…

I rather stay and maintain my lane to arrive my destination

My Peace

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Politics › Re: We'll Keep Doing Our Best Until We Leave In 17 Months, Says President Buhari by Kolisky(m): 10:36pm On Dec 23, 2021

What makes you think something you couldn’t done in past years could be achieved within 17months?

We Are Damn

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Politics › Re: Reps Raise 2022 Budget By ₦735 Billion To ₦17.13 Trillion by Kolisky(m): 6:16pm On Dec 21, 2021

zanshi:
That's why i pity Tinubu putting all his energy on 2023, he is most likely going to inherit a battered economy, you can spend your way out of structurally defective Nigerian economy.

Why should NASS have a high budget compared to some govt agencies.

Smiles….

You see, Sir

The money going into governance is just too much. See 109 senators, house of reps etc. With all these, what have we or have they achieved? The only achievement I can tag to these unscrupulous men is when their boss (buhari) is about to borrow loans, it pleases or give them joy ratifying the requests.

A civil servant will spend 35years of meritorious work, a month salary of a senator has swallowed up all the 35years.

We are irremediably ruined

Politics › Re: Reps Raise 2022 Budget By ₦735 Billion To ₦17.13 Trillion by Kolisky(m): 4:14pm On Dec 21, 2021

zanshi:
Once upon a time our budget used to be 3trn 4trn

I swear down…

Just imagine the difference. It’s glaring that we are totally damned.

Forget being hopeful for a better Nigeria… So far you as a somebody can succeed, your own Nigeria is better.

Well, I always imagine if Buhari is disaster and the next President elect is Pro-disaster huh

Then, NOTHING AGAIN

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Politics › Re: Bukola Saraki Celebrates His 59th Birthday Today by Kolisky(m): 9:54am On Dec 19, 2021

JuanJO:
So na only 8 years Bukola Sariki take senior Ramson Nuah.

Shey you are reading my mind niii grin

Exactly what I was thinking when I saw the two threads

Politics › Re: Salamatu Gbajabiamila's ₦12M Fashion Outfits In One Picture by Kolisky(m): 9:02am On Nov 30, 2021

Randy111:
And she is still that ugly.

Shey u dey read my mind niii? grin

She even looks like Gbajabiamila’s mother

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Romance › Re: I'm 30yrs Male In Love With A 19yrs Old by Kolisky(m): 1:37pm On Nov 15, 2021

Vinnie2000:
If She is Mature in reasoning and conduct, Go Ahead!
But If She is the regular 19 year old Nigerian Girl who is obsessed with Selfies, Instagram, Tiktok, Fashion trends, Omah Lay, Fireboy,etc, You better Wise ur brain!

You omitted Snapchat grin

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Pets › Re: Heartbreaking Photos Of Owners Saying Goodbye To Their Pets( Pics) by Kolisky(m): 8:38pm On Nov 12, 2021

decatalyst:
Very sensitive and full of affection.

You get the purest love from them.

Honestly

Romance › Re: I Love Her But I'm Scared by Kolisky(m): 5:04am On Nov 06, 2021

Ayoade05:
And he'll reply "we're nothing but pencils in the hand of creator"

You’ve turned to Mother Theresa, right?

grin

Romance › Re: How Longest Have You Chased A Girl Before You Quit? by Kolisky(m): 4:13pm On Nov 04, 2021

SmartPolician:
I rarely chase after girls, but I have never chased and lost. That's probably because I do my due diligence and ask questions before I squeeze the trigger. Before I ask her out, I make her my friend. Once she's my friend, it becomes easy to woo her. If she's not my kind of girl, I will keep her as a friend. This strategy works for me.

We are the same boss…. I like that

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Culture › Re: Meet The Kambarin, Koma And Jibu Tribes In Nigeria Who Don’t Wear Cloths. by Kolisky(m): 7:41pm On Oct 28, 2021

Celebrities › Re: Duncan Mighty Celebrates His 38th Birthday Today by Kolisky(m): 8:56am On Oct 28, 2021

geraldfavour:
38 years oga na 45 years

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Celebrities › Re: The Sad End Of Brenda Fassie: Bad Addiction Destroys by Kolisky(m): 7:52pm On Oct 23, 2021

Lamanii22:
Ohh wow.... You totally knew her .. this is the first time i'm hearing her name.... Same way Whitney Houston lost it too....

That Whitney Houston you mentioned brought my comment here cheesy

I do listen to her songs ohh.

Especially the one titled Hold Me grin

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Sports › Re: 5 World-class Players Who Rarely Get Injured by Kolisky(m): 8:23pm On Oct 15, 2021

MJBOLT:
That one na ambulance

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Sports › Re: 5 World-class Players Who Rarely Get Injured by Kolisky(op): 10:37am On Oct 15, 2021

#1 Lionel Messi

The playmaker has missed just 113 games due to injury in his professional career.

Winning six Ballon d'Or awards is no fluke. You'll need to be at the top of your game for several years to stand a chance of claiming the coveted accolade even once in your career.

To do that on six separate occasions in a sport that features intense competition is mightily impressive.
Lionel Messi's injury record is mind-blowing.

The Argentine has missed 113 games since becoming a professional footballer, according to Transfermarkt. Apart from his eternal rival Cristiano Ronaldo, there's no other player in the world right now who can boast such a level of fitness over a long period.

Thanks to his impressive fitness, Messi has been able to dominate the football world over the last two decades, winning numerous titles and individual accolades. He recently made history by leading Argentina to the Copa America 2021 title this summer.

Sports › Re: 5 World-class Players Who Rarely Get Injured by Kolisky(op): 10:36am On Oct 15, 2021

#2 Cristiano Ronaldo

Cristiano Ronaldo's injury record is out of this world.
Manchester United forward Cristiano Ronaldo has maintained an insane fitness level throughout his career.

The Portuguese is in a league of his own when it comes to taking good care of their bodies. He is the epitome of fitness, longevity and excellence for many athletes around the world.

Since July 2008, Cristiano Ronaldo has missed just 61 games due to injury. That is just two months out of 13 years, across spells with clubs like Manchester United, Real Madrid and Juventus.

Despite being 36, the Portuguese is still at the top of his game. He has entered the new season in spectacular form, bagging five goals for United in six appearances across competitions.

The attacker is also doing well with his national team, recently making headlines for scoring an impressive hat-trick in the 2022 FIFA World Cup Qualifier with Luxembourg.

Sports › Re: 5 World-class Players Who Rarely Get Injured by Kolisky(op): 10:35am On Oct 15, 2021

#3 Thomas Muller

The attacker isn't one who get injured easily
Bayern Munich's unsung hero, Thomas Muller, also has an unbelievable injury record.

He is one of Europe's leading superstars when it comes to fitness and consistency. The German international has picked up just seven knocks between 2014 and 2021.

That has seen him miss just 17 matches for the Bavarians across competitions. Thanks to his incredible fitness over the years, Muller has been at the top of his game for club and country over the years.

The attacker has an impressive record of 218 goals and 224 assists to his name in 592 games so far for Bayern Munich. He has also enjoyed a prolific spell with the German national team, bagging 40 goals and 39 assists in 108 games.

Sports › Re: 5 World-class Players Who Rarely Get Injured by Kolisky(op): 10:35am On Oct 15, 2021

#4 Mohamed Salah

The Liverpool forward hasn't gotten injured since last year.
There are not many attackers who can be compared with Mohamed Salah in his current form at the moment. The Egyptian winger is one of the best players in the world right now.

He has made waves with his spectacular performances for Liverpool in the Champions League and Premier League.

The diminutive forward has entered the new season in red-hot form. Salah has bagged a return of nine goals and three assists in nine appearances across competitions.

He is topping the Premier League scoring chart, with his six goals helping Liverpool occupy second spot in the league table.

Like the other names on this list, Salah rarely gets injured. The attacker has missed just three games since joining Liverpool four years ago. Between 2012 and 2021, he has missed a total of just ten games.

Sports › Re: 5 World-class Players Who Rarely Get Injured by Kolisky(op): 10:34am On Oct 15, 2021

#5 Robert Lewandowski

The Polish attacker seldom gets injured.
Bayern Munich striker Robert Lewandowski has been one of the deadliest sharpshooters in Europe in the last few years.

The Polish forward won the European Golden Shoe last season, and is also a strong contender for the Ballon d'Or award this year.
The secret to Lewandowski's consistent brilliance in front of goal has to do with his incredible fitness. The 33-year-old has missed just 24 games due to injury over the last eight seasons.

He is still firing on all cylinders for Bayern Munich, having bagged a whopping 13 goals and one assist in ten appearances across competitions so far this term.

Sports › 5 World-class Players Who Rarely Get Injured by Kolisky(op): 10:33am On Oct 15, 2021

Seeing a player getting injured on the pitch is no strange sight in football. As football is a contact sport, injuries are inevitable. Nevertheless, footballers always try to stay away from picking up knocks because of the adverse effects that can have on their careers.

Many world-class players have, over the years, regressed in certain aspects of their game due to injury. Some have even been forced to retire prematurely after picking up serious knocks. However, several elite players have surprised many by maintaining an unbelievable level of fitness over the years.

These are players who have been at the top of the football world for many years and have rarely gotten injured. On that note, here's a look at five of them:

Foreign Affairs › Re: Chile's Opposition Moves To Oust President Over Pandora Papers Revelations by Kolisky(m): 7:48am On Oct 14, 2021

agbowakama:
In Nigeria the corrupt people whose names where found in Pandora papers would present themselves for election and we'll vote them.

Honestly

It shows our high rate of gullibility and it’s saddening

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Phones › Re: MTN Subscribers Lament Service Outage, MTN Apologizes by Kolisky(m): 9:52pm On Oct 09, 2021

Sonnobax15:

MTN why . Ticket when I play since,to check am now na Problem

The ticket should better come grin

So that it won’t result in double loss

Family › Re: Lazyreporta: A Nairaland Member Gets Married by Kolisky(m): 5:33pm On Oct 06, 2021

Nonexisting1:
Goodluck brother. Some of us have decided never to put leash on the street dogs we currently have in Nigeria. Will I have children with one of them? Ofcourse yes but I will make sure the children call me uncle until I have taken them for DNA tests. Calling me uncle will reduce the emotional attachments incase the result of the DNA tests go south. Again, goodluck brother and cheers.

Honestly, this got me unrestrained laughter sha grin

TV/Movies › Re: 2021 BBNaija Cost Us N4.3bn – Organisers by Kolisky(m): 9:35pm On Oct 04, 2021

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Phones › Re: 5 Reasons Why Android Still Beats The Iphone by Kolisky(m): 7:04pm On Oct 04, 2021

gaftsoil:
Bro what does the i in iOS stand for?

Internet

Phones › Re: 5 Reasons Why Android Still Beats The Iphone by Kolisky(m): 7:02pm On Oct 04, 2021

Carchoice:
iPhone is like a rich Nigerian that is always on its own and getting criticized by poor people.

iPhone is not doing competition with android. But android users will not allow it to rest. Typical Nigerian way.

It’s paining them ni cheesy

Make dem continue cheesy

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Phones › Re: 5 Reasons Why Android Still Beats The Iphone by Kolisky(m): 7:00pm On Oct 04, 2021

Suspect33:
Lol, conference of broke Nairalanders

See the oponu up there comparing iPhone to tecno and itel.

Woo, sha leave them like that oh cheesy

I’m at ease with the use of my iPhone abegiii.

In fact, they should start comparing Nokia 3310 with iPhone cheesy

It’s a free World.

Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Has A Boyfriend! Please Advise Me by Kolisky(m): 6:49pm On Oct 04, 2021

yuping:
I go dey hold Cain come this romance section because some boys/men need divine flogging to get sense, see as girls take make this one secound fiddle without stress. Congratulations you are officially a backup boyfriend.

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Sports › Re: When Giants Were Humbled: Bayern, Real, PSG, Barca & Ajax All Lost Last Weekend by Kolisky(m): 1:24pm On Oct 04, 2021

BeeBeeOoh:
My give up gave up before yours even decided to give up too

We’ll be fine boss

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Sports › Re: When Giants Were Humbled: Bayern, Real, PSG, Barca & Ajax All Lost Last Weekend by Kolisky(m): 10:51am On Oct 04, 2021

BeeBeeOoh:
E no go better for Erik Ten Hag I swear

When I saw all these couldn’t bring green light, I had played under 4.5. Can you imagine these motherfuckers played 6:0, 6:1

I totally give up grin

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