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OyigboUpdate:
If na u, u no go resign?
Despite all the contributions nothing reach u

Lolzz

Kingosytex:
No be that one sef be the koko.

The koko be say the paint wey she carry paint her face fit paint a three bed room flat.

The rate people are resigning these days ehn

LMAO

She needs a virgin man

As if she's a virgin

We strive to learn the truth, but there are some truths that are so hard to discover that our human logic fails to calculate the right understanding. So we end up leaving these questions unanswered, hoping that some day, the development of human intelligence – or perhaps even divine intervention – will reveal the answers to us and help us get a better grasp of the realities around us.

Where does a thought go when it’s forgotten?

Do we have free will or is everything predestined?

Do our human accomplishments have a long-term, universal significance, or when the world ends, do we all end with it, including what we’ve achieved?

When you get to heaven, do you look as you do at the age that you die?

Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

NwaNimo1:
His cabinet members right now..



Those trying to call 'Deputy Governor' and Governors Wife:

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Those trying to login to the department bank account (password already changed):

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Those seeing the news on Nairaland:

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Those shredding evidence of looting:

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Those in meetings trying to raise more loans - yet to hear the news:

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Their security detail upon hearing the news:

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This comment gives me the most authentic, hysterical laugh of my life


Comment of the Millennium

He made his own before 2020 comes to an end


Here's 2021

May Grace speak for US too

Amidst everything happening in Nigeria!

Hike in fuel price
Corona Virus Pandemic
And lots more


Where would you rather celebrate this festive period

Indeed, you are an erudite scholar

Head that's brainless
A feeble Old Man

fuckingAyaya:
The kind of triplets I love,no be say one go resemble another thing the other 2 go resemble another thing

That OTEDOLA bridge and FIRE

(Tani elesinsin yoo gbe, bikose elegbo) Who would the Housefly follow suit... If not the wounded ones?

Two brainless idiots

Governor Aminu Bello Masari of Katsina State, has dismissed the report making the rounds that two of the Kankara schoolboys abducted by local bandits are dead.

He said that none of the boys is dead as reported by some sections of the media. “I went to the school on Monday and had the opportunity to discuss with with the students who escaped, they told me that none of them died”, he said.

The governor disclosed this in a live chat with Channels Tv on Wednesday. When asked to speak on those responsible for the kidnap, Masari said, the local bandits roaming the forest of Zamfara and Katsina forests are responsible for the abduction.

Speaking further, he said: “We don’t want any of the children wounded or killed, that’s what is restraining our security personnel’s from opening fire on the abductors.


https://www.vanguardngr.com/2020/12/breaking-none-of-the-abducted-schoolboys-is-dead-masari/

Even the President sef.... Who knows if he's dead or alive??

Whether all the land borders is opened or not... The fact remain that everything has gone haywire in this country...

2rez:
From the benefit of hindsight, u should know if u dont know say na FG be kidnappers & kidnappers na FG & vice versa.

That Army Uniform always scare me anytime I set my eyes on it....

I'm the highest in my class... Emi ti m'oti high kin to wo Klass

Let the elders answer your question

Still... Kidnappers will still use registered SIM or what are they using to contact the families of those that are victims of their gruesome actions

donbachi:
All our past/present appointed/elected office holders should be arrested and sentenced to life imprisonment.

Amidst everything happening in the world today!

If you could speak for One minute and be heard by everybody in the world, what would you say?

For me, I would say...

Let go of hatred, jealousy, & all other negative emotions. Instead focus on positivity and uplifting activities and emotions. We are all human beings and we need to look out for one another. Quit letting ethnicity or superficial differences divide us. We could be so much more.

The world could have possibly been a better and safer place if ASIA CONTINENT had not existed

ASUU meeting should be televised live so as to know who to assassinate

President Muhammadu Buhari has failed to honour the invitation by members of the House of Representatives to address them on the security situation in the country as plenary commenced on Thursday in his absence.

Members of the House of Representatives had earlier on December 1st passed a resolution to invite President Buhari to brief the house on the true state of the security situation in the country.

This decision was taken when the House considered a motion moved by members from Borno State on the massacre of 43 rice farmers in the state by Boko Haram insurgents.

In response to this, the President’s Personal Assistant on Social Media, Lauretta Onochie announced on Monday, December 7 that the President will address a joint session of the National Assembly.

At the commencement of plenary on Thursday, there was no sight of President Buhari.

A lawmaker from Rivers State, Solomon bob then raised a point of order over the President’s refusal to honour the invitation of the house. He asked the Speaker Femi Gbajabiamila to update the House on the subject matter.

The Speaker responded by saying the House will wait for official communication from the President.

the Attorney-General of the Federation and the Minister of Justice, Abubakar Malami, SAN, that the National Assembly had no powers to summon the President, Major General Muhammadu Buhari (retd.) over the rising insecurity in the country.


Malami had said this in a statement titled, ‘Buhari’s summons: NASS Operates outside constitutional bounds’, on Wednesday.

https://www.channelstv.com/2020/12/10/breaking-buhari-absent-as-plenary-commences-in-house-of-reps/

Sokoto state Governor Aminu Tambuwal has presented over N176bn (one hundred and seventy-six) billion naira to the state House of Assembly as the 2021 budget proposal.

The budget document tagged the budget of consolidation and socio-economy emancipation has 54 percent for capital expenditure and 46 percent set aside for recurrent spending.

The education sector got the highest budget amounting to over (thirty-eight billion naira followed by Health, and Agriculture sectors.

The governor said the budget will focus on the urban renewal projects which require the construction of the third flyover at Gidan Man Ada and the completion of the two earlier awarded.

According to him, the rehabilitation and reconstruction of infrastructure damaged by floods will also be given adequate attention.

Governor Tambuwal lamented the negative impact of security challenges facing the state couple with the effect of the flood that affects farmers in the state

He sought the cooperation and collaboration of the State Assembly to put the overall interest of the before any political interest in order to facilitate the attainment of growth and development of Sokoto state.

https://www.channelstv.com/?p=544406

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QR6TXysrGiQ

Hoodlums Attack Ogun Assembly, Steal Mace

Suspected hoodlums on Thursday attacked Ogun State House of Assembly and carted away the mace.

The Police spokesperson in the state, Abimbola Oyeyemi confirmed the incident to Channels Television.

He said the suspected hoodlums in the early hours of Thursday broke into the House Assembly and carted away the mace which the official symbol of authority.

He, however, said the coat of the arm on the mace has been recovered but the stick is still missing.

He added that investigations have been launched to unravel those who are behind the incident and the motive behind their action.

The assembly building which is located a few metres away from the Governor’s Office complex has however been cordoned by some security agents and journalists upon a visit to the scene were denied access into the complex.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVzsfJYqOe4

https://www.channelstv.com/2020/12/10/hoodlums-attack-ogun-assembly-steal-mace/

showafrica:
Bleached skin and tattoos... Nah nah

I seconded even though I'm fourth on the list

Well, for me, I would personally like to appreciate Chief Oluwaseun Osewa (Grand Commander Of The Armed Forces On NAIRALAND), for the magnificent creation of this FORUM


since joining NAIRALAND, have always been conversant with a whole lot of things happening around me

So, let's hear you out...

What have you GAINED/LEARNT/EXPERIENCED So Far On This Forum

What was Nigeria called before?

The former name for Nigeria was the Royal Niger Company Territories. It does not sound like a country name at all!

The name “Nigeria” was coined by the future Lady Lugard in an 1897 London Times article.

Who Was Flora Shaw?

Shaw was born in London into a large family for whom she helped to care. She began her career in journalism in 1886-7 writing for the Pall Mall Gazette and the Manchester Guardian. From 1893 she was colonial editor of The Times, making her the highest paid woman journalist of her day. Writing in The Times in 1897 she coined the name 'Nigeria' for the territories administered by the Royal Niger Company. Having resigned from The Times in 1900, two years later she married a colonial administrator, Sir Frederick Lugard, who was Nigeria's first governor-general from 1912-19, having been governor of Hong Kong from 1907-12.


My QUESTION NOW IS:

Has The Name NIGERIA BEEN CURSED?

OR

From your own perspective, where do you think the problems comes from?

SUGGEST A NEW NAME FOR NIGERIA

Kondomatic:
The time is 5:21AM and your brain don dey knock already.

You think you will make heaven laidat