₦airaland Forum

Smartini:
So the whole family is a family of Pastors? You mean God called all of them and anointed them ALL as a family?

I would love it if anyone can just answer this your question.

Me too wantu know

I was just wondering...

The name Bu-ha-ri?

The pronunciation and the sound of that name are like failure.

B for Buhari
B for Bandits

That’s the reason they have many things in common

If she can neither cook nor clean house... what’s then her usefulness?

Laziness of the h!ghest Other

Goldbw122:
hmm, churches is now seen as a business venture so that is the way it is now

Wahala for those who put church on head for this end time ohh

Know your God and let your God know you

Wetin eyes no go see for this Naija

Bunch of idiots

Explorers:
The landscape is calm, but the crossing is not for the faint-hearted.

I cannot come and die on top suspension bridge edakun

hakeem4:
I am a civil engineer and I would definitely advise you to do civil engineering.

Nigeria is a developing nation, construction going up and down, you would definitely see jobs to do.

don't worry about quacks in the building industry. most clients would still call you when their buildings and other structures start experiencing cracks.

I’m currently studying Civil Engineering [400L] in one of the prominent institutions in Ondo State

Moneywell:
Hello Naira landers
I applied for Tony Elumelu foundation and I just got their email for training scheduled to start soon.
But one mind is telling me not to rejoice yet since the programme is highly competitive.

Please has any one here gone through this process before?
Please share your experience. Especially the mistakes u made and how the winners were selected.

Those who also got the mail please gather here let's discuss the our future.��
Thanks ���

Have been meaning to ask this question of yours. I put in also and I got mail that my training starts May

lordsteve19:
Hi guys. Things to consider for the Tony Elumelu Foundation
1. Be fluent in speaking
2. Know your product well
3. Have a proper pitch deck show casing your product
4. Do a summary video of your product not more than 3mins in video
5. Do a business plan for your product and have it ready (They might not need it)
6. Ensure to have at least one member of your team on ground
7. If you can do a brand (Tshirt of Cap) ensure to wear it during your pitch or video
8. Know your financial analysis well and ensure your business is able to make profit

I guess this could be kick starter for you.

Am here for further questioning. God bless you

Thanks for this. I got the mail too

KingDash:
teach you wetin?? you for allow her teach you na. all die na die bro.

I’m too young Sir

"I be your mate?"

That reply can only come from an Edo girl

You are quite right. I have a girl here in my school and I would have loved to date her but she likes money and I already told her I’m not up to the tasks. She said she could teach me her ways but I withdrawn oo...

my question now is, why do Edo girls loves money that much

Roon9:
By order of the peaky Fvckin blinders
I, Roon Shelby hereby pen my heartfelt condolences to Our Great Aunt... Polly.

She strode the paths of men and bested many a Man with just her heart, good looks and bedrooom skills.. (light cigarette)

Eternal rest polly

You fvcking get it Man

The National Universities Commission (NUC) has granted formal approval to the Federal University of Technology, Akure, (FUTA), for the commencement of the Medicine and Surgery (MBBS) programme with effect from the 2020/2021 academic session.

This was disclosed in a statement by Mr Adebanyo Adegbenro, the Deputy Director, Corporate Communications of the institution, on Thursday, in Akure.
Adegbenro noted that the approval, according to the Executive Secretary of the NUC, Prof. Adamu Rasheed, followed the recommendations of the panel of experts from the commission, which carried out a resource verification visit.
“In the letter addressed to the Vice-Chancellor, Prof. Joseph Fuwape and signed by the Director of Academic Planning, Dr N. B. Salihu, ‘resource verification was carried out by a panel of experts to the proposed medical programme of FUTA with a view to assessing the human and material resources available for their establishment.

“I am directed to inform the Vice-Chancellor that the Executive Secretary has considered and approved the establishment of the full-time mode of the Medicine and Surgery, MBBS, programme to be run with effect from the 2020/2021 academic session.

“The resource verification team visited FUTA in February 2021, to ascertain its level of preparedness for the take-off the School of Medical Sciences,” Adegbenro said.

According to Adegbenro, after a painstaking assessment, the leader of the team, Prof. Saliu Yakasai, Provost, College of Medicine, Bayero University Kano, said he was encouraged by FUTA’s determination towards the take-off of the school in record time.
He said FUTA was leading the pace, among other universities of technology in Nigeria, and that there was no doubt that the establishment of the medical programme and medical school will further place the institution among the foremost, amongst its peers, in the country.

Prof. Yakasai urged the university management not to relent in putting up the necessary logistics for the efficient take-off of the school and was optimistic that FUTA will use the medical school to further advance research and learning in Nigeria.
Reacting to the development, the Vice-Chancellor, Prof. Joseph Fuwape, said the report of the resource verification team and the subsequent approval by the NUC is an endorsement of the hard work and structures, both human and material, already put in place for the commencement of the programme, he said.

The director quoted the VC as saying all hands must be on deck to ensure the smooth and efficient take-off of the medical programme.
“Fuwape said since the school of Health and Health Technology is already running, Anatomy, Physiology and Medical Biochemistry, it will also join the mix of basic medical sciences programmes. FUTA has what it takes to run the MBBS programme.
“He said the university will deploy adequate human and material resources and invest the program with the imprimatur of excellence, which has become the hallmark of all programmes run by FUTA,” Adegbenro said.

https://www.vanguardngr.com/2021/04/nuc-grants-futa-approval-for-medical-programmes-official/

LMS1:
Yay See Money!
Regina Dont Mind Them You Can Even Marry Your Great Grandfather In Your Next Life As Far As Luxury Is Involved.
But As For This Ned Nwoko As Rich As He Is
He Always Go Bald.
I Mean How Can A Rich Man Not Have A Single Hair On His Head
And I Am Here Copying Naira Marley, Burna Boy, Lil Wayne, Etc Hairstlye
I Must Make Sure I Barb This Nonsense From My Head When Buhari Steps Down..!
But I Am Afraid Too Cus I Dont Want To Be As Ugly As Ned!!

Na Play O

Just be yourself

jaeyking:
so what about the underdeveloped universities. what would happen to them

You had the same mind with me..

No future for this country

Mokason288:
You need to accept Jesus into your life today

Use your dictionary to search the meaning of Retrogressive action


I HOPE I MADE SENSE

rocknation62:
Poco lee Na Jackie Chan cousin

You ought to be prosecuted

I trust them...

3rd wave is still coming Awon Oloshi

MejiLoyon:
I want to address the fetish level

Hold one hand over your head, raise the other hand up, raise one leg and start hopping on your other leg. Now say after me, oh lord, allow me to have sense. Deliver me from the spirit of mumuism.

Your mother CAN NEVER be the cause of your misfortune. Else she would have flushed you from day one. Having taken care of you,through shit and piss. Sickness,school,food everything one woman go come say she dey fetish. If she is let her be fetish. If that fetish level no kill me and I still dey okay,dear mother dey do am dey go. I don't like divorce but as for your wife,it's left to you

2015 felele in Ibadan I was attending one cele church. I was born a celestian so make una no talk say I go find jazz. In any case one wooli do sharamantakaya come my side say spirit dey run am. I just dey look. Mid prophesy na him he mention say na my mama dey do me. Na that time I believe say spirit dey him body true true because the way I looked at him he stopped prophesying. I calmly walked to the Shephard and told him to warn that prophet. If he try am again he go collect. Apology accepted I left and never returned. If my mama dey do me and I dey this okay,please mommy, continue to be doing me.

In fact, God will bless you worldly and heavenly

I don’t joke with any matter that concern my mother ohh
My Mother; My everything

oluwaseyi1992:
We didnt talk for once at the university and now we are getting married.. behold two nairalanders wedding

#MAFO '21
#isaiah 41:110
#FUTAWEDDING
#MARCH

Sending you our heartfelt Congratulations, Futarian!

WeAreFutarians

Currently studying in Futa too

highdon:
OXFORD DICTIONARY: New word inclusion.

BUHARI
/boo-ha-ree:/

Noun: buhari
1. hard, hardship, difficult, harsh, tough;
e.g "The economy is now buhari for the masses"
Synonyms: onerous, strenuous, arduous
grueling, painful, hellish;
Antonyms: easy, smooth, simple.

Verb: buharify, buharicate,
buharification;
2. to make complex, worse, unbearable;
e.g "Please don't come and buharicate issues here"
"The only way to reduce applicants is to buharify the process"
Synonyms: complicate, exacerbate, degenerate;
Antonyms: simplify, ameliorate.

Adjective: buharific
3. terrible, hectic, difficult;
Synonyms: tough, back-breaking, intricate, knotty, thorny;
Antonyms: fantastic, splendid, pleasant.
e.g "How were your final exams? It was buharific!!!"

The name Buhari be like

Wetin concern me with your vocabulary

Mokason288:
It’s very simple sir

Just grab the snakes head put your hand in its mouth

Just make sure it bites you

When it does that, wait until 24 hours if nothing happens to you... gbam

Non poisonous snake located



I HOPE I MADE SENSE

Virus99:
There's nothing in that video that suggest that a lecturer is being beaten

Besides, how can you beat a lecturer in a government university ?!
Even your great grand children won't graduate.

MejiLoyon:
Agbari ojukwu
Osupa loading....osupa means moon.
Is your name saheed?
If it is very good. By the time the bald mature you can confidently say you're saheed osupa?
Anyways rejoice, papa ajasco is near retirement. You can perfectly fit on his place.


On a serious note embrace gorimapa. Or buy those men wigs. You have nothing to worry about.

Na solution the guy wanted

Why all this epistile

Gimme space make I laugh small

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dadarasak:
Our own case was opposite. Elect-Elect Engr. 72 admitted, only 5 vaginas.

You don't expect females to be much in those engineering departments...


For my case... We have 4 girls

We are 131 overall

Civil Engineering, FUTA

Nairalandian:
Dear Lord,
How did I end up being a Nigerian. Why didn't my ancestors board a ship to the West. Even if they suffer as slaves, their descendants would not have ended up in this thing called Africa.