₦airaland Forum

When Bubu lost election in 2011 and cried, everyone tot it was a genuine cry for Nigeria citizens, we never knew he cried because he felt 'Kai, I no go see money chop from ds National cake' but now wey him dey power, d man just dey cash out anyhow.

We go soon hear say all 2020 budget na him Covid-19 gulp.

What you don't know makes u ignorant, did u not read in Gen 7:11&12. Verse 11 says 'the fountain of the great deep broke open' which Means the Oceans and seas were open (guess ur not aware of Sunami, if ur not, try and watch d video). It was verse 12 that talked of rain for 40day. What this means is that the Oceans and seas overflowed coupled with Rainfall for 40days.

Na waa oo, soon, we go dey see some pastors inviting Laycon to attend their churches for special prayers so dt him go fit pay Tithe (10% of his winning cash). Useless Govt looking for all Avenue to get money which dey will loot.

As we all know, Big Brother Naija is a reality show watched by most Nigerians which is aired for almost 3 months.

I believe Nigeria FG is taking advantage of the fact that majority of Nigeria youth stay glue to their TV to enjoy the show, FG uses the opportunity to introduce some harsh policies during these periods.

During BBN Season 4, that was when tax was increased from 5% to 7.5%, this year again, during BBN Season 5, Fuel price and Electricity tariff were increased.
To me this strategy by FG was because alot of the Youth that suppose to oppose through social media and protest are busy with BBN.

What's ur take on this.

Explanation of the pix :

PIX 1 - With money u might achieve alot of height in life but ur View might still be blocked. Meaning money can take u to greater height than others but without education, ur view about life might be limited.

PIX 2: with Little money and little education, you will get to certain height in life but ur view about life but it will be limited.

PIX3 : with adequate money and education, you will get to a good height in life with a better and broader view about life.

PIX4: without money and education, u will be on the ground zero without any good view of life.

Am not understanding this at all, it's now I believe this man is not Buhari, take a close look at the pix, the Man in question looks very strong facial.
Also is chair allowed in d mosque for prayers and shoes allowed, if it's another person, they Muslims would have shouted Haram and call for the fellow's head. Shehu Musa was not comfortable with the arrangement, reasons for his facial expression.

Did anyone noticed that we have a lot of Ladies responding on this trend. What would have attracted them?

Did anyone noticed that we have a lot of Ladies responding on this trend. What would have attracted them?

The way Northerners handle issues in Nigeria before now backfire in this Covid-19 era.
When you do any how, you will see any how.

This guy thinks this will bring money to his table, as he couldn't get anything meaningful from Southwest Muslims, he wants to use the North as a stepping stone.
ko le werk.

Am waiting for u to soon cry ' epon mii tii sunki' .

I still believe say na Buhari born ds Twins, how come they are born in Katsina ( the home state of Buhari), why is it that it was when Buhari became President in 2015 that they became popular (maybe they wanted to come out for identification with their father, Baba quickly negotiated ). Why the resemblance and even the open teeth. Where is their parents (especially their Mother), its from there we will know the truth

Brot a Matured lady home to come stay with me for a week , unfortunately my GF showed up from School to come spend weekend with me, told her she is one of my Aunties. was fuc..ing the Matured Lady late at Night after fuc..ing my GF and she sleeps off .My GF was so happy that she has met one of her in-laws. till date its been a deep secret.

His Music is full of Wisdom. the likes of "Ogbon Loruko ree, ko lowo, kosi bimo" "Baba, Omo ati ketekete" "Odun Owo ti mofe she, baba mii eyin le malulu"

His music inculcate wisdom into us not like ds generation that prefers listening to rubbish.

whats happening, seems senators from Plateau state always die on the seat or after leaning. likes of Datong, Pwajok and now Longjang. my though anyway.

See as God saved through 1 inch.

All na scam, she wan scare u away. still remember when i wanted to bang a babe, she was like she is a virgin, n an ogbanje dt any Man dt sleeps with her will die within 7 days. as a guy man, i told her am tired of this life self dt i want to die,, after several days of banging, am still alive. its over 15yrs now.

Its a cover up on the CAN Pastor and the Plateau guy kıllıng. only ıf u understand what am sayıng.

Ladıes, una see wetın una dey cause. All ds Harder, Faster, baby kıll me, baby kıll me, hıt me hard would have caused. Thıs man would have drank Buran Tashı. RIP man.

Also had such a bad experience too, it was a sunday morning in 2014, was feeding my dogs and gisting with a neighbour, we were there for close to 30-45mins. all of a sudden i heard my name from another neighbour that just came back from her usual Night hustle "Olosho"(which her apartment is almost 50meters from mine but in the same compound) shouting that i stole her Phone (Black Berry). Everybody gathered even from neighboring compound. The guys i was with defended me saying we have been together ever since i came out of my apartment, another neighbour that passed not quite long that saw me also defended me, but d lady insisted she saw me running out of her apartment. I was arrested, locked up. i had to pay for the phone. Everyone tagged me a thief, i later started hearing alot of tins like i was d 1 dt entered someones compound to steal chicken, i stole foam and alot of other stuffs. Had to pack out of the area only for me to discovered later it was my Landlady that was behind everything cos of me declining to assist her on some financial ground (she told d olosho girl to pin her missing phone on me and she started spreading rumour i was responsible for everytin stolen in the neighbourhood).

It was such a sameful experience, but i have moved on with life.

I can bet it with my life, d allocation will be hijack by d bigwig, just 2-5% of low income earner will get ds allocation.

Thats Nigeria Factor.

Omo na die we dey here ooo, my house is even around Lamingo dam, its extreme here.

For your mind now, the guy is a virgin. He lied to you so dt u will feel ur his first. watch it babe, u had been used

He knew ds day will come, i said he wanted to have his last crusade before God calls him home n he said he prefer Nigeria. That was last year.

What a Glorious Home call. RIP God's own General.

Seems d babe no dey hot n sexy, if she is, guy u go don forget condom since in d 80s, u will only remember when ur done.

kindly bring in a young family member from your side or his side, automatically, the fellow will assist in doing most of the house chores.

Fufu gbona ale ooo, Fufu kolobe.

Second wife loading.....

I have observed that most ladies prefer dating a guy that is tall even if he's not super handsome than a guy that is handsome but very short.

If out of 10 guys, 9 are tall, 1 is short, ladies will pick d short guy last.

This baffles me alot.

Ladies why?

I did a few research to know why there is increase in the numbers of Hoelosho among Naija babes

My findings shows :

1) Money - which makes the World go round,

Every lady needs cash to shine, and they go for dudes dt has got it, dey don't mind how many guys they have to f.ck to get d cash that will meet their targeted purchase.

2) This 1 na guys dey cause am, ask me how?

Some guys, if dey wan f.ck Kpekus, dey will take orisirisi ( Alomo, Tramadol, smoke Igbo, bura n tashi and all sort of mixtures), during the action, such guys can go 30-45mins of serious knacking/banging non-stop with different sex style (and if d guy is well endowed, it's something else) .

Some ladies definitely get use to this tempo of sexual activities, then after breaking up with such guy, another guy will come her way that can only last for 5-10mins in bed.

Before u know it, she will start cheating on d new guy because she is looking for satisfaction, then another breakup comes, before u know it, she will be hoping from 1 bed to another seeking for a guy dt can bang non-stop 45mins to 1hr like d first dude.

So guys abeg if ur not naturally gifted to bang for dt long, stop using sexual enhancement drugs, ur turning most Naija babes to sex addict.

Bro any Babe u meet and during sex, she is telling u 'f.ck me hard' 'Faster' 'Don't Stop yet' and u know say ur capacity no carry, abeg run ooo. U can not come and die.