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pd piper pippen: If na ur fellow man u go am well like this, na ashawo wey u dey dash moni, na wa o!

semid4lyfe: Nice read. . . waiting for part 2

Moodie: CONTINUATION

Then she went home happy at her luck, thanking God for having mercy on her. She then paid her beds pace fee/rent ...whatever.... And bought clothes and lived well for a while. Then the money was exhausted and then she remembered the card. She decided to call the man to express her gratitude and ended up being invited to dinner at the mans apartment. Then after a sumptuous meal supported by cool music, they kissed and did it (now without the ashawo tag). The man then decided to chase off his wife who has been a pain in his arse and marries the ex-ashawo.

That is the (likely) end of the story.
Now this is "original". No copy should be made without citing me as reference and any use of this material for educational purposes or "ashawo" motivation is free. Let them know they can get lucky in the trade.

ducksoup: This coldfeet is a mysterious person. Your comments and posts lately are mysteriously conceived. I wonder what you are really behind that virtual you. Are you not the same coldfeet that claimed of using diabolical means to attract a sugar daddy to your own advantage. Here https://www.nairaland.com/903900/what-worst-relationship-advice-youve
Your dad is a respectable man in the society yet you are a spoilt brat with 'larger than life' attitude. Get a life fast.

Coldfeet: [b]The WORST advice I've ever
taken from someone was from
my now ex friend Nike! She told
me that she knows someone who
will make my PAPILO(sugar dad)
at the time love me exclusively
and give me whatever I demand!
I followed her and was giving
some unknown substance to lick
and to speak my desires to a
horn!!! after I'd written down the
guys name and mothers name
alongside mine. I was giving three
little cuts on my chest and back!
And that was it! My man became
my mugu! He bought me a
murano! Rented and stocked up
a shop at a shopping complex in
lekki! My bank account was at
the greenest it has ever been! I
lived the 'good' life! And funny
enough I started refusing this
guy sex and he never
complained! One day my ex friend
told me baba wants to see you
o! And I thought what for? He
has done his job and I've payed
him! So I refused to see the
baba. To cut a long story short
AM THANKFUL TO GOD that i am
still alive today to tell this story
to whoever cares to read, all of
a sudden I became dispensable!
The guy doesn't have my time
anymore! I crashed my suv
hitting someone in the process,
spent a lot on that! My business
took a dive! I developed rashes
over my body! The house I built
in lekki had to be sold so I can
offset my mounting bills! I became
worst than who I was when I
decided to manipulate my papilo.
Today am happily married to a
wonderful man and a mother of
two belles and two princes! I had
to give up all i acquired from
that demonic union in order to
survive and start afresh! The 3
little marks are still there to
remind me of that time but I
know that with time it will all
fade away!! I gained the world
and almost lost my soul! Ladies
and Gents beware of use council
you keep.[/b]

dekung: If you wash your hands with a particular native soap while having a bout with stomach pain you will be relieved

If you stand on a motar while it raining you will get struck by lightening

If you whistle at night a snake would pay you a visit

This last one made me realise most things are sheer coincidence:
When my daughter turned 10 months, my mother in law was worried that she has not started walking so she went to the village and complained to some people who told her to get white chalk, ground it into powder and mix it with soap. She was to bath my daughter using the mixture of soap, chalk, administered with a local sponge and her body should be rinsed with water warmed by the morning sunlight. she brought the chalk and native and local sponge but for one reason or the other she couldnt perform the silly ritual before she went back home but she promised to come back the following week and bathe for my daughter. Before that week ran out, my daughter had started walking. Assuming she bathed her with the chalky mixture and my girl starts walking she would have been propagating the news that it was the chalk and luke (sunny) warm water.
This is how superstition is birthed!

190: In Nigeria it is very advisable

VillageBoi: Adding my 2 Cents; I need a professional anything!!

PS. It's not really just the 'camera' but the team behind it!!... What is N100,000 about £400?? You might need to add 'A LOT' to your budget!!

ProGSM: Hi,

I want to know if it is possible to get a professional camera for out door drama coverage @ the cost of N100,000?

Thank you.

laralopez: I also need a professional camera.

cantell: [color=#000099][/color]
O boy hand this site over to good web designers.
Why do you choose to use ur site as experiment for your amateurish designs?
Don't understand why some people prefer to play with their business.
Can't say i blame you though, you're sitting on top of a goldmine and probably do not know the value.
You gotta know when to accept defeat and move on.