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Science/Technology / Re: The Sun Just Erupted With Its Most Powerful Solar Flare In 6 YEARS by Konection(m): 10:43pm On Dec 15, 2023
Make I go buy solar panels be that undecided
Travel / Re: How Many States Have You Visited in Nigeria And Which State Did You Enjoy Most? by Konection(m): 5:45pm On Oct 06, 2023
26 states

Enjoyed
port Harcourt (was single then, you know what I mean),
Abuja - night life,

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Family / Re: Man Hospitalised After Beating From Wife by Konection(m): 6:16am On May 12, 2023
sulakishop:
grin

So where are those feminists and women liberators?


**Modified**

So a long time ago, while I was with my grandparents, a woman constantly beats her husband and it has become so much embarrassment and shame for the man.

So one day, my grandpa gave the husband a mysterious ring , to save a friend from the incessant shame and humiliation.

The next time the woman attempted to beat him again, he codedly wore the ring and beat the hell out of the woman.

Until now that I just remembered, only few friends and the little me, that was with my grandpa knew this secret.

The woman died a humble woman and I don't remember her ever beating her husband till her death after the husband acquired the ring! grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin



Pls, did this happen in Lagos? Cos when I was little, I heard about an incident like this, but not the ring tho.
Nairaland / General / Re: What Are Those Things You Can Afford No Matter How Broke You Are? by Konection(m): 12:45pm On Sep 22, 2022
Data

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Agriculture / Re: Call For Your P.o.p Ceiling Design And Wall Screeding by Konection(m): 9:45am On Jul 09, 2022
Strech:
Snap and put one of your recent work make we see wetin you fit really do.

Sorry sir, this is coming very late

Crime / Re: Kuje Jailbreak: Abba Kyari Refused To Escape, Deserves Bail - Ajulo by Konection(m): 6:26am On Jul 09, 2022
shocked
Politics / Re: Crippled Man Gets Wheelchair For Joining #TakeBackNaija Peter Obi Movement by Konection(m): 9:41am On Jun 05, 2022
What of Peter Obi for President, Osinbanjo for vpresident

Or

Osinbanjo for President, Peter Obi for vpresident

I like this combo
Phones / Re: Leaked Photos Show A New Infinix Note Model With 108MP Camera, 120W Charger by Konection(m): 11:18am On May 18, 2022
Iamvetlander:
My Infinix note 10 works perfectly, but I notice the finger print sensor ain't really sharp. Am I the only one facing this problem or it's just a general thing?

Guy you are right, we are in it together cool
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City Vs Liverpool (2 - 2) On 10th April 2022 by Konection(m): 8:56am On Apr 11, 2022
Bmaster:
there is time 4 everything.






Its high time for people on red to collect woto woto


Good morning Sir, I saw the game you posted yesterday. I was/am impressed. Pls when next you have something like that, kindly quote me. Thanks

Family / Re: Christmas Package A Mother-In-Law Gifted To Her Daughter-In-Law (Photos) by Konection(m): 10:38pm On Dec 20, 2021
Bola146:


You are a big fool, creating many names here hiding under one roof, isi ewu

You insult this fast?

I be wan reason your matter but

JAPA
Phones / Re: Share A Good/bad Experience On A Smartphone You've Used by Konection(m): 4:55pm On Oct 16, 2021
grin

Omo, gat 1 fone back in the days, called Solo aspire2 lite 512mb ROM, mehn, I have never regretted anything I bought in my life as this

I believe they used jazz for me to be able to purchase this rubbish

I nearly cried when I came home with the fone.

While booking bet9ja, half of the games must have started before it loads.

Always hot, slow and name it cry

Since then, I can't buy any fone attached with a name "Lite".

Made in Nigeria no sure abeg

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Politics / Re: Independence Day: Ram Nath Kovind Congratulates Nigeria by Konection(m): 4:50am On Oct 01, 2021
shocked

Congratulations on what exactly?

Maybe na mistake
Nairaland / General / Re: Ever Been Mistaken For Somebody? by Konection(m): 5:57am On Sep 13, 2021
Omo no be small thing ooo

My experience is much but let me talk about this

I came home only to meet key on the lock, called my neighbor, she said she's at the market.

Went there with my friend (at one popular market in Ibadan) immediately one woman (selling fish) saw me get down from bike, she called out to her fellow market women saying ' look at the guy we attended his birthday celebration yesterday' ( in Yoruba). Believe me I tried to talk myself out from this no way, my friend tried no way. They all came to me dancing. Omo, I was shocked shocked

It was the woman I went to meet there that finally helped me out and then I couldn't speak Yoruba fluently.
Last last, they were paid for dancing.

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Health / Re: COVID-19 Update For September 11 2021 In Nigeria by Konection(m): 5:29am On Sep 13, 2021
N2B2:


See this one...

How much has NCDC collected from you? undecided

If you like, be forming Yaba-made olofofo anti-vaxxer on NL instead of getting your jab and staying masked up.

Chief, I wasn't talking to you so mind the way you talk
Health / Re: COVID-19 Update For September 11 2021 In Nigeria by Konection(m): 1:11am On Sep 12, 2021
BeeBeeOoh:
Like this now, people no dey fear COVID-19 again.

Boss, we ain't scared of this stuff anymore
Health / Re: COVID-19 Update For September 11 2021 In Nigeria by Konection(m): 1:09am On Sep 12, 2021
Dissap:
Fvck those bitches bro! They ain't worth no shit! Damn it!

How much is per test again?
Health / Re: COVID-19 Update For September 11 2021 In Nigeria by Konection(m): 1:08am On Sep 12, 2021
shocked

Are they still counting this thing?


Mehn, NCDC has milked us dry.
Foreign Affairs / Re: US Sails Ship Through South China Sea, After China Institutes New Maritime ID by Konection(m): 4:57am On Sep 09, 2021
shocked

Their business, we've got more problems here in Ibadan, not to talk of Nigeria.

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Celebrities / Re: Annie Replies Charles Idibia, 2Baba Brother: Stop Sucking Your Brother Dry by Konection(m): 1:51pm On Sep 03, 2021
HellAnus:


U mean a fool like ur mother?

No I meant you are a Big FOOL
Celebrities / Re: Annie Replies Charles Idibia, 2Baba Brother: Stop Sucking Your Brother Dry by Konection(m): 10:08am On Sep 03, 2021
HellAnus:


still dosent take away the fact that we have them for fun and for the food. Nothing else.

You are a FOOL
Celebrities / Re: Annie Replies Charles Idibia, 2Baba Brother: Stop Sucking Your Brother Dry by Konection(m): 10:03am On Sep 03, 2021
HellAnus:
Na so Akwaibom and calabar people dey do. Their ladies are very useless when it comes to marriage. They are only good for fvcking and cooking


The thunder that will fire you is still LOADING
Sports / Re: Guardiola To Pursue International Dream After City Contract Expires by Konection(m): 5:50am On Aug 26, 2021
shocked

Just give us champions league cup before leaving.

You have been a great man,

We the CITYZENS accord you with RESPECT.

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Health / Re: COVID-19 Update For August 21 2021 In Nigeria by Konection(m): 1:37am On Aug 22, 2021
shocked

Naija is tired of this joke....


We are no more interested

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Sports / Re: Tokyo2020: Tobiloba Amusan Narrowly Misses On Podium Position, Finishes 4th by Konection(m): 8:33am On Aug 02, 2021
angry

Are you telling me no medal signed for Naija.

It's really unbelievable

You all tried, we move on and try next time

Good job

Pls let's encourage them, they can do it better

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Health / Re: Any Sure Way To Conceive A Male Child??? by Konection(m): 6:31am On Jul 27, 2021
Housing:


1. Sex at the beginning of your ovulation

2. Let your man cum first. Your husband doesn't need extra effort. Time to procreate is different from time for sexual enjoyments.

3. Most men that usually cum late use to have females.

God blessed me with 3 boys.

I pray God answer your prayers.
Whatever you have please be happy, because God knows best

It is not prayers, it's pure science.
God has placed everything perfectly for us
There are things prayers don't do.
Health / Re: Any Sure Way To Conceive A Male Child??? by Konection(m): 6:28am On Jul 27, 2021
Krismas:
coolWot are u saying set? It’s not clear. Are u saying OP shud relax from it for the first 5days, cos dat is wen girls are formed?

Exactly, the 7th day upwards is the key.

Pls try this and see, don't doubt

That was how I got my son and daughter
I also taught a pastor that asked me how I got a male child he has been looking for for years.

Today he is happy with my method.

It's science, I heard about this at a marriage seminar in a church. ( Was no way married then).
It sank into me

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Health / Re: Any Sure Way To Conceive A Male Child??? by Konection(m): 7:44pm On Jul 26, 2021
shocked

Let me come in here, note I tried it and taught someone and it worked.

A week (7days) after your menstruation, go close to your husband for sex. When your menstrual period is over, start from that day and count.

Girls are usually 2-5days after your menstrual cycle.

Believe this and it will surely work.

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Career / Re: 10 Mistakes You Are Currently Making That Might Damage Your Chance Of Success by Konection(m): 5:51am On Jun 30, 2021
GoogleAdmob2021:
I PRAY WE DON'T MAKE MISTAKES THAT COSTS US SUCCESS


KINDLY JOIN THE MOVING TRAIN


IT'S GOOGLE ADMOBS OR NOTHING....


EARN MASSIVELY ON A MONTHLY BASIS


Boss, pls can you help show the way?
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Thanks
Sports / Re: Messi Vs Ronaldo: Alex Ferguson Gives Verdict On Greater Player by Konection(m): 7:29pm On Nov 16, 2020
grin

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Agriculture / Call For Your P.o.p Ceiling Design And Wall Screeding by Konection(m): 4:43pm On Apr 29, 2020
Good evening Nairalanders, hope you are staying safe?


Am into Wall Screeding and P. O.P designs, so Engineers, Architects, and anyone else into building should pls show some love by patronising me on 0.7.0 3.8.1.4.4.3.5.4. (Also my watsapp number). Our jobs are perfect.


Where ever you are in Nigeria, don't hesitate to call.


Thanks in anticipation
Health / Call For Your P.o.p Ceiling Design And Wall Screeding by Konection(m): 9:10pm On Apr 27, 2020
Good evening Nairalanders, hope you are staying safe?





Am into Wall Screeding and P. O.P designs, so Engineers, Architects, and anyone else into building should pls show some love by patronising me on 0.7.0 3.8.1.4.4.3.5.4. (Also my watsapp number). Our jobs are perfect.





Where ever you are in Nigeria, don't hesitate to call.





Thanks in anticipation
Properties / Call For Your P.o.p Ceiling Design And Wall Screeding by Konection(m): 8:44pm On Apr 26, 2020
Good evening Nairalanders, hope you are staying safe?


Am into Wall Screeding and P. O.P designs, so Engineers, Architects, and anyone else into building should pls show some love by patronising me on 0.7.0 3.8.1.4.4.3.5.4. (Also my watsapp number). Our jobs are perfect.


Where ever you are in Nigeria, don't hesitate to call.


Thanks in anticipation

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