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Religion / Re: Why Did Jesus Curse The Fig Tree? by KORLAR(m): 6:41pm On Oct 09, 2016 |
shotin: Lol. Holy spirit? I'm good. 1 Like |
Religion / Re: Why Did Jesus Curse The Fig Tree? by KORLAR(m): 5:14pm On Oct 09, 2016 |
shotin: Lol. You're just giving me verses without logical explanation. 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Presidency Passes Vote Of Confidence On Emefiele by KORLAR(m): 4:50pm On Oct 09, 2016 |
Genuine vote of confidence, unlike the ones in the two houses. |
Religion / Re: Why Did Jesus Curse The Fig Tree? by KORLAR(m): 4:42pm On Oct 09, 2016 |
lilvicc: To be honest, I don't understand all you've written. |
Religion / Re: Why Did Jesus Curse The Fig Tree? by KORLAR(m): 12:14pm On Oct 09, 2016 |
MuttleyLaff: He could have commanded the tree to bear fruits though since he had the power. |
Religion / Re: Why Did Jesus Curse The Fig Tree? by KORLAR(m): 11:31am On Oct 09, 2016 |
MuttleyLaff: One question, would you curse a worthless living thing to death given that you have the power to bless or curse it? |
Religion / Re: Why Did Jesus Curse The Fig Tree? by KORLAR(m): 10:53am On Oct 09, 2016 |
MuttleyLaff: In my opinion, he should have blessed the tree instead of cursing it to show his magnanimity. 3 Likes |
Religion / Re: Why Did Jesus Curse The Fig Tree? by KORLAR(m): 10:49am On Oct 09, 2016 |
1KINGKYLE:So, how many gods now? 1 Like |
Religion / Re: Why Did Jesus Curse The Fig Tree? by KORLAR(m): 10:19am On Oct 09, 2016 |
emis8: How's Jesus the creator of the world? 25 Likes 1 Share |
Literature / Not Sure How To Teach My Daughter: U For Unacceptable, V For Vague, W For Woman by KORLAR(m): 10:26pm On Oct 06, 2016 |
Every single man you share your sins to Will try his luck too Every single man. And you can not hate him for it And you must not blame you for it And you shall carry on being friends And for times when your self esteem is down And here comes a compliment A somewhat inappropriate compliment A very inappropriate compliment And you don’t know whether to be Flattered or offended But you do feel grateful that someone finds you sexually attractive And you’re angry that you feel grateful that someone finds you sexually attractive, Return to God. http://coolstory.ng/coolZone/im-not-sure-how-to-teach-my-daughter-u-for-unacceptable-v-for-vague-w-for-woman/ |
Literature / Meant For Better? Plain Lazy? by KORLAR(m): 10:20pm On Oct 06, 2016 |
The bright flaming orange ball of doom roused me. I groaned as I look out the window. There it was in its unrivaled glory, staring down. You see, a day which starts with the sun as bright as this one always meant a long day for me. I reluctantly pushed back my covers and all but crawled out of bed in search of my mother – who no doubt would be on one chore or the other – for our morning ritual. The ritual consists of her giving me an earful of how a lady my age shouldn’t sleep as much as I do and I, looking or trying my best to look sober while scanning the grounds for signs of breakfast. The verbal dance always ended with an apology and a promise to desist from me and an indifferent grunt from my mother. Until the next morning. Today, she was bent over a tray of freshly cut pawpaws, carefully arranging them. I looked resentfully at the pawpaws and then at the sun as I chewed on a stick of pawpaw. It was going to be a really long day. Balancing the tray on my well cushioned head, I set out. And after a few hours of walking in the cursed sun, selling pawpaws to willing customers, fighting off the ones who simply wanted to ogle, engaging in playful banters with the old men who seemed confined to their radio sets and getting free bean cake balls from some traders, The weather began to change in my favour. I smiled to myself as the sun began to feel drowsy and retreat into the comfort of the darkening clouds. I started to walk with the surety of an overworked woman who knew rest was around the corner. And then it began. Gleaming silver gems from the sky slowly descended. I waited patiently to be adequately showered by my diamond droplets before I jumped on a bus going home. I alighted a few minutes from home so I could trudge in the mud before I reached my house. My mother’s sympathy isn’t easily gotten but when it was, it overwhelmed. And that. Was the goal. The rained seemed to get heavier with each step I took and my smile, broader. I wiped the smile off my face as my mother opened the door. There I was, a pitiable sight. I was rewarded with a sympathetic look as she grabbed the tray of pawpaws from my hands and wrapped me in a huge cloth. She banished me to my room not before a promise of a hot bath. And well I did what I knew how to do best, I fell asleep as soon as I hit the bed with one last thought. It wasn’t such a long day afterwards. Until, I heard my mother scream from down the hallway. “The sun is out! Wake up” Source: http://coolstory.ng/coolZone/meant-for-better-plain-lazy/ |
Forum Games / Re: How Many Locks Are Open? by KORLAR(m): 5:26pm On Oct 02, 2016 |
3. |
Family / Re: Whatsapp Exposes Zimbabwean Man's Affair With Wife’s Much Younger Sister (Pics) by KORLAR(m): 12:18pm On Sep 29, 2016 |
Hippos |
Education / Re: What Do You Call A Group Of ...? Some Collection Nouns You Dont Know by KORLAR(m): 6:37am On Sep 28, 2016 |
A gang of politheifcians. 4 Likes |
Car Talk / Re: How To Jump Start A Car by KORLAR(m): 6:32am On Sep 28, 2016 |
Why should the black clip be on an unpainted metal and not the negative terminal? |
Politics / Re: INEC Responds To Augustine Alegeh's Allegation On Inconclusive Elections by KORLAR(m): 12:10pm On Aug 24, 2016 |
What a fantastic response. |
Politics / Re: LIVE !!! Fighter Jet Around Niger-Delta Region... by KORLAR(m): 9:49pm On Aug 22, 2016 |
Please, do you have the book? flyingsnail: |
Romance / Re: Things Men Do That Women Find Attractive by KORLAR(m): 6:22pm On Aug 09, 2016 |
curvysola: No, you're sexy |
Romance / Re: Nigerian Woman Buys G-wagon For Boyfriend To Say 'I'm Sorry' (photos) by KORLAR(m): 9:06am On Jul 27, 2016 |
You people are not looking beyond the headline 3 Likes |
Politics / Re: Oshiomole Performed Miracles In Edo State as a Governor, Oba Of Benin Says by KORLAR(m): 10:16am On Jul 17, 2016 |
Bullshit. |
Islam for Muslims / Re: Muslim Divers Observing Salat(prayer) Under The Sea by KORLAR(m): 3:50pm On Mar 25, 2016 |
IndianBwoy: I'm sure you saw a dialog before commenting on this thread. The only crazy thing here is you clicking on the other option asides 'No' and spewing trash here 9 Likes |
Islam for Muslims / Re: Muslim Divers Observing Salat(prayer) Under The Sea by KORLAR(m): 3:46pm On Mar 25, 2016 |
Wow. Allahu akbar 7 Likes |
Health / What Discolored Semen Mean. by KORLAR(m): 3:40pm On Mar 25, 2016 |
Hello whoever is reading this I stumbled upon a thread where someone asked for help analyzing his yellow semen, so i thought I should also find answers to his questions as I am a guy too and could be affected too. Here we go. Semen is normally a whitish-gray color. It's usually quite thick after ejaculation, but liquefies within 30 minutes. Changes in the appearance of semen might be temporary and not a health concern. However, sometimes these changes can be a sign of an underlying medical condition that requires further evaluation. If changes persist for longer than a week or two or if the color change is associated with other symptoms such as pain, fever, sexual dysfunction or blood in the urine, see your doctor for an evaluation. I`d be outlining semen colors (awks!) and possible medical cause. Pink or reddish brown: This could be caused by a recent prostate biopsy or inflammation of or bleeding in the prostate or seminal vesicle — usually benign Yellow: Urine in the semen, jaundice or abnormally high levels of white blood cells (leukocytospermia) Excessively slow moving or sticky (hyperviscous): Inflammation of the genitourinary tract Yellowish-green: A possible prostate infection. Please see a doctor if your semen happens to be in the above mentioned category. 1 Like |
Nairaland / General / Re: Cattle Spotted On BRT Lane In Lagos (Photos) by KORLAR(m): 2:58pm On Mar 08, 2016 |
Olukat: Its so not a sane thing to do to move cattle on a busy express or any road for that matter. Let alone a lane non-BRT buses dare to pass. |
Nairaland / General / Re: Cattle Spotted On BRT Lane In Lagos (Photos) by KORLAR(m): 2:52pm On Mar 08, 2016 |
I wonder what gives these herdsmen the effrontery. |
Crime / Re: Court Okays Shielding Of Witnesses In Kanu’s Trial by KORLAR(m): 5:39pm On Mar 07, 2016 |
Reyginus: The accused, the judge and the lawyers will see the witnesses. 4 Likes |
Politics / Re: Court Sends Alex Badeh To Prison by KORLAR(m): 11:56am On Mar 07, 2016 |
Fight against corruption ongoing 2 Likes |
Phones / Re: Fraudsters Swap Lady's Airtel Sim And Steal Her N400,000 by KORLAR(m): 5:53pm On Feb 06, 2016 |
FlirtyKaren: Aunty Sue them and report to NCC. |
Celebrities / Re: Ini Edo Steps Out In Camouflage Pants And Sneakers (photo) by KORLAR(m): 10:56am On Feb 05, 2016 |
Couldn't help but tell you how beautiful you look. May I be your friend please? PrettyChinny: |
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