₦airaland Forum

Siga:
What do u mean koruji that he can't sue FG, u must be in a different world, dem detain am, make am sh1t hin intenstine and messed up his name for paper, if na u , u go forgive them

alj_harem:
LOL baba suwe don hammer

even better than cocaine selling

Beaf:
Take your time to read the rag. I'd rather use Ovation as a source of news, I can't imagine how Gbawe can stoop so low.

Aigbofa:
He is the true breath of fresh air in Nigeria. He makes you proud doesn't he?

South.East:
Note, everywhere you have sizable ACN, there is mayhem
What did Tinubu and Fashola teach their wards? Political terrorism?
And we have another rascal in Osun
Na waoh!!!

Depilot:
For the last elections, Fashola's works were responsible for every ACN victory and nothing else.
If you ask any smart serious politician in Nigeria, they will let you know that Fashola is the body and soul of ACN.

Apart from stolen Lagos state money, Tinubu is nobody. And I think he's finally starting to realize it himself.
I will not be surprised if Fashola carries CPC flag for the next presidential election spot. I can assure you that he will not move over to PDP. PDP and ACN have a lot in common.

Fashola is not only a lawyer, but a SAN with integrity. And who is is Tinubu?
In a well developed and civilized country, people like Tinubu will be be applying for a facility manager position, may be for a super market and nothing else

I still feel very comfortable to predict that Fashola will eventually be Tinubu's down fall. It is going to get to a point when Tinubu will want to pull a red card against Fashola, the same way he did against Funso Williams, but this time around I predict that Tinubu will choke.

Beaf:
^

Addressing a rally in Osogbo on March 3, in continuation of his presidential campaign, Mr Jonathan said the rail line between Lagos and Jebba will be completed and open for operation by the end of March.

"I have just received a report from the Chairman of the Nigeria Railway Corporation that by the end of this month, segment of railway between Lagos and Jebba would be completed and people will begin to board train from Osogbo," he said.

Mr Jonathan; the Vice President, Namadi Sambo; and Ogun State governor, Gbenga Daniel subsequently undertook a 98-km train journey on March 12 from Ebute-Meta Junction to Abeokuta to show the tracks were ready for operations.

Their train ride followed the commissioning of the new 25 locomotive engines procured by the NRC.

The Minister of Transport, Yussuff Suleman embarked on a test-run ride on the train from Ebute-Meta to Abeokuta in Ogun State on March11.

Mr Ndakotsu stated that the MTTS project had been replicated in Kano, Kaduna-Challawa, Jos and Maiduguri while a concrete sleeper had been established at Bodija, Ibadan.

"The cement freight train service for Lafarge Cement Company, Ewekoro; rehabilitation of the Lagos-Jebba rail line; refurbishment of coaches and wagons, workshops re-equipping and staff trainings had also been carried out," he said.

Beaf:
Poor thing.

Firstly, Dagbolu is about 10-15 kilometres from Osogbo, [size=14pt]secondly that railway line was last used in 1932. Na only bush and rats de deh nowadays, maybe if you had looked carefully while walking, just maybe you would even have seen Mungo Park or Lord Lugard.[/size]
. . ."40 coaches and 40 wagons.". . To drive along Ikirun Road! Up Aregbe!!
One day is one day, unu go take laf kill pikin for dis NL o!

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Beaf:
What does the question or sentence in bold mean. Are you speaking Tiv or Hausa, abi na just shak you shak till eyes red?

Dude quit the verbal staggering, you are very tired and your battery has failed. Go back to praise singing and fanning Tinubu's horrid arse. I might even send you a toy talking drum to complete the package, do you like the design below? You can use it for other occassions, including parties and owambe's.

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Beaf:
He has really surpassed himself, especially with AregbeRASCAL who has "bought" trains to ply a route where there are no railway lines!!!

Beaf:
^
Dude, your head is so far up your scary arse that there is no reasoning with you.
These days, you are so occupied with your Yoruba project under a drug baron that you don't even know you are headed for the woods. All you ACN folk do is try hard to subvert govt for bigoted reasons and then pop up to make tainted arguments. Lol!

Who do you think you are fooling?

Abeg, stick to defending Tinubu, Aregbesola and other criminals.

Beaf:
This doesn't make sense. Nigeria is currently a phucked up jungle because our politics is a place for murder and lying, a place without morals, yet here you are telling the first person to introduce some semblance of civilisation to exit the place for the usual animals.
Of course, I expect you to also be at the front of the train hypocritically calling for changes; thats the "Nigerian" way.

Beaf:
^
You must be a fool not to know that Dagbolu used to have a rail station in the time of Hitler, now it is no more. Yet, my guy wan buy train wen go ply di route. Na wa! LOL!!
How are trains gonna get to Oshogbo from there. . . Maybe they will drive on Ikirun Road sha.

No be small tin o! RASCALS wan wound babies wit dia foolishness! Keep on sniffing o!

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[size=49pt]419.[/size]

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Beaf:
You are a fool and even more so for posting crap from osundefender which is as good as used toilet roll.
[size=14pt]There is NO railway line yet and our usual megalomaniac is claiming to have bought trains. Where is he going to run those trains, abi you tink say train na boat wen dem fit float for Osun Grove? Or maybe AregbeRASCAL has finally invented road going trains that will overtake luxorious buses on our express ways.[/size]

[size=14pt]Abracadbra and 419, all na di same!! [/size]

Unu go take unu foolishness wound pikin o!

Abeg, sniff more stuff before you reply, you're sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo funny!

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Dunce. Who be di maga?
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texazzpete:
You people are so naive. If the tell-tale signs of cocaine pellets were spotted by TWO scans, it means he had cocaine in his tummy and any further wrinkle in the story is just an attempt to cover up the matter.

See an example of a CT scan of a would-be cocaine mule who had swallowed 72 pellets filled with cocaine.

Ileke-IdI:
I guess we wait and see before I say sth else.

“If tomorrow, Christians start a bank, will he do the same? This is wrong of a regulator that the CBN is; it’s not supposed to promote a religious banking idea. He has taken so many steps that elicit suspicion: he sent 1,000 people to Sudan to get trained on Islamic banking; he appointed a special assistant on Islamic banking and planned to establish a Sharia Council of Experts – mainly Islamic scholars. Sanusi is trying to divide Nigeria along religious lines.”

ekt_bear:
Interesting

Ileke-IdI:
So embarrassing. Imagine someone watching me excrete, then searing through my shoit in order to publicize something.

This should be a lesson to all those drug users/ pushers in the entertainment industry.

A shame to awa Yorubas. Yorubas are better than this.

Ileke-IdI:
Mo wa jare. How far? Awon ara ile siko?

Ileke-IdI:
Thank you.

Well another time.

http://www.sunnewsonline.com/webpages/news/national/2011/oct/15/national-15-10-2011-01.html
• We are investigating –IGP
From MURPHY GANAGANA, Abuja
Saturday October 15, 2011

The Federal Capital Territory, Abuja Thursday evening witnessed another explosion, as three buildings, in the highbrow Maitama District were partially damaged.

In the explosion, residences of General Lawrence Onoja, a former Principal General Staff Officer (PGSO) to the late Head of State, General Sani Abacha and ex-director general of the defunct National Security Organisation (NSO), Alhaji Umaru Ali Shinkafi, on Lahn Crescent, Maitama District, Abuja, were affected. The third building affected is located at No.3 of the street, which is barely 500 metres away from the official residence of the Inspector General of Police, Alhaji Hafiz Ringim.

Expectedly, the incident created panic among residents and security agents within the vicinity where the official residences of some ambassadors and heads of foreign missions are also situated, as people scampered for safety amid fears that the dreaded, Boko Haram, might have struck again.

Confirming the incident, in a telephone chat, Ringim said it was an explosion and not a bomb blast. Residents of the area also told Saturday Sun, when our reporter visited the scene at 2.30pm yesterday, that it was an explosion.
According to Ringim, “it’s true that there was an explosion, but it wasn’t a bomb. What happened was that the owner of the plot had contracted a construction company to build a structure for him, and in the course of doing the job, the workers used explosives to blast stones, which caused the destruction. Police are investigating the incident to determine how they came about the explosives.”

When Saturday Sun visited the residence of General Onoja, who was also a former military governor of Katsina and Plateau states, red mud covered the entire compound, just as the roof of his building was partially ripped open.
Also, the front and rear windscreens of a sleek Mercedes Benz car, with registration number Abuja CF 476 ABJ, were completely shattered.

A resident, who pleaded anonymity, said the was car was parked at the periphery of the fence behind the retired army officer’s residence, but was pushed to the front, close to the security post, by the impact of the blast, which occurred directly behind his building.
Investigation revealed that the worst hit was House No. 3 Lahn Crescent, which had its roof almost totally damaged. No fewer than 10 persons were seen fixing the damaged roofs and other parts of some of the affected buildings yesterday.
General Onoja, who was seen at his residence trying to put things together, declined comments.

http://pmnewsnigeria.com/2011/10/14/another-heavy-rain-coming-lagos-warns/
The Lagos State government has appealed to residents living in flood-prone areas in the state to flee as the Nigerian Meteorological Agency (NIMET) has predicted heavier rainfall this month.

The government warned that it is better for residents in such areas to relocate to safer places to avert another disaster like the Sunday, 10 July, 2011 flood that ravaged Lagos.

The General Manager, Lagos State Emergency Management Agency, LASEMA, Dr. Femi Oke-Osanyintolu gave this warning on Thursday in Lagos, southwest Nigeria.

According to Oke-Osanyintolu at the event marking the World Disaster Reduction Day, it was not safe to build or rent houses in wetland areas, saying that the government could not forcibly eject such people but that they have to leave on their own.

Oke-Osanyintolu warned the residents in such areas to quickly quit to avoid disasters, which he said, could be more devastating if they did not heed the warning.

“The state government is being careful. We have been sensitising the residents across the state. We have been asking them not to build houses or rent apartments on wetlands or flood-prone areas. Such areas are death zones which are not meant for residential purpose.

“The policy thrust of the state government is safety first. We have been working hard to achieve the goal. We have set up grassroots emergency management committee and school emergency management committee so as to tackle the root causes of what might culminate in the emergency crisis.

“We are building our early warning sign system. We have been removing all the structures constructed on the canals and channels across the state. We are creating awareness on how the state’s residents can effectively use emergency numbers (767 or 112), which are toll-free and attract no cost,” he said.

He added: “We have started building another relief camp in Igando in preparation for future disasters. We will want to ensure drastic reduction in future flood disasters in the state and have started a post-disaster behavioural change programme to examine the victims’ state of mental health.”

—Kazeem Ugbodaga

Beaf:
You have just painted a vivid picture of a deer caught in the headlamps. In this case though, the headlamps are of severe prejudice. It makes you a man on a railroad to nowhere who see's imaginary creatures attacking him. Not a good place to be.
How many times have I told you I don't work for GEJ? Yet each time you come back with even stronger nonsense, dude you are as trapped by your set views as a religious bigot is trapped by their dogma. Very unhealthy indeed.

You hate GEJ because of Beaf? My guy, you aren't the baby you make yourself out to be. There must be at least one good tuft of greying hair in your musty arse. [size=14pt]Lighten up, bro! [/size]

It is as if you actually think GEJ is chasing you on NL. . . Scaring you. So you keep looking over your shoulder with crazed fevered eyes, fighting shadows, ducking when nothing has been thrown at you, flying into unfathomable rages and throwing childish tantrums. Its fun to watch, but it is unhealthy; I only feel sorry for you.

. . .Anyways, to round up; ACN governors have turned out to be duds and Aregbesola especially has turned out to be the most useless politician to have ever hit the shores of Nigeria. His uselessness is of extraordinary proportions that cannot be matched.

Squealer (a pig): Character Analysis http://www.shmoop.com/animal-farm/squealer-pig.html
In many ways, Squealer’s name says it all. Squealer is an extremely clever pig, “a brilliant talker, and when he was arguing some difficult point he had a way of skipping from side to side and whisking his tail which was somehow very persuasive. The others said of Squealer that he could turn black into white” (2.2). Squealer becomes the mouthpiece of Napoleon’s regime. He rises to power because of his quick mind, his nimble tongue, and the fact that he seems to have absolutely no morals whatsoever.

Squealer makes his debut appearance when he justifies the fact that the pigs have hoarded milk and apples for themselves. He claims that these foods “contain substances absolutely necessary to the well-being of the pig. We pigs are brainworkers” (3.14). Later, when Napoleon eliminates the public meetings, Squealer is sent to explain the decision to the other animals. He tells them:

“No one believes more firmly than Comrade Napoleon that all animals are equal. He would be only too happy to let you make your decisions for yourselves. But sometimes you might make the wrong decisions, comrades, and then where should we be?” (5.19)

Squealer's logic is completely backward. If the animals are going to be allowed to make decisions, then they should be allowed to make whatever decisions they choose – right or wrong. Yet Squealer’s logic is always tricky. Its whole purpose seems to be to trip up the other animals, to confuse them enough that all they can do is conclude resignedly that perhaps Squealer knows best.

Beaf:
I f you like paralyse yourself with the anger of defeat, because you people sold duds to yourselves. . . And now, you are shocked and ashamed that your RASCALS have quickly established themselves as duds and political fungi. They are as useless as the regular politician, the sugar coating has dropped off to reveal some truly fugly mongrels indeed. . . 50billa to cut grass, kill mosquito's and chase errant goats around town!!! Na wa!

Kill yourself with anger, bro! Abeg, the matter is too funny!

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Beaf:
When you people have been logically whooped and intellectually KO'd, you start abusing and barking like dogs. Its actually very funny to watch!
Come on then, bark! Woof Woof!

It won't change one fact; ACN governors led by the RASCAL, Aregbesola are bloody useless.

Beaf:
When its time to defend Tinubu's corruption, you answer, "present sir!"
When good folk point out Aregbesola's corruption, you answer, "do you want to fight boy!"

Lol! You are starting to sound emptier and angrier every passing day!
Is it something you eat? LOLZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!

Amujale:
Its about time!

OmoLisabi:
Proof?

Beaf:
Imagine Aregbesla attempting to cut grass and catch animals with a 50billion loan.