mankan2k7:
What if Nigeria is the hell fire the bible described.

What if our successive leaders are the devils and his agent.


What if those of us in Nigeria are suffering from our offences we committed when we were living in America, Australia, Canada during our previous lifes and when we now died, God sentenced us to hell fire called Nigeria.

What if the Europeans are living in heaven now.

All these thoughts in my head.

Are you in Nigeria?
Let’s assume what your theorised above is the truth…It then means that those Nigerians who managed to travel abroad and settled with residency and working permits must have been raptured.

Those who got deported went to purgatory and were deemed not suitable to be in heaven.

Tinubu is the monster with the horns ans spiky tail and his APC are the fire breathing dragons flogging and inflicting maximum pains on all the sinful Nigerians

saintneo:


Moi- moi is great there has been a lot improvements.

Enugu ọkpa remains the best ọkpa so far, the journey that moi- moi has been through ọkpa is yet to start.

If both are cooked using the basic ingredients (palm oil, pepper, Maggi seasoning, salt and crayfish) ọkpa wins. But the upgrades that moi- moi has experienced makes it more sumptuous.

I think Enugu folks should find a way to make ọkpa more interesting for non-Igbo folks.

Enugu okpa is good and tasty but have you been to Ekwulobia??

Go to Ekwulobia park or Eke Ekwulobia and eat Ntucha aka okpa aka Okpa ntucha.

What is wrong with this man? If he can’t deal with the pressure, he can resign and go and rest. He is so full of himself, unfortunately for him, this is Ebonyi state when he was the governor and could bully and detain people the way he liked.

I don’t believe this. Finger proofs are not foolproof and even during thumb/fingers printing, adequate contact must be made with the machine to capture the prints.

Ain’t we becoming a bit more paranoid? What about the faces and eyes??
If criminals could harvest thumb/finger prints from photos, then no one should be taking photos with the faces and eyes/lens exposed.

I don’t believe this.

anytexy:
This story self. So, the father and son abandoned their flight and started attacking the separator or what?

Comprehension!!

Father and son were fighting the deceased nephew. The nephew apparently was living with her.

She sacrificed her life for her nephew’s. That nephew would’ve been butchered if she hadn’t intervened.

money121:
Time wait for No man

That #500 can't buy 2 soft drink in present Nigeria now

In 1982, two bottles of drink would probably cost no more than 30kobo at 15kobo each

Under Matawalle as a governor, banditry and illegal mining thrived in Zamfara state. Planes were flying over the state conveying fund and minerals while Buhari and northerners looked the other way.

A former secondary school teacher.
33 children and counting. Nigeria is self harming with the present group of people holding powers.

How could Matawalle not be corrupt? Why are we all surprised, he has more than 30 children, wives and thousands of people working for him. He has to soil his hands. Those worried that Yahaya Bello paid his kid’s school fees with hundreds of thousand of US dollars, you all haven’t seen anything.

This is Matawalle’s many children.

nairavsdollars:
Reno Omokri shames his haters with new shoes

Na lie. It’s the same pair of suede shoes. He polished them.
Useless thread though. Reno has the right to wear whatever he wants.

advanceDNA:
The guy isn't asking for much, considering all he claims to have (he looks like the irregular speedometer)


It's the ukwu for me..

.The nigga even has specific size range..

.46-50 inches... ;


..now that's a lotta àss....

That’s Speedy Darlington aka scorpion king aka Akpi.

He is a crazy man, crazier than Portable.

I pity girls that will respond to that advert.

Nigeria is plagued with foolish and mentally unstable people in power.

What’s wrong with the likes of Dino, Wike, FFK, Akpabio?

These men are horrible, petty and childish.

immortalcrown:
How is it your business?

Her facial expression suggests she is just catching cruise.

Even if that's her table manner, why not speak to her instead of posting it online?

Silly bloggers that concoct videos about everything and invade people's privacy just to trend.

There’s nothing private about this video. She recorded it and uploaded it online.

Vixlot:


Why are guys always sad at good news about Nigeria?

Calm yourself down. Not everyone will be a praise singer and Tinubu’s fanatic.

He asked a valid question. Everyone even the opposition want to see Nigeria work. It’s for the good of all.

The thread say that 1 km of road pavement was completed….that’s 699km to go and you want to pop your champagne!! Are you ok? Every Nigeria would want to see this project completed but it’s early days to be jumping up and beating your chest. You haven’t even queried or asked questions about the alleged padded cost attached to this project.

dkidd:
Where are those Nairaland fools predicting watery beans for their Father... U think everyone is in ur league. Envious bastards

If cubana chief priest wasn’t foolish, he should’nt have shot this video.
The man’s stupidity is as fat as his tummy. Bobrisky went to prison for an offence that this man has pleaded not guilty while there are tons of videos of him spraying, stepping and mutilating naira notes with his obese body.

You are talking of hate and jealousy, what’s there to envy about him? If you are a fan of this man, you should hope and support that the law convicts him.

Prison life will do him a lot good. A few weeks will change his life for the good. The proverbial prison beans is highly nutritious if you don’t know and that food is much better and healthier than the alcohol and processed food poisons that he assaults his body with everyday.

grandstar:
A Yoruba actress was first jailed 6months.for this offense.

Next, was Bobrisky who is now chopping beans at Kirikiri. He too was Yoruba.

Cubana is Igbo. No one should scream tribalism

The emphasis here is that this is not a witch hunt.

Peace.

No tribalism here. Cubana chief priest should be cooling off in prison for disrespecting and mutilating the naira.

I’m an Igbo man and I support that. He should spend at least one year in prison if convicted.

Tombrown3:


In my 33 right now, hoping to settle this year.

I love matured women, dated mostly above 26yrs old women all my life.
I love the fact you acknowledged the procreational responsibility. But the problem is, lots of Nigeria men are intimidated by ambitious women. We believe ambitious women are not submissive and also, they are controlling.

Like the above adviced, unless you know you'll be a good wife, I also advise you get babies without the headache and complexity of a husband.

I'm an Igbo man.

Wish you all the best in your search

Nwanne gbanyuo oku. Why did you emphasise being Igbo.

Miss resilient specified that she didn’t want Igbo or Yoruba.

This babe has no photo and yet lots of men from Sierra Leone, Liberia, Ghana and Nigerians are interested.

Broda, stay away. Umunwanyi Julu na south east.

Salami234:
I'm really embarrassed and scared..

I hope it doesn't affect me in the future.

I wish I could be like you sometimes. I’m a complete opposite.

Sonnobax15:

Chidinma,one of our very talented female artiste that year...But unfortunately,we now choose to listen to crab music in this country instead of good music with good lyrics..

Crap not crab.

helinues:


The person below should be considered first. Make una no start marginalization

The person who created this thread is petty and mischievous. I see nothing wrong with Reno’s shoes. They appear to be suede and maybe they should’ve been given some TLC but they are doing the job of protecting Reno’s feet and complementing his attire.

The photo you posted: whose are they? Those are pretty solid pair of shoes. The shoes and trousers had been in the mud and even at that, the shoes looked strong.

KingLennon:
Mr Reno wants to trend. He didn't say anything when Air Peace was on a formative stage

I can’t stand Reno. Sometimes I see him as a foolish man and someone who needs psychiatric help but the piece above is brilliant. He can be annoying and a bigot sometimes, if you dislike him and his antics, you’d be expecting him to start praising the other ethnic group or comparing the business and managerial acumens of the Igbo entrepreneur with that of a Yoruba entrepreneur. He did but in a smart way.

Onyema need to see this, read it, assimilate the contents and reflect on it. AirPeace and Onyema need to learn and do better. It’s not just Allen Onyema but also some of his crew members. There are some clout chasers amongst them especially the ladies responding to every message on Instagram from giving advice about aviation school to cat walks. That isn’t right. Someone need to remind them how to act professional online.

MT:
Super Falcon rode their luck today.

Thanks to our keeper, SA would have beaten our girls.

It was a nervy match , and they put the falcons under immense pressure but grateful we triumphed.

Nigeria girls actually played better. Falcons controlled the game, technically, tactically, Nigeria was better and physically, Nigeria outmuscled them. Nigeria created and had better scoring chances. Thembi Kgatlana was frustrated throughout the match. The only time I watched the falcons play so well was during their World Cup match against England which they lost via penalties.

This girl is a baller…so strong, so fast and skillfull.

The slim one any day, any time. In 15 years, she’ll look even better. In 5 years, the chubby one will get rounder and worse than Michelin woMAN….If the chubby one gets sick, she’ll look very unsightly…not to mention, health issues like fibroid etc.

One of the best matches I’ve seen the Falcons play. They played well.
They were so confident in the ball. They played as well as they did against England in the World Cup.

Sucre6:
Let's do the maths, a bag of cement is 50kg now multiply 50kg X 12
That is 600kg.

How can a bike carry 600kg of loads, practically impossible, which kind lie be this abeg

I saw more than 12 bags of cement there.

That’s nearly a tonne of weight that bike is carrying.

Anyone praising this man and his cars must be as foolish as Reno.

This is shameful and it’s quite sad and unfortunate that this man is a politician who had been elected to represent a certain constituency in Nigeria.

Nigerian politicians have no conscience. Most of them are evil.

UselessBuharist:
You can’t take bribe away from these guys

There are like Siamese twins.

You can’t take bribe away from them and you can’t take them away from bribe.

epondudu:
Not all policemen are like this, if you meet the professional ones you will love the job.

….If and only if…

epondudu:
The Op is bigot, the majority of comments here smells bigotry. The east is only the region that smells badly of bigotry,this is why you hardly read a tribal related news from other regions.
Infact in southwest the owner will see this as helping the less privileged...God bless the Yoruba man,we are not that heartless.
The Igbos can do that to their keen talkless of an Aboki.....Igbo Amaka

Build your own house and relocate them.

Mercenary123:
. That's a lie he was a block moulder that time. I can boldly tell you that that suit was rented. He was a very poor guy as at that time. Na my neighbor e be as at that time naa

What’s wrong with being a black moulder? That’s a physically strong and a hard working man right there.

He might be your neighbour but your comment showed you didn’t really know him. Being a block moulder doesn’t mean he couldn’t afford a piece of suit or nice clothes.

People were patronising his business, he was getting contracts and doing well for himself…besides he didn’t get to the government only by being a block moulder. He worked hard, invested in education and developed himself. Some of you people need help.

I don’t believe this nonsense. What’s the volume of the church’s water tank and how many pills or mg of viagra did she or he put in there?

Some people would create anything to attraction internet users.

I was expecting to see Rwanda on the list.

This is where champions and warriors are made. That stadium isn’t scary. I’d be motivated and fired up if I was to play in that stadium.

I’d turn into a dragon, swallow those flames then unleash hell in there.

Wawelexy:



Dey play.... The law will be reviewed or amended just to jail him. Nigeria isn't US, bobrisky is gone.

Assuming he/she was jailed, which jail are they going to put him in, male or female?

Btw, is he in a female or male cell?