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Politics / Re: Security Beefed-Up In The North Over Movie On Prophet Mohammed by kozykid(m): 9:39pm On Sep 12, 2012
Neftanga: EvEn iF tHeY wAnT tO kIlL,wHy cAn'T tHeY aTtAcK tHoSe iNvOlvEd iN tHe pRoDuCtIoN oF tHe fIlM?. WhY mUsT tHe iNnOcEnT sUfFer?

IN SoMe rElIgIoNs, iF tHeIr sUpReMe bEiNg iS mAlIgNeD/dIsPaRaGeD, He fIgHts fOr hImSeLf aNd nOt jUsT mOrTal mEn!!
Bro, ti eleshe ban ji ya olododo a pin ni be... U know d laws, why shld dey be a law breaker the highest offence in islam after shrik iS insulting the holy prophet PBU
Romance / Re: My Boyfriend Is Too Archaic It Worries Me by kozykid(m): 4:06pm On Sep 08, 2012
if he says c.ronaldo uses jazz to play ball.. Then messi is using oputo to play ball
Crime / Re: Why Crimes Are Unresolved In Nigeria by kozykid(m): 8:58am On Sep 07, 2012
It can't... Biblically they said free barnabas and let the curse be on us and our children.. So its a natural phenomenon not only in nigeria but the world in general
Celebrities / Re: Rick Ross In Obalende Market by kozykid(m): 10:04pm On Aug 20, 2012
Ijogz K: Who's Rickross? undecided
a pastor @ rCcg

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Education / Re: Federal University Dutse Has Air-Conditioned Classrooms by kozykid(m): 9:17pm On Jul 19, 2012
dkolu: There is nothing spectacular about receiving lecture in ac rooms it is a common thing in the university of ibadan even some of the common rooms and reading rooms have ac so wat is d fuss all about.
also here in unilag too sum faculties are well equipped with ac's... Even commom rooms and reading rooms in the halls of residence are furnished so I wonder wat the fuss is all about
Education / Re: Unilag Chancellor, Hrm Alhaji (dr) Aliyu O. Obaje Is Dead by kozykid(m): 11:12am On Jul 19, 2012
Patsey: U MEAN THE CHANCELLOR OF MAULAG grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
. Its still unilag dude# a FHC has passed an injunction stopping the FG from renaming the ivory tower. The university of first choice and nations pride. And d case has been suspended till sept 21 2012
Education / Unilag Chancellor, Hrm Alhaji (dr) Aliyu O. Obaje Is Dead by kozykid(m): 7:36pm On Jul 18, 2012
UNILAG CHANCELLOR, HRM ALHAJI (DR) ALIYU O. OBAJE IS DEAD
The Governing Council, Senate, Management, Staff and Students of the University of Lagos, announce with heavy hearts but total submission to the will of the Almighty, the passing on to glory of our dear Chancellor, HRM Alhaji (Dr) Aliyu O. Obaje, CBE, FIAMN, LLD, CFR, the Attah Igala Idah, Kogi State.
Until his death in the afternoon of July 16, 2012; Dr. Aliyu O. Obaje, President of Kogi state Traditional Council, was Chancellor of the University of Lagos.
The late monarch ascended the throne on November 2, 1956 as the 26th Attah Igala Idah succeeding late Attah Ameh Oboni. He reigned for over 56 (fifty-six) years, making him the longest serving traditional ruler in the country.
The University of Lagos commiserates with the family, Kogi State and the nation as a whole on the loss of this illustrious son of Nigeria.
May his gentle soul rest in peace, Amen.
Education / Re: Has Madonna University's License Been Suspended? by kozykid(m): 8:02am On Jul 05, 2012
olagamalin: Hmmn..i am an Akokite myself, and i mU̶̲̥̅̊st say your writing leaves much to be desired...there's room for improvement though.

Am an akokite too
Literature / Tears Of Today Vs Treasur Of Tomorrow by kozykid(m): 4:43pm On Jul 01, 2012
Do not let any mortal ink WRITE off your future:
Everyone in life has a HISTORY of past failure.

Do not let critique crush your crude creativity,
Keep dancing to the drumbeat of dare-dexterity.

The seeds that gave birth to big trees were small;
So keep watering and weeding till you stand tall.

A man whose heart is full of the pains of the past
Will have a future framed with pictures of his past.

The good old days are radiant rays to remember,
But better days await those who do not slack or slumber.

Learn from the past and leave its pitiable pains;
Live in the present and lend from its golden grains.

Long for tomorrow, looking out for hope and help;
Do not let your yesterday make you yell or yelp.

Worry does not sack rainfall from the swollen skies;
It only brings more dust and cloud to soil the eyes.

The fear of the unknown cannot scare away shadows;
It tames today and taints the treasure of tomorrow.

Regrets over the past cannot bring a clear conscience;
It puts the man on reverse gear and stark silence.

Disappointments and denial can only knock down;
Discouragement and depression make him drown.

Everyone has a past, present and future…to fly or frown;
Only the courageous and consistent take the crown.

You cannot walk backwards and arrive at the future.
Do not chain your future, change past pictures.
Jokes Etc / Things I Learnt From Nollywood by kozykid(m): 10:09am On Jun 30, 2012
1. An actress can wear the same hairdo for
more than a yr, even in longer flashbacks.
2. In every romance movie, som1 must die....
3. It is possible 2 hit a person without actually
touching them!
4. Any1 who gets hit by a car dies
immediately.
5. Poisoned food always tastes better.
6. D best way 2 make money is by visiting
a'Babalawo' (herbalist )/ joining a cult/
sleeping with rich men.
7. 1 of a pair of twins (identical or not) is
born evil.
8. There is never an end 2 ur suffering, except
death!
9. With a pastor... all things are possible.
10.Gun shots & knock out sound the same..
11. A movie has not been made if at least one
actor/actress has not twisted his/her lips to
speak wrong phonetics.
12. U are in love...U want 2 take ur girl out, D
best place U take her 2 is...
*Mr.Biggs/ Tantalizers: where U'll most
probably see an 'ex' while feedin each other.
*The beach: where it is imperative dat U ride
a donkey & carry her playfully.
*Or the best: take her 2 buy som new ugly
clothes.
13. The police are extremely efficient unlike
their counterparts in real life...
14. Every problem u av is spiritual
15.Wen u're shot in d chest, it doesn't really
matter, ur head will be bandaged, same for ur
legs.
16.When advertising a movie, u av to shout
cos people are deaf.
17. If a car crash has to happen, d driver has
to drive in a zig zag motion on a free highway
without an oncoming vehicle and then slam
into a tree that wasn't there before...
18. Sometimes d title has absolutely nothin to
do wit d movie, and other times wen you see
d title and the poster, U know it ALL.
19. At d end of a 3hr movie, u'l b reminded
dat THIS IS JUST THE BEGINNING.
WATCH OUT
FOR PART 2...
And finally....
20. All Nigerian films are marketed at Ebinpejo
Lane Idumota or Iweka road Onitsha...
Politics / Re: Gov Rochas Okorocha Buying Roasted Corn.(pic) by kozykid(m): 9:40pm On Jun 26, 2012
So buying roasted corn by d roadside is now d yard stick for measuring humility and gud governance?he is only trying to make us a bait for d 2015 G.election then u will know the son of whom he is
Politics / Re: Boko Haram On Yoruba Soil Is A Declaration Of War - OPC by kozykid(m): 10:38am On Jun 24, 2012
achi4u: OPC cant do anything should boko haram pay them visit.They can only result on killing helpless innocent children and their mothers.

What did they know about fighting terrorism___this is not agbero work O!...do not let boko guys hear this.

i've warned you.
seconded
Politics / Re: Fashola Rejects Creation Of Additional States by kozykid(m): 12:42pm On Jun 23, 2012
Yh...dere are sum undadevelopment in sum states...why create anoda if not for d selfish and political reasons of our leaders..the country is in shambles yet unnecessary issues are given consideration ahead of tangible ones..naija I hail thee
Romance / Re: I'm In Trouble! I've Fallen In Luv With 419 devil On Facebook'' by kozykid(m): 5:44am On Oct 05, 2011
Thank ur stars dat I did not know u or I am not near u, I would have given u the beaten of ur life duffer, for the fact that u are a nairalander nobody should cheat u, fooll
Politics / Re: Will You Attend Independence Ceremony In Your State? by kozykid(m): 8:42am On Oct 01, 2011
Don't.think I will be going, got loads of things to do other than attending a disgraceful occassion

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