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Foreign AffairsRe: Birds Are Falling From The Sky In India ( Pics, Video) by Kpengla(m): 6:03am On May 18, 2022
My naija people for talk say na winch dey fall from sky, any bird wey fall na to burn am or break im head
PoliticsRe: Tinubu To Dump APC For SDP If… – Associate by Kpengla(m): 4:27am On May 18, 2022
Asiwaju of Thieves
PoliticsRe: Troops Uncover Mass Grave Where Slain Military Couple Were Dumped (graphic Pix) by Kpengla(m): 4:11am On May 18, 2022
Nyne:
Give these people the referendum that they need. I’m not from the east but I think every tribe needs to divide and move forward as a people. This is 2022. The Hausas needs us more than we need them, that’s why they don’t want to let go.

The mistake we are making as a people is allowing other tribes into foreign communities.
Stay in your environment and make it a better place.

The IGbos own the oil, let them enjoy what they own.
Hausas are good in agriculture, let them focus on that.

I’m yoruba, we have a couple of things that we can rely on. It’s that simple. Make everybody dem him day and enjoy life.

These are the 3 major tribes. The division can start from there. Make we no dey force union.
What oil do Igbos own?

You must be a drunkard
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Kpengla(m): 11:01pm On May 17, 2022
ReadaDream:
grin wonders
Na juju cheesy
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Kpengla(m): 6:20pm On May 17, 2022
SamuelTaiw0:
Maybe he's going home from work. He most likely is not a full time driver. But that price is too ridiculous sa. kiss cry
He can't b going home the detour/deviation from route is too wide. He is simply stupid
CrimeRe: EFCC Arrests Ahmed Idris, Accountant General Of The Federation For N80billion F by Kpengla(m):
Ahmed4002:
EFCC Arrests Ahmed Idris, Accountant General of the Federation for N80billion Fraud

Operatives of the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission, EFCC, on Monday, May 16, 2022 arrested serving Accountant General of the Federation, Mr. Ahmed Idris in connection with diversion of funds and money laundering activities to the tune of N80billion (Eighty Billion Naira) only.

The Commission’s verified intelligence showed that the AGF raked off the funds through bogus consultancies and other illegal activities using proxies, family members and close associates.

The funds were laundered through real estate investments in Kano and Abuja.

Mr. Idris was arrested after failing to honour invitations by the EFCC to respond to issues connected to the fraudulent acts.

https://www.facebook.com/100064596373289/posts/pfbid02iDeGDyL4xtJVBDpgtShM2mYDG2ThkAnED9FF5iNbWwGDMcuDjYnzLzKmWhdoKCcl/
PoliticsRe: Sit-At-Home: Man Killed In Imo State (Photo) by Kpengla(m): 10:10pm On May 16, 2022
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HealthRe: Ugandan Girl Commits Suicide In Dubai By Falling Off Apartment by Kpengla(m): 10:03pm On May 16, 2022
jibiti obo angry
PoliticsRe: Oba Of Lagos Praises Army For Shooting #Endsars Protesters. by Kpengla(m): 7:32am On May 16, 2022
Oba of Idiots
CelebritiesRe: My AMVCA Outfit Costs $100k – Ifuennada Brags, Calls Critics Broke by Kpengla(m): 11:17pm On May 15, 2022
Is there anything scary about an olocho hawking her nasty wares

Disgusting, maybe....but scary? Not at all, unless her fellow pussy-vendors are scared of the competition
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Kpengla(m): 9:54pm On May 15, 2022
thoollz:
How far guys? We get this type of driver here?
That's a stupid man lipsrsealed
PoliticsRe: Photos Of Late Deborah Samuel's Parents by Kpengla(m): 9:51pm On May 15, 2022
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CelebritiesRe: My AMVCA Outfit Costs $100k – Ifuennada Brags, Calls Critics Broke by Kpengla(m): 9:24pm On May 15, 2022
Rubbish
CrimeRe: 1 Officer, 4 Civilians Killed As Gunmen Open Fire On Police Convoy In Bayelsa by Kpengla(m): 9:22pm On May 15, 2022
MrCover:
https://dailytrust.com/five-killed-as-gunmen-open-fire-on-police-convoy-in-bayelsa
I have zero compassion for any Nigerian government official or politician.

Zero.

May the unfortunate civilians rest in peace.
CrimeRe: Guys Please Beware Of This Loan Company. They Are Fraud!!!! by Kpengla(m): 8:09pm On May 15, 2022
Ejike07:
my brother Na him I be - PURE MUGU LIKE ME.
try visit the website first
Forget website bro

No one pays cash in advance for loan fees, the fees are deducted from the loan itself.
PoliticsRe: Muslims Chanting "LaiIlahailaLahu" After burning facilities In Sokoto (video) by Kpengla(m): 8:44am On May 15, 2022
Hisbah21:
did she abuse the Prophet or she did not?

in Islam if you abuse Jesus definetly you are out of our religion and we will lynch you too. we love them all.

know what you are typing
Your prophet was a pedo
PoliticsRe: Deborah: Suspect In Viral Video Is From Niger Republic, Has Escaped – Police by Kpengla(m): 8:42am On May 15, 2022
Tissaia:
https://dailypost.ng/2022/05/15/deborah-suspect-in-viral-video-is-from-niger-republic-has-escaped-police-source/
Smh for moslem Northerners

I'd really like to see where they end up in the afterlife
PoliticsRe: Kyari; In Kuje Prison Private Cell, I was Forced to Pay DSTV... by Kpengla(m): 4:00am On May 15, 2022
They need to hurry up and kill him
Foreign AffairsRe: Shooting At TOPS Supermarket In Buffalo, New York - Multiple Deaths Recorded by Kpengla(m): 11:23pm On May 14, 2022
What a sad mothafùcker...he's a white supremacist who wants white birth rates to rise, but he massacred white people like himself and tampered negatively with the same metric he claimed to.want improved.

He's nothing more than a full blown lunatic
TV/MoviesRe: Denola Gray Wins Best Male Dressed At AMVCA 2022 Red Carpet by Kpengla(m): 11:16pm On May 14, 2022
Flamemignon1:
And you suck pussy too
Not me, never lipsrsealed
TV/MoviesRe: Denola Gray Wins Best Male Dressed At AMVCA 2022 Red Carpet by Kpengla(m): 11:09pm On May 14, 2022
Flamemignon1:
You say that like it's an insult grin cheesy. It's 2022
Not at all an insult bro that was merely an observation

I'm guessing you suck cōck also? grin
CrimeRe: Guys Please Beware Of This Loan Company. They Are Fraud!!!! by Kpengla(m): 11:07pm On May 14, 2022
Ejike07:
I requested for a loan of 500k and was sent form s to filled which I did they later asked for a loan guarantee of 20k, I sent. immediately after sending this money, I was told that my loan would be ready within an hour. I started calling the number repeatedly on their website but no response but picked my call when I used another number. it then dawned on me that I have been scammed
So pure mugu like you still dey exist for this country

You're a pure mugu
TV/MoviesRe: Denola Gray Wins Best Male Dressed At AMVCA 2022 Red Carpet by Kpengla(m): 11:02pm On May 14, 2022
They even wear uniform

Cocksûckers
CelebritiesRe: Why We Demolished Kpokpogri’s House – FCTA Reveals by Kpengla(m): 8:26pm On May 14, 2022
Odewaleadesoye:
See Previous Thread:
https://www.nairaland.com/7126197/kpokpogris-n700m-abuja-house-demolished




Source: Daily Post
The man collect woto-woto

Tonto is obviously fùcking a highly influential official in that Abuja because, see how they messed this guy up mafia-style
RomanceRe: Why Are Men Uninterested Nowadays by Kpengla(m):
jackals:
I'm a beautiful woman in my 30s (33 precisely) with a good career and a budding startup in the make-up business. I'm also very humble and I'm one that appreciate the little things a man do. Recently, I got linked to a guy who just came back from the US and have the intention of settling down just like me. He's successful and very respectful the First time we met, and I was already looking forward to something meaningful with him.

Last week Sunday, he took me out. When I got back home, I noticed I've embarrassed myself too much by literally throwing myself at him. I withdrew and form busy by not responding to his texts and calls for two days. WhatsApp message read but not replied.

On Tuesday, I noticed he didn't message me for the whole day. But I became bothered. Up till now, he has not called me nor message me. I didn't want things to be like this, I just didn't want it to be like I'm desperate of his attention.

Is he that he has moved on or not really interested
It's not about you per se, or even how you reacted to him. I'm guessing you just aren't his spec meaning he's not physically attracted to you...or maybe he's gay and he's just in the msrket for a beard...

Because even if he thought you were clingy a normal man would still try to hit that puna a few times before going ghost on you. Don't sweat it your own man will surely show up. You can't tick all the boxes for every man out there, there's a match for everybody keep trying till you find yours.
FamilyRe: My Wife Slapped Me & I Beat Her But She Refused To Go To Father's House by Kpengla(m): 8:06pm On May 14, 2022
APC2:
I created this new account to hide my identity.

We live in a highbrow area in Ogun state with one Kid of 2 years. My wife is not working, she is attending a university in Ogun state where we lived. My wife always watch African Magic, Zee World or running from one prayer house to another. She does not respect me at all. Living with her for 3 years now is hell on earth.

Yesterday, she told me that she attended a program conducted by a prayer ministry and the the General Overseer, a woman told her to bring a bag of rice as a seed. I told her I don't have money to buy a bag of rice for a ministry I don't know anything about. She got angry and told me that I must give her the money before I go to work. To my greatest surprise, she block the door and told me that I am not going anywhere until I give her the money for the bag of rice that the woman of God need the rice that yesterday. I got angry and tried to push her, she gave me a heavy slap and began to shout and insulting me using English so that every neighbour will hear. I was so ashamed and forced my myself out of the flat, she ran after me, held my clothe and tear it down.

I return back to my flat, carry a cable wire and beat her until she couldn't stand up. I'm an operation manager in my company, I went to work, took excuse and went to police station. I carried two police to arrest the general overseer, when we got there, she started swearing that she did not tell my wife to bring any rice, that it is my wife that volunteer to bring. The police did not arrest her again. I returned to office and notify her parents.

Her parents came in the night and after I explained to them, they insulted their daughter and apologize to me. I told my wife to follow her parents she refused.

So about 12:00 midnight, my wife started again, threatening me that she will deal with me, talking loudly again that I called her parents to come and insult her and she will pay me back in a way that I will regret knowing her.

When I couldn't sleep, I went out of the house at about 2:00AM to look for a near-by hotel to sleep. Immediately I entered the hotel, a young lady standing in front of the hotel followed me to the reception. I was thinking she want to book a room as well. The receptionist told me that the available room is 17, 000. I accepted and paid. I was directed to the room and as I entered, somebody knocked the door. I open the door and it was the young lady that followed me to the reception when I was entering the hotel. Before I knew she entered the room and said, "oga, I will do you well, na just 4,000 you go give me". She started touching me and I told her to stop it. I was so disturb by wife problems and I needed someone to talk with. So I accepted the lady. We spent the night together and had sex twice. This is my first time of having sex with another woman since I married in 2019.

I am always at home with my family when I return from work and I think my wife is taking that for granted. I will be going out from now to meet other women. I am completely tired of the marriage and I am considering marrying another wife that can give me peace and respect.
You married a retãrded witch

Better take that kid from her and kick her out of your life.
CrimeRe: Herdsmen Slit Man’s Throat For Attempting To Save Sister From Rape (photo) by Kpengla(m): 7:55pm On May 14, 2022
saapphiere:
https://www.instagram.com/p/Cdh5QUuIQSN/
Sad

Where is the ESN when they are actually needed? Fools are busy raping and killing their own kin under guise of enforcing useless stay-at-home, on behalf of their god Nnamdi Kanu
PoliticsRe: Deborah Samuel: Police Fire Live Bullets At Protesters In Sokoto, Scores Injured by Kpengla(m): 7:51pm On May 14, 2022
They are terrorists

BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Kpengla(m): 7:32pm On May 14, 2022
Felicity001:
Stop bothering yourself over this DS thing just do you hustle and forget about it else you won't be able to focus very well on your target.

One of the main reason bolt brought this DS is to avoid them of winning the bonus because now there's no way you can eat their bonus without accepting and completing all trips requests.

This is the same bonus they already charged drivers for oooh... Shey pearl dey read this sooo later they'll come back and say they're collecting 20% because of bonuses given to drivers and riders... Like what's my own with your customers what bizness do I've with them apart from PU and DO? Again, they've collected base fair oh and collected 20% from it as well yet drivers still have to pay them back the whole 100% booking fee collected from riders... They called that one 5% meaning the entire 5% belongs to them.

Now let's assume ant drivers like cheerfulgiver, kanuisagiat, pearl1910, johnybegood, Baz001 the check ded ant man and ghost and gentlelife60 in the entire year gross N10m 5% of that amount is 500k... A whooping 500k all goes to bolt. This is after they've collected 20% ooh.

Infact make I no burst una brain any further against.

This height if robbery needs to be stage with a very aggressive and hoodlumnistic approach else this people will continue to use our heads, blood and sweat for money rituals

As for me any long trip I'll keep calling converting it to offline after all the DS is not bigger than the law of gravity which states that whatever goes up must come down and verse versagrin

Simple!
Badt guy cheesy

I like ur general attitude even tho you can be nasty/mule-headed some of the time....these companies are criminal organizations and they need to be dealt with as such
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Kpengla(m): 7:26pm On May 14, 2022
geezyk:
Yes it was, the sign was not that visible.
Sorry about that bro.

Was asking because when I lived in that axis about 20 years ago, traffic moved in both directions on the service lanes of the expressway. So I assume the one-way was a street off the express, or the convention i used to know has since been abolished.

I like to know these things to avoid falling into the hands of those licensed criminals.

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