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PoliticsRe: Oshiomhole, Ize-Iyamu, Odubu Receive Tinubu At The Oba Of Benin's Palace by Kpengla(m): 6:22am On May 22, 2022
PrinceMajestic:
Edo 2020 failure squad with 2023 failed sick drug addict. His Majesty better fortify himself after. I know say the smell of yellow teeth and piss don choke oba. Nawa o

CrimeRe: How I Was Assaulted By An Army Officer by Kpengla(m): 5:54am On May 22, 2022
He came back after a month shocked

You can imagine kind of petty, useless creatures in the Nigerian armed forces no wonder boko is whooping their ãsses like the donkeys they really are
PoliticsRe: The Bizarre Killings In The South East! Who Are Behind These? by Kpengla(m): 12:54am On May 22, 2022
Who is behind all those drug peddling cases worldwide where Chukwuemeka, Chidiebere and Chikaodi are caught with narcotic drugs?
PoliticsRe: 2023 APC Presidential Primary: Edo Delegates Sing To Tinubu by Kpengla(m):
Tinubuadvocate:
You don't even have privilege to be among the singers. You see how world keep leaving you behind
It's not a privilege it's a shame

And it's the whole world leaving you shìt-eating owomida cretins behind, not the other way around

What a sad, pointless creature you are
PoliticsRe: 2023 APC Presidential Primary: Edo Delegates Sing To Tinubu by Kpengla(m): 10:12pm On May 21, 2022
Lanrelagboi:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2Y4wqur1yk

Edo APC Delegates Welcome Bola Tinubu with an anthem sung by his supporters
They are singing for their food money

Lagos money to the world
PoliticsRe: Burial Photos Of DIG Joseph Obiajulu Egbunike by Kpengla(m): 7:55pm On May 21, 2022
He had a great life all told...he died of excess enjoyment
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Kpengla(m): 6:54pm On May 21, 2022
sandammy:
Please experienced gurus help me with this car issue.
My civic will just stop accelerating while in motion. The first experience was on third mainland bridge while coming from ibadan. I managed it like that till I reached Lekki then after it cool down a little bit it was normal after I restarted the engine and it rev as it used to

I never encounter anything like that again since then until yesterday while I was on a trip it did same thing. I have to manage it like that till I finished the trip because. Once it start the speedometer won't go beyond 40 and will diminish once the road is no a level ground. No matter how hard I press the gas, it won't just respond.

I've scanned the car and there is no fault code registered on the ECU. I've also Google search the problem but no specific cause.

Abeg I can't continue with this wahala and be comfortable driving people up and down putting their lives and mine at risk
fuel pump is done
PoliticsRe: Young Orji Kalu Complained About His Delayed Recognition In 1987 (Throwback Pix) by Kpengla(m): 4:57pm On May 21, 2022
Back when someone was getting dìcked up the ãss by baby generals grin
RomanceRe: Help - I'm About To Start Dating Two Sisters (accidentally) At The Same Time. by Kpengla(m): 4:07pm On May 21, 2022
questioner:
I'd like to summarize my issue, Confused on the way forward.

1. I met this beautiful babe at a restaurant - pretty face, fresh baby skin, nice catwalk. She was damn proportionate, average boobs, average butt, avg hips, average height, angelic look, you can take her anywhere kinda girl.
She leaves the restaurant some minutes before I do.

2. While driving out, I notice she's still at the bus stop waiting for a bus/cab, so I beckon her and gave her a lift home. We exchanged numbers.

3. Called her two days later asking to hang out, she was hesitant but I persisted and she later agreed

4. We chill out at a bar in the evening but she wasn't acting too friendly, not answering my questions and just behaving hesitant.
Infact, a friend I met at the bar wondered if i offended her, I explained we just met and don't know her too well.
Luckily, it was one of those Real Madrid Champion's league match days where Benzema was rescuing Madrid from the brink, which made up for her boredom.

5. We were about leaving when she got a call from her younger sister who said she was nearby with a mutual friend of theirs, so younger sis (YS) agreed to join us and then I'll drop them at home together.

6. YS came into the bar and behold she was a stunner! As beautiful as the older sis (OS) but she (YS) had huge boobs and was tall - not kidding but video vixen stuff.
Almost every man around turned as she made her way to us. I mean Those boobs was bouncing as she came in
She also turned out to be the life of the party extrovert, came in with a big smile, greeting everybody on sight and immediately initiating conversations.
infact about 3 guys came to the table adjacent us, just to take her number while we were there.

7. So I ordered another round of drinks and meat and peppersoup and since YS was easier to talk to, I was more comfortable
asking her about what they wanted to take etc, which annoyed the OS who asked why I was talking to her YS while she was with me.

8. It came to a head, when YS wanted to request for an extra bottle of water , I couldn't hear cos of loud music, so I placed me hand across her shoulder to pull her mouth nearer my ears (innocent action, believe me) so I can hear her. I suddenly got a slap in the back from OS who warned me not to try what I did again and totally stopped talking to me - I wrote her off after that incident.

9. Shortly after that, we decided to go home, I managed to slip my biz card secretly into YS hands and whispered call me, she looked annoyed and said 'why?'

10. Dropped the girls home and practically forgot about them, I felt OS was no go area and didn't think YS was going to call back...

11. Some days later, very early in the morning, my phoen went boooom....YS was calling and asking why I told her to call me. I suggested we meet later in the day.

12. Picked her up (at junction some distance away from their house) and brought her to my place. While I was still thinking of how to break the ice, she was already stylishly bombarding me with questions.
Do you stay alone in this big house - Yes
What job do you do - Banker
Are you married - No
Do you have kids - No
You must be old O ? - Just 31+
What about my sister - Nothing between us, I have not spoken to her since that day and that was also the first time we met

She seemed satisfied with all my answers cos she relaxed and became very chatty

13. She came back to my place the next evening and this time around we got smashing, it was mind blowing, she was amazing, energetic and that her long legs were put to good use.
I would have called her a 10/10 overall and one for the long haul aside the fact that she said she dropped out of Uni while her older sis is a graduate

14. She later warned we should keep things on the low for now cos her sister might not be happy.

15. Everything seemed to be going well until bang...bout a week later, I got a call from OS, she was obviously trying to win me back asking why I didn't call her back and sh*t
I just responded politely but she wasn't deterred, she kept calling like every other day, while I only called back once a while
in fact, I had to lie that I had gone for a training and would be away for the next 3 weeks.

16. Problem is, the 3 weeks will expire this weekend and this girl (OS) has promised to give me what she failed to do weeks earlier.
Talking smack about how she wanted to spend the night at my place but she was so angry back then bla bla and how she's looking forward to me being back.

Herein, lies my dilemma
Younger sister is hooked and we have a little secret going
Older sister is also getting hooked and she wanna be starting something
Me, the beneficiary (or is it victim), I don confuse - both girls are top tier babes

What do I do?

a) Do the right thing and continue with YS

b) Do the right thing and stop the low key games with YS, and go for OS

c) Do the right thing and enjoy life with both sisters, shebi I no force them

Frankly, I would have gone with option C, na the stuff of dreams, but the things I am hearing these days about babes,
I dey cautious about safety, these girls are sisters and if they find out, nobody knows wetin dem fit do.

But NL people, what do you think ?
You no like yaself at all

But continue until one of them pour hot water for ya blockus
CelebritiesRe: Funke Akindele & Husband JJC Cheated On Each Other - Benito Bello by Kpengla(m):
MannyOnye:
https://lifestyle.thecable.ng/funke-akindele-my-dad-cheated-on-each-other-jjcs-son-claims/
What a loser. Someone who took you in when you were probably homeless (and jobless too, obviously) gave you another shot at life and this is how you repay them. JJC was mooching off the lady already, she was under no obligation to take in the adult son too but she did, now look how she gets paid back
PoliticsRe: ₦80bn Fraud: More Heads To Roll As EFCC Closes In On AGF’s Accomplices by Kpengla(m): 10:21am On May 21, 2022
Islie:
■ Suspended Accountant-General invested stolen funds in UAE, UK, Scandinavian countries, as EFCC battles to recover loot

■ How Senate Committee’s 7-year negligence aided sleaze




https://www.sunnewsonline.com/n80bn-fraud-more-heads-to-roll-as-efcc-closes-in-on-agfs-accomplices/
Niggeria the nation of dumb Niggêr Monkeys
CrimeRe: What Do I Do With This Misplaced ATM Card And Money? by Kpengla(m): 1:56pm On May 20, 2022
Acekoncepts27:
I can use it to bless your life,,,send your details
Seriously you need to stfu already

what a petty asswipe embarassed
CrimeRe: What Do I Do With This Misplaced ATM Card And Money? by Kpengla(m): 12:57pm On May 20, 2022
Acekoncepts27:
didn't you read were I said that I called them severally? Or you wanted me to start acting like a mad man before they can know that I was call for their attention,don't think everyone is as greedy as you are,I would've used it before now If my actions were borne out of greed,beside I never mentioned that they were kids,try and be objective bro
Ehen blow the money now

If it is 2k that will change ya life
CrimeRe: What Do I Do With This Misplaced ATM Card And Money? by Kpengla(m): 3:58am On May 20, 2022
Acekoncepts27:
I sale by the road side,few days ago ,it was drizzling and since the place is a busy area people were moving up and down and it was in the evening.i was busy with my fidgeting my phone when I looked down and saw and ATM card and 2k right right in front of my table,at first I was scared,I started shouting,who get this money and ATM card? No body answered me and I had to pick it up,I later saw a girl and one boy walking as if they were looking for something,I called them severally and they refused to even turn and look at me or to even act as if someone was calling for their attention,I just locked up.
This stuff has been with me for more than five days now,I don't know what to do with it,am contented with the little I have.
You should have called the kids they were probably looking for it but yuur greed had control of you at that time, now you are here trying to get us to justify your shìtty behaviour

UgoEvans:
Send picture of card front and back
If you do that this useless criminal will empty the account. Best destroy the card before yahoo wastrels like.UgoEvans get a hold of it.
PoliticsRe: Picture Of Lekki-Eleko-Epe Concrete Road Under Construction by Kpengla(m): 3:33am On May 20, 2022
slimfit1:
If i become president I will make sure there is a tram in Lagos. It doesn't require lots of time to construct. This should be a councillor's project not a state project that they don't want us to hear word. I am well exposed you can't impress me with this. I am sure local champions will be impressed.
You want the 'architects of modern Lagos' to come and catch you lipsrsealed
PoliticsRe: Governor Okezie Ikpeazu And Wife, Nkechi Dedicates Set Of Twins (Photos) by Kpengla(m): 12:06am On May 20, 2022
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Kpengla(m): 11:07pm On May 19, 2022
pope191:
Pearl1910 am I the one you are holding yourself back from? Ha! It's not your fault, I blame Comrade Sehawale for all these. You see the way I am looking at you... is like overbeating is writing letter to you, and I'll so beat you if you try me. If you are man enough, let's fix a meeting place, where no one will separate us. If I don't feed you sand, I promise to hang my boot and hand over my car key to Glithronix.
What"s the problem with you guys? Please stop behaving like women, please
PoliticsRe: Police Officers Attack BBC Journalist Covering IPOB Sit-at-home by Kpengla(m): 11:01pm On May 19, 2022
Nigeria government no sabi their master again

Dog no dey wicked so tey e no go sabi im owner again ooooo
EducationRe: 5-Year-Old Boy Drowns During Swimming Lesson Organised By His School In Lagos by Kpengla(m): 9:50pm On May 19, 2022
onthehill:
Five-Year-Old Boy Drowns During Swimming Lesson Organised By His School In Lagos (Photo)



https://www.instagram.com/p/CduvvH5tlpL/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link
The average Nigerian is an abnormally stupid creature

Entrust any of your cherished possessions to them at your own peril
PoliticsRe: Osinbajo Lands In Port Harcourt: Pictures & Video by Kpengla(m):
Corporate2020:
Tinubu is the man your father had been praying and fasting to be
That means he will soon die

And na longathroat go kill you too, you this discombobulated dog....may god punish that your useless father wey no train you well, walahi he really destroyed your life and he will surely suffer in hell before you get there to join him
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Kpengla(m): 9:37pm On May 19, 2022
Glithronix:
Brother, you're such a troublesome person. Abeg, did they versus you and pearl from heaven? grin
Una wrestlermania dragging dey always make me laugh. And you always have time for him. Anywhere I see pearl's comment, I dey always look out for yours cos you're always there for him every angle. Lol
Much respect, boss.
Much respect, oga pearl1910. grin grin
Why are you encouraging them they are both bitches. We are tired of their constant cat-fights in this place
PoliticsRe: Osinbajo Lands In Port Harcourt: Pictures & Video by Kpengla(m): 9:35pm On May 19, 2022
I prefer this guy as president...am sure he'd be fair in his dealings, unlike the shìt-vending machine that has been robbing Lagos for more than 22 years running now
CelebritiesRe: Floyd Mayweather Shows Off The Shopping He Did In Dubai (Photos, Video) by Kpengla(m): 9:31pm On May 19, 2022
Zonefree:
The West are also slaves to the Arabs one way or the other.
Dude risks his life everytime sometimes getting pummelled within an inch of it...only to hand over his entire paycheck to the white man
CrimeRe: Unical Law Lecturer Caught In Exam Malpractice During Bar Finals by Kpengla(m): 7:10pm On May 19, 2022
This one go dey exchange grades for sex on the regular
PoliticsRe: President Buhari Signs National Health Authority Bill Into Law by Kpengla(m): 5:29pm On May 19, 2022
Yet another useless agency to be packed full of northerners to milk the country dry
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Opts For Standing Microphone, Hides His Shaking Left Hand. by Kpengla(m): 9:10am On May 19, 2022
He doesn't even look presidential, looks like a drugged monkey
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Kpengla(m): 11:29pm On May 18, 2022
ReadaDream:
The guy got his calculations wrong. If 4 cars deliver 25k each weekly (100k) that's 400k monthly... I'm surprised as to how he came about the 1.6m.

Or is he expecting each car to deliver 100k weekly?
Person wey don mad finish grin

One idiot like him will just see this figure and e go run like mumu go buy 4 cars put for bolt
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Kpengla(m): 11:14pm On May 18, 2022
YeyeGbami:
In Lagos?? week in week out 100K, to pay 30K for owner na small thing laa
Tell them bra

Dem wan chop but dem no wan make car owner/investor sef chop his share
FamilyRe: Meet Young Man With 9 Wives Who Created Sex Roster For All 9 Women by Kpengla(m): 10:05pm On May 18, 2022
No time e no go carry disease angry
PropertiesRe: Rivers Landlord Hacks Couple With Machete After The Woman 'Refused His Advances' by Kpengla(m): 9:51pm On May 18, 2022
post=112943635:
A landlord, identified simply as Alabo, is on the run after allegedly hacking his tenant and her fiance.

The landlord who owns a house at Ekwulobia Street Mile 3, Diobu in Port Harcourt City Local Council of Rivers State, on Sunday, May 15, allegedly attacked a lady named Comfort and her fiance, Stanley Nwagadi, with a machete out of perceived jealousy.

The landlord has been accused of making amorous advances at Comfort and shaming her for keeping a "jobless" man who she feeds in her home.

Speaking from her hospital bed, Comfort said a quarrel ensued on Sunday morning when she washed and spread her clothes on the line, and Alabo, who also resides in the compound removed her clothes and threw them on the ground.

She claimed that when she went to pick up the clothes, the landlord, in his 'usual manner,' started to verbally abuse her, saying, "instead of man to keep you at home, you are throwing yourself at a man."

According to Comfort, her fiance heard the utterance of the landlord and there was an exchange of words between them.

The quarrel, she said, was quelled by co-tenants and she left the compound with her fiancée.

When they returned to the compound, they said they had no idea Alabo had sharpened a machete and was lying in wait for them.

Comfort said the moment she walked inside the compound with her fiance, the landlord rushed her with a machete and inflicted several machete cuts on her.

She added that Stanley, who ran to save her on hearing her screams, was also cut on his head and hand before the suspect ran away.

Her husband, Stanley Nwagadi, called for the arrest and prosecution of the landlord.

The Rivers State Police Command confirmed that the landlord is on the run but they assured that he will be arrested and made to face justice.

Source: https://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2022/5/rivers-landlord-allegedly-hacks-couple-with-machete-after-the-woman-refused-his-advances.html
Ikwerre matter....IPOB matter
FamilyRe: My 19yr Old Wife Dumped My Daughter And Fled With Her Boyfriend Since On Sunday by Kpengla(m): 2:09pm On May 18, 2022
baby124:
LMAO. So you married a NINETEEN year old. Well the 19yr old has shown you she wants to do what her mates are doing and has run away with her age mate. Try to find your age mate.

Modified*
He actually married a fifteen year old, if she's nineteen now with a 3 year old kid
CelebritiesRe: American Rapper DaBaby & Davido Shoot Music Video In Lagos Streets (Pics, Video) by Kpengla(m): 9:08am On May 18, 2022
fayetegany:
grin but what is that old woman looking for there, why is she even there to begin with!
She dey find wetin to chop

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