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cos at the age of 22-23 it becomes hard for a guy to break a woman's "seal", it has been experimented,

y cant u? so she hasnt tried something n she is already irritated, well thats y there is expected result n actual result,

guys flirt, or did u catch him red-handed?

throw spanner into her relationship o

me i didnt pass it o, i wont lie

I need help o,
toasting on girl n apparently she is a NLer, i found out recently so now i dunno her ID plus i have typed alot of rubbish here that i know she has prolly seen it,
good news is that she doesnt know my ID too but once she finds out my nickname, my own don be,

plus there are many more girls o,

imagine one girl has a bf, i am still toasting her, take her n her friends out, loves hanging out wit me, calls me every other minute n now i ask wat she wants, she replies, she doesnt know, now she behaves as if she loves her bf but their relationship is stale, now being the devil I am, am trying to replace the dude (come on the devil is never boring), but she is scared, now letting me go, she no still gree,

this is the time to be stupid, so i want to do it now, is that too much to ask 4?

n she is still a virgin, doesnt she know it wud now be hard for her to be disvirgined??
tell her to give it a try, if its still irritating she can go les

well there is a lil bit of truth in ur words

african queen, u be jamb examiner
ur questions ehn,

aktunde:
A guy is embarrassing my girl friend, and I'm getting mad. This is not to say that I am feeling unsecured, for there is no reason for me to feel that way. However, I am getting mad because of the approach of the guy. I do not expect his kind of insanity in this generation. This is the story,

My gf had always been telling me that a particular guy had been disturbing her each time they met somewhere. But I was never bothered by her stories anyway because I see it as a normal thing for guys to patronize her because she is pretty. According to her, the guy had always been asking for her number which she told me she never gave. Unknown to my gf, the guy works at WEMA bank.

One day, my gf went to the closest WEMA Bank branch to pay some money into someone else's' account. After paying, she had to register her transaction into a book provided by the bank. Of course, she had to write her name and phone number as the depositor. She said she was so surprised when the guy who had been patronizing her suddenly appeared from one counter, and took that same register. That was how the guy got to know her real name and phone number.

That same evening, she started receiving some "flashing" on her phone. She had been flashed more about 21 times from a strange phone number. None of us could imagine who the flasher could be, so she ignored. At a point, the flashing started distracting me, and I asked her to contact the nasty flasher immediately. She picked up her phone, and typed "who are you please?" . Funny enough, the guy replied to the text using another phone number, and introduced himself as a staff of that bank. He also gave his name, and my gf knew instantly it was that same guy patronizing her. From the looks on my gf's face, I could see how infuriated she was. I asked what's wrong baby? and she couldn't tell me. She knew I would make jest of her, about the kinds of guys asking her out. So, she remained quiet. Still I didn't pressurize her to tell me what it was all about. So, I left her.

I saw my gf typing on her phone with a cold face. I guess she was trying to reply to that guy. She replied by typing this to the guy "and so what? Is that why you have been flashing me? Even if you cant afford to call, is am SMS to much to express your foolishness?" My gf droped her phone after sending that message. I picked up her phone (very unusual of me) and read what she sent to the flasher. Before I could drop the phone, another message came in. Guess what the message is, "CALL ME I LOVE YOU". I guess the guy capitalized on this "Even if you cant afford to call, is am SMS to much to express your foolishness?" So, he started sending that free text message. I laughed so much when I saw that message. I gave it to my gf, and her anger grew up again. She started crying because I never stopped laughing. She wanted to pick up her phone, probably to curse the guy, but I didn't give it to her. I kept laughing, and my laughter was really killing my gf, but I apologized latter sha.

The whole story was very funny to me the first day. But now, it isn't funny anymore. The reason is that its been like a week now since the guys has been sending her "CALL ME I LOVE YOU". I heard that you can only send that kind of text five times a day. The guy virtually used all his "CALL ME I LOVE U" code for her alone. She has over 35 of such messages on her phone now.

Why I am worried is this;

Why will a guy descend so low?
Is he normal at all?
Are some bankers so poor now, that they can't even call ladies with their phones? Or are they too full of themselves to expect ladies to call them with their phones even when such ladies know the bankers want to ask them out. Let me put it this way, to the ladies. As a girl, can you call a guy (even if he is the MD of NNPC) with your own phone, and allow him to start toasting you with your own credit? Even if you are willing to listen, who should initiate the call? And to guys, is it proper to send CALL ME I LOVE YOU to a girl, even if she is your gf? For me, I don't even know the MTN codes for all those free nonsense!

The thoughts of all these are disgusting. I feel so annoyed that I feel like kicking his balls for disgracing men.

na commodity?or she dey sell market?

na true o, i get some pressing issues i want to discuss there so i am off to it

so please iice transfer this to the bed section

this poster dey beef gan

if my gf is cheating on U, y shud i hire u?

dye ur hair white n go a-fuckiing

some should translate pls

get a new collection

so ur uneducated,
go get a degree

2 of u need to grow up n start screwing others cos u obviously cant handle the test, plus am sure she is a virgin

n i told u to give in to his demand, u now see the outcome

ur not doing it well

never marry a jobless girl, they r not useful

Delarose:
As a young girl Philo(not her real name) grew up well and as an adult woman, she worked very hard and made sure she lived well, a gorgeous apartment in ikoyi, a cool chasis car[b](with air conditioning[/b]), the she meets and marries Mark(not his real name)she called him her MR RIGHT!, she says they were in love(the truth was obvious to us, mid thirties crises) they get married(in too much of a hurry,if i may sao so myself) then moved to a single room in a face me i face u military barack style house somewhere in downtown ikotun-egbe, Now Philo shares a kitchen with one million hostile looking women/men(some very fetish as well), they share turns washing bathrooms and toilets. Now she and Mark don't get along again (quarrels everyday according to her) she suddenly thinks he's a lazy bum and comfortably unambitious, Now my friend has managed to downgrade her status and she calls me every night to ask for moi for advise and help( damn! i do so hate those free cheap midnight calls) pls how do i help her without hurting her

do new cars come without airconditioners?

did i write theses rules, cos this person stole my mind,
lemme check if my split personality is this 2sexy

na 2 of u go enjoy am so its ur choice

is?

is there anything like clean christian romance novel?

otokx:
How dumb can one get and still breathe?

this one pass lol

better yet, as Eric Cartman used to say, screw u guys, am going home

free time

oya imposters, come n answer o