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Education / Re: What Was The Craziest Thing You Experienced In Secondary School? by kraayfeesh(m): 10:01pm On Jan 23, 2020
Mine was ss3 o! Public school ooo. Dude's name is ojo but we call him OJ! he is the oldest in the class then! we was in the same class and he always claims to be older than everyone of us in the class at every slight opportunity he gets! on this fateful day, we was playing around in the class and i called him ojo mistakenly, dude turned and gave me a well fed slap! i no fit cry i jus begin dey look like lucozade! the slap embarrassed me and my class mates cun begin dey laff join! e pain me die and i no fit fight back as per say dude huge pass me! las las na wen i enter 400l for uni egbon OJ jus dey enter 100l .

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Romance / Re: Jennifer Oseh: Security Man Falls In Love With Working Class Lady, She Reacts by kraayfeesh(m): 9:43am On Nov 28, 2019
bdchange:
People tends to misused kindness to something else sometimes. Ladies suffer it mostly when they appear friendly or too nice to a guy. Before you know it the guy start misinterpreting it to she likes me, she don fall in love, bla bla bla. Well if she is polite enough she can turn him down politely and tell him how he might lose his tips if he continues.




Y'all saying the security guy misinterpreted the lady's kindness, do you think the guy doesn't know the lady is way out of his league? ofcourse he knew he only choose to shoot his shot! its a yes or no answer nothing else!

Beside the lady is a fashionista and a model i follow her on IG
Business / Re: What Lead To The Collapse Of Your First Business? by kraayfeesh(m): 9:56am On Nov 16, 2019
Jones4190:

there is oo my brother, infact that is my business, don't even go for the one of 100k, look for the one of 50k, buy two and give aboki to be delivery 6k each every week.



Can you please drop your WhatsApp digit? i'd love to have a chat with you pls

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Romance / Re: What are the things we regret not doing in the University ? by kraayfeesh(m): 11:24am On Aug 05, 2019
I regret letting my gf in school go. . . she so much loved me but i took it for granted
Religion / Re: Church Of Satan Blasts Pastor Fatoyinbo Over Rape Allegation By Busola Dakolo by kraayfeesh(m): 7:47pm On Jun 28, 2019
What i see here is just a woman who is filled with hate to the fa t that the man that raped her years ago is been respected and called a man of God! she just couldn't take it no mere...

90% i bet this woman isn't lying! she doesn't need money, she is conte ted, she doesn't need recognition, her husband is popular! all she wants is justice

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Sports / Re: Krepin Diatta Cries As He Is Mocked For "Being Ugly" by kraayfeesh(m): 9:19am On Jun 28, 2019
pussyeater:
Chai se as he worwor grin



i dont understand!! every time it is afcon, an ugly player must be produced! makes me remember bance that time! lol
Celebrities / Re: Stefflon Don Replies A Nigerian Lady Trying To Poison Her Mind Towards Burna Boy by kraayfeesh(m): 9:05am On Jun 26, 2019
Some people go just dey use panadol for another person headache....Wetin concern her with burnaboy matter...



Typical 9ja girl

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Celebrities / Re: Davido Looking For Woman Whose Death Wish Is For Him To Sing To Her by kraayfeesh(m): 7:33am On Jun 20, 2019
wallex1983:
Sometimes I wonder what the aspiration of some people in life is...

Not serious with life.... Even on the way to heaven, still lacking meaningful thoughts...

What a wasted and useless life

Judge of life! so because she has called for davido now, she's got a wasted and meaningful life?

If she had called for nathaniel bassey or one of those gospel singers, she would have gotten a meaningful life?

Radarada sha! #spit

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Celebrities / Re: Davido Looking For Woman Whose Death Wish Is For Him To Sing To Her by kraayfeesh(m): 7:30am On Jun 20, 2019
[quote author=Tunmmyzhe post=79497770]End time has come

You don't wish Nathaniel Bassey, Tope Alabi Don Moen or any Islamic singer to sing for you.

You don't want Phil Collins, Michael Bolton or even Adekunle Gold

So its Davido?

Its well o[/quote


And if one of those that you have mentioned above sings for her, it is gonna guarantee her heaven automatically?

Even if she calls for terry G its her death wish not yours!!
Crime / Re: Stop Criminalising Nigerians - Ghanaian Tells Fellow Ghanaians by kraayfeesh(m): 8:13am On Jun 19, 2019
all this oyinbo people no even wan hear. once u re black, u re a nigerian! i feel soory fr my dear country
Romance / Re: Should I Help A Lady That Refused To Date Me 4 Years Ago With Money? by kraayfeesh(m): 8:10am On Jun 19, 2019
bros jus epp d poor girl if you can and if you can't nobody will prosecute you!
Crime / Re: 300 Level UNIBEN Student Commits Suicide, Drops Suicide Note(Disturbing Photos) by kraayfeesh(m): 8:05am On Jun 19, 2019
omo nawa o.

this one wey sniper don turn marketable commodity laidis, mk i go start to dey sell...e no concern me!
Celebrities / Re: Somadina Adinma Flaunts Girlfriend, Muna, Shows Off His New Queen by kraayfeesh(m): 7:27pm On Jun 18, 2019
Charelsz:
She is ugly undecided

And its affecting u?

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Education / Re: NOCEN Anambra Student's Rag Day Costume Got People Talking (Photo) by kraayfeesh(m): 9:05am On Jun 18, 2019
mad man in embryo!
Romance / Re: Help Me With Advice. Should I Settled Down With Her? by kraayfeesh(m): 12:22pm On Jun 17, 2019
Fountainofyouth:



Because the Nigerian gal forcefully collected the tfare from you at gun point abi? Swallow the bile coming out of your mouth.


No, they won't collect it from us forcefully but most of you thinks its ypur birthright to be given tfare so we will also do good to give it to you to guarantee another visit from you and also boost our ego and dominance over you!!!
Romance / Re: Can A Guy Love Two Girls At A Time? by kraayfeesh(m): 12:01pm On Jun 17, 2019
Op....
Its possible the dude loves the two of you but definitely he ll love one of you more and that will affect the other
Romance / Re: I Am In Trouble With This Girl I Met. by kraayfeesh(m): 4:44pm On Jun 13, 2019
omo cotonou? i laff
half-cast pikin on point. . .kikiki
Celebrities / Re: Regina Daniels And Ned Nwoko's Children In New Pictures by kraayfeesh(m): 1:37pm On Jun 10, 2019
nollywood shu not give dis girl child role in movies again o.. she don turn family woman... roles she n olu jacobs being husband and wife.
Celebrities / Re: Ehi Idibia 13th Birthday: 2face Surprises His First Daughter In The U.S by kraayfeesh(m): 8:12pm On Apr 28, 2019
mykelswa:
Tubaba will just be investing in his children. The only celebrity were no dey show him materials except him family


not only him, I've never seen Olamide flaunt cars or house too...

happy birthday to the teenager.
Religion / Re: What Are You Thankful For Today? by kraayfeesh(m): 10:34am On Mar 03, 2019
I am thankful for EVERYTHING
Romance / Re: My Body Moves Very Fast And It's Embarrassed Me On Many Occasions. I Need Help?? by kraayfeesh(m): 7:20pm On Feb 19, 2019
[quote author=Jeterry post=75902161][/quote]

no i don't masturbate
Romance / Re: My Body Moves Very Fast And It's Embarrassed Me On Many Occasions. I Need Help?? by kraayfeesh(m): 4:39pm On Feb 19, 2019
1StopRudeness:
The first part of ur problem is almost all guys problem especially if uve just started having sex..so it's really not a problem...u should know ur pen!s technically has a mind of its own..
Ur second problem might be because of long term masturbation before u started having real sex, ur diet and general anxiety/excitement....over time u''ll get used to not being selfish when having sex...and learn to control ur thrust with fake kissing

All in all...abstainance is key: the greatest key to peace of mind ...
No girl can give u hypertension about lost period..
You don't feel guilty when u wanna pray....
Try abstainance.....u won't even be worrying about this nonsense right now....peace man


thank you
Romance / Re: My Body Moves Very Fast And It's Embarrassed Me On Many Occasions. I Need Help?? by kraayfeesh(m): 4:37pm On Feb 19, 2019
Blakjewelry:
I think you perfectly normal, sometimes our body has a mind of it own. I have met ladies who easily get turn on when they are close to me. one almost turn me to a sex machine though she said has date other guys before but don't get kind of extraordinary urge. so it happens sometimes, I too have met girls who easily turn me on than others. on your quick expulsion, it might you are not relaxed, perhaps over excited, you need to calm down and take things slow.



thanks you for this!
Romance / Re: My Body Moves Very Fast And It's Embarrassed Me On Many Occasions. I Need Help?? by kraayfeesh(m): 4:37pm On Feb 19, 2019
OkaNaUbe:
Sex starved.



no, I'm not!

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Romance / My Body Moves Very Fast And It's Embarrassed Me On Many Occasions. I Need Help?? by kraayfeesh(m): 3:54pm On Feb 19, 2019
good afternoon my people I have a lil problem I'll like to share here and at the same time seek for possible solutions.
I promise not to bore you with a prolonged write up.

1. My body moves very fast
2. I'm one this one minute man.

I'm no sex freak really, this is what I'm always saying to my girl but each time she touches me romantically or we are just so close to each other boom my body moves and my manhood starts rising and I start getting uncomfortable and embarrassed (this doesn't happen if somebody I'm not emotionally attached to touch me tho). this on so many occasion has nullified the authenticity of the fact that I'm no sex freak!! but my babe thinks I'm just telling her lies.

my body charges quickly and as well comes down quickly. I don't like it, I don't wanna give impressions to my new girl that am up for sex every time she touches me or we are close.

I guess its becomes my body charges very fast is why I don't last in bed either.

What do I do I need help please!??

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Romance / Re: I Don't Have A Boyfriend And I Am 26 And Happy. by kraayfeesh(m): 6:12pm On Feb 17, 2019
mk we go church go do thanksgiving?

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Romance / Re: Is It Advisable I Ask My Girl For Permission To Get Sexual Pleasure Outside? by kraayfeesh(m): 7:26pm On Feb 16, 2019
Michelle55:
Ayam not understanding bro. sad You mean you want to seek permission from your gf to cheat on her? When you think you have seen/heard it all
What happened to staying celibate with her till you tie the knot or you can't stay without sex?
BTW, why do most of the topics on nairaland these days has to do with sex, pussy and whatnot.
@Op true love is patient and if truly you love your woman, you will stick with her and not look elsewhere( that's if you trust her enough to know she's not giving it to someone else)



thanks for this piece man!!

body no just b firewood ni, imagine being alone inside the room, big brother don charge and the stage is set only for ur babe to say NO.

e dey pain person
Romance / Re: Is It Advisable I Ask My Girl For Permission To Get Sexual Pleasure Outside? by kraayfeesh(m): 7:22pm On Feb 16, 2019
decatalyst:
How could you even think of asking her such an awkward question?


Let ur girlfriend notice the way you walk...as in , lifting or dragging your legs due to overfull "sack" down there grin and she would allow you chop small or let u go ease yourself grin


funny man!! thanks tho

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