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Jobs/VacanciesRe: Help Pls! I Need Nlng Aptitude Test Tips For Experienced Materials Engineer by krap(m):
hello efiko,plz i would like to know how to reach you,i am a materials/metallurgical engineer .my number is 00000000
ProgrammingRe: Another Great Collections (must Have Too!) by krap(m):
for beginners and intermediates,i have a list of e-books that might interest you.Here i a list of some of them:

C++ LANGUAGE

C++ How to Program, Fifth Edition By H. M. Deitel - Deitel & Associates, Inc., P. J. Deitel - Deitel & Associates, Inc.
Publisher:Prentice hall. Publishing year: 2005

Herb Schildt's C++ Programming Cookbook by Herb Schildt
Publisher: McGraw-Hill Publishing year: 2008

Ivor Horton's Beginning Visual C++® 2008 by Ivor Horton
Publisher: Wiley Publishing Inc Publishing year:2008

The C++ programming Language,3rd edition by Bjarne Stroustrup(The creator of C++)
Publisher: Addison-Wesley Publishing Company Publishing year:1997

Borland® C++ Builder™:The Complete Reference by Herb Schildt
Publisher: McGraw-Hill Publishing year: 2001


C# LANGUAGE

Beginning C# Game programming by Ron Penton
Publisher:Thomson Course Technology PTR. Publishing Year:2005

Beginning C# 2008,From Novice to Professional by Christian Gross
Publisher: Apress Publishing Year:2007

Beginning C# 3.0 : An Introduction to Object Oriented Programming by Jack Purdum.
Publisher: Wiley Publishing Inc Publishing year:2007

Beginning Microsoft® Visual C#® 2008 by Karli Watson,Christian Nagel,Jacob Hammer Pedersen,Jon.D.Reid,Morgan Skinner,Eric White
Publisher: Wiley Publishing Inc Publishing year:2008

Expert Service-Oriented Architecture in C# 2005, Second Edition by Jeffrey Hasan and Mauricio Duran
Publisher: Apress Publishing Year:2006


VISUAL BASIC.NET( VB.NET) LANGUAGE


Visual Basic.Net: The Complete Reference by Jeffrey .R. Shapiro
Publisher: McGraw-Hill Publishing year: 2002

Beginning Visual Basic® 2005 by Thearon Willis and Bryan Newsome
Publisher: Wiley Publishing Inc. Publishing year:2006

Sams Teach Yourself Visual Basic 2008 in 24 Hours: Complete Starter Kit by James Foxall
Publisher:Sams Publishing year: 2008


Professional Visual Basic® 2008 by Bill Evjen,Billy Hollis,Bill Sheldon,Kent Sharkey
Publisher: Wiley Publishing Inc. Publishing year:2008

GENERAL SOFTWARE DEVELOPMENT BOOKS

Design Patterns for Dummies® by Steve Holzner,PhD
Publisher: Wiley Publishing Inc. Publishing year:2006

The Art of Multiprocessor Programming by Maurice Herlihy and Nir Shavit
Publisher:Elsevier Inc. Publishing year: 2008

Software Engineering for Modern Web Applications: Methodologies and Technologies by Daniel N. Brandon
Publisher: Information Science Reference Publishing year: 2008


There are also e-books on JAVA,ASP.NET,Web Development books,ADO.NET (2.0 AND 3.5),ORACLE Database Programming (9i and 10g) and AJAX.If there is any of the e-books i listed above that you are interested in or any your library needs,you can contact me through my number,000000 or through my e-mail address: blah@yahoo.com at very flat rates! Thank you.
ProgrammingRe: C#.net Fans: by krap(m): 12:32pm On Jun 12, 2008
@kobojunkie
plz i am trying to solve a problem and i am thinkng of the progr. lang(prob vb.net) to solve it wit.can u send ur IM address so as to send u an idea of wat i mean.Thanks
ProgrammingRe: Post Ur Vb 6.0 Questions Here by krap(m): 6:38pm On Mar 31, 2008
i really want to commend you,luckyco on how to try to profer solutions to questions.More power to your elbow. I am trying to develop a program using vb6 in which i would create a table(more of a data table) on a form in which computations could be made in the table along rows to give a final result and the table will be linked exactly to an excel table which could be printed.If it is not possible,you could tell me how i could achieve this possibly with another program. Thanks.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Ptdf Overseas M. Sc. Scholarship Test Format by krap(m):
hello,
please i would also need the PTDF materials.My e-mail is blah@yahoo.com and my password is "i wish all of you the best" so plz send and confirm you sent it cool.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Download The Gmat 2007 Now by krap(m):
hello serialeco,
plz i would also want a copy of it,my e-mail is blah@yahoo.com.
Thanks
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Fan thread: Forever Reds by krap(m): 2:15pm On Aug 02, 2007
RuuDie:
Muki, u d'ey fear to cross swords with Razorr huh we all know who plays boring football. . . . so u won't be supporting 'em come sunday. . . intwestin' !!!
can u tell me difference between one naira and 100 kobo? huh
SportsRe: Portsmouth Capture Striker Utaka by krap(m): 10:46am On Jul 12, 2007
this is good news but my fear is that kanu 'might' be off loaded(pray not).Harry has given him till this weekend to make a decision and utaka's entry will hasten matters.
I don't know what kind of appreciation porty is showing kanu for his efforts in the club.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (Old) by krap(m): 5:59pm On Jul 11, 2007
*spraying the thread with Dettol disinfectant to purge the thread of any virus that came with SAGNA's pix*

Justkunmi,en devour to 'wash' sagna's pix very well before posting.I won't do this 'cleansing' favor again. tongue


for the blues jare cool
SportsRe: Free Kicks: The Real Players by krap(m): 5:40pm On Jul 11, 2007
@loyika
dude,you should have better things to do than wasting thread space ranting dust.


*krappy pees on loyika*




**singing blues anthem** cool
SportsRe: Who Rules The Roost: 2007 Football Shirts. by krap(m): 4:40pm On Jul 10, 2007
*krap's dog trying to sniff out a chameleon in the room*
SportsRe: Arent There Any Kopites (liverpool Fans) On Nl by krap(m): 4:35pm On Jul 10, 2007
@a-40
i can see that u are green already(though chameleons are green) but sincerely speaking i think your brain cells needs troubleshooting so as to make u reason maturely and my advice is that u start taking fertilizers preferably cow dungs. It will be very effective ,i promise u.

*waving the blues banner* cool
SportsRe: Arent There Any Kopites (liverpool Fans) On Nl by krap(m): 9:31pm On Jul 09, 2007
koblo:
now a40, that u won us 3 times last season doesnt make u a better side.i get am before no b property,
stick it down his throat,bro. tongue

A-40:
@Krap
gay leave me alone im sick of you and your feminine ways what i do on Nairaland is none of your business, See you wey get work na why you dey patrol dey reply my every post, Men i go put your nairaland career on hold o!

Gunner by Blood
i now realize that your problem is that u watch too much films.I relate with real fans not idle chameleons angry

*singing the blues anthem*
SportsRe: Predictions For The Season by krap(op): 9:24pm On Jul 09, 2007
and i see newcastle getting to third place this season wink


*waving the blues flag *
SportsRe: Who Rules The Roost: 2007 Football Shirts. by krap(m): 9:15pm On Jul 09, 2007
even if my men do their thing on bare bodies,it will be hot and 'tingly'.


For the blues o jare cool
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (Old) by krap(m): 8:44pm On Jul 09, 2007
@ soloreal
arsenal's football end in just being 'beautiful' and nothin' more. And juding from posts, i can see u have caught the 'gallas bug'.And anybody suggesting we take back gallas must really be a dumb jackass.I would rather take ifeanyi okoronkwo.


*singing the blues anthem* cool
SportsPredictions For The Season by krap(op): 3:09pm On Jul 09, 2007
Feel free to post your predictions here for the season.here are my predictions
1. arsenal should expect baptism of own goals from gallas kiss
2. DD will score at least 20 goals by the half time of the season cheesy
3. AF will shave his hair by the end of the season
4. Torres will be a flop this season

to be continued

*singing the blues anthem* cool
LiteratureRe: What Is Your Favourite John Grisham's Novel by krap(m): 9:48pm On Jul 06, 2007
i would kill for THE FIRM
SportsRe: Arent There Any Kopites (liverpool Fans) On Nl by krap(m): 9:15pm On Jul 06, 2007
A-40:
Fellow Gunners do not be alarmed i havent switched sides o! grin i just wondered why Liverpool would not have a thread on Nairaland its almost embarrasing, So where are all the Reds because if i were not a Gunner Liverpool is the only other English club i can support because of Stevie G and Rafa the Gaffer speaking about Rafa whats your take on his Goatee the english press are not finding it funny cheesy, And also El Nino (Fernando Torres) is finally here (i mean at Anfield) so Liverpool fans over to you
*shakes head*

man your life must really be weird.Plz could you you justify why you opened this thread when you are an arsenal fan? huhabi them send you work?abeg if you no get work, go take a dive!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Hidden Faces Of Nairaland Sports Members? by krap(m): 8:44pm On Jul 06, 2007
searching for clues as to why some 'chikitos' won't admit their feelings for someone

clue 1:dem to like to form,e dey their blood
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here (Old) by krap(m): 5:00pm On Jul 06, 2007
@a-40
judging from your post,i see that it is either your 'Grey matter' is mal-nutritioned or you were breast fed with a mal-nutritioned milk because i can't see how you will be calling me an attention seeker when in turn you are an attention giver undecidedand on the issue of my posts making anyone laugh, i can't remember saying that i am a comedian on this thread so dude if my posts are an eye sore to you,do me a favor,jump it!!!
And plz malouda is our business not urs punk!!!

for the blues jare cool
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here (Old) by krap(m): 7:08pm On Jul 05, 2007
jejelolatu:
umhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
if you are a stammerer,just say so rather than coming here to display your 'stammering skills' and leaving us awash with ur saliva. tongue

up blues cool
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal, Manchester United: who is greater? by krap(m): 6:58pm On Jul 05, 2007
jejelolatu:
1st attack

hope u knw its a crime to use other peoples lines without paying royalty,

actually the above isnt an attack if jeje wants to attack she strikes below the belt cry cry cry cry cry
Get your butt off your keyboard,you are messing up the thread tongue

4 d blues jare cool
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal, Manchester United: who is greater? by krap(m): 6:40pm On Jul 05, 2007
@all
it seems most of you don't go to church or haven't you come across a maths like this


holy water(chelsea) + devil(any people on red:man u,arsenal,levampul) = holy waterpremiership 2008 cool
and plz do not contest because it is divine oh!!


*krap quickly wears bullet proof cos of impending attacks*


for the blues jare cool
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here (Old) by krap(m): 4:06pm On Jul 05, 2007
@A-40
 it is only a thief that can identify a thief.So me being a gay makes u a grand gay. kiss

@all blues
i just submitted a prayer request to God in church that Lamp's should be given the boot.But come to think of it,this will now create a situation whereby any player would now be seeking for wage increase after every season if he is the highest goal-scorer which will be for personal interest and not for the interest of the club or what do u think?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here (Old) by krap(m): 8:02pm On Jul 04, 2007
viee:
lol
need i reply you?
dnt think so!

try another chic as i dnt reply senseless post

ps: dnt bother posting anything else because you have just been ignored
isn't that a reply or what would u call it? And my 'chic' is still small so i can pepare it for soup yet but i will definately post u a its toe nail when it is time for'chop' cheesy

for the love of blues cool
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here (Old) by krap(m): 7:49pm On Jul 04, 2007
**krap sprays air freshner at A-40's butt  following him to the exit door**

we don't need your type in here undecided elerugberue
SportsRe: A Gunner Shares His Dream. by krap(m): 7:33pm On Jul 04, 2007
A-40:
@dason4life
And we are supposed to believe that you groupies started following chelsea in the year 2004, and to answer your question anybody who posts crap on a gunner thread would definitely need to get me of their ass, DOES THAT ANSWER YOUR QUESTION? huh
i won't mind leaving you on my ass only if you will act as a deodorizer cheesy

all 4 the blues jare cool
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here (Old) by krap(m): 7:25pm On Jul 04, 2007
@viee
Most men(women) are destined to reason wrongly,some not to reason at all while some criticise others that do reason_[i]volatire[/i]

i must classify u as one who do not reason at all 'cos i can't see the reason behind ur post huh

all 4 the blues jare cool
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here (Old) by krap(m): 7:11pm On Jul 04, 2007
jejelolatu:
ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmh
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
i see you can speak in tongues.Well this is a sports thread not a church forum so go look for a nearby church to exercise your rights. kiss

up blues jare cool
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here (Old) by krap(m): 7:08pm On Jul 04, 2007
@somze,
new bie?i go report u to higher authority for breaching 'blues' rules kiss

all 4 the blues jare cool
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here (Old) by krap(m): 6:49pm On Jul 04, 2007
@lala,somze
this is a sports thread not a cinema(popcorn?soda?) shocked

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