24/7hrs here in uyo...
Them just bring am sef!...so I wonder how the 0MW came to be

I've never seen d NA use mitsubishi b4 nau!....m already used to hilux!..

Omo!

I went to get fuel o,na hin my bros babe call me say she dey junction,make I come collect something 4 me and my bros(Gift)...

I con happy,I reach junction,I no see am,I come use my LAST 100 naira buy airtym call am....

You can guess what she said na....APRIL FOOL!!..

See vex!,money wey I dne plan to use 4 T.fare go convention!..chei!!....

Sha!!,I blame PMB 4 this!...6th of April na my birthday sha!!

xav1:


youu are lying because we have light here in eket around 2:10pm, they took it around after twelve and brought it at 2:10pm, so confirm your fact.

There's was also light here in uyo...so which one is 0MW??...

Investigate well

Imagine!!....
See how the baby fresh finish!!...

Akala weed + osogbo weed....

RaeMystix:
How do ladies like this eat or perform proper domestic activies with those nails as long as that of an hawk.? What happened to just getting the simple french manicure?.

French manicure ontop which hand??...Lol,u wan make french run leave manicure?

Even with 3 moses,

Simon MOSES
Victor MOSES
Ahmed musa(MOSES),

We cudnt defeat the egyptians,A job the other moses did by himself....which kain moses do we have in Nigeria sef

See nice ride!...
Thank God 4 ur life o oga!

Should I say......I SAID et!! ...
*sips akamu*..
Waiting 4 France

NA gather mind o....
Them check d coffin well,not minding if its a body sef...
Joining y'all soon...NDA,here I come

Dodo femal version...LOLL...that guy too fvnny mbok

Ayo fayose be giving Buhari headache.....
I hope dey don't silence him 4 good

Confam electric bread...

I no blame them sha,since PHCN is gone nau.

kozmokaz:

not yet..

Ok

kozmokaz:
wow
ma love for the military eh pass the one I have for bae

really gonna join you guys soon
air force to be specific !

Same here!!.
Is the form out?

realmindz:
Here's from a man who don't pay tithe....

bill gates don't pay tithe and the devourer is yet to devour him like our pastors will threaten..

but jesus said, u saw me wen I was hungry and u gave me food...I believe, this man has done greater than those who will give their 10% to church hoping to be blessed by God...how selfish....

but gullible church goers won't listen that tithe is religious scam, they will say they are being blessed, blessing only them can see and feel.

[quote author=realmindz post=44128895]Here's from a man who don't pay tithe....

I will rebuke d devourer 4 thy sake

Na snake na....FP things

Imagine me eating Custard and hot bread straight 4rm the freezer 4 breakfast.....and money z raining somewhere in 9ja

Headies
He shall be the HEAD and not the tail

The man pack 'Charterd' diee!

That guy sha... Like #SuperEagles,like #Arsenal....
Naso we bad reach??

You know say I fit use coconut break rock 4 ya matter.....what a mighty God I serve

First of all,I study Cyborg Tech almost everyday together with A.I(Artificial intelligence).
These are two powerful branches in the tech world....but remember op,that to everything,there's an advantage and disadvantage....the so-called super powers and longlife wud be good,but also bad.....
But think am o,half human half robot

Cute baby,Humourous father.......Who's da GodFather??....baddo??.....Lol

Baby,this could be us,but u put salt inside indomie

All these keke riders sef,they'll be claiming they can ride/drive(whatever).....
Even here in uyo!, ...maybe that'll teach em to be more patient
#PayingCondolencesToDahDead...R.I.P

My engine is a V6,while her's Is a V8....overtaking may cause overheating

OP!..go flash ya phone Ur auto-correct af spoil o....I know u meant to type 62 shey??

After 9k spent on tutorial,#7500 on registeration,2k on Transportation to center,2hrs45mins of clicking and solving....He comes up with this??...TFU!