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Phones / Re: Glo Introduces N500 For 3GB Weekend Data Plan by Krayzeejhay(m): 9:23pm On Dec 23, 2015
maysdrays:
Airtel was the first, MTN somewhat canceled their's, and now Glo has joined the trend of weekend data plans, this Glo's new plan preferable to Airtel's weekend plan, because you're not only limited to weekends,
it also works for 7days, but you can use it starting from 12am to 5am

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How can I sub for the weekend plan?
Dial *777# and follow the command below
(Data services=>Buy data=>Night and Weekend)
Choose your preferred plan.

This is definitely a Chrisman gift from Glo.
Let's patiently wait for Etisalat...

Source=>http://www.techgeekng.com/2015/12/glo-finally-introduced-their-own.html?m=1


Shey??...
Truely a CHRISMAN gift 4rm Glo..

Who is chrisman,I f I may ask?
Science/Technology / Re: The Locally-Made Vehicle I Saw In Aba - Pictures by Krayzeejhay(m): 9:18pm On Dec 23, 2015
kateskitty:
So many questions
1. Is that a prototype?
2. Can that "thing" withstand an accident?
3. Is it road worthy?
4. Is it economical?
5. And last but not least, who the hell would want to ride in that "thing"?

In ur dreams!,have u ever thought of making that 'thing' or something else??...
Do u expect them to pick up arms and join d terrorist,since ur stupid and old president is busy touring d globe and taking selfies with his family instead of providing jobs,thay gave theirselves jobs...
Now u come here to type shii!!..
Science/Technology / Re: The Locally-Made Vehicle I Saw In Aba - Pictures by Krayzeejhay(m): 9:14pm On Dec 23, 2015
Rolings:


In this age and time,what's the big deal in this. Rubbish this is no innovation


Abeg show us your own...

U done even sabi used paper make aeroplane before??...

#RecieveSense
Politics / Re: Army Has Met December Deadline Of Defeating Boko Haram – Lai Mohammed by Krayzeejhay(m): 9:10pm On Dec 23, 2015
See Lion sha....
See hin name sef LIE MOHAMMED..
This man gaan!,can create false hope 4 people

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TV/Movies / Re: Channels TV Wins Best TV Station For The 10th Time, Nigerians React On Twitter by Krayzeejhay(m): 9:06pm On Dec 23, 2015
NORAD:

Abi o.
I don't go near that TV station at all.

Then make una go watch STV and receive #CommonSense 4 ur twitter senator. grin
TV/Movies / Re: Channels TV Wins Best TV Station For The 10th Time, Nigerians React On Twitter by Krayzeejhay(m): 9:03pm On Dec 23, 2015
OZAOEKPE:
NONSENSE, WAITING DO OUR OWN AIT?

Which yeye AIT??
..Them mention stations,u mention AIT..

Ure one of those GOGE AFRICA viewers abi??...no wonder
Education / Re: UNN Hostel On Fire(pics) by Krayzeejhay(m): 8:52pm On Dec 23, 2015
Chai!..
See how okeke hostel dey burn
Where that stupid chibuzor wey like woman,make hin go off fire na.. I know say d fool go dey among observers..
#FIRE OOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Politics / Re: Buhari Bows In Front Of Senator Akpabio (Photo) by Krayzeejhay(m): 12:05am On Dec 23, 2015
Akpabio be like 'chai!,baba no make ur cap fall o,ur bald head fit cause another fight 4 here!..

Buhari be like 'see yeye dey smell!,na EFCC go open gate for you..theif!'
Health / Re: Woman Walks Unclad After She Was Scammed By Relatives (PICS) by Krayzeejhay(m): 12:01am On Dec 23, 2015
doublewisdom:
She's doing xmas bonanza for the vaseline crew.

LwkmTROWAY!!... See the motor she even climb open that thing.
Ehyah...aunty don't let them fry ur kpomo o.. See weytin reminicse dne teach me sha cheesy
Nairaland / General / Re: Lifeless Body Of A Young Man In Yaba, Lagos (Photos) by Krayzeejhay(m): 11:53pm On Dec 22, 2015
MusaIbrahim1:
I blame GEJ...
Lai Mohammed




You wan enter police cell?
But dem no go arrest you 4 taking picture of a 'Lifeless body' o... This part of west Africa sha..
Family / Re: ''My Wife Killed Our Child, Hypnotised And Poisoned Me'' by Krayzeejhay(m): 11:43pm On Dec 22, 2015
What happen'd to #BlameGEJ??..
Dasuki where??
Politics / Re: ''Our Gods Will Punish Those Who Collect David Mark’s Rice Without Voting Him'' by Krayzeejhay(m): 11:38pm On Dec 22, 2015
Gimme rice o...I no get voters card sha

una gods,whether na alekwu abi oleku no fit do anything,I'll chop and clean mouth,plate and pot.! grin

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Religion / Re: Kenyan Muslims Shield And Protect Christians In Mandera Bus Attack by Krayzeejhay(m): 11:37pm On Dec 21, 2015
Ok
Jst dis act of love can't cover thousands of atrocities can it??
Good sha,I don't still trust dis islam thingy,sorry
Celebrities / Re: Tania Omotayo Flaunts Barbie Look With New Purple Hairdo [PICS] by Krayzeejhay(m): 11:32pm On Dec 21, 2015
odinese:
.wizkid doesn't care bout this hoe doe? undecided

He got a whole Lotta of b!tches all over the world


Na you know...MrPersonalBodyGuard2Wizkid..
Romance / Re: Say Your Christmas Wishes To Someone On Nairaland (2015) by Krayzeejhay(m): 11:25pm On Dec 21, 2015
Merry xmas too y'all nairalanders... If I start to call names,lala go jez block me
Politics / Re: ★ Photo Of President Buhari With Three Of His Children by Krayzeejhay(m): 3:19pm On Dec 20, 2015
Naso!!..
Yusuf can frosh!!..
Celebrities / Re: M.I And Omotoyosi Amuludun, The ''Tallest'' Man by Krayzeejhay(m): 8:43am On Dec 20, 2015
If to say d guy be dwarf,e 4 better You jst short!...
Wait sef,how hin take dey drive d G.wagon wey hin buy....
Simple!,jst add pillow grin
Good day mr chairman sir,accurate timekeeper,my co-debators........
MC:wait o..where chairman??..
Omotoyosi:hehehe,hin dey ground
Celebrities / Re: I Was Amazed By The Traffic In Lagos - Trey Songz by Krayzeejhay(m): 7:57am On Dec 20, 2015
Repp'n lasgidi!!
See talk o,na now hin sabi ni?? Itaf tey'd since traffic af dey in lagos cool

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Travel / Re: Photos From The Range Rover Accident At Eko Bridge,lagos by Krayzeejhay(m): 11:53pm On Dec 19, 2015
Gimme motor ma go panel beat!!..

grin
Celebrities / Re: Omotola's Husband Must Hear This (photo) by Krayzeejhay(m): 11:42pm On Dec 19, 2015
lonelydora:
Angelica sweet, Ngozi peperepe........ Gerrarra hia mehn

You know say na only you and me....HALLA!!

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Travel / Re: 7 Characteristics Of Lagos Drivers by Krayzeejhay(m): 11:33pm On Dec 19, 2015
Drabeey:
I have been meaning to open D's kinda thread too, but leeme just shrink my piece here.
Nawa for danfo drivers in Lagos oooo.
one thing is that, they will force you to drive insane too.
.
Believe me you dare not leave a little space in front of you, they would manage that space and force to brake abruptly.
.
They would wait for passengers in front of you and even call passengers to enter their bus without parking or leaving the road for you to pass.
.
damn it, they don't listen to hoots. No matter how hard you press that horn,u are just wasting your time.
.
Danfo drivers would curse you with anything they k ow if you drive smarter than them. They rather not ask before you give them cus they would drag that lane with you as if it was their birth right you are denying them.
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Guys, you will fear them when it comes to overtaking a Danfo. yes, they are quite slow, but they would pick race as soon as it's time for you to overtake.
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When a Danfo driver drives on wrong way, they expect you to clear away for them ( go and see them and cele onward mile 2 axis)
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well, the last one I can remember though is this.... If a danfo driver bash you, end, if they do, don't even try to speak big grammars cus they would beg you with all they have ( without money though ). No matter how you screen them, they never have a dime to pay . All you would hear is "Ejo nitori olorun " ( I beg you in the name of God )
.
Abeg, Lagos na one life jare, if you agree hit Like. jare.
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. Drabeey

After all the long notes,*14 likes*...
Guessing u in d danfo business too grin
Drabeey:
I have been meaning to open D's kinda thread too, but leeme just shrink my piece here.
Nawa for danfo drivers in Lagos oooo.
one thing is that, they will force you to drive insane too.
.
Believe me you dare not leave a little space in front of you, they would manage that space and force to brake abruptly.
.
They would wait for passengers in front of you and even call passengers to enter their bus without parking or leaving the road for you to pass.
.
damn it, they don't listen to hoots. No matter how hard you press that horn,u are just wasting your time.
.
Danfo drivers would curse you with anything they k ow if you drive smarter than them. They rather not ask before you give them cus they would drag that lane with you as if it was their birth right you are denying them.
.
Guys, you will fear them when it comes to overtaking a Danfo. yes, they are quite slow, but they would pick race as soon as it's time for you to overtake.
.
When a Danfo driver drives on wrong way, they expect you to clear away for them ( go and see them and cele onward mile 2 axis)
.
well, the last one I can remember though is this.... If a danfo driver bash you, end, if they do, don't even try to speak big grammars cus they would beg you with all they have ( without money though ). No matter how you screen them, they never have a dime to pay . All you would hear is "Ejo nitori olorun " ( I beg you in the name of God )
.
Abeg, Lagos na one life jare, if you agree hit Like. jare.
...
...
. Drabeey

After all the long notes,*14 likes*...
Guessing u in d danfo business too
Celebrities / Re: Ben Murray-Bruce, Trey Songz & Wizkid Hang Out Together - Photos by Krayzeejhay(m): 11:19pm On Dec 19, 2015
Twitter+swagger senator
Now everybody wanna snap with treysongz
Romance / Re: Guys And Their 'come To My House' Annoying Talk by Krayzeejhay(m): 10:41pm On Dec 19, 2015
Shud I always be d one asking? U too ask me to come to ur house

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Jokes Etc / Re: When She Always Lie About Her Age Lol by Krayzeejhay(m): 10:37pm On Dec 19, 2015
Heheheh....
Celebrities / Re: Uche Ogbodo Displays Her Nose Ring (photos) by Krayzeejhay(m): 11:32pm On Dec 18, 2015
Cynthia morgan dropped d ring,
Uche 'cow' ogodo,picked d ring... Chai!!..
Cowbell has gotten an ambassador
Politics / Re: Akwa Ibom Residents Celebrate Umana Over Appeal Court Ruling by Krayzeejhay(m): 11:19pm On Dec 18, 2015
Applaner:
op,

where did u get dis pix from




may b from ur village.






b/cos over here in uyo, dere is no celebration anywhere except TM and birthday

Abi o..

I only saw some jobless keke riders carrying broom to sweep air...
Nothing like crowd o,oron,abak,and aka road were as free as..............
Travel / Re: A Look Into The Hometown Of Mike Adenuga !!! (pics ) by Krayzeejhay(m): 10:50am On Dec 18, 2015
They are all mad!.
Mvst every successful person be d one to help??.. See how their talking like na dem give am money..
See mouth like 'he's done nothing to help'... Why u no cry to government Nonsense
Nairaland / General / Re: Yahoo Boy Runs Mad In Lagos; Jumps Out Of His Range Rover And Tears Clothes -Pic by Krayzeejhay(m): 10:45am On Dec 18, 2015
Choi!!,,
Mkpo ufok! Omo!,make person carry d phone 4rm am o
Politics / Re: Happy 21st Birthday Zahra Buhari - The Girl With The Big Heart by Krayzeejhay(m): 9:56am On Dec 18, 2015
I cover my eyes with da blood of jesus!..
Hmmm,wouldn't mind voting her 4 presidency

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Celebrities / Re: Reekado Banks Blasted By Angry Fans Over Instagram Post (pic) by Krayzeejhay(m): 12:50am On Dec 18, 2015
Nigerians sha... Them beef ghana,beef kenya,beef SA.. Now beet urselves
Shey dem talk #WCW.. Ehn,me m crush on ur mummy na,oya kill me
Celebrities / Re: Cynthia Morgan Wears New Look, Fans React (See Photos) by Krayzeejhay(m): 12:22am On Dec 18, 2015
Jeez!! See beauty without the cowbell nose ring... #BabyMama
Religion / Re: ''Wicked Village Wait For Me, I'm Coming'' (Photo) by Krayzeejhay(m): 8:12pm On Dec 16, 2015
Pastor please come o
Amadioha is waiting for u with open arms grin

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